Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Leave a Baby to Watch All Day

Turkeyasylum

The Top Ten

1 Sex

I'm sure would would cause major emotional issues as they grow up and either realize what was happening or have the fuzzy memory haunt them... - keycha1n

I have no need to explain more. - Turkeyasylum

2 North Korean Propaganda

Probably shouldn't show this one to that kid you're babysitting while you go into the other room to call your boyfriend. - Patty_C

The reason you shouldn't have them watch it is because the brain of a baby sucks up info quickly. - Turkeyasylum

3 Horror Movies

I'm sorry, but your kid is never gonna sleep again. - Turkeyasylum

4 Adult TV Shows

These include South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Impractical Jokers, and more.

If you want them to keep their innocence, don't leave them to these all day. - Turkeyasylum

When I was like 7 I watched South Park, I was allowed. Eventually my older sibling got nightmares and my parent banned it. I didn't get scared myself, nor did it change my behaviour. Meh.

5 Death

Of course you don't want your child to watch death! Nobody would watch it as an adult! - Turkeyasylum

6 A Quarrel

Fighting isn't the best thing to expose them to. - Turkeyasylum

7 Breadwinners Breadwinners Breadwinners is a 2014 animated comedy television series produced by Nickelodeon. It is about the adventures of SwaySway and Buhdeuce, two ducks who drive in a rocket van delivering bread to their customers.

If you do this to him, he will be part of the dumbfounded generation we are today. - Turkeyasylum

Turkeyasylum, you are exactly 110% correct. This is probably why I see idiocy in some "normal" people ( nothing wrong with them yet they act stupid), thankfully not all people are like this (just a minority). - MusicalPony

I would consider a baby watching Sanjay and Craig would be slightly worse. - Minecraftcrazy530

I like Breadwinners. People think I'm weird because of that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Twerking

Is anyone else around here a female who hates twerking? Me! Dabbing and Whip/Nae-Nae is superior to twerking and always will be!

I hate twerking! Disgusting!

9 Flashing Lights

It would cause epilepsy
In Japan, the episode "Cyber Soldier Polygon" of Season 1 of Pokemon was aired. It also had such alternative lights of blue and red. It ended over 600 kids in the hospital - Animefan12

Especially due to the high risk of a seizure. - Turkeyasylum

**slow clap for Pokémon** - keycha1n

10 American Horror Story

I love this show, but I won't let a baby watching it. It has tons of blood and sex here - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

The Contenders

11 Displays of Affection
12 Porn

DUH!

13 Caillou
14 Inappropriate Cartoons

Not just adult cartoons, but inappropriate kids cartoons in general.

Cough cough South Park

15 Fall Out Boy's Carpal Tunnel of Love Music Video

AGREED

16 South Park South Park South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. The show is about four boys, who are Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick, and their adventures in South Park, Colorado.
17 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.
18 Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother is a reality game show franchise created by John de Mol, originally broadcast in the Netherlands and subsequently syndicated internationally.
19 Someone Giving Birth
20 Someone Having Sex with Animals
21 Someone Masturbating
22 Sanjay and Craig Sanjay and Craig Sanjay and Craig is an American animated television series produced by Nickelodeon. The show is about a 12-year-old boy named Sanjay Patel who owns a talking pet snake named Craig.
23 Someone Naked
24 Adventure Time Adventure Time Adventure Time is an American animated television series created by Pendleton Ward for Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of a boy named Finn (voiced by Jeremy Shada) and his best friend and adoptive brother Jake (voiced by John DiMaggio)—a dog with the magical power to change shape ...read more.
25 The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (also known as Billy & Mandy) is an American animated television series created by Maxwell Atoms for Cartoon Network, and is the 14th of the network's Cartoon Cartoons (albeit namely when it was part of Grim & Evil; the show is considered separate from Cartoon Cartoons ...read more.

Why is this on the list

26 Stupid Hoe Music Video
27 Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Music Video
28 Bo Selecta
29 Jackie Alicea Music Videos
30 Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter (Idiotic Dad) and Lois (Nagging Wife), their children Meg (Socially Awkward Daughter) Chris (Idiotic Son), and Stewie ...read more.
31 Robot Chicken Robot Chicken Robot Chicken is an American stop motion sketch comedy television series, created and executive produced by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich along with co-head writers Douglas Goldstein and Tom Root for Adult Swim.
32 Snuff Films
33 A Massive Murder Stabbing
34 The Problem Solverz The Problem Solverz The Problem Solverz is an American animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network. Created by Ben Jones, it follows Alfe, Horace, and Roba, a group of detectives in their troubled town, Farboro.
35 A Stripper
36 Slasher Films
37 Domestic Violence
38 Violent Movies
39 Splatter Films
40 Films With Zombies
41 Playboy TV
42 Marilyn Manson Music Videos
43 Drawn Together Drawn Together Drawn Together is an American adult animated sitcom which ran on Comedy Central from October 27, 2004 to November 14, 2007. The series was created by Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, and uses a sitcom format with a TV reality show setting.
44 Pedophilia
45 Bestiality
46 Animal Attacks
47 The Kinder Egg Man
48 Mr Brooks
49 Rammstein Music Videos
50 Miley Cyrus Performances

This deserves to be Way higher. It really does. Even WORSE than Marilyn Manson music videos.

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