Top Ten Worst Mario Theories
Mario is a genuinely enjoyable franchise for a theorizer. There are some great ones out there, and then there are these.
Cliche yes, but cliche for a reason. Slandering Mario, it spins a tall tale about him being an abusive drug addict whose an absolute player. I can't really say much here, because everything that could be said has been already.
This is EASILY the worst theory, this is what brought so many annoying Mario haters on this site. He HaS a BlAnD pErSoNaLtY. He is heroic, brave, and kind.
Literally debunks itself half way through.
Do I have to explain this one?
Completely misinterpreting the gameplay mechanic of mushrooms, this theory ignores key facts, like that Mario obviously isn't imagining being bigger.
It's obviously a suit in Luigi's Mansion. Don't even try me.
By the same logic Sonic's rings are souls.
Using SSBB for accurate measurements is the worst part for me.
1up Mushroom = Revive
Ignores the fact that this is the introduction to E Gadd and we see him afterwards.
They were turned into bricks, not brick blocks. And it's player choice to break them anyway.
Assumptions and flawed logic are never a good mix.
I I'm kind of sick of this theory, Nintendo used Jumpman's same sprite from the first Donkey Kong and putted him in DKJR, and he was named MARIO, is this clear.