Top 10 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Where Patrick's a Prick

Episodes where patprick has either been an insufferable idiot or jerk.

The Top Ten

1 Yours, Mine, And Mine

The episode is about Spongebob and Patrick getting a krabby patty toy together but Patrick hogging the toy for the whole episode. The two struggle to get the toy from each other finally Patrick eats the toy so no one can play with it being the selfish prick he is. Mr Krabs gives them each individual new toys but asks for them to pay, Patrick says that it is on him takes Spongebob's wallet, Spongebob tells Patrick that it is his wallet which he responds by saying "Have you learnt nothing about sharing" for your information Mr Star he does now about sharing you however clearly don't you chubby, ignorant, selfish, greedy, idiotic, hypocritical prick.

This Is It Guys This Is The Episode That Made Me Quit The It's In My Top 3 Worst Spongebob Episodes Of All Time While The Card and Pet Sitter Pat Semantic My Hate For Him Yours, Mine And Mine Is The Episode That Fully Conferred That Patrick Was Indeed A Prick In This Episode Patrick Steals His Wallet And Pay For A Krabby Meal And In The First Few Minutes It Doesn't Take A Genius To Realise This Episode Is Going To Suck, Once He Gets It Patrick Wants A Toy Then Spongebob Gives It To Now Here Is Were My Biggest Problem Lies Spongebob Doesn't Deserve The Torment He Receives, He Doesn't Deserve To Have Patrick Hog The Toy, He Doesn't Deserve To Have This Pointless Fight For The Toy and He Serenely Doesn't Deserve To Have His Wallet Stolen Twice And Patrick Saying One Of The Most Frustrating Ending Lines Ever '' Have You Learned Nothing About Sharing''. That Practebley Sums Up The Inter Episode, Patrick At His Very Worst, The Mean- Spirited Story, The Battle For The Toy That Completely ...more

Patrick: Have you learned nothing about sharing?

Well, I know I have! Hey, Patrick, this is my very special grenade and I wanna share it with you! Here's the deal. I'll keep this little shiny pull thing and you can keep the rest of it for as long as you want! Sound good? GOOD.

*a few seconds later*


This is probably the first episode where Patrick's a prick NOT because he was stupid. He was a gressey greedy grimlon in this episode. So now Patrick is Selfish, another thing to hate about him. If Patrick didn't get away with being selfish in this episode then it would be so much better. I used to love Patrick at least Pre movie Patrick. This episode changed everything. The ending is one of the worst spongebob endings I ever seen, when Patrick steeling spongebob's money again, and saying that ATROCIOUS LINE!

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2 Pet Sitter Pat

This episode is Patrick's worst appearance by far! Not only that, but this episode is a rip off of A Pal for Gary. SpongeBob is like able which is good, but the main problem is how the cruelty is even worse. Patrick should have at least understood how to feed Gary. The worst part is that they allow this dumbwit to get away with it. As for the episode on its own, why the hell did they even try.

The whole episode is Spongebob putting Patrick in charge of looking after Gary and he almost ends up killing him like seriously using a flamethrower to clean Gary and then thinking about using salt on him, SALT KILLS SNAILS YOU MURDEROUS IDIOT!

I, just don't get it. How on earth did they get away with, a flipping, flamethrower? Just, flipping how? Ah! Too much pressure! - Krvmeister2338

This should be #1

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3 The Card

The reason why this one is the worst is because Patrick literally said," SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up; keep ya on your toes! ". He blatantly admits that his stupidity is all on purpose,
which shows that everything that he puts SpongeBob through was on purpose. He literally admits to being stupid on purpose in a PATHETIC attempt to compensate for all the crap he puts people through. This isn't a guy that gets an unfair amount of hatred, like Brian from Family Guy (come on, he can be a jerk, but at least he admits to it at the end of the day, and what he sometimes does is NOTHING compared to everyone else's actions). This is a guy who embodies evil and cruelty and when he clearly goes too far in this heinous plan of his, he doesn't stop. He presses it on. He went WAY too far on this one.

This episode means he has done every other episodes on this list. That line in the episode made Patrick extremely unlikable now this is even worse than oral report. I'm done Patrick star rot in hell!

"SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity, I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes"
-patrick star

Patrick just admitted he was doing all this on purpose - hurjelert

Why does Patrick love torturing rare cards?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

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4 Stuck In The Wringer

He doesn't help SpongeBob get out of the wringer - Swoopy1216

I forgot to mention that in I'm with stupid its also patrick's not real parents also annoy me

Why in the world would someone think is a good idea?

At least Patrick eventually apologizes to spongebob

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5 Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom

Why did the audience praise him instead of unleashing the karma that he deserves?! These writers are just trying to piss me off! And I apologize if I was being hypersensitive, because I just needed to rant about this episode. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I hate Patrick in this episode. Poor squidward

Why was Patrick even in this episode, I mean they could've taken him out and the episode would have worked, possibly.

I liked the first half it was fun to see Spongebob and Squidward play off each other but the second Patrick appeared in the concert the episode went downhill and turned into a STP

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6 Big Sister Sam

This should be Number One on this list because of how bad Sam is. She surpassed Patrick in terms of stupidity and temper. But what she did to Squidward made me reach my boiling point. Just because that octopus angered her, it doesn't give her the right to harm and kill him. Therefore, I wish that Squidward murdered her.

I like this episode, but there's a few problem, what did SpongeBob do? Patrick never had a sister, like mentioned in Something Smells, aside from that, I give this episode a 9/10, I would look at it, but Sam being harsh to SpongeBob for no reasons, it's just painful to watch, she even had a reason to be harsh to Squidward, because of his good insults.

Patrick is an ignorant Prick that is completely oblivious to the harm Sam is causing.

I seen the episode of big sister sam and boy did I hate it

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7 The Splinter

The so called "doctor" Patrick made Spongebob's splinter problem a million times worse.

He thinks making the Splinter worse is "the yes! ". No, that's not good at ALL. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Some Best Friend He Is!
After The Movie He is a stupid, helpless, selfish little son of a b- - DapperPickle

8 Patrick's Staycation

I agree with the other comment Patrick is completely ungrateful for the time and effort Spongebob is putting in for his staycation and when he leaves due to it "terrible" he goes over to Squidward's house to make Squidward serve him.

Patrick can't even understand what a resort is! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Patrick is a ungrateful scumbag in this episode. SpongeBob was doing his best and pooptrick doesn't appreciate ONE thing, even going as far as to go to squidward and SpongeBob's house because he thinks the two house are resorts
patrick, die

9 Oral Report

Besides how much of an ass Patrick is, this episode has problems. Squidward gets beating up for no reason, there is gross out, lots of filler, Mrs. Puff getting arrested for someone else's actions, and Sandy being hinted to doing illegal things. Not to mention the plot holes, and how pointless this episode is a a whole.

The idea of Public Speaking would've been a great episode of pre-movie SpongeBob, but POST-movie SpongeBob did it, and failed miserably. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

"SpongeBob SquarePants! What a mess you've made of my Classroom! " "YOUNG MAN, HOW DARE YOU?! " "I'm not hearing your oral report". Yeah, REAL nice, Patrick! NOT! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

10 I'm With Stupid

He takes it way to far and how stupid can he be that he doesn't recognise his own parents.

That is not an excuse for his behavior

This is a pre-movie episode by the way.

My least favorite classic SpongeBob episode.

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The Contenders

11 Rule of Dumb

Eh. Well yeah but I can honestly imagine Patrick being a prick cause the crown has a lot of power. But at the same time, yeah Patrick definitely is a prick.

What's shocking about this episode is that, at the end, Patrick actually REALIZED that he HAS become a monster, and surprisingly felt guilty about it. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

This defines prick

I think people R missing the point the crown makes him like that kings normally have whatever they want and are normally douchey so it makes sense

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12 You Don't Know Sponge

Patrick. is. so. stupid. he can't know the simplest thing about his own bucking friend!

13 Karate Star

Spongebob teaches Patrick karate and it turns out Patrick is a "karate genius" and then he becomes obsessed with karate chopping everything insight going on a karate chopping spree. He then thinks he has killed Spongebob in the spree and blames his own hand for this pulling it off his arm. Spongebob somehow manages to survive and freaks out at Patrick's handless arm but Patrick says it is okay as sea stars can regrown limbs so grows his hand back. However it turns out that the limbs can regrow their own bodies so this new Patrick goes on a karate chopping killing spree.

He almost killed an infant! - Oryon_Rex

14 Patrick! The Game

This episode DESERVES to be on this list, because Patrick is a huge jerk in this episode, and he tortures Squidward for no reason! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

15 Dumped

Hey! Who wants to see 11 minutes of a sad break up? I don't, but at least everything gets resolved and the bad guy get his comeuppance

Screw him for trying to steal Gary away from SpongeBob! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy


16 The Fishbowl

Should be MUCH higher. This episode gets so little hate and it should get a ton more. It's a rehash of yours mine and mine. - DCfnaf

His stupidity gets the best of him in this episode.

At least Patrick admitted he was a monster.

17 Restraining Spongebob

The writers obviously had to make Patrick annoy the hell out of Squidward when he puts a restraining order on Spongebob because someone has to torture this poor, innocent cephalopod he can't just be left alone and be happy.

This episode is awful. All Patrick does is be a retarded jerk around Squidward the entire time, plus he beats him up.

Why didn't Squidward just put a restraining order on both of them? It says so on the wikia. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

18 Patrick-Man!

Patrick is NOT a superhero, he's a jerk! But AT LEAST, at the end, Patrick got what he TRULY deserved. His very own punishment. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

In my opinion this episode was kinda funny and creative
patrick does not have anything to do in life so he becomes a superhero

19 Little Yellow Book

Patrick is annoying as hell in this episode. He ate a frigging diaper! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Cook me up a Krabby patty, with good old fifi! - Antwon

*throws a tomato at Squidward*
Patrick: Diary reader!
Squidward: What?! You read it, too!

20 Gone

YES! The episode's final scene where Patrick gets the treatment he deserves! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Patrick deserved to get kicked off the bus at the end of the episode. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Everyone needs at least one day away from "heuheuhuehuehueheuheuh" - Antwon

EVERYONE's a prick in this episode except SB - themets05

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2. Pet Sitter Pat
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