1 Eating on the toilet
Why would you do it? People do this, believe me. Just ask that guy over there. "Eat where you poop" - not a motto to live by. - John_Q_Normal
Why the hell would you want to... Nevermind - Ajkloth
2 Parking space too far from destination
What am I, training for the Olympics? I only have so much time to buy toilet paper! Come on people, move it! Burnin' daylight here! - John_Q_Normal
3 Sneezing while urinating
It hurts. Don't try it. - John_Q_Normal
4 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
True, he should be #1st on this list! SO DUMB!
GAY! "LESBIAN"! DUMB TEEN SINGER EVER!
Think about the last time you jumped. Yeah, I don't remember either. - John_Q_Normal
6 Waking up before my alarm goes off
My brain needs to be removed and beaten to a pulp. - John_Q_Normal
7 People talking about afterbirth
I'm trying to eat here! Why do I hang out with people who talk about it? I don't know. I'm an idiot I guess. - John_Q_Normal
You're not an idiot. You have the same name as me anyway. I should see who you actually are. - JohnDpumpkin
8 "That guy"
My goal in life is not to become "that guy". I may have failed. - John_Q_Normal
My ears bleed every time I hear it. - John_Q_Normal
10 People who can't hold the camera still while taking videos
Did you drink too much caffeine? How am I supposed to see that guy run into a wall if you hold the camera like you're in an earthquake? - John_Q_Normal
Isn't that what Arrested Development was like?
That's why we try and not let Michael J. Fox do the filmography. - MoldySock
11 People who talk too much
12 Bubsy 3D
13 Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September ...read more.
14 Dora the Explorer
She's blind and deaf.
Freeza (Pronounced "Frieza" in the Funimation dub) is fictional character in the Dragon Ball series by Akira Toriyama as the primary antagonist of the Freeza Saga. He is a galactic tyrant who governs the Planet Trade Organization and is feared by the universe for his sadistic and brutal nature. He is ...read more.
Frieza is awesome! - CartoonCriticizer
17 Pointer In Microscopes
19 Annoying People
20 Porky Minch
21 "Best of all time" lists
How can it be the best of all time if you don't know what's about to come out yet? - John_Q_Normal
23 Going to School
24 Game Overs
26 Being Fat
27 Having to Follow Rules You Hate
Spanish for "small fly," mosquitoes are flies that have been known to cause various diseases . A sample of diseases caused by mosquitoes: malaria, yellow fever, Chikungunya, West Nile virus, dengue fever, filariasis, Zika virus .
I got in trouble with one but that was just a stern warning I will go to prison next time if that choice I just made happens again
31 Stopping urination midstream
What the actual flip?!?! Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk
One of the most painful things in the world
It’s not painful but it will make you have to pee so bad
Waluigi is a lanky self-centered, brusque young lad as he is considered evil and the main rival of Luigi. Waluigi is shown causing local havoc in most games he appears in alongside his partner Wario. Waluigi is not instinctively evil or the antagonist (not counting DDR), as a matter of fact, he shows ...read more.
36 Superman 64
38 Ian Watkins
Ian Watkins is a Welsh singer and convicted sex offender, best known as the former vocalist for the rock band Lostprophets.
39 Slow Internet
So true - HiN
41 Miley Cyrus's House
42 Miley Cyrus
Miley Ray Hemsworth (born Destiny Hope Cyrus), known as Miley Cyrus, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She was born on November 23, 1992, in Franklin, Tennessee, to Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus. Her voice type is Mezzo-Soprano and has 4 octaves. She became a teen idol starring as the ...read more.
46 Making mistakes
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NO WIFI?! WHY Google YOUR APPS SUCK THEY SAY CHECK INTERNET WHY Google SUNDAR PICHAI PLEASE MAKE IT HAVE WIFI...