Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to or Ask Women

There are some things you REALLY shouldn't say to woman, they can be rude, sexist, etc, etc, so might as well have a warning!
The Top Ten
1 Are you pregnant?

This will make the woman feel fat, don't ask her this, even if she is.

2 Can I kiss you?

Ugh, would you really kiss anyone if it was a girl?

Great way to ruin the mood, bucko.

3 Geez, what's your problem, is it you time of the month or something?

I'm not even joking, consider yourself dead. You might as well admit YOURSELF into the hospital.

Oh boy. WHY, may I ask, would you ever say this?

Lol you dead if you say this to a girl

4 How old are you?

It really isn't that big of a deal.

Please, don't say this to ANYONE.

5 What were you doing in there? (Bathroom)

Don't ask, OKAY!? Some things are just... what's it to you!?

6 I hate your friends.

I hate your insults to me and my choice of friends.

7 Is that what you're going to wear?

Girl: (has outfit on) I hope guy likes this.
Guy: Is that what you're going to wear?
Girl: (Spends next hour looking for better outfit. )

I'd do the same thing.

8 I never loved you
9 (Woman is freaking out) Relax!

Great way to calm somebody down, and besides, you'll make her feel as if she's crazy or delusional or whatever she's out about is incorrect.

10 My ex...

Wow, you are looking for a breakup.

No woman would care about your ex!

The Contenders
11 What's your weight?

This could get you beaten up

12 You're not a real woman until you have kids.
13 It's a guy thing, you wouldn't understand.

Oh, no you're calling me stupid!? Am I Dora and I forgot!?

14 How big are your boobies?
15 Is that shirt too small for you?
16 Your bra strap is showing
17 When are you getting a partner?
18 Can I try your bras on?
19 When are you having kids?
20 Can you take that bra off?
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