Best WWE Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 What did John Cena say to his English teacher after he got a C?

You cannot C me

It is one of the only ones I get

I'm your biggist fan John cena Call me At 304-798-3053

None are that funny but I let out a tiny little chuckle for this one. Nice job being mediocre, I guess.

2 Why did Mr. McMahon cross the road?

Cause Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming

Ahahaha I like that "cause Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming" He so would run for his life if he saw him coming! Laugh out loud

To leave his job cause the authority is out and that is best for business.


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3 What has 10 arms and sucks?

(Suck It! )

Sofia Dossie if she slaps John Cena so hard he leaves his stang

John Cena take out the 10 arms part and you will get the answer

Chrisin with all those slaps

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4 Why did John Cena fall off the cliff?

Roman appeared him off

Because he sucks? - EliHbk

He was upset that he quit

5 How many Vince McMahons to screw in a light bulb?

None, Lightbulb screwed Lightbulb - SmoothCriminal

I nearly died when I read this one.

My side hurt for a week after seeing this.

6 Why does Mr. Mcmahon have to go to heaven?

You got no chance in hell... Vincent mcmahon is the devil!

Very mediocre

He has no chance in hell

Because Satin doesn't want to b replaced - EliHbk

7 What did Hulk Hogan say to the kid in art class?

Whatcha Going to Glue Brother! - SmoothCriminal

Sounds good... but not that funny... but still good - SmoothCriminal

Whatcha ha going ha going to do when I win at GlueMania?!

Hey Dude MiniMania Is Gonna Run Wild On You

8 What did Triple H say to the kids after they said Let's go play the game?

Triple H: QUIT TEASING ME! - SmoothCriminal

Let's play against the game because that's what you are

You are the game

Ok, but just don't hurt my quadricep. - EliHbk

9 What did Devon Dudley say to Bubba Dudley in the kitchen of McDonald's?

D-von dickely

Get the tables


Hey bubba, test the fries

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10 What is the answer to everything?

john cena

Brogue kick POW death pin 123 sheamus wins against undertaker and stone cold at the same time somehow DONE - Mushroom99


WWE is AWESOME! Am I right?!

The Contenders

11 Why did a lot of cars park in front of Big Show at a park?

They heard they were a Big SHow around the block - SmoothCriminal

Big show farted and caused a earthquake

He was blocking the parking lot.

12 Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

A: He couldn't sell Pedigree

Laugh out loud this is the best One.

13 What did the fans say to Roman Reigns?


14 Why do WWE superstars wrestle for belts if they they don't wear pants?

Because they are retarded - EliHbk

Because they are titles

15 What did Bubba say to Devon after sleeping in for a Diner?

Enzo and big Cass is cool

Get the TABLES!

16 Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?

Because he kept turning

Well... he's a Big Show. - EliHbk

Because he keeps turnin'...LMAO I died laughing! Big Show himself knows it. Said in a recent interview that he's getting

17 What did Seth Rollins say to a chipmunk?

Cause he sold his own to the authority

.Can I have your nuts

I don't know why

18 Why does Roman like dinosaurs?

Because they are both sweaty, imposing, and can't have good matches with the Undertaker.

Because they spear their opposition dinosaurs

I don't know because he's pooping

Because they like too roar

19 Why didn't Chris Benoit show up to work?

If you don't want Chris to be disrespected, SPELL LEGEND RIGHT!

That is not funny. It is offensive. How dare you disrespect a lengend

He was hanging with his wife and kids - RustyNail

Because he's dead - EliHbk

20 Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

Caws he's stupid

A: He didn't. He already tore his quad stepping off the curb. AHAHAA

I don't know

21 What happens when big show farts

It was a big fart in a big show

22 Why Did Triple H Spear Zack Ryder?

Because zack said wanna play some games

Because Zack Ryder told him to Shut Up


Shound it be why did roman spaer zack

23 What did The Undertaker say to Kane?

What did he say?

24 Why is Heath Slater to blame for the high unemployment rate?

Because he needs those jobs because he got kids - EliHbk

Cause he kept doing all the jobs

I don't know

25 Why Was Cena a Ghost for Halloween

He didn't want no one to see him

Because U can't C him - EliHbk

26 What did Jericho say about beer?

Drink it in, maaan.

27 What did Randy Orton do when he saw a viper?

He said am I looking at a mirror?

28 What's Brock Lesnar?

A very painful beast incarnate.

29 Why did Finn Balor turn into a fish in water?

Because he needed a Finn.

30 Why Won't John Cena Turn Heel?

Because he doesn't give a flying care what the IWC hypocrites want!

31 What activity does Triple H hate?

To play a came

Wrestling - EliHbk

32 What did Y2J say to Donald trump building a wall?

Break the wall down

Name it the walls of Jericho please. - EliHbk

I don't know why


33 Where does Dana Brooke come from? Brooklyn
34 What microphone does Bliss talk to?


35 Why did Big Cass break up Enzo and Cass?

Because big cass attacked Enzo from behind and big cass bretend to lay down when Enzo faked punched him

36 What does Zack Ryder say to people who don't know anything?

Woo woo woo, you don't know it? - EliHbk

Woo Woo Woo, You know it

37 Why did Roman Reigns look at Seth Rollins and Bo Dallas?

Because they Both Said Tom Brady

38 Why did the skeleton quit wrestling?

Because he didn't have the guts

Because he was a bone head

39 What did DX do to drink their pop when they found the straws?

SUCK IT! - RustyNail

40 Where does Dana Brooke come from?


41 What is Charlotte Flair's favorite movie?

Charlotte's web

42 We all my know by now that The Undertaker married Michelle McCool, but do we know why he married her?

So she can make the Darkside look FAWLESS!

43 Yo mama so stupid she thought AJ Styles was a hair stylist

Only Stephanie McMahon would be that stupid - Eyuu619

44 What does Rikishi say to a girl when he has a crush on her.

You look fly today.

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