Top 10 Things You Would Rather Do Instead of Watching Boku No Pico

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The Top Ten

1 Watch Other Anime

Even School Days is better than this catastrophe. And I don't even know anything about School Days at all - Gehenna

I rather watch Mirai Nikki, Shiki, and other animes that seem my cup of tea, not Boku No Trash.-Vestalis

2 Listen to Justin Bieber

Actually, I wouldn't rather not do any of them. I would need a marathon of Tears For Fears after this... - Gehenna

I'm a Justin Bieber fan but he's just still immature. (Everyone said he looked like he was 10 when he was 15, maybe he's ageing slow lol)

I'd rather listen to JB than watch EVEN one scene of that CRAP! - Neonco31

Me plus you (One time, I'ma tell you one time)
One time (one time) one time
You're my one love, my one heart, my one life for sure
Let me tell you one time
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Is it too late now to say sorry?

3 Smash the TV
4 Run Away
5 Sleep
6 Go Die Go Die

I was cooking and I cut myself with a sharp knife it was a deep cut like a stab ow.

7 Close the Window
8 Bang Your Head
9 Watch Dora the Explorer

Actually Dora and The Lost City of Gold looks a bit like The Wild Thornberrys.
I have found out that only 6 year old Dora does the infamous talk to the screen at the beginning of the movie.

Dora, boots
Come on, Dora
Do-do-do-do-Dora
Do-do-do-do-Dora
Do-do-do-do-Dora
Do-do-do-do-Dora, let's go
Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer
(Dora)
Boots and super cool as Dora, Dora
Need your help
Grab your backpack, let's go
Jump in, vamonos
You can lead the way
Hey! Hey!
Do-do-Dora
Do-d-Dora
Do-do-dora
Do-d-Dora
Swiper no swiping
Swiper no swiping
(Oh man)
Dora the explorer

If there is a place you got to go
I am the one you need to know
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

If there is a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!

10 Read This List

Good idea. I'll do it right now. - TwilightKitsune

The Contenders

11 Watch a pre-school show.

I think Teletubbies episode 90s Lion & the Bear was banned in other countries, Youtube it lol.

R.I.P. John Cunliffe he created Postman Pat and also the writer and star of Rosie and Jim.

Classics - Andy Pandy, Bill & Ben, Sooty, The Magic Roundabout, Button Moon, Playschool (UK), Playdays, ZZZap!, Brum, Come Outside, Rosie and Jim, Tots T.V..
The unusual but popular with pre-schoolers back in the day - Teletubbies, Boohbahs, In The Night Garden.

12 Switch the Channel
13 Watch High School Musical 4

It's gonna be a series.

Then the T.V. series that comes after it.

Even though it will never be like the originals, the fourth film should've been College Years.

14 Get the Flu

At this point, I would rather get the flu and keep my sanity. - RogerMcBaloney

15 Visit Rapture Ready

If you want a laugh. Oh and if the forums say anything like Website Not Secure don't worry I've been looking at it for years.

16 Watch Teletubbies

If an actor retired, audition for the show. I'd audition to be Laa-Laa.
You only have to be silly.

Boku No Pico? RUN AWAY!

Eh-oh, Big Hug, Run Away, Naughty Noo-Noo, Baby Sun either giggles or cries. Over the hills and far away the Teletubbies come to play. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Tubby Bye Bye. Rabbits, Animal Parade, Lion & the bear, windmill, tubby toast and custard, Tinky Winky Dipsy Laa Laa Po Bag, Hat, Ball and Scooter, Baby Sun.

17 Watch Power Rangers Turbo

Little Justin

18 Act like you are posh.

No arms on the table when you are eating, use your knife and fork when you are eating don't use your hands. Its pardon not what. Say Father Christmas not Santa Claus (UK) No text talk.

19 Flush Boku no Pico down the toilet

The manga was 1 page.

20 Watch Re:Zero

This is coming from someone who hates Re:Zero, so you can tell how awful Boku no Pico is. - SelfDestruct

21 Read a Chick Tract

The characters from "Lisa" fit into Boku No Pico.

22 Read Cursed Child

Fantastic Beasts sequel isn't going to be very canon. Dumbledore's hair colour, teaching defense Against the Dark Arts instead of Transfiguration and why is Minerva McGonagall in it?

Come on most of the story about the next gen was unexpected.

23 Read Fanfiction

Woohoo I've got my English course soon.

24 Make a fanfiction on killing the characters.

Better idea, make a fanfiction on feeding the characters to the Titans (Attack on the Titan)

25 Demand for Futurama to return.

Come back Futurama, get out of that suicide booth. Fry did you freeze yourself and returned to this century.
What would you rather watch Futurama or Family Guy with the fatter and stupider Homer Simpson aka Peter Griffin, his family with a punchbag daughter.

26 Carve J.J. Watt's face into a block of cheese
27 Watch Pokemon
28 Have an Elephant crush the Boku no Pico DVD with it's foot
29 Have a Baby Chew on the Boku No Pico DVD
30 Drink Hawaiian Punch
31 Watch Friendship is Magic
32 YouTube Mr Blobby

That would give you more of a laugh than Boku No Pico.
He might look weird, and only say "Blobby" but the slapstick could make you laugh.

33 Play Angry Birds/Candy Crush
34 Listen to Kidz Bop
35 Play with a Fidget Spinner
36 Watch The Phantom Menace

I like that movie, especially the battle between Darth Maul, Qui-Gon and Obiwan. - RogerMcBaloney

Do you want to do pod racing?

37 Watch VeggieTales
38 Learn to Sing
39 Learn or Play a Sport
40 Learn to Play a Musical Instrument
41 Binge Eat
42 Find a Religion
43 Listen to a Genre of Music That's Never Been Your Taste
44 Eat Something You Hate
45 Go Shopping
46 Make a Top Ten List
47 Bash it
48 Listen to S Club Juniors "Puppy Love"
49 Learn Simlish
50 Listen to New Kids On The Block.
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