Top 10 Stupidest Things that You Will Almost Always Hear Nintendo Haters Say About the Company

xandermartin98

The Top Ten

1 "Bad graphics"

Super smash bros brawl and super smash bros 4 will SILENCE those people.

2 "Nintendo is for the kiddies LOLzorz"

This is a horrendously narrow view of what makes a good video game. Nintendo games are designed for everybody to enjoy, and even many adults play them thanks to their beautiful gameplay, well thought-out level designs, great characters, the list goes on. Violence, blood and boobs are not everything! - Entranced98

Exactly. Nintendo is not just for kids. Nintendo can be for all-ages as much as Sony or Microsoft or whatever other console/company in gaming.

If only they know about some Pokédex entries.
Same goes for Zero (Kirby)

3 "Better console hardware = better games"
4 "Stupid Nintendo fanboys always like to arrogantly treat every other gaming company on Earth as being automatically inferior to Nintendo"

This is actually true though - xandermartin98

5 "Literally the only reason people think the Mario and Zelda games are good is because they have the iconic Mario and Zelda labels on them"
6 "They have literally no third-party support"

*cough Gamecube*
*cough* N64
*cough Wii
*cough* NES
*cough SNES*
*cough* wii u
*cough* switch - hugh201

7 "WAAAH, Breath of the Wild doesn't graphically work quite as good as Horizon: Zero Dawn or Witcher Three"

Ever heard of a art style - hugh201

8 "Super Smash Bros sucks because it's not a conventional fighting game like Mortal Kombat or God of War"
9 "Undertale isn't quite as good as Earthbound and Mother 3 put together, so it sucks"
10 "Metroid Prime is a ripoff of Halo"

Aw they don't know that Metroid came first. - hugh201

The Contenders

11 "No Halo! No COD! No Service!"

Call of Duty was on the wii. - hugh201

1.halo is a Microsoft property
2. Those 2 games are rated M or at least Call of Duty - Tyoshi

12 "Super Mario Maker is bad because it's a ripoff of Little Big Planet"

I love both Mario Maker and LBP.

I mean, it does literally have LBP's Play Create Share formula printed onto the back of its box, but the similarities don't really extend very far beyond that (that, and LBP2 really can be a LOT more fun than SMM if you're good enough with its level editor) - xandermartin98

No it started as a tool to makeM ario games. - hugh201

Thoose idiots! Mario was creaated first! you just want to make sony look goog! dance for us you losers!

13 "Other companies NEVER punish their fans for trying to make sweet and innocent fangames"

Nintendo only did that because they were going to release an official remake of metroid 2 - hugh201

14 "Why would I ever play a video game without guns or graphic violence in it?"

It's thanks to people like this that Nintendo "saved" Bayonetta, a character and game that deserved its former obscurity, and now over-promotes it.

I think that is SMK in a nutshell - hugh201

No one ever says that. The person who added it must be really mad a consoles and pc players. Plus this is pretty over exaggerated.

15 "Master Chief would totally, like, pwn Samus any day of the week, brah"

Seriously if you should notice Samus’s Suit is way more durable, and even if Master Chief destroys it he still has to worry about a more agile zero suit. - hugh201

16 "I'm too old for Nintendo"
17 "Nintendo is gay and autistic, and its games are for likewise people"

Okay that is what SMK would say - hugh201

18 "Super Smash Bros is basically the only good thing they've ever made"

*cough* SelfDestruct *cough* - TheYoshiPyro64

19 "Nintendo is for losers that live in their mother's basements"

I’ve seen Xbox and PlayStation fanboys living in their moms basement more than Nintendo fanboys

20 "Why would I ever play a video game without online multiplayer?"
21 "It's their fault we have all these stupid crappy indie games now"

Well it's there fault Call of Duty and halo exsist - Tyoshi

22 "Nintendo Wee-Wee"
23 "Mario sucks; all you do in it is jump around and hit blocks, I can do that at home"

I dare you too eat a flower then shoot fireballs - Tyoshi

24 "Breath of the Wild is just your average generic open-world game with the Zelda skin slapped onto it and is a blatant ripoff of Elder Scrolls"
25 "I don't watch cartoons anymore because they're for two-year-olds, just like Nintendo"
26 "Nintendo games have always been way too easy"
27 "Microsoft and Sony will always have infinitely better console-exclusive games"
28 "Mario Kart sucks; it isn't realistic and boring enough for me"
29 "Splatoon is just a stupid wannabe Call of Duty ripoff"

When did Call of Duty be tps about covering turf - Tyoshi

30 "Their good days of game development ended with the Wii"
31 "The Wii is entirely useless"

Then PS move and kinect are useless - Tyoshi

32 "They should go and shove a Wii Remote up their bums"
33 "Zelda is gay"
34 "Mario is gay"
35 "Kirby is gay"
36 "Their memes are the only good thing they have going for them"
37 "Sonic is so much cooler than Mario"
38 "Who even plays retro games anymore"

Thousands of people - hugh201

39 "They deserve to die in the self-absorbed, stuck-in-the-past hole that they came from"
40 "Super Metroid and Prime 1 are the only good Metroid games ever; mostly Prime though"
41 "Undertale? More like BlunderFAIL, am I right?"
42 "The Mario fanbase is literally just as bad as the Sonic fanbase"
43 "The Zelda and Metroid fanbases are worse than the Call of Duty and Halo ones"
44 "All they ever do is literally recycle the EXACT same games over and over again, with slight graphical updates each time"
45 "Needs more Call o f Duty and Halo"

Halo and Call of Duty are t or m not kid friendly and halo is first party Microsoft - Tyoshi

46 "Nintendo is for retards"
47 "Breath of the Wild? More like Breasts of the Whore, am I right?"
48 "Xenoblade Chronicles? More like Xenob**ch Dongicles, am I right?"
49 "Mega Man is gay"

Mega Man isn't nintendo - hugh201

50 "Metroid is a ripoff of Castlevania"

Well they both revolutionized a genre. - hugh201

No metroid was first I think - Tyoshi

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