Best Usernames on TheTopTens

The Top Ten

SmoothCriminal

This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

Fantastic Word for Only user ID

You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

Cool name. Thanks a lot.. Thinking of a good name is so hard. Finally I got 1.. Thanks again.

PositronWildhawk

Amazing name. It fits with the user

I agree I could sense it of how great the name sounds like it fits with his cool picture It's very unique that his name fits with the picture and it's extraordinary very!

Coolest username ever. It makes me smiling every time I think about it.

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

UserNameUnderConstruction

This made me laugh out loud. (So did the rest of the guys I voted for.)

Laugh out loud that smart

This username deserves to be the best one!

This is the only one that was marginally funny.

TheSilentBang

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

The best absolutely! Oxymorons rock! I AM an oxymoron

DontJudgeMeByMySocks

I wish that I was creative enough to come up with a great username like this

Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

Laugh out loud, like the humor

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

MatrixGuy

Pretty good but not this high

Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

Britgirl

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

In my opinion her username is not very good but easy to remember.

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too

DontTouchMyPogoStick

This Name Is an innuendo...

Can I touch your pogo stick?

It's my prized possession!

Creative, to say the least.

TOILETSOCK

I love how it's in all caps. That made me crack up. Now I can't stop picturing a soggy sock in a toilet.

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

TOILETSOCK is an actual user?

ThisIsMyUsername

Well thought out. ThisIsMyUsername and Icantthinkofausername are hilarious.

I love their username

The Newcomers

? FlareLightX

It sounds cool

? DJSpamBot

The Contenders

Turkeyasylum

I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative!

An asylum of turkeys

Turkeys are cool

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TurkeyS! I THROW THEM INTO AN ASYLUM

Alpha101

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!

Alpha Is a great name, I think In my usernames for things will have to put The BRILLIANT word Alpha

DeathByDuctTape

Death by duct tape? *Imagines having duct tape being ripped off of chest*

Just gotta love duck tape

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

biscuits

Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

Lol it's a cute name though.

Cute mainly for girls.

Wait, I see Bender from Futurama. I love Futurama! :3

CrimsonShark

Cool name

ImagineACoolUsernameHere

No need. This is a cool username

Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)

Haha... this is the best by far...

Duck the vote idea

TheBestUsernameInTheWorld

This is the best!

WHAT HIS THE BEST USER NAME ISTHE WORLD WHAAAT (said that in sarcasm)

IronSabbathPriest

Wow I'm kind of high up on this list.

The inspiration for the best username of any of my accounts, ElectricCorpseSlayer.

Gah, get me back in the top 20 like I always was!

Alexandr

Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

SniperNoSniping

Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

Laugh out loud! SO funny!

I heard of a pokemon showdown username "Scyther no Swiping" which is better than this.

UsernameTaken

So I got this username.

Ha. Indeed it is.

Funny

TheKillerShot

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)

... best out of all, even pikachu

-_- THE KILLA SHOT!
WHAT A BOSS

funnyuser

Because I'm funny 😃

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTaken

Dang. People who make accounts must be racking their brains for usernames.

This is the best username I think. :))

The best username ever! :))

Awesome

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