Top Ten Worst Things About Alabama Football Fans

Alabama football fans are the worst of the worst. Their stadium is an insane asylum. Some Alabama fans are cool but most of them are evil and terrifying.

The Top Ten

1 They Are Mostly Bandwagon

16 titles and winning all the time will bring bandwagons - DoroExploro13

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2 They're Psycho

Oh, are we? I'm actually pretty stable minded most of the time.

Crimson Tide is retarded. Deal with it.

Have you seen Bama fans in stadiums? You won't last a day without a beer bottle being slammed on your head if you're an Auburn or Georgia fan. - DoroExploro13

Crimson Tide is superior. Deal with it. - bobbythebrony

3 They Care More About Trophies

I think Alabama fans care WAY more about winning and trophies than they do their team. - DoroExploro13

4 They Can't Accept One Loss

If you think Vancouver's Stanley Cup riot was bad, wait until you see Bama fans after a little regular season loss. - DoroExploro13

I remember that Ole Miss game, the Butthurt Bama fans were chasing after me. - SmashBall

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5 They Drink, Drink, Drink

Beer bottles, beer bottles everywhere. They can't stop drinking. - DoroExploro13

I don't know a single Bama fan who drinks, and I know tons of Bama fans.

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6 They Think They Are Kings of the World

If you're a fan of the best college team, that makes you more important than everyone? Pathetic. - DoroExploro13

These apply to other teams' fans, too.

And apparently, their nickname is Crimson tide, so that makes them think they're the Crimson Kings of the world. Last time I checked, Hansi Kursch, singer of Blind Guardian, has said that the Crimson King is supposed to be Satan. Looks like the Alabama Crimson Tide are of the devil. - DarkenedBrutality

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7 They'll Beat You If They Don't Get Their Way

Well, they only go by their way or no way. They can easily beat you up if they don't get their way. - DoroExploro13

Really? Are you sure you aren't talking Notre Dame or Ole Miss?

8 They Are a Gang

They are so psycho and bad that they could easily be a gang. - DoroExploro13

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9 They Cyber-Bully If Bama is Winning

Have you seen what they do on Instagram? If Bama is winning, they storm other college football pages. - DoroExploro13

Have you seen them storming and talking trash on other college football Instagram pages? - DoroExploro13

The Bama fans I know just say things like "Woot woot," or, "YEAH! " if they're winning.

10 They Think Nick Saban is Jesus

I think they worship Saban and think he is the messiah. That is messed up! - DoroExploro13

Being a Christian myself, I know this isn't true. I know of plenty of Atheist Bama fans.

Ok... First of all we don't think Nick Saban is Jesus... We think Bear Bryant is, get your facts strait, lol

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