Top 10 Reasons to Hate Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart Wii sucks major ass. I never want to play this game.

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1Annoying Voices

Better option, swap the baby princesses and Bowser Jr. with regular characters like Dixie Kong, Lakitu, and Shy Guy and that would be a perfect roster!

A few, but I love Bowser Junior, Mario, and Yoshi. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Are they really that bad? If you don't like the voice, don't use the character. Duh.

They barely talk but Princess Peach has the most annoying voice. - Metts

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2Characters Wear Dresses

You say you never want to play this game. Does that mean your judging a game before you even play it? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Like Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina and they don't wear dresses on motorbikes. - Metts

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3Overrated

How are they supposed to make King Boo make sense? It might not make sense, but it's a video game. Logic is clearly not the creators' first concern. Baby Daisy is probably because Peach and Daisy are here so it makes sense to have Baby Daisy if you have Baby Peach. Baby Luigi is not a new character in the Mario Kart series, as he was in Double Dash. When racing online, the stat differences barely make a difference, so just don't use Funky Kong.

Who is Baby Daisy? Why is she here? I'm okay with Funky Kong, but why do you need to unlock Baby Luigi, a new starter character? And, King Boo needs arms and legs to drive any vehicle.

Most characters rock, but I rank this roster a 1/10 because I was pretty pissed that Nintendo replaced Shy Guy with 2 even worse baby princesses.

Overrated compared to other Mario Kart games but not overrated compared to Call of Duty. - Metts

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4Game Does Not Take Place Anywhere In Western Canada

This list is the stupidest list I ever saw in my life. First of all, I love this game. Second of all, Western Canada is just a random excuse to hate on a good game. Their is much worst things a bout this list, but that is the length for a post, not a comment. - RalphBob

What the Hell does Western Canada have to do with Mario kart in the first place? Whoever said this is a total moron because Mario is a fictional character not someone in real life. Mario Kart Haters are idiots

Well, at least I know what to love and what to hate about this game.

Most of these courses took place in California and DK's Snowboard Cross took place in Vancouver Canada. - Metts

Neither does Mario Kart 64! - HeavyDonkeyKong

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5Horrible Controls

Well, it is worth learning to be able to use those terrible Wii controls.

I've heard everyone boning about the controls, and these controls are lame! The 2 button is your gas pedal, but the control pad is for triggering items? What the suck?

*cough* Gamecube Controller *cough* *cough*

I like the GameCube controller better. - Metts

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6Annoying Hairstyles

Why not hate on this game for reasons that actually matter? Like, I don't know, being screwed over at the end of the last lap of a race, or potentially getting blue shelled a few times in one single race! This is a great game but those are my main complaints! - HeavyDonkeyKong

This doesn't make the game bad, just saying. - Metts

That is just stupid. Please take it off the list and some characters don't even have hair.

7Too Difficult

The controls are hard to use especially drifting besides the

Whole Mario franchise should not ever exist because of crappy peach

And Mario always be mean to luigi that's why I hate Mario just like sonic be mean

To tails I hate sonic too.SO play something else other than Mario kart

Or crappy sonic play a good game like Minecraft or fall out 4.besides

Mario hogs up the video game industry

The expert class in Mario Kart Wii is as slow as heck! You have to rank 1 star to get Dry Bowser. I hate waiting 5 hours trying to unlock him because blue shells obliterate my way whenever I lead a track and even with Magikruiser and Dry Bones, I fall off a cliff. That's because Bowser Jr. stinks at racing and it was a harsh decision to unlock him.

Somehow I got 3 stars in everything! Took me years though...

It's very difficult at first but once you get used to it, it won't be a problem. - Metts

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8Princess Peach

Princess Peach has road rage & tends to lose & purposely crash her vehicles. :(
She even snuck fully naked in Mario Kart Wii. :D

...Are You Serious? HOW CAN ONE CHARACTER that's BEEN IN THE WHOLE FRANCHISE RUIN ONLY ONE OF THE GAMES?!?!? ..Even Though I Don't Like Her She Gets Too Much Hate -,-

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9Daisy
10It's Not a Crossover

Crossover characters mean non-Mario characters like Link, Pokemon, Pikachu, Sonic, Pit, or Jigglypuff.

Sonic was originally going to be in this but unfortunately he was removed due to Nintendo wanting to make it an all Mario game. - Metts

Why would Sonic, made by Sega, appear in Mario Kart, by Nintendo?

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11Bad Tracks

Great tracks, except the circuits! - HeavyDonkeyKong

FIRE THE HEAD OF MK for coming up with Moonview Highway, Nintendo because that track is nothing but a dark crap!

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12Princess Peach's Voice Acting

This doesn't make the game bad. Peach may be annoying but it's not a good reason to dislike a game because of that. - Metts

This list is nothing but bull. Shut up about peach. - HeavyDonkeyKong

13Awful Graphics

Actually, Mario Kart 8 has more advanced graphics than Mario Kart 64.

Better than n64 graphics. More advanced - HeavyDonkeyKong

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14It Is Overseen, Overplayed & OverfamedV1 Comment
15Wi-Fi

Wifi has added a new layer of multiplayer! - HeavyDonkeyKong

16Mario Kart 64 is way better than thisV2 Comments
17All the Mario Kart games that are older than Double Dash are way better than this

I hate that visitor, he is the same guy to makes multiple comments about hating almost every Mario Kart game except the first three. Super Mario Kart is good and Mario Kart 64 is great but Super Circuit is terrible. - Metts

A retro fanboy put it here. I knew it would be here.

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18No Crossover Characters

Super Paper Mario is nonetheless more awesome than even the first three Mario Kart games. You should have given it a higher rating than 9/10, HeavyDonkeyKong.

1. Double Dash! 10/10
2. 64 9.75/10
3. Wii 9.5/10
4. 7 9.25/10
5. DS 9.25/10
6. Super Circuit 9.25/10
7. Super Mario Kart 9.25/10
Every Mario Kart game is awesome! - HeavyDonkeyKong

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19Princess Daisy and Baby Daisy
20Funky Kong stole Petey Piranha's spot in this game

Funky Kong's Piranha Prowler has the same color as Petey Piranha.

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