Top 10 Things We All Do But Don't Admit

The Top Ten
1 Picture yourself on stage performing the music you're listening to

I was once using the bathroom in the walmart because I had a runny nose. I was in the stall and monster by Eminem and rihanna came on. When I left the stall it was the end of the song so I did a super dramatic pose like I was perfoming the song and someone was right in front of me. luckily it was someone I knew.

I dramatically dance and sing to We Are The Champions (with hand motions). Keep in mind that I can't dance, and that's the only song I can sing well, apart from I Believe I Can Fly.

Since I started as a student DJ recently, whenever I hear a track I love now, I mentally analyse the rhythm, beat rate and all that, because I can't wait to use it at a college party.

One time, my family went outside and I was dancing in my room singing Heaven In Hiding really loud when suddenly I hear "Lia! What's going on in there! "

2 Pee in the shower

Think you just admitted to something that not ALL of us do. Way too much info.

I don't do that. I did when I was a little kid but remember, I was a LITTLE KID

I have to admit my family does this to "save money" by not having to flush the toilet afterwards...(we're Asian). I am guilty of doing this as well... :P

Psst... That sound you a make when you do...

3 Listen to the same music over and over again

I do this all the time...almost every day, I will end up with a song that I will listen to over and over throughout the day.

Happens to the best of us. We hear a kick ass song and we just replay it to listen to it again and again for like 20 minutes.

Whenever my favorite artists release a new song I listen to it on replay all day.

I do it. There, I said it. I do it. The song happens to be "The walker" by Fitz and the Tantrums. You all know now.

4 Fantasize about a shooting and who to save during the event

Omg I thought I was the only person who thinks about this stuff! I didn't help when someone at my school said a person with a gun actually came to the school two years before I arrived! I always look for places to hide and I used to keep red dye to pretend I'm dead . . . but then I lost it.
I never think of anyone to save but myself tho. I also think of places I want to be shot at so I have a quick death. (Answer: the head)

I used to fantasize about my house catching on fire...

I always think that will happen on June 29.

5 Masturbate

Nah, I do it a lot and I'm not embarrassed. Unless a family member knows, especially mom, that's where things get very err... let's just say unpleasant.

The biggest one of them all for all men everywhere.

Master! Master! Wet dreams that I've been after.

Why do people like this so much?

6 Talk to yourself

Well, I don't necessary talk to myself, but I imagine that I am talking to someone I know and then realize I'm saying it out loud...

Hi, self, how are you doing today?
I don't do this one, but on scary rides, I whisper song lyrics.

Some people think I'm weird when I do this. It actually helps me work on my general speech.

I am my own best friend. That is why I am perfectly okay with saying I talk to myself.

7 Cup your hands against your chest in the shower, let it fill with water, then splash it onto the ground

This was apparently the most amazing thing I did when I was younger, because I did this way too much.

Wow. Same. Though I sometimes cup it, then try to hold on to the water as long as I can.

I thought I was the only one who used to do this!

Oh I didn't know other people did this!

8 Wonder if life is just a dream and you will wake up some day to be some alien

I think, what am I, what I it like to feel nothingness, after death, and most importantly, why was I born? Answers to the last question is obviously you know, but I meant it in a philosophical sense.

Was it all a dream?

9 Pee on the side of the toilet so it's not as loud

Oh wow! Haha! Especially public toilets where there are only two cubicles and the one next to you is also in use. It makes me less embarrassed about doing this as I know she's doing the same...

Is this supposed to be embarrassing? I don't know why people wouldn't admit that they do this because it's actually a normal thing to do.

I actually do that sometimes.

10 Imagining weird things

Who doesn't imagine weird things?

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11 Daydream about who you want to be and then realize it's all in your head

Unless you work for it

12 Watch porn

I'm sure 90% of men do this.

13 Tried to get the light switch between on and off

I did that and I heard electricity noise and I got scared.

I tried that when I was little, but I gave up long ago.

14 Think about stuff you like around school, but feel weird because you think others can read your mind

Yes yes yes! I actually sometimes think my dad can read my mind, because every time a bad thought appears in my mind he looks at me weird. I used to try not to think about private stuff in case someone reads my mind.

I used to worry about that all the time. I would actually attempt to mentally make a block around my thoughts so no one could read what I was thinking when I was younger. I still occasionally worry that there's someone in the world who actually can read my mind.

I used to think this a lot, especially when I was little I thought everyone I knew could read my mind or something. Now I know that's not true, and my imagination runs wild. This is probably a good and bad thing.

There are two people in my class who claim that they can read people's minds. I know it has a very high chance of being untrue, but it still makes me feel paranoid and uncomfortable

15 Not flushing the toilet at night because it’s loud

Just happened to me now!

16 You wash your face super quick when you're in the shower because you're afraid that if you close your eyes for too long a killer will materialize in the shower with you

Well, let me just say I usually keep my brother around so I can have someone to shout to for help if it ever happens. On the times when I do it alone and there's no one else upstairs I try to wrap up quickly and think of different things to keep my mind off of disturbing thoughts . . .

Urm... I'd didn't do that, until now. thanks. And I close my eyes when I wash my hair and face and keep them close because it's relaxing. The creppeist dream I ever had that creeped me out was a dream about monsters in the washing mashing that looked like humans, killed you whenever they touched you, and they sometimes roam around at night in summer. Man, I keep getting dream that every summer...

Oh yeah, I also thought everything I was in a shower, medusa would be standing outside, and as soon as I went outside and opened my eyes, I would be turned to stone, naked.

I actually do get a small sense of paranoia here and there, like some monster is in my room or right behind me or something, but I get over it quickly.

17 Imagining how you would save the classroom if a gunman shows up

I do this ALL THE TIME! (It usually involves me gallantly sacrificing myself for my crush)

18 Fart
19 Buy all the ingredients for a healthy meal then get home and binge eat sweets and biscuits.
20 Close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light goes off

It goes off when the door hits that switch that turns off the light when pressed.

I actually still do this!

21 Pick your nose
22 Look up random things on the internet

I am doing this as we speak.

23 Have fantasies
24 When doing something, pretending like your doing some kind of YouTube tutorial whether in you head or outloud.

Like I want to tell all the imaginary people about how to season some food or open a box?

25 You've tried to use the force on automatic doors
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