Top Ten Stupidest Last Names

anonymous

Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1
Gaywad
O. O are you serious? That weird word is a last name? I feel sad for the people who has that name. Sad sad sad ss
Gaywad is an insult to gay people but its wow funny. Hey, Jemimah Gaywad! Hey, Kitty Gaywad! Hey, Stupid Sana Gaywad! LOL
is that reallly a last name? rofl!
[newest]
Lmfao! This is really a last name. That would suck!

2Montana
this name is really pathetic who wants to be related to miley bbbbbbllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Take a wild guess what you shouldn't name your daughter if you have this last name.

3Hi
Imagine if there was a guy called jake hi if he said his name to a friend it would be like this
Jake:whats your name
Jake hi:jake hi
Jake:hi and I said your name
Jake hi:that's my name
Jake:you're weird I'm going away (runs away)
Jake hi:what a weirdo that's normal
Bully:hi you're stupid
Jack hi:stop wierdo
Bully:what did you say
Jack hi:what
Bully:(beats him up)
Bully:and stop saying that
Jake:yeah
And why is smith on here I like it

simpsondude

I would hate this

My dad knew a guy, Edward Ward. They called him Ed Ward.
That is the most stupidest name ever.

4Hale
Well, I do think it is pretty weird, because it's kinda like (or it reminded me of) the frozen (ish) drops of rain in the sky, you know, hail? I'm on this page because I write a newspaper about dorks, and all of my names need to be stupid. It's just a newspaper that I give to my family, though, it's not published or anything. I sure wish it were, though. Anyway, Hale?! I am lucky, being half Italian, my last name rolls off the tongue, and it is very beautiful. Also, my name. My sister and I have Irish (first) names, from my mom. No thank you, Hale!
When I saw this I just randomly thought of Lzzy Hale
This is an awesome last name? How is it weird?

5Smith
usually people have this surname have committed crimes or having in the news

ronluna

It's a freakishly popular name in Autralia

6Bieber
I would jump of the roof I this was my name
Whoever wrote this, Keep things like Justin to yourself. Cause it's not a stupid last name.

7Hanby
I would hate that last name... what's wrong with smith

jwileson


8Montgomery

9Zip
Zip just doesn't sound like a name. oh, hi, my name is Alana Zip! That sound horrible!
I mean really zip hi misses. Zip if that was my last name I would die or whoever has the guts to name name your kid juston should be punished for naming there kid after a retarderd druggy
It sounds very weird!

funnyuser


10Kahn
Lala22, If you make good points then explain this: Did your parents make up a last name for you? I don't think so. And plus, you make good points = you are full of yourself. don't say I make good points unless your narcissistic, especially if you don't even make good points in the first place!
Shao Kahn is the Emporer of Outworld. He shall execute you.

ErMACkombaT

Hey! Take this off the list! My friends last name is khan! It is a good name if you are a muslem. but the rest... no so much... the rest of the names sound stubid... hi?! Hanby?!? ZIP?!?!? Who names there kid zip? I would not. yeah so take khan off the list. I make good points.. I am telling you.

lala22


The Contenders

11Mahmood

12Combs

13Snow
I would LOVE Snow to be my last name! It's just so amazing!

Love you Winter! Xx

14Romney

15Butts

16Fisher

17Johnson
It's just... So... Boring! It's just another everyday last name, and it's not even that good. Especially when your first name John.
Johnston is cool, but Johnson is another name for your crotch

TheNewGuy132

-. - It's boring, but my family... isn't. (it's my family last name)

18Wickline
A kid in my class has this last name. It's sort of weird.

funnyuser


19Obama
Oooh I'm telling the prez

20Middlesex
Somebody was neutered to have dis name... :o

21Bowles

22Norris
Norris is cool you could tell people you are related to Chuck Norris

23Roaches
A kid in my second grade class had this name.

24Raschak

25Martin

26Watson

27Peterson
My crotch aka my peter is my only son so that is pretty embarrasing to me

PePsMeX


28Hilal Hilal

29Incardona

30Giancarlo

31Emilianowicz

32Jensen

33Lee

34Hoang

35Lovito

36Liam

37Bush
Hey! That's my surname! :P

38Guy
That would be weird, hi I'm Mrs. Guy.
There's a girl in my school with that name

39Sexton
I like this last name I guess

40Buttlin
Buttlin is my last name!

41Speckeater

42Dickinson
Break it up... Dick/in/son.
Just like the other guy suggested, it says dick in son. This is worse than every other one.

43Moore

44Morgan

45Roberts

46Wayans

47Lopez
That's my best friends last name. Don't mess with her. Unless you want to lose a finger

48McDonalds

49Mars

50Dengar

51McCloud
I wound not want to be related to that rubbish Fox McCloud.

TimeToGoToWorkClockIn


52Irving
Lloyd Irving (from Tales of Symphonia) has that last name. Need I say more?

TimeToGoToWorkClockIn


53Humperdink
Don't know why no one thought of it but it should be number 1.

54Fartmaster
Teacher: "Fartmaster, Mr. John Fartmaster, are you absent. Students, do you know where John Fartmaster is? "Students: "Hehehehe..." Teacher: "WHAT!? "

55Hitler

56Bin Laden

57Savile

58Manson

59Paltrow

60Fartboy

61Jewtopia

62Drunkenia

63Bliss

Comments About This List

Featured Lists
Popular Lists
New Lists

Posts About This List

Be the first to add a post about this list

List Info

This list was created 6 years, 197 days ago and has been voted on over 200 times.

Updated Thursday, December 18, 2014


List Error Reporting

See an item on this list that's misspelled, duplicated, or doesn't belong? Let us know. Click here to report the error.