Top Ten Things to Not Do at Church

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The Top Ten

1 Watch porn and masturbate in the back row

Who would do this? - RiverClanRocks

This list is amazing - SammySpore

This would be inapropriate. - EpicJake

2 Throw a beer bottle at the preacher

Then you'd be kicked out. - EpicJake

You're out after this - Jordansalesguy2392

3 Unleash a hungry tiger onto the parishioners

How would you even do this?

4 Play Cannibal Corpse Songs at maximum volume

I would love this m/ - Tylerlangford1234

5 Yell, "Hail Satan!"

This is just stupid.

6 Massacre the kids with a chainsaw

I think that's something Leatherface would do.

Holy crap! Who would do this?!

7 Flip everyone off

THIS IS SO DUMB.

8 Yell, "Screw God!"

God is all powerful you know!

9 Go up to the elderly female song leader and perform Kim by Eminem
10 Run around naked

That's just illegal!

WHY?!?!

The Contenders

11 Have sex in the Bathroom

WHY?!?!?!

THIS IS JUST INAPROPRIATE! WHO WOULD DO THIS CRAP?!

12 Suddenly break dance
13 Make out with a King Cobra
14 Do drugs
15 Shoot a lady in the head

Correction: Don't shoot anyone in the head. - Minecraftcrazy530

16 Wet yourself

If your a baby, then this is perfectly fine.

17 Commit Suicide
18 Slam your head against a bible

If you were a kid then you would get pinched or hissed at

DUMB!

Hallelujah

19 Skip across the room and sing, "let the bodies hit the floor"
20 Spray paint an Inverted Pentagram on the Church Walls
21 Smoke Crack Cocaine
22 Wear a Slayer T-Shirt inside the church
23 Get drunk
24 Take your clothes off
25 Gamble
26 Use the Bible as toilet paper

GROSS AND SO STUPID.

27 Wear an Inverted Cross
28 Molest the children
29 Smoke cigarettes
30 Steal a Bible
31 Set the church on fire
32 Shout "Oh My F***ing God!" out loud

STOP! YOUR INSULTING GOD!

STUPID.

33 Listen to Satanic Black Metal
34 Draw in the bible
35 Shout out that God is fake
36 Kill somebody
37 Raise your middle finger
38 Ask a Priest "Have you ever gotten laid before?"

Priests, Catholic ones at least, cannot get married.

39 Dress like a slut
40 Shout out "all of your prayers will never be answered!"
41 Tell someone in the church if they've watched South Park yesterday night
42 Litter
43 Crash your car inside of the church
44 Read The God Delusion instead of the Bible
45 Staple pictures of Satan on the church walls

DUMB.

46 Spray paint Inverted Crosses on the church walls
47 Say that Nero was a brilliant man

I don't even know who Nero is, but whoever says that is so DUMB.

Nero was NOT a brilliant man!

48 Spout out racist comments
49 Dress as a Klansman
50 Throw rocks at the church windows
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1. Watch porn and masturbate in the back row
2. Throw a beer bottle at the preacher
3. Unleash a hungry tiger onto the parishioners
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1. Yell, "Hail Satan!"
2. Flip everyone off
3. Yell, "Screw God!"
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