Top Ten Worst Mario Theories

Mario is a genuinely enjoyable franchise for a theorizer. There are some great ones out there, and then there are these.
The Top Ten
Mario Is Mental

This is EASILY the worst theory, this is what brought so many annoying Mario haters on this site. He HaS a BlAnD pErSoNaLtY. He is heroic, brave, and kind.

Cliche yes, but cliche for a reason. Slandering Mario, it spins a tall tale about him being an abusive drug addict whose an absolute player. I can't really say much here, because everything that could be said has been already.

Mawio is mentull
senz is nuss
gaem theeri is reel theeri
Seriously, the evidence kinda paired itself together, but let's be honest; 1/2 of the evidence can also be taken as if Mario and Luigi were just having brotherly rivalry and didn't really mean anything by it. Heck, nothing even says Mario + Peach was official around the time that Mario saved Daisy.

Rosalina Unmasked

Literally debunks itself half way through.

Do I have to explain this one?

..this theory was incredibly stupid..

Mushrooms are Drugs

Completely misinterpreting the gameplay mechanic of mushrooms, this theory ignores key facts, like that Mario obviously isn't imagining being bigger.

More of a meme, to be honest

Bowser Is Dead And Possessed

It's obviously a suit in Luigi's Mansion. Don't even try me.

I thought it was a robot.

Coins Are Souls

By the same logic Sonic's rings are souls.

So those this mean Rings, Lums, and Wumpa Fruit are souls to?

The boos are souls! Goombas are souls! The hills are souls! EVERYTHING'S A SOUL-

Wario Fart Rocket Physics

Using SSBB for accurate measurements is the worst part for me.

Mario Is Dead

1up Mushroom = Revive

... Not even sure on the logic of this one.

...those 1-ups bring him back to life again, though.

Luigi Is Dead In Luigi's Mansion

Ignores the fact that this is the introduction to E Gadd and we see him afterwards.

Luigi's Mansion; Dark Moon. Case closed. He's alive.

Mario Killed The Toads in SMB1

They were turned into bricks, not brick blocks. And it's player choice to break them anyway.

They're bricks stuck together, I thought?

The Mario Timeline (Game Theory video)

Assumptions and flawed logic are never a good mix.

The Contenders
Jumpman is Mario's granddad

I I'm kind of sick of this theory, Nintendo used Jumpman's same sprite from the first Donkey Kong and putted him in DKJR, and he was named MARIO, is this clear.

Mario killed the Toads
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