Most Surprising NFL Teams of 2017 After Week 16
Merry Christmas everyone. Let’s see what Santa Claus left for us in this week's NFL slate.
The San Francisco 49ers are a professional American football team located in the San Francisco Bay Area. Congrats Niners Santa gave you a W and the gift of Jimmy G. So far he’s been a god for San Francisco. Now you need to build around him and then you will be relevant again
The Jacksonville Jaguars are an American professional football franchise based in Jacksonville, Florida. Sorry Jags Santa gave you a lump of coaL in the form of a loss to the Niners. Bortles returned to his old form and you showed us all why you aren’t super bowl contenders just yet. Better figure it out against the Titans
The Carolina Panthers are a professional American football team based in Charlotte, North Carolina, that competes in the National Football League. Congrats Carolina Santa gave you a playoff berth and a chance to win the division with a Christmas miracle comeback against the Buccaneers. You guys ate that dub.Hopefully you figure out what you did so you can prepare to play a real team
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are a professional American football franchise based in Tampa, Florida. The Buccaneers currently compete in the National Football League as a member team of the National Football Conference South division. They put up a pretty good fight.
The Arizona Cardinals are a professional American football franchise based in the Phoenix metropolitan area. I think your gift was the New York Giants. And look you got a W under the tree. You ran all over the Giants and looks like you also got a shutout for Christmas.
The Seattle Seahawks are a professional American football franchise based in Seattle, Washington. The Seahawks compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference West division. Seattle you got lucky and have the chance at the playoffs. I’m giving the Seahawks the last playoff spot because they play Arizona and Atlanta plays Carolina.
The Dallas Cowboys are a professional American football team based in the Dallas–Fort Worth metroplex. The Cowboys compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference East division. Dallas you got the return of Eekiel Zelliot just in time for you to receive a playoff eliminating L for Christmas. But you gave 90% of NFL fans a merry Christmas and your Fanbase a blue Christmas. Hopefully you got a new couch for Jerry Jones to watch the playoffs this year.
I predicted that they would miss the playoffs because of sophomore slump for Dak and Zeke everyone thought I was crazy. But here we are now
The Las Vegas Raiders are a professional American football franchise based in Las Vegas. The Raiders began playing in 1960 as a member club of the American Football League; they have been a member club of the National Football League since the 1970 AFL–NFL merger.
In 2020, the Raiders relocated from Oakland, California to Las Vegas. Merry Christmas Oakland. You lost when you could have had an upset. You still have a chance to ruin the Chargers season though
The Philadelphia Eagles are a professional football franchise based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Eagles compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference East division.
The Green Bay Packers are a professional American football team based in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Packers compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference North division.
The Packers have won 4 Super Bowls and 13 NFL championships. Well Green Bay You guys got another L,a shutout, and you got a rule violation for putting Rogers back on IR. McCarthy may be on the hot seat for wasting another year of Rogers. You guys should ask for new management and a defense. Sounds like a cold and blue Christmas in Green Bay
The New York Giants are a professional American football team located in the New York metropolitan area.
The Cincinnati Bengals are a professional American football franchise based in Cincinnati, Ohio. The Bengals currently compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's American Football Conference North division. I had a gut feeling they would be the team to spoil Detroit's ''easy schedule.'' Everybody thought I was insane for making the bold, and yet somewhat predictable loss going to cincy. What was most astounding is they beat the Lions without Joe Mixon & Vontaze Burfict both gone early due to overwhelmed wounds.