Stupidest Excuses to Make When You're Late


The Top Ten

1 I farted

I farted and I realised that I had to go back to my home to poop and then it went on and on without stopping... You won't understand how much I went through! - Kiteretsunu

2 I forgot what 2 + 2 is

Haha no relation at all! - HezarioSeth

3 I robbed a bank

If that happened you would be in jail by now - Jake09

4 I was listening to Justin Bieber

Whoever you're late for is going to drive you the hell out with a pitchfork. - PositronWildhawk

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5 I saw flying monkeys

Hey you know anything could be possible when you've been Drinking or High! - Curti2594

6 I saw Uncle Grandpa

Uncle Grandpa and Flying Monkeys don't exist - Jake09

7 A lama ate my taco and flew away
8 I couldn't find my pants.....
9 Alarm clock didn't work

I sat on my alarm clock

10 I found my wallet but my computer crashed

The Contenders

11 A T-Rex ate my car
12 There was a boy in the girls' bathroom
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