Top 10 Things We All Do But Don't Admit To

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1 Picture yourself on stage performing the music you're listening to

I do this to In The Name Of God by Dream Theater all of the time. Should hear me do the background screams at the 7:18 mark.

I dramatically dance and sing to We Are The Champions (with hand motions). Keep in mind that I can't dance, and that's the only song I can sing well, apart from I Believe I Can Fly. - RiverClanRocks

Since I started as a student DJ recently, whenever I hear a track I love now, I mentally analyse the rhythm, beat rate and all that, because I can't wait to use it at a college party. - PositronWildhawk

I do this all the time. I love it. It makes me think with more creativity. - JaysTop10List

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2 Pee in the shower

This is actually good for you

I have to admit my family does this to "save money" by not having to flush the toilet afterwards...(we're Asian). I am guilty of doing this as well... :P

I don't do that. I did when I was a little kid but remember, I was a LITTLE KID - Mcgillacuddy

Psst... That sound you a make when you do... - ARandomPerson

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3 Pee on the side of the toilet so it's not as loud

Oh wow! Haha! Especially public toilets where there are only two cubicles and the one next to you is also in use. It makes me less embarrassed about doing this as I know she's doing the same... - Britgirl

Is this supposed to be embarrassing? I don't know why people wouldn't admit that they do this because it's actually a normal thing to do. - Mcgillacuddy

I actually do that sometimes.

I really don't care if people hear it #ScrewWhatPeopleThink - JaysTop10List

4 Fantasize about a shooting and who to save during the event

I used to fantasize about my house catching on fire...

I always think that will happen on June 29.

, I am not alooone. - ParasN2000

5 Listen to the same music over and over again

I have an obsession with Andy Lau songs

I listen to infinite loops of songs.

I do this all the time...almost every day, I will end up with a song that I will listen to over and over throughout the day. - Element119

Happens to the best of us. We hear a kick ass song and we just replay it to listen to it again and again for like 20 minutes. - Mcgillacuddy

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6 Wonder if life is just a dream and you will wake up some day to be some alien

I think, what am I, what I it like to feel nothingness, after death, and most importantly, why was I born? Answers to the last question is obviously you know, but I meant it in a philosophical sense. - ARandomPerson

I still Think About This - 12cc

Was it all a dream?

I uswd to think about this when I was little - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

7 Cup your hands against your chest in the shower, let it fill with water, then splash it onto the ground

I thought I was the only one who used to do this! - Atham

This was apparently the most amazing thing I did when I was younger, because I did this way too much. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Wow. Same. Though I sometimes cup it, then try to hold on to the water as long as I can. - ARandomPerson

Wait, what? I never knew about this one - Mcgillacuddy

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8 Talk to yourself

Hello me, meet the real me!

It's become more of an unconscious habit for me, so I don't really have to "admit" it, people around me probably already know about it, lol. - SevenTreeTool

I'll admit to doing this. I'm doing it right now, in fact! - Britgirl

Well, I don't necessary talk to myself, but I imagine that I am talking to someone I know and then realize I'm saying it out loud... - Element119

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9 You wash your face super quick when you're in the shower because you're afraid that if you close your eyes for too long a killer will materialize in the shower with you

Oh yeah, I also thought everything I was in a shower, medusa would be standing outside, and as soon as I went outside and opened my eyes, I would be turned to stone, naked. - ARandomPerson

Thanks Psycho, appreciate it. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you obviously haven't seen the movie. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

I actually do get a small sense of paranoia here and there, like some monster is in my room or right behind me or something, but I get over it quickly. - Mcgillacuddy

I hate to admit but I do this a lot. Maybe watching too much horror movies in one day isn't exactly good for me. - JaysTop10List

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10 Masturbate

Why do people like this so much? - Userguy44

Nah, I do it a lot and I'm not embarrassed. Unless a family member knows, especially mom, that's where things get very err... let's just say unpleasant. - JaysTop10List

As well for women...

I don't think it's that embarrassing to admit nowadays - Mcgillacuddy

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The Contenders

11 Think about stuff you like around school, but feel weird because you think others can read your mind

I used to worry about that all the time. I would actually attempt to mentally make a block around my thoughts so no one could read what I was thinking when I was younger. I still occasionally worry that there's someone in the world who actually can read my mind. - Element119

I used to think this a lot, especially when I was little I thought everyone I knew could read my mind or something. Now I know that's not true, and my imagination runs wild. This is probably a good and bad thing. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

There are two people in my class who claim that they can read people's minds. I know it has a very high chance of being untrue, but it still makes me feel paranoid and uncomfortable - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I relate to this whole list oops. - The_Violist

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12 Daydream about who you want to be and then realize it's all in your head

I may not have submitted this, but I'm pretty guilty of this one lol - EpicHorrorMaster

Unless you work for it - Ananya

13 Watch porn

I'm sure 90% of men do this.

14 Imagining weird things

All the time

I want to hallucinate a bologna sandwich

Who doesn't imagine weird things? - Element119

15 Tried to get the light switch between on and off
16 Pick your nose
17 Buy all the ingredients for a healthy meal then get home and binge eat sweets and biscuits.

Ah! Sounds relatable!

18 Fart
19 Have fantasies
20 Close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light goes off

It goes off when the door hits that switch that turns off the light when pressed. - ARandomPerson

21 Imagining how you would save the classroom if a gunman shows up
22 When doing something, pretending like your doing some kind of YouTube tutorial whether in you head or outloud.

Like I want to tell all the imaginary people about how to season some food or open a box?

23 Not flushing the toilet at night because it’s loud

Just happened to me now!

24 Daydream about tornadoes
25 Sing karaoke songs really loud when you're home alone

I do that!

26 You've tried to use the force on automatic doors
27 Cram yourself into coin operated kiddie rides
28 Tried to use the force on an object after watching star wars
29 Eat boogers at a stop sign or stoplight while driving
30 Vomit purposely
31 Wetting the bed while sleeping
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Updated 19 Aug 2019

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