Top Ten Stupidest Things People Give Out for Halloween

Halloween is tomorrow. That's why I'm making a list of things people bring out that is unacceptable. So lets get started

The Top Ten

1 Floss

STUPID STUPID STUPID! I mean really? Flosses? There not candy you know.

Fairy Floss is delicious but Dental Floss is terrible to give for Halloween.

Used flosses are much, much worse. I got that when I was a kid by an old lady.


2 Apples

ITS HALLOWEEN! We need candy not apples or any healthy food you bring us.

Though, bobbing for apples is a fun game...

Some people forget to buy Halloween candy, which sucks, BUT WHY GIVE OUT APPLES? Come on, give some Pringles or something!

Toffee Apples are okay but plain apples are gross and stupid we can just buy them in shops

3 Religious Pamphlets

This is basically tricking children to do fun activities to spread religion once you think of it.

That's in bad taste to give out pamphlets on Halloween.

That's bad because people have different religions

I have gotten quite a few of these in my childhood

4 Flowers

I'd only be very happy if I was given Lavender flowers.

Wait why would any one even think this was a good Idea

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like flowers... Idiots

Yes flowers. * Explodes*

5 Pencils

"You know, you probably have a hundred pencils at home, but this is SPECIAL! It glows!" The loser said as she gave me a pencil with a flashlight.

I have about 1,000,000 pencils so they gave me two more and I was like "oh great, two more pencils to get lost and never use them ever"

Pencils remind me of school. I hate school. I don't want to be reminded of school while I am trick-or-treating on Halloween night

Lol my grandma gives those out WHAT!?

6 Sour Candy

Sour candy is the only type of candy I like! - PatrickStar

I like sour candy! At least it's better than giving apples for Halloween

I like it! At least u can trade it for something sweet with a friend!

I love sour candy.

7 Pennies

Pennies? Really? You people make me sick. And everyone else.

What? Pennies aren't rare!

Pennies aren't candy. But they are extremely rare

8 A Song

This one is very stupid. I mean a song? Come on people!


Unless it's an ac/dc album like hell's bells.

9 Toothbrush

It's Halloween not Opposite day

GAH! We want something that rots teeth not clean them!

I don't brush my teeth I don't need them

10 To Pet a Dog

Excuse me guys as I throw up due to stupidness over people giving out stupid things to kids. * Barfs*

That's not something I bring home to my house. Its something when the dog will bite me and steal all my candy.

The Contenders

11 Advertisements

Who would want an advertisement?


12 Paper Clips


13 Smarties Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.

They taste gross, but they are still candy unlike some of the things on this list

*looks at title*
Me: WHAT? Who would hate pure chocola-
*sees pic*
Me: Oh... Rockets...
(And That was me being a lonely Canadian have a nice day))

Eww. There so overrated and disgusting! Tell me, how do you enjoy them?!?!

14 Small Cheap Toys
15 Empty Plastic Bags

They have no-where to put their rubbish so they give them to you on Halloween night instead

Who would give this

16 Granola Bars
17 AOL CDs
18 Kisses
19 Cigarette Candy
20 Cards to Parents
21 Dehydrated Army Food

Why, at least give out Mac n cheese shapes!

22 Key Chains

Oh Come on! Now key chains? I will kill who ever bring people these gifts from this list with a knife! Well that's it and Happy halloween.

23 Stickers
24 Tootsie Rolls

I would throw this through someone's window if they gave this to me

My mom almost choked on one :(

25 Vegetables

This is Halloween, not a healthy nightmare

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