Top 10 Worst Things About Puberty
I started getting them when I was 11 1/2, and sometimes, I want to rip my own uterus out because of this. And besides, I'm not going to have any kids in the future anyways.
Periods suck. It's the worst thing to happen to a female. its what makes being a female suck. its annoying, hurts and overall sucks. you an feel the blood sometimes and one time my abdomen felt like it was busting open.
I got mine when I was 10, and my mom wore white jeans in front of me, I wanted to wear white jeans, but I knew it was bad... I hate when my mom does this. Periods are painful, stomach pain, blood, and farting.
Worst things about puberty(at least with a female body)
3. Looking bad
4. Weight gain
5. Adults talking about how much you've changed ALL THE TIME.
6. Feeling tired all the time.
I used to get some pimples here and there between the ages of 9 - 12, but then I started getting full on breakouts in October 2019 when I was 13 years old.
I didn't actually look that bad before this. Acne literally happened for me OVERNIGHT. There was no way to see it coming. It just appeared in the morning.
The reason I vote for this is because Periods and Random erections only happen to one gender. Acne can happen to both genders and it is AWFUL.
Skin breakouts. The bane of my dermatological health.
Actually, I know a way you can stop an erection. Point your penis downwards once you get an erection and it goes away within seconds. I know it sounds weird but it works.
"Boner" from Straight Outta Junior High School's 2007 album "Here's a Ray of Hope..." AKA, this item in a nutshell.
Finally, a relatable list!
I know it's so annoying
This is uncontrollable.
When you try to hit a high note but instead you hit puberty.
This started when I was twelve.
And you are at home and you are scared and nervous to share your manly voice to the class in school
This is controllable.
My mom and aunt threw this "party" called a PERIOD PARTY where they talked about stuff like this. It was awful. My one aunt even wrote a SONG. I could've died from embaressement. My cousins and I had to make a hat out of pads and my one aunt bought white pants and scribbled on them with a red marker. WHY?!
Its not that bad
Not me, I'm careful
Got these in fourth grade, not fun, they hurt, but at least people are like "ooh, you look so old for your age! "
Your favourite dress doesn't fit...
I want to have sex so bad I have never had sex. does it really feel as good as people say it does
You mean everyone, right?
We can relate
Trust me, it's pretty difficult to find a 26 band bra for my 26 inch ribcage.
That's a good one
Before puberty, I had nice, pretty, straight hair. Then, when I hit puberty, my hair started being wavy and I hate it. I wish I had my old straight hair back because flat ironing these ugly waves out takes way too much time out of my day.