Top 10 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Where Patrick's a Prick

Episodes where patprick has either been an insufferable idiot or jerk.

The Top Ten

1 Yours, Mine, And Mine

The episode is about Spongebob and Patrick getting a krabby patty toy together but Patrick hogging the toy for the whole episode. The two struggle to get the toy from each other finally Patrick eats the toy so no one can play with it being the selfish prick he is. Mr Krabs gives them each individual new toys but asks for them to pay, Patrick says that it is on him takes Spongebob's wallet, Spongebob tells Patrick that it is his wallet which he responds by saying "Have you learnt nothing about sharing" for your information Mr Star he does now about sharing you however clearly don't you chubby, ignorant, selfish, greedy, idiotic, hypocritical prick.

This Is It Guys This Is The Episode That Made Me Quit The It's In My Top 3 Worst Spongebob Episodes Of All Time While The Card and Pet Sitter Pat Semantic My Hate For Him Yours, Mine And Mine Is The Episode That Fully Conferred That Patrick Was Indeed A Prick In This Episode Patrick Steals His Wallet And Pay For A Krabby Meal And In The First Few Minutes It Doesn't Take A Genius To Realise This Episode Is Going To Suck, Once He Gets It Patrick Wants A Toy Then Spongebob Gives It To Now Here Is Were My Biggest Problem Lies Spongebob Doesn't Deserve The Torment He Receives, He Doesn't Deserve To Have Patrick Hog The Toy, He Doesn't Deserve To Have This Pointless Fight For The Toy and He Serenely Doesn't Deserve To Have His Wallet Stolen Twice And Patrick Saying One Of The Most Frustrating Ending Lines Ever '' Have You Learned Nothing About Sharing''. That Practebley Sums Up The Inter Episode, Patrick At His Very Worst, The Mean- Spirited Story, The Battle For The Toy That Completely ...more

Patrick: Have you learned nothing about sharing?

Well, I know I have! Hey, Patrick, this is my very special grenade and I wanna share it with you! Here's the deal. I'll keep this little shiny pull thing and you can keep the rest of it for as long as you want! Sound good? GOOD.

*a few seconds later*


Not only was he a jerk in this episode. But in other episodes he is stupid but he he selfish! Need I say more?

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2 Pet Sitter Pat

This episode is Patrick's worst appearance by far! Not only that, but this episode is a rip off of A Pal for Gary. SpongeBob is like able which is good, but the main problem is how the cruelty is even worse. Patrick should have at least understood how to feed Gary. The worst part is that they allow this dumbwit to get away with it. As for the episode on its own, why the hell did they even try.

The whole episode is Spongebob putting Patrick in charge of looking after Gary and he almost ends up killing him like seriously using a flamethrower to clean Gary and then thinking about using salt on him, SALT KILLS SNAILS YOU MURDEROUS IDIOT!

Why isn’t this #1?! Yours, Mine and Mine has a stupid and childish plot, but how is not sharing a toy worse than starving and trying to burn alive poor Gary. - Tyler730

This should be #1

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3 The Card

The reason why this one is the worst is because Patrick literally said," SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up; keep ya on your toes! ". He blatantly admits that his stupidity is all on purpose,
which shows that everything that he puts SpongeBob through was on purpose. He literally admits to being stupid on purpose in a PATHETIC attempt to compensate for all the crap he puts people through. This isn't a guy that gets an unfair amount of hatred, like Brian from Family Guy (come on, he can be a jerk, but at least he admits to it at the end of the day, and what he sometimes does is NOTHING compared to everyone else's actions). This is a guy who embodies evil and cruelty and when he clearly goes too far in this heinous plan of his, he doesn't stop. He presses it on. He went WAY too far on this one.

This episode means he has done every other episodes on this list. That line in the episode made Patrick extremely unlikable now this is even worse than oral report. I'm done Patrick star rot in hell!

"SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity, I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes"
-patrick star

Patrick just admitted he was doing all this on purpose - hurjelert

Why does Patrick love torturing rare cards?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

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4 Stuck In The Wringer

He doesn't help SpongeBob get out of the wringer - Swoopy1216

I forgot to mention that in I'm with stupid its also patrick's not real parents also annoy me

Why in the world would someone think is a good idea?

At least Patrick eventually apologizes to spongebob

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5 Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom

Why did the audience praise him instead of unleashing the karma that he deserves?! These writers are just trying to piss me off! And I apologize if I was being hypersensitive, because I just needed to rant about this episode. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I hate Patrick in this episode. Poor squidward

Why was Patrick even in this episode, I mean they could've taken him out and the episode would have worked, possibly.

The worst thing is he wasn’t even needed here! - Tyler730

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6 Big Sister Sam

This should be Number One on this list because of how bad Sam is. She surpassed Patrick in terms of stupidity and temper. But what she did to Squidward made me reach my boiling point. Just because that octopus angered her, it doesn't give her the right to harm and kill him. Therefore, I wish that Squidward murdered her.

I like this episode, but there's a few problem, what did SpongeBob do? Patrick never had a sister, like mentioned in Something Smells, aside from that, I give this episode a 9/10, I would look at it, but Sam being harsh to SpongeBob for no reasons, it's just painful to watch, she even had a reason to be harsh to Squidward, because of his good insults.

Patrick is an ignorant Prick that is completely oblivious to the harm Sam is causing.

I seen the episode of big sister sam and boy did I hate it

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7 The Splinter

The so called "doctor" Patrick made Spongebob's splinter problem a million times worse.

He thinks making the Splinter worse is "the yes! ". No, that's not good at ALL. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Some Best Friend He Is!
After The Movie He is a stupid, helpless, selfish little son of a b- - DapperPickle

8 Patrick's Staycation

I agree with the other comment Patrick is completely ungrateful for the time and effort Spongebob is putting in for his staycation and when he leaves due to it "terrible" he goes over to Squidward's house to make Squidward serve him.

Patrick can't even understand what a resort is! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Patrick is a ungrateful scumbag in this episode. SpongeBob was doing his best and pooptrick doesn't appreciate ONE thing, even going as far as to go to squidward and SpongeBob's house because he thinks the two house are resorts
patrick, die

9 Oral Report

Besides how much of an ass Patrick is, this episode has problems. Squidward gets beating up for no reason, there is gross out, lots of filler, Mrs. Puff getting arrested for someone else's actions, and Sandy being hinted to doing illegal things. Not to mention the plot holes, and how pointless this episode is a a whole.

The idea of Public Speaking would've been a great episode of pre-movie SpongeBob, but POST-movie SpongeBob did it, and failed miserably. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

"SpongeBob SquarePants! What a mess you've made of my Classroom! " "YOUNG MAN, HOW DARE YOU?! " "I'm not hearing your oral report". Yeah, REAL nice, Patrick! NOT! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

10 I'm With Stupid

He takes it way to far and how stupid can he be that he doesn't recognise his own parents.

That is not an excuse for his behavior

This is a pre-movie episode by the way.

My least favorite classic SpongeBob episode.

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The Contenders

11 Rule of Dumb

What's shocking about this episode is that, at the end, Patrick actually REALIZED that he HAS become a monster, and surprisingly felt guilty about it. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Eh. Well yeah but I can honestly imagine Patrick being a prick cause the crown has a lot of power. But at the same time, yeah Patrick definitely is a prick.

This defines prick

I think people R missing the point the crown makes him like that kings normally have whatever they want and are normally douchey so it makes sense

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12 You Don't Know Sponge

Patrick. is. so. stupid. he can't know the simplest thing about his own bucking friend!

13 Karate Star

Spongebob teaches Patrick karate and it turns out Patrick is a "karate genius" and then he becomes obsessed with karate chopping everything insight going on a karate chopping spree. He then thinks he has killed Spongebob in the spree and blames his own hand for this pulling it off his arm. Spongebob somehow manages to survive and freaks out at Patrick's handless arm but Patrick says it is okay as sea stars can regrown limbs so grows his hand back. However it turns out that the limbs can regrow their own bodies so this new Patrick goes on a karate chopping killing spree.

He almost killed an infant! - Oryon_Rex

14 Patrick! The Game

This episode DESERVES to be on this list, because Patrick is a huge jerk in this episode, and he tortures Squidward for no reason! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

15 Restraining Spongebob

The writers obviously had to make Patrick annoy the hell out of Squidward when he puts a restraining order on Spongebob because someone has to torture this poor, innocent cephalopod he can't just be left alone and be happy.

This episode is awful. All Patrick does is be a retarded jerk around Squidward the entire time, plus he beats him up.

Why didn't Squidward just put a restraining order on both of them? It says so on the wikia. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

16 Dumped

Hey! Who wants to see 11 minutes of a sad break up? I don't, but at least everything gets resolved and the bad guy get his comeuppance

Screw him for trying to steal Gary away from SpongeBob! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy


17 The Fishbowl

Should be MUCH higher. This episode gets so little hate and it should get a ton more. It's a rehash of yours mine and mine. - DCfnaf

His stupidity gets the best of him in this episode.

At least Patrick admitted he was a monster.

18 Patrick-Man!

Patrick is NOT a superhero, he's a jerk! But AT LEAST, at the end, Patrick got what he TRULY deserved. His very own punishment. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

In my opinion this episode was kinda funny and creative
patrick does not have anything to do in life so he becomes a superhero

19 Little Yellow Book

Patrick is annoying as hell in this episode. He ate a frigging diaper! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Cook me up a Krabby patty, with good old fifi! - Antwon

*throws a tomato at Squidward*
Patrick: Diary reader!
Squidward: What?! You read it, too!

20 Gone

YES! The episode's final scene where Patrick gets the treatment he deserves! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Patrick deserved to get kicked off the bus at the end of the episode. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Everyone needs at least one day away from "heuheuhuehuehueheuheuh" - Antwon

EVERYONE's a prick in this episode except SB - themets05

21 Driven to Tears

Driven To Tears was aired at the same time as Rule Of Dumb... Maybe they made those episodes during National Hate Patrick Week? - GrapeJuiceK

No, Patrick. You're not an orphan. You have parents! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

And I thought Brian Griffin was full himself

This episode makes me question why Patrick is even in the series they made him so unlikeable that they almost made him as unlikeable as the fish from stuck in the wringer I mean who rubs their card in their faces I wanted to beat up Patrick for being an ass in the episode

22 Pat no Pay

Hey writers no one likes to see characters get abused for no proper reason. Mr Krabs may be an ass in other episodes but in this one he did nothing and doesn't deserve what he gets.

I just want to torture Patrick in this episode. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

No one likes to see the pain of the innocence (i.e. Mr. Krabs in THIS episode)

23 The Play's the Thing

What was he even doing here? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

24 Toy Store of Doom

Patrick convinces Spongebob that the toys are Alive and would kill them if the lights were off

He rewinds the toy robot like a dumbass after the toy stops moving

Why did this episode need to exist? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

25 InSpongeiac

When SpongeBob just wants to get some sleep, Patrick just forces him to stay awake forever. That is just ungodly! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

26 Hooky

Patrick is not a prick here, but he did convince Spongebob to play on the hooks and not to listen to Krabs. And so, Patrick influencing Spongebob has happened in a lot of episodes

Patrick wasn't a prick in this episode

Yes he was

27 Sand Castles In the Sand

SpongeBob destroyed his castle, so he had the right to be a jerk.

The only good episode done by Casey Alexander and Zeus Cervas


No. just no. - Antwon

28 The Battle of Bikini Bottom

Patrick is a jerk in this episode. he rather be dirty then clean.

Patrick is a jerk in this episode. he rather be dirty then clean. bad episode

29 Band Geeks

The ending made up for everything!

Yeah this thing sucks

I hate this episode

"Is mayonnaise an instrument" that quote explains the main reason why this is a patprick episode

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30 Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

"Haha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut! " - Patrick Star


OVERTIME?!?! - Spongebob

31 Fungus Among Us

Patrick is so stupid and when spongebob gets the ick he pops his bubble/

32 The Best Day Ever

THIS is where he ACTUALLY steals Ol' Reliable. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

33 Picture Day

In this episode spongebob tries to get ready for picture day at boating school But in a series of events spongebob keeps getting dirty so he asks patrick however patrick starts carring too much about his "peanut butter taco" thus getting spongebob dirty although He does succeed I hated Patrick in this episode for only carring about himself and mostly ignores spongebob

34 The Executive Treatment

He needs to STAY arrested. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

35 Sun Bleached

He wasn't even listening to SpongeBob! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

36 The Googly Artiste

This episode sums up what the Spongebob writers think of criticism; like "Return of Slade", they get it WRONG. - alphadan12

Patrick is NOT an artist...neither are the writers

Patrick is NOT creative, he's RETARDED! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

37 No Nose Knows

Patrick is a not a prick but a bully to bikini bottom

At least he got called out for it

38 Sing a Song of Patrick

At least they got cringe comedy right

39 New Student Starfish

Yes, I agree, this episode needs to be on this list. There's just one problem. The second half of the episode wasn't all that bad. Patrick, in a very rare moment, actually apologized for the things he did. I love seeing SpongeBob and Patrick work together here. But I do feel horrible for SpongeBob in this episode.

I AGREE! This episode DESERVES to be on the list! Only one problem. The second half wasn't that bad. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

Patrick gets SpongeBob in trouble for no reason

Not only Patrick was a jerk mrs puff was also a jerk as well in this episode

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40 The Secret Box

This is a Patrick prick episode that was done right. It is hilarious, and not infuriating *ahem* Yours Mine and Mine!

He was a prick, but it wasn't to the point of annoyance. This was an episode where Patrick was a prick, but it was a good episode where Patrick was a prick. At least it isn't *BLEH! * Yours Mine and Mine. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

We get it, Patrick! It's your secret, but SERIOUSLY, PATRICK?! YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE AN EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM THE Christmas PARTY?! That's why this is a Patrick's a Prick episode. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

41 The Gift of Gum

Open your eyes, Patrick! SpongeBob actually wants to DISPOSE YOUR GUM! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

42 Face Freeze!
43 Squid Baby

He and SpongeBob love to treat Squidward like a punching bag. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

44 The Whole Tooth The Whole Tooth

poor toohy

45 Squidward's School for Grown Ups

I think Patrick was the most unlikeable in this episode! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

46 Sentimental Sponge

He thinks literal garbage is true permanent memories! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

47 Shuffleboarding

Patrick thinks EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom should be arrested for no reason! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

48 SpongeBob, You're Fired

Patrick teaching SpongeBob the wonders of being unemployed? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

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