Best SpongeBob Pre-Movie Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. - DapperPickle

2 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt
3 "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick - Something Smells

At least he’s a better storyteller than me. - 3DG20

4 CHOCOLATE! - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts
5 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick - Big Pink Loser
6 "Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery" - Squidward - Club Spongebob
7 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots
8 "I'm Ready" - Spongebob - Nearly Every Episode
9 "This isn't your average everyday darkness...this is advanced darkness" - Spongebob - Rock Bottom
10 "Finland!" - Patrick - Frankendoodle

The Contenders

11 I Love You! - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
12 "It's OK Rocky, you go when you feel like it!" - Patrick - The Great Snail Race
13 "So, this is work?" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
14 "You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
15 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks
16 "That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!" - Squidward - Dying For Pie
17 "Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your BRIEFCASE!" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
18 "So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
19 "OVERTIME?!" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
20 "At Night!" - SpongeBob - Graveyard Shift
21 "There's that stupid noise again!" - Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
22 "Oh, that's not a stupid noise, that's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window" - SpongeBob - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
23 Junior! - SpongeBob and Patrick - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
24 "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me" - Squidward - Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV
25 "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward - Band Geeks
26 "Look, doubloons! Don't drop them!" - Spongebob - Garry Takes a Bath"
27 "It's a gift, a gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow is my birthday." - Plankton - Plankton
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Top Remixes

1. "It's OK Rocky, you go when you feel like it!" - Patrick - The Great Snail Race
2. CHOCOLATE! - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
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1. CHOCOLATE! - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts
2. I Love You! - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick - Something Smells
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1. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
2. "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt
3. "Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery" - Squidward - Club Spongebob
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