Top Ten Ways Google Translate is Useless

I had a little thing were I would write a post in a different language using Google Translate. I went back and read through them using Google Translate and it didn't work as well as I imagined going off of that I decided to create a list all about the "wonderful" Google Translate
The Top Ten
1 It gets translations wrong

In Spanish I used Google translate on a presentation and what I said in Spanish actually means, "I love gurgles, come and f* a gorilla" guess who got expelled

Sometimes the translations confuse me, but other times it translates words perfectly

Tip. If you translate words like 9 times from language to language, you will get something.

Yes, yes it does.

2 It only has a select amount of languages
3 It doesn't account for different forms of the language
4 Google Translate is designed for English speakers
5 Google Translate does not account for punctuation
6 Google Translate is a separate app on google play
7 The app doesn't work
8 Its detect language feature is pretty useless

Eh, it's pretty useful for me. Sometimes I don't know what language the foreign word is, so I'll need the "detect language" feature

9 Translating a language back will get the wrong translation.

My biggest problem with it, but sometimes the translation can be correct

10 It doesn't account for grammar
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11 The translation results almost always contain male nouns or pronouns
12 The voice input and the translation for Portuguese defaults to Brazilian Portuguese
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