Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Leave a Baby to Watch All Day


The Top Ten

1 Sex

I'm sure would would cause major emotional issues as they grow up and either realize what was happening or have the fuzzy memory haunt them... - keycha1n

I have no need to explain more. - Turkeyasylum

2 North Korean Propaganda

Probably shouldn't show this one to that kid you're babysitting while you go into the other room to call your boyfriend. - Patty_C

The reason you shouldn't have them watch it is because the brain of a baby sucks up info quickly. - Turkeyasylum

3 Horror Movies

I'm sorry, but your kid is never gonna sleep again. - Turkeyasylum

4 Adult TV Shows

These include South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Impractical Jokers, and more.

If you want them to keep their innocence, don't leave them to these all day. - Turkeyasylum

When I was like 7 I watched South Park, I was allowed. Eventually my older sibling got nightmares and my parent banned it. I didn't get scared myself, nor did it change my behaviour. Meh.

5 Death

Of course you don't want your child to watch death! Nobody would watch it as an adult! - Turkeyasylum

6 A Quarrel

Fighting isn't the best thing to expose them to. - Turkeyasylum

7 Breadwinners Breadwinners Breadwinners is a 2014 animated comedy television series produced by Nickelodeon. It is about the adventures of SwaySway and Buhdeuce, two ducks who drive in a rocket van delivering bread to their customers.

If you do this to him, he will be part of the dumbfounded generation we are today. - Turkeyasylum

Turkeyasylum, you are exactly 110% correct. This is probably why I see idiocy in some "normal" people ( nothing wrong with them yet they act stupid), thankfully not all people are like this (just a minority). - MusicalPony

I would consider a baby watching Sanjay and Craig would be slightly worse. - Minecraftcrazy530

I like Breadwinners. People think I'm weird because of that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Twerking

Is anyone else around here a female who hates twerking? Me! Dabbing and Whip/Nae-Nae is superior to twerking and always will be!

I hate twerking! Disgusting!

9 Flashing Lights

It would cause epilepsy
In Japan, the episode "Cyber Soldier Polygon" of Season 1 of Pokemon was aired. It also had such alternative lights of blue and red. It ended over 600 kids in the hospital - Animefan12

Especially due to the high risk of a seizure. - Turkeyasylum

**slow clap for Pokémon** - keycha1n

10 American Horror Story

I love this show, but I won't let a baby watching it. It has tons of blood and sex here - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

The Contenders

11 Displays of Affection
12 Porn V 1 Comment
13 Caillou
14 Inappropriate Cartoons

Not just adult cartoons, but inappropriate kids cartoons in general.

Cough cough South Park

15 Fall Out Boy's Carpal Tunnel of Love Music Video


16 South Park South Park South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. The show is about four boys, who are Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick, and their adventures in South Park, Colorado.
17 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.
18 Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother is a reality game show franchise created by John de Mol, originally broadcast in the Netherlands and subsequently syndicated internationally.
19 Someone Giving Birth
20 Someone Having Sex with Animals
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