Top Ten Things to Not Do at Church

The Top Ten

1 Watch porn and masturbate in the back row

Who would do this? - RiverClanRocks

This list is amazing - SammySpore

This would be inapropriate. - EpicJake

THAT WAS ADULTRY I WANTED YA’LL TO APOLOGIZE AND BE ASHAMED OF yourself

2 Throw a beer bottle at the preacher

Then you'd be kicked out. - EpicJake

You're out after this - Jordansalesguy2392

3 Unleash a hungry tiger onto the parishioners

How would you even do this?

4 Play Cannibal Corpse Songs at maximum volume

I would love this m/ - Tylerlangford1234

5 Yell, "Hail Satan!"

All hail...DEMON BENDY! EVERYONE APPRECIATE HIS INKY SMILE AND HE SHALL RULE THIS CHURCH AND...AND...do cool stuff with it...

This is just stupid.

6 Massacre the kids with a chainsaw

I think that's something Leatherface would do.

Holy crap! Who would do this?!

7 Flip everyone off

THIS IS SO DUMB.

8 Yell, "Screw God!"

God is all powerful you know!

9 Go up to the elderly female song leader and perform Kim by Eminem
10 Run around naked

That's just illegal!

WHY?!?!

The Contenders

11 Have sex in the Bathroom

WHY?!?!?!

THIS IS JUST INAPROPRIATE! WHO WOULD DO THIS CRAP?!

12 Suddenly break dance
13 Make out with a King Cobra
14 Do drugs
15 Shoot a lady in the head

Correction: Don't shoot anyone in the head. - Minecraftcrazy530

16 Wet yourself

If your a baby, then this is perfectly fine.

17 Commit Suicide
18 Slam your head against a bible

If you were a kid then you would get pinched or hissed at

DUMB!

Hallelujah

19 Skip across the room and sing, "let the bodies hit the floor"
20 Spray paint an Inverted Pentagram on the Church Walls
21 Smoke Crack Cocaine
22 Wear a Slayer T-Shirt inside the church
23 Get drunk
24 Take your clothes off
25 Gamble
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