Top Ten Worst Things Ever

John_Q_Normal
List of the worst things that I know of as a human being (so far).

The Top Ten

1 Eating on the toilet

Why would you do it? People do this, believe me. Just ask that guy over there. "Eat where you poop" - not a motto to live by. - John_Q_Normal

Why the hell would you want to... Nevermind - Ajkloth

2 Parking space too far from destination

What am I, training for the Olympics? I only have so much time to buy toilet paper! Come on people, move it! Burnin' daylight here! - John_Q_Normal

3 Sneezing while urinating

It hurts. Don't try it. - John_Q_Normal

4 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.

True, he should be #1st on this list! SO DUMB!

GAY! "LESBIAN"! DUMB TEEN SINGER EVER!

5 Jumping

Think about the last time you jumped. Yeah, I don't remember either. - John_Q_Normal

6 Waking up before my alarm goes off

My brain needs to be removed and beaten to a pulp. - John_Q_Normal

7 People talking about afterbirth

I'm trying to eat here! Why do I hang out with people who talk about it? I don't know. I'm an idiot I guess. - John_Q_Normal

You're not an idiot. You have the same name as me anyway. I should see who you actually are. - JohnDpumpkin

8 "That guy"

My goal in life is not to become "that guy". I may have failed. - John_Q_Normal

9 Cackling

My ears bleed every time I hear it. - John_Q_Normal

10 People who can't hold the camera still while taking videos

Did you drink too much caffeine? How am I supposed to see that guy run into a wall if you hold the camera like you're in an earthquake? - John_Q_Normal

Isn't that what Arrested Development was like?

That's why we try and not let Michael J. Fox do the filmography. - MoldySock

The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 People who talk too much
12 Bubsy 3D
13 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.
14 Dora the Explorer

She's blind and deaf.

15 Screaming
16 Frieza Frieza Freeza (Pronounced "Frieza" in the Funimation dub) is fictional character in the Dragon Ball series by Akira Toriyama as the primary antagonist of the Freeza Saga. He is a galactic tyrant who governs the Planet Trade Organization and is feared by the universe for his sadistic and brutal nature. He is ...read more.
17 Pointer In Microscopes
18 Crying
19 Annoying People
20 Porky Minch
21 "Best of all time" lists

How can it be the best of all time if you don't know what's about to come out yet? - John_Q_Normal

22 Working
23 Game Overs
24 Going to School
25 Mushrooms
26 Being Fat
27 Having to Follow Rules You Hate
28 Mosquitoes Mosquitoes Spanish for "small fly," mosquitoes are flies that have been known to cause various diseases . A sample of diseases caused by mosquitoes: malaria, yellow fever, Chikungunya, West Nile virus, dengue fever, filariasis, Zika virus .
29 Hangnails
30 Stopping urination midstream

What the actual flip?!?! Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

One of the most painful things in the world

It’s not painful but it will make you have to pee so bad

31 Darkness
32 Shedinja Shedinja
33 Waluigi Waluigi Waluigi is a selfish, greedy man who works closely with the infamous Wario. He is Luigi's rival and is known as the opposite of him. Waluigi first appeared in the Gameboy Color game, Mario Tennis as Wario's partner. He has appeared in every Mario Tennis game since, still remaining as Wario's wicked ...read more.
34 Ice
35 Superman 64
36 9-11
37 Ian Watkins Ian Watkins Ian Watkins is a Welsh singer and convicted sex offender, best known as the former vocalist for the rock band Lostprophets.
38 Slow Internet

So true - HiN

39 Insects
40 Miley Cyrus's House
41 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Cyrus is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice is contralto. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus also starred in the show.
42 Naked People
43 Swag
44 Twerking
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