Top Ten Things You Need to Know About the Hash-Slinging Slasher
The Top Ten
1 He used to be a clumsy fry cook
2 He cut off his own arm and it was replaced with a rusty spatula
3 He got hit by a bus
4 He wreaks his horrible vengeance every Tuesday night
Made this on a Tuesday too!
5 At his funeral, they fired him
No wonder he wrecks his vengeance. They could've just allowed him to retire at his funeral and he wouldn't wreck his vengeance in the first place.
6 There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off
This is a really random list.
7 The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there
That moment when you're reading this in squidward's voice.
8 The Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over
9 He taps on the door with his grizzly spatula hand, opens the door, and then he... GETS YOU
Oh the glorious beauty of this list! Still, my favorite episode ever and also the one that induced nightmares as a kid!,
The Slash-Swinging-Masher? Overrated, but still good episode.
This is an awesome list!
10 He exits the bus without looking both ways because he's already dead!
The Contenders
11 He called earlier but hung up because he got nervous
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