Top Ten Ways to Make Sure No One Hears You Fart

The Top Ten

1 Turn On the Vacuum Cleaner

You probably would have finished farting by then. Ha ha, just kidding. - Animefan12

I think that is smart I should do that

What if you don't have one near you?

If you turn on the vacuum so nobody can here you fart it works😢

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2 Have the T.V. On Full Volume

All are invalid. If there's no one there to hear it, did you really fart? Exactly, run away and live alone forever so no one can ever hear you fart again.

Its been a long night. My comments are starting to sound crazy (er) - keycha1n

3 Drop Pots On a Hard Floor

If you drop pots on the floor you will have to buy new ones👎.I DICAGREE

4 Yell As Loudly As You Can

That would attract more attention then the fart itself. - Minecraftcrazy530

HELLO I AM THEFOURTHWORLD AND I AM GOING TO FART IN JUST A FEW SECONDS! - TheFourthWorld

5 Drop Hard Books On a Hard Floor
6 Have the Radio On Full Volume
7 Slam a Door

That is good but you could break a door

8 Roar Like a Lion

Roar! - TheFourthWorld

9 Laugh Really Loudly

HAHA AHAHA HEHE HAHA TEEHEE - TheFourthWorld

10 Run to the Bathroom

Should be 1

The Contenders

11 Clap
12 Cough
13 Do It While People are Talking

I do it and no one hears it

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