Top Ten Stupidest Things People Give Out for Halloween

Halloween is tomorrow. That's why I'm making a list of things people bring out that is unacceptable. So lets get started

The Top Ten

1 Flosses

Does that count as the dance move

STUPID STUPID STUPID! I mean really? Flosses? There not candy you know.

Fairy Floss is delicious but Dental Floss is terrible to give for Halloween.

Used flosses are much, much worse. I got that when I was a kid by an old lady.

2 A Justin Bieber Album

Oh come on! No body wants a Justin Bieber. WE WANT CANDY!

Kids should be listening to real music like the Beatles or led zeppelin.

Actually I have gotten one.

Me: thank you

In my head: WHAT?

If someone gave me this for Halloween I would say ''Thanks'' and then when they close their door I will throw it through their window and smash the window open

3 Apples


ITS HALLOWEEN! We need candy not apples or any healthy food you bring us.

Though, bobbing for apples is a fun game...

Some people forget to buy Halloween candy, which sucks, BUT WHY GIVE OUT APPLES? Come on, give some Pringles or something!

4 Religious Pamphlets

I have gotten quite a few of these in my childhood

I got these before as a kid

That's in bad taste to give out pamphlets on Halloween.

That's bad because people have different religions

5 Flowers

I'd only be very happy if I was given Lavender flowers.

Wait why would any one even think this was a good Idea

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like flowers... Idiots

Yes flowers. * Explodes*

6 Pencils

I have about 1,000,000 pencils so they gave me two more and I was like "oh great, two more pencils to get lost and never use them ever"

Pencils remind me of school. I hate school. I don't want to be reminded of school while I am trick-or-treating on Halloween night

Lol my grandma gives those out WHAT!?

Perfect forthose who go to school or needed one.

7 Sour Candy

Sour candy is the only type of candy I like! - PatrickStar

I like sour candy! At least it's better than giving apples for Halloween

I like it! At least u can trade it for something sweet with a friend!

I love sour candy.

8 Booze

What the heck is a booze?

Am I the only one that knows what this is? - Thatgirl

You're giving this stuff out to kids?

Booze is Alcoholic drinks like beer, wine, etc. Not for kids! - Lunala

9 Drugs

Unless you want a whole generation of trick-or-treaters in your neighborhood to become drug addicts, then don't even think about giving kids drugs on Halloween.

What my only thought my mum goes through the candy before I eat we would call the cops

Why would you do this? Just why?

Fantastic idea to give these to children instead of candy

10 Pennies

Pennies? Really? You people make me sick. And everyone else.

What? Pennies aren't rare!

Pennies aren't candy. But they are extremely rare

The Contenders

11 Nothing

That's definitely one of the worst things to get

If u have nothing please write a note so we don't waste time ringing doorbell

You know what I hate more than people hating me? On Halloween night when I am dressed like a cute little bunny and I knock on someone's door on Halloween and they just slam their door shut and say ''We don't do trick-or-treating'' It makes me so mad I want to shoot that person and the police

12 A Song

This one is very stupid. I mean a song? Come on people!


Unless it's an ac/dc album like hell's bells.

13 Tooth Brush

It's Halloween not Opposite day

GAH! We want something that rots teeth not clean them!

I don't brush my teeth I don't need them

14 To Pet a Dog

Excuse me guys as I throw up due to stupidness over people giving out stupid things to kids. * Barfs*

That's not something I bring home to my house. Its something when the dog will bite me and steal all my candy.

15 Advertisements

Who would want an advertisement? - funnyuser

16 Paper Clips


17 Smarties Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.

*looks at title*
Me: WHAT? Who would hate pure chocola-
*sees pic*
Me: Oh... Rockets...
(And That was me being a lonely Canadian have a nice day))

Hey! Smarties are good! I could eat them all day! - MinunLink7

What's so bad about smarties?

They taste gross, but they are still candy unlike some of the things on this list

18 Small Cheap Toys

These are cute. Whats wrong with these?

19 Empty Plastic Bags

They have no-where to put their rubbish so they give them to you on Halloween night instead

Who would give this

20 Cigarettes

I would call the police if someone gave out cigarettes for Halloween or even anytime - funnyuser

Hello police? I was out trick or treating...

Report them to police


21 Granola Bars
22 Old History Books
23 AOL CDs
24 Bras

I would say ''I don't have big boobs I don't need these'''

25 Kisses
26 Potato Salad
27 Punch In the Face

That is very brutal and very harsh.

28 Cigarette Candy
29 Cards to Parents
30 Cough Drops

When I was little I got Halls along with my Halloween candy

31 Dehydrated Army Food

Why, at least give out Mac n cheese shapes!

32 Candy

No one likes it

33 Key Chains

Oh Come on! Now key chains? I will kill who ever bring people these gifts from this list with a knife! Well that's it and Happy halloween.

Actually I like these. I collect key chains.

34 Stickers

Hey! I like stickers!

35 Tootsie Rolls

What's bad about tootsie rolls?

I would throw this through someone's window if they gave this to me

I like tootsie rolls

My mom almost choked on one :(

36 Vegetables

I wish we got vegetables for Halloween, not poisonous candy...

This is Halloween, not a healthy nightmare

37 Raisins

" I want you to go find 20 kids in the neighborhood that would eat these."
(comes back 3 hours later)
"Here, they would eat them"
"that's because they're dogs"
"Woof, Woof" ( Translation: When do I get paid)
" Gee Whiz I just want you to eat healthy "
Laugh out loud

Better than apples but still prettybad

38 100% Juice Boxes

My grandmother gives these out on Halloween. I find this really stupid. the juice doesn't even taste any good!

I hate juice boxes. They're too warm and sweet they taste so sweet I want to throw up.

Once I drank one of these and 20 seconds later I puked

39 Twizzlers
40 Advertisement for their ballet recital
41 Rice Cakes
42 Prunes
43 Dustpans
44 Water
45 Pretzels

No one wants yo pretzel!

46 Dean Phillips Advertisements


47 Socks
48 Spider Rings


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