Best Usernames on TheTopTens

The Top Ten
1 SmoothCriminal

Love it. I used it on moviestar planet. But it was takin. So I used it difftrently SmoothSwagginal that's the username I used for moviestarplanet. So this username is the top on moviestarplanet and I hope you use it on moviestarplanet like smooth _______ okay? And this can really help you be cool
Morgan Tyndale

You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

Funny. Although crime is not funny but name makes you laugh just like smooth talker.

2 UserNameUnderConstruction

Just LOVE this username! It's so cool! Hey user please reply or follow me so I can follow you!

Deserves to be the best out of all the usernames. Also really funny

This made me laugh out loud. (So did the rest of the guys I voted for.)

It's still being built now! They've got huge plans...

3 PositronWildhawk

I agree I could sense it of how great the name sounds like it fits with his cool picture It's very unique that his name fits with the picture and it's extraordinary very!

@ Ajkloth
And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other.

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

Coolest username ever. It makes me smiling every time I think about it.

4 DontJudgeMeByMySocks

I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

I wish that I was creative enough to come up with a great username like this

Most favorite out of all of the usernames deserves to be the best

5 TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

The best absolutely! Oxymorons rock! I AM an oxymoron

6 MatrixGuy

Pretty good but not this high

Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

7 Britgirl

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Not exactly the most creative username here, but it's easy to remember, and Britgirl's an awesome person.

In my opinion her username is not very good but easy to remember.

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too


I love how it's in all caps. That made me crack up. Now I can't stop picturing a soggy sock in a toilet.

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

TOILETSOCK is an actual user?

9 ThisIsMyUsername

Well thought out. ThisIsMyUsername and Icantthinkofausername are hilarious.

I love their username

10 DontTouchMyPogoStick

Can I touch your pogo stick?

Creative, to say the least.

It's my prized possession!

This Name Is an innuendo...

The Contenders
11 DeathByDuctTape

Death by duct tape? *Imagines having duct tape being ripped off of chest*

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

Just gotta love duck tape

12 Turkeyasylum

I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative!

The guy must really enjoy killing Turkeys for Thanksgiving. XD

An asylum of turkeys

Turkeys are cool

13 Alpha101

Alpha Is a great name, I think In my usernames for things will have to put The BRILLIANT word Alpha

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

It is good, but needs more the numbers kinda make it worse

Alpha sounds like the best username ever!

14 ImagineACoolUsernameHere

Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)

No need. This is a cool username

Duck the vote idea

Haha... this is the best by far...

15 biscuits

Lol it's a cute name though.

Cute mainly for girls.

Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

Wait, I see Bender from Futurama. I love Futurama! :3

16 CrimsonShark

Cool name

17 SniperNoSniping

I heard of a pokemon showdown username "Scyther no Swiping" which is better than this.

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

In lieu of "Swiper". Nice

18 Alexandr

Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

19 TheBestUsernameInTheWorld

This is the best!


20 UsernameTaken

So I got this username.

Ha. Indeed it is.


21 IronSabbathPriest

The inspiration for the best username of any of my accounts, ElectricCorpseSlayer.

Wow I'm kind of high up on this list.

Gah, get me back in the top 20 like I always was!

22 ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTaken

Dang. People who make accounts must be racking their brains for usernames.

This is the best username I think. :))

The best username ever! :))

23 funnyuser

I love the profile picture though.

Because I'm funny 😃

24 TheKillerShot

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)

... best out of all, even pikachu


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