Top Ten Reasons Squidward Is Better Than Patrick
The Top Ten
1 Squidward Is Likeable
I kinda like them both. Patrick seems to be more likeable in seasons 10 and 11 (Ink Lemonade is exception)
2 Patrick's a Prick
3 Squidward Has a Better Voice
4 Patrick Isn't Stupid
Most of the time he is
5 Squidward Is Better at Clarinet Than Patrick
6 Squidward Has a Job
7 Patrick Doesn't Wear a Shirt
Appreciate this list, but this is a ridiculous reason. - Squidward Tentacles
But squidward does not wear pants
Squidward does not wear pants
8 Patrick Almost Burned Gary
9 Squidward Had Dignity
10 Patrick Is Unfunny
For me the two are falling under popularity, now is the best Gary The Snail
The Contenders
11 Squidward Is Unfunny
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