Top Ten Worst Things Ever

List of the worst things that I know of as a human being (so far).

The Top Ten

1 Eating on the toilet

Why would you do it? People do this, believe me. Just ask that guy over there. "Eat where you poop" - not a motto to live by. - John_Q_Normal

Why the hell would you want to... Nevermind - Ajkloth

2 Parking space too far from destination

What am I, training for the Olympics? I only have so much time to buy toilet paper! Come on people, move it! Burnin' daylight here! - John_Q_Normal

3 Sneezing while urinating

It hurts. Don't try it. - John_Q_Normal

4 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

True, he should be #1st on this list! SO DUMB!


5 Jumping

Think about the last time you jumped. Yeah, I don't remember either. - John_Q_Normal

6 Waking up before my alarm goes off

My brain needs to be removed and beaten to a pulp. - John_Q_Normal

7 People talking about afterbirth

I'm trying to eat here! Why do I hang out with people who talk about it? I don't know. I'm an idiot I guess. - John_Q_Normal

You're not an idiot. You have the same name as me anyway. I should see who you actually are. - JohnDpumpkin

8 "That guy"

My goal in life is not to become "that guy". I may have failed. - John_Q_Normal

9 Cackling

My ears bleed every time I hear it. - John_Q_Normal

10 People who can't hold the camera still while taking videos

Did you drink too much caffeine? How am I supposed to see that guy run into a wall if you hold the camera like you're in an earthquake? - John_Q_Normal

Isn't that what Arrested Development was like?

That's why we try and not let Michael J. Fox do the filmography. - MoldySock

The Contenders

11 People who talk too much
12 Bubsy 3D
13 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September more.
14 Dora the Explorer

She's blind and deaf.

15 Screaming
16 Frieza Freeza (Pronounced "Frieza" in the Funimation dub) is fictional character in the Dragon Ball series by Akira Toriyama as the primary antagonist of the Freeza Saga. He is a galactic tyrant who governs the Planet Trade Organization and is feared by the universe for his sadistic and brutal nature. He is more.

Frieza is awesome! - CartoonCriticizer

17 Pointer In Microscopes
18 Crying
19 Annoying People
20 Porky Minch
21 "Best of all time" lists

How can it be the best of all time if you don't know what's about to come out yet? - John_Q_Normal

22 Working
23 Going to School
24 Game Overs
25 Mushrooms
26 Being Fat
27 Having to Follow Rules You Hate
28 Mosquitoes Spanish for "small fly," mosquitoes are flies that have been known to cause various diseases . A sample of diseases caused by mosquitoes: malaria, yellow fever, Chikungunya, West Nile virus, dengue fever, filariasis, Zika virus .
29 Police

I got in trouble with one but that was just a stern warning I will go to prison next time if that choice I just made happens again

30 Hangnails
31 Stopping urination midstream

What the actual flip?!?! Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

One of the most painful things in the world

It’s not painful but it will make you have to pee so bad

32 Darkness
33 Shedinja
34 Waluigi Waluigi is a lanky self-centered, brusque young lad as he is considered evil and the main rival of Luigi. Waluigi is shown causing local havoc in most games he appears in alongside his partner Wario. Waluigi is not instinctively evil or the antagonist (not counting DDR), as a matter of fact, he shows more.
35 Ice
36 Superman 64
37 9-11
38 Ian Watkins Ian Watkins is a Welsh singer and convicted sex offender, best known as the former vocalist for the rock band Lostprophets.
39 Slow Internet

So true - HiN

40 Insects
41 Miley Cyrus's House
42 Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Hemsworth (born Destiny Hope Cyrus), known as Miley Cyrus, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She was born on November 23, 1992, in Franklin, Tennessee, to Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus. Her voice type is Mezzo-Soprano and has 4 octaves. She became a teen idol starring as the more.
43 Naked People


44 Swag
45 Twerking
46 Making mistakes
47 Google Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.


48 Insomnia
49 Hipsters
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