Top Ten Ways to Annoy TheTopTens User Positronwildhawk

Ways to annoy the very white and nerdy Posi'. (This is not made to make fun of TopTenners)
The Top Ten
1 Call him MainstreamWildhawk

I have no intention of calling him this, and I never will. But I voted for it anyway. 2% away from being number one.

I'm going to call him this every day until this comment has 20 thumbs up.

Hey MainstreamWildhawk, can I have your bacon sandwich?

This has to be number one, people.

2 Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl

Thanks for killing me with this one.

I think that's also how you annoy Keyson.

Why is positron being teased with britgirl,is there something I missed?

3 Argue that science is boring

Nah I love science AHEM
Hey MainstreamWildhawk, why watch boring science all day? You know you should stop posting nice things bout britgirl shes too good for you. Just watch funny Nicki Minaj videos! come on listen to hip hop and country not electric! Play some sports, listen to some Beauty and Beast, play some rap music come on! Stop obsessing over Transformers and get some Eminem!

Science is boring, man. Why not take a break from that garbage and watch something fun like Nicki Minaj twerking and grinding on your potions, MainstreamWildhawk?

Mainstreamwildhawk, science is not fun in school, but if you actually do experiments for most of the time...

Hey Science ROCKS!,in other words it's the complete opposite of Justin Bieber.and frankly in my class,if anyone says physics is boring or bio is crap I feel like going crazy because they don't have brain standards to understand how epic it is,but is an ultra epic way to annoy anyone who likes science

4 Praise Nicki Minaj

I had a conversation with him about the worst singers. He convinced me that Nicki Minaj is the absolute worst.

Positron, Anaconda is the best! Try it! Yo' momma told me that you liked listening to Nicki Minaj!

Nicki Minaj is very Talented!.. My Bleach killed itself before I could drink it!

Stupid Hoe is awesome, Positron. You should at least give it a try, haha!

5 Take his deadmau5 songs away from his iTunes (if he has iTunes) and replace it with a chainsaw noise

Replace his electronic songs with Blood On The Dance Floor, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, bad country music songs. Or even worse, Hello Kitty Suicide Squad, that music is nothing but a cheap beat and a girl screaming until your ears bleed.

You can do better. Replace my awesome electronic music with hip-hop and country-western.

I don't like electronic music, but I would never do something cruel like that.

I'd prefer hearing chainsaw noise than Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj.

6 Force him to watch sports and play rap music

Hey, watch FIFA! And hear 24 hours of Anaconda, Stupid Hoe and Monster by Nicki Minaj?

This would be my worst nightmare too.

Hey you! Win the championship basketball game! and listen to Eminem! or I. Will kill you!

I would be really happy if that happened to me because I like them both

7 Argue at him for hating rap and Eminem

I think many people argue about this with MainstreamWildhawk and those rap fans have really good points.

I hate rap and Eminem too, you're not alone. I prefer Green Day.

Rap and Eminem are awesome and you should think that!

This is something that I'm used to, if I'm honest.

8 Get him the song Beauty and the Beast
9 Argue that an interesting field of science serves no purpose
10 Not understanding science in fact, diss it to his face

Not understanding science? Well Pos, I'm afraid I've annoyed you... A lot! But hey, that's what friends do!

What is science?

The Contenders
11 Tell him he got all that science stuff from his iPad

Which you just did

12 Make him listen to Rap Music

You probably won't see this, but I implore you, PositronWildhawk, to check out instrumental hip hop. DJ Shadow and J Dilla are excellent examples. It's basically hip hop, but without lyrics.

Listen to Eminem or I will murder you!

He might at least like Tupac.

13 Ask if if he knows that he is tall

This needs to be higher than this.

14 Ask him if his username comes from a Transformer

My god. This should work.

15 Don't understand his sarcasm
16 Muck up his chemical stuff

Please. I'm a physicist, not a chemist.

17 Ask him if he plays basketball

Do you play basketball

18 When he ask you to collaborate on his list say "Darude Sandstorm" and be gone

I'll think about this.

19 Diss deadmau5

SelfDestruct did a lot more than that to annoy me. It wasn't funny.

20 Tell him that you will eat his mom

Not gonna lie this one made me chuckle probably because of how its worded

21 Eat his bacon sandwich

I'll bury it on the ground for compost. It's eco-friendly!

*Munch munch* say what now? *munch munch*

22 Make a post where you rant about how physics is boring

I'm sure it would be a very tedious post.

23 Praise Justin Bieber

Bieber is my king. And I just love him he's music is great better than the Beatles baby is defs the best song ever

I'm pretty sure this would annoy anyone...

24 Tell him that he should date Britgirl

Do you think he actually cares?

25 Throw his bacon sandwich in the trash
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