Top Ten Things to Do to Mr. Krabs If You Meet Him


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21 Have Him Babysit Caillou

I laughed so hard at this. Move it up, people! - Cesium

Yes! That would be awesome!

22 Make Him Go On Encyclopedia Dramatica's Offended Page

The worst page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, there's a GIF of a kitten going through a blender, a severed wolf's head in a toilet, a man slicing his penis into ribbons, famous shock sites like Goatse and Tubgirl, and Anime pornography - ZootopiaFan

23 Work For Him

No, Mr. Krabs isn't a good person person at all. He's not even a person. Instead, he's a conniving lowlife who will go to any lengths just to obtain money and is willing to harm and kill even his own daughter just to be wealthy. And for that, he deserves to die.

Are you crazy?! He'd enslave the hell out of you just to earn money! But if you want to work him, then you can die with him for all I care.

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24 Give Him Herpes

Like Brian did to Stewie in Family Guy

25 Tell him that someone wrote "Krabs is a *dolphin chirp*" on the dumpster

"Squidward smells... G O O D" - Torchpost

26 Have Sex With Him

No! I do not want to feel his penis inside my rectum!

Why the hell would you want to have sex with that d*mn crab?! Can you not see how evil he is?!

But if you'd rather be the victim of Mr. Krabs for the rest of your life, be my guest. Just don't blame me if you suffer the consequences for the making that choice.

Great, now you want Mr. Krabs to rape me?

27 Send him to Davy Jones' Locker

That's the SpongeBob version of Hell, which is where Mr. Krabs belongs forever because of all the bad stuff he did.

The Flying Dutchman tried to send him there but Krabs cried like a baby and the Dutchman let him go just to shut him up if TFD put him in DJL I would give TFD a million jillion dollars

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28 Take Him Shopping
29 Have Him Destroy This List

Whoever put this suggestion here should be destroyed. Do you suck up to Mr. Krabs? If so, how about you let him torture the hell out of you?

Whoever put this suggestion in this list is a blind a** kisser of that crab. If he or she loves him so much, then he or she should die with him.

30 Rip his Eyes Out

How wrong you, Goatworlds. You act like this is funny when it isn't. Instead, it's laughable. If it's funny, I'd see it as being pleasant. But that's not my kind of humor.

My type of humor is revengeful humor. So if I see Mr. Krabs with his eyes ripped out, I wouldn't go, "Haha, that's so funny." Instead, I'd say, "Hah ha, serves you right, bonehead! "

This is hilarious. - Goatworlds

31 Make Him Get Picked Up By Red Lobster

If that happens, that company had better kill hi mas brutally as possible.

32 Make Him Die with all of his Fans

How deluded all those lovers of that crab blindly suck up to him as if he's real. Can they not see how evil he is? How would they like it they kiss is a** and he tortures them for money?

33 Make Him Listen to Justin Bieber

How ridiculous that sounds! I may not like Justin. But at least, he's not as bad as Krabs.

He might like Justin Bieber, though. - anonygirl

34 Make Dio Brando Road Roller him
35 Force Him to Watch Dora the Explorer

Dora and that crazy crab should murder each other!

36 Accuse Him of Torturing Plankton
37 Find a Way to Give Him HIV, Ebola, or Cancer

Even Though I Hate Mr. Krabs, This Entry Is A Little Too Far

38 Infect Him With the Bubonic Plague
39 Ask him if he knows TheTopTens

Oh come on! How will that work when he isn't real?

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40 Slice His Head Off With a Sword

Yeah, and use a chainsaw so his blood splatters everywhere!

Firewolf5, I'm glad that you want Mr. Krabs dead as much as I do. But could you not put "Lol" in your anti-Krabs post? My kinds of Mr. Krabs haters don't use humorous abbreviations.

I would be like " time to die " then say " howl firewolf " then the sword will turn into fire and cut his head off. Lol. - firewolf5

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