Top Ten Worst Things Ever

John_Q_Normal
List of the worst things that I know of as a human being (so far).

The Top Ten

1 Eating on the toilet

Why would you do it? People do this, believe me. Just ask that guy over there. "Eat where you poop" - not a motto to live by. - John_Q_Normal

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2 Parking space too far from destination

What am I, training for the Olympics? I only have so much time to buy toilet paper! Come on people, move it! Burnin' daylight here! - John_Q_Normal

3 Sneezing while urinating

It hurts. Don't try it. - John_Q_Normal

4 Jumping

Think about the last time you jumped. Yeah, I don't remember either. - John_Q_Normal

5 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

True, he should be #1st on this list! SO DUMB!

GAY! "LESBIAN"! DUMB TEEN SINGER EVER!

6 Waking up before my alarm goes off

My brain needs to be removed and beaten to a pulp. - John_Q_Normal

7 People talking about afterbirth

I'm trying to eat here! Why do I hang out with people who talk about it? I don't know. I'm an idiot I guess. - John_Q_Normal

You're not an idiot. You have the same name as me anyway. I should see who you actually are. - JohnDpumpkin

8 "That guy"

My goal in life is not to become "that guy". I may have failed. - John_Q_Normal

9 Cackling

My ears bleed every time I hear it. - John_Q_Normal

10 People who can't hold the camera still while taking videos

Did you drink too much caffeine? How am I supposed to see that guy run into a wall if you hold the camera like you're in an earthquake? - John_Q_Normal

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The Contenders

11 People who talk too much
12 Bubsy 3D
13 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was an Austrian politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and F├╝hrer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure ...read more.
14 Dora the Explorer V 1 Comment
15 Frieza Frieza Freeza (Pronounced "Frieza" in the Funimation dub) is fictional character in the Dragon Ball series by Akira Toriyama as the primary antagonist of the Freeza Saga. He is a galactic tyrant who governs the Planet Trade Organization and is feared by the universe for his sadistic and brutal nature. He is ...read more.
16 Screaming
17 Pointer In Microscopes
18 Crying
19 Porky Minch
20 Annoying People
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1. Eating on the toilet
2. Parking space too far from destination
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1. Eating on the toilet
2. Sneezing while urinating
3. Parking space too far from destination
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