Best Usernames on TheTopTens


The Top Ten

1 SmoothCriminal

This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

Fantastic Word for Only user ID

You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

Michael Jackson - PeeledBanana

V 40 Comments
2 TheSilentBang

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

He has great lists

V 15 Comments
3 PositronWildhawk

Amazing name. It fits with the user - keyson

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

- Ajkloth

This the coolest username

Best username ever! - DynastiNoble

V 6 Comments
4 UserNameUnderConstruction

Laugh out loud that smart

This username deserves to be the best one!

This is the only one that was marginally funny.


V 13 Comments
5 DontJudgeMeByMySocks

Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

Laugh out loud, like the humor

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

Bad user image, but username is funny.
*Laghs out loud*

V 16 Comments
6 MatrixGuy

Pretty good but not this high - jmepa1234

Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

7 BeastThatBeats

That's fresh I'm on here

Totally sick, I'm in

Is amazing! Very original

I beat that beast - jmepa1234

V 5 Comments
8 TheKillerShot

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading. - TheKillerShot

V 4 Comments
9 DontTouchMyPogoStick V 4 Comments
10 DeathByDuctTape

Just gotta love duck tape

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

The Contenders

11 Alpha101

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

Alpha Is a great name, I think In my usernames for things will have to put The BRILLIANT word Alpha

It is good, but needs more the numbers kinda make it worse

Alpha sounds like the best username ever!

V 5 Comments
12 Britgirl

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : ) - Britgirl

Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow - butthurtbastard

In my opinion her username is not very good but easy to remember. - malamJONES

Not exactly the most creative username here, but it's easy to remember, and Britgirl's an awesome person. - Goku02

V 2 Comments
13 biscuits

Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

Lol it's a cute name though.

Cute mainly for girls.

14 ThisIsMyUsername
15 SniperNoSniping

Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

I heard of a pokemon showdown username "Scyther no Swiping" which is better than this.

HAHAA! Floppy Kitten (AKA Emberflight)

V 9 Comments
16 Blood Master

It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

17 funnyuser V 1 Comment
18 Turkeyasylum

I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative! - funnyuser

V 2 Comments
19 LightningBlade

Love your username! It sounds really cool, and I like the Chidori reference! - Goku02

20 Lee Sin

Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D

I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

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