Best WWE Jokes

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The Top Ten
1 What did John Cena say to his English teacher after he got a C?

None are that funny but I let out a tiny little chuckle for this one. Nice job being mediocre, I guess.

2 Why did Mr. McMahon cross the road?

Ahahaha I like that "cause Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming" He so would run for his life if he saw him coming! Laugh out loud

To leave his job cause the authority is out and that is best for business.

3 What has 10 arms and sucks?
4 Why did John Cena fall off the cliff?
5 How many Vince McMahons to screw in a light bulb?

My side hurt for a week after seeing this.

I nearly died when I read this one.

6 Why does Mr. Mcmahon have to go to heaven?

You got no chance in hell... Vincent mcmahon is the devil!

Very mediocre

7 What did Hulk Hogan say to the kid in art class?
8 What did Triple H say to the kids after they said Let's go play the game?
9 What did Devon Dudley say to Bubba Dudley in the kitchen of McDonald's?
10 What is the answer to everything?
The Contenders
11 Why did a lot of cars park in front of Big Show at a park?

He was blocking the parking lot.

12 Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

Laugh out loud this is the best One.

13 What did the fans say to Roman Reigns?
14 Why do WWE superstars wrestle for belts if they they don't wear pants?
15 What did Bubba say to Devon after sleeping in for a Diner?
16 What did Seth Rollins say to a chipmunk?

.Can I have your nuts

17 Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?
18 Why does Roman like dinosaurs?

Because they are both sweaty, imposing, and can't have good matches with the Undertaker.

19 Why didn't Chris Benoit show up to work?

That is not funny. It is offensive. How dare you disrespect a lengend

20 What did Jericho say about beer?

I voted on this is drink it in man was funny but Drunk in in maan will be funnier

21 Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

A: He didn't. He already tore his quad stepping off the curb. AHAHAA

Caws he's stupid

22 What did The Undertaker say to Kane?
23 Why is Heath Slater to blame for the high unemployment rate?
24 Why Was Cena a Ghost for Halloween
25 What happens when big show farts
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