Top Ten Things You Need to Know About the Hash-Slinging Slasher

The Top Ten

1 He used to be a clumsy fry cook
2 He cut off his own arm and it was replaced with a rusty spatula
3 He got hit by a bus

More SB references...I like you even more! - Garythesnail

4 He wreaks his horrible vengeance every Tuesday night

Made this on a Tuesday too! - keycha1n

5 At his funeral, they fired him

No wonder he wrecks his vengeance. They could've just allowed him to retire at his funeral and he wouldn't wreck his vengeance in the first place. - PandaMan

6 There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off

This is a really random list. - Imreallyboredrightnow

No, it was specifically made to help people prevent ruthless attacks by the Hash Slinging Slasher - LizardKing99

7 The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there

That moment when you're reading this in squidward's voice. - keycha1n

8 The Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over
9 He taps on the door with his grizzly spatula hand, opens the door, and then he... GETS YOU

Oh the glorious beauty of this list! Still, my favorite episode ever and also the one that induced nightmares as a kid!, - keycha1n

The Slash-Swinging-Masher? Overrated, but still good episode. - Puga

This is an awesome list! - funnyuser

10 He exits the bus without looking both ways because he's already dead!

The Contenders

11 He called earlier but hung up because he got nervous
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