Top Ten Weirdest Things to Say to Your Opponent After Losing a Tennis Match
The Top Ten
1 Winning a Tennis match means one thing. And that is that you jumped and ran a lot harder chasing a measly ball than I did
2 Playing with "balls" and winning at it? You really wanna get recognized for that?
Miley already has
3 I have a dozen cups at home with which I drink coffee. The fact that you struggled so much just for winning a "cup" shows how much of an idiot you are.
4 Winning against me equates to cheating. Which is what you did today.
Now that's what most British Liberals are currently thinking!
5 The me an in alternate universe must have won this match. Therefore quantum physics forced me to lose this match against you. You were really lucky this time!
Surely, you mean the laws of quantum physics MAY HAVE forced you to lose? It's a probability function, damn it!
Someone been reading a lot of physics before the match...hey but at least your parralel alternate universe twin won Right!
6 I forgot to revise the topic on magnus effect yesterday. It's the main reason why you won today
That's right, scientific knowledge is much more important than athleticism!
Magnus effect will end the world
7 I thought I was playing a practice game all this time! I didn't take this seriously!
8 I lost because of this poorly made court. All of my strokes went out!
9 If only this was a Boxing Match, I would have beaten you hands down
10 Didn't we exchange rackets yesterday for some reason. It's your racket that lost today. Now we know who the real loser is!
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