Best SpongeBob Pre-Movie Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

2 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt

3 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick - Big Pink Loser

4 "Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery" - Squidward - Club Spongebob

5 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

6 "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick - Something Smells

7 "I'm Ready" - Spongebob - Nearly Every Episode

8 "This isn't your average everyday darkness...this is advanced darkness" - Spongebob - Rock Bottom

9 CHOCOLATE! - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts

10 I Love You! - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts

The Contenders

11 "Finland!" - Patrick - Frankendoodle

12 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

13 "That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!" - Squidward - Dying For Pie

14 "You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

15 "OVERTIME?!" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

This one should be higher, just like the Krusty Krab Pizza song

16 "At Night!" - SpongeBob - Graveyard Shift

17 "It's OK Rocky, you go when you feel like it!" - Patrick - The Great Snail Race

18 "So, this is work?" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

19 "Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your BRIEFCASE!" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

20 "So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

21 "There's that stupid noise again!" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

22 "Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

23 Junior! - SpongeBob and Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

24 "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me" - Squidward - Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV

25 "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward - Band Geeks

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