Top 10 Signs a Girl Doesn't Like You

Might wanna stay back for a little bit...

Nope. She doesn't droll over you. At all.

It all makes sense now.

I believe this is when I say "mood" or whatever the kiddies are saying nowadays

It's a cliche for women to pick things up for you if they have a crush on you. This is definitely not the case.

I'd hope both of these things:
1) It wasn't a prison hallway.
2) The thing you dropped wasn't soap.

Because, when you drop the soap in prison...

No... That just means she's a bad person!

That means sex

This has happened to me at least 5 times. Some girls just don't like me. I don't mean to be racist, but most of them were Asian. They got super angry when I said something simple, like that her boyfriend didn't like her anymore. I guess I don't know some social skills.

Well was it necessary to point out their racial identity? If we feel victimized online. WE WILL BLOCK YOU. If there are girls who do it for no reason-they suck.

And I know this by experience too.

Yeah, this stings like crazy.

Hey, congratulations, Ethan, you just created the most accurate depiction of 90% of all middle-school romance there is!

That is a generalization and downright offensive generalization too!

Looks like almost all males are screwed then.

Well, a lot of teenage girls like Harry and the other members of 1D.

I'm not so sure about this one. I often don't respond to texts immediately, even if they're from people I love talking to.

She could be busy with stuff. So I wouldn't say this is a sign...

The logic in my school with most is that if you aren't in 1D, you're ugly.

Oh, doesn't everyone?!

Yes this hits hard.

This is actually a very good sign she likes you.

The news spread very quickly among girls.

Okay, I'm friendly I'm not going to leave you out of all the fun!

What kind of drama do you people get into?!