Best WWE Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 What did John Cena say to his English teacher after he got a C?

You cannot C me

None are that funny but I let out a tiny little chuckle for this one. Nice job being mediocre, I guess.

You can't c that grade

Where is the grade?

2 Why did Mr. McMahon cross the road?

Cause Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming

Ahahaha I like that "cause Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming" He so would run for his life if he saw him coming! Laugh out loud

To leave his job cause the authority is out and that is best for business.

BECAUSE ROMAN REIGNS WANTED TO MAKE A TAG TEAM WITH HIM

3 What has 10 arms and sucks?

John Cena take out the 10 arms part and you will get the answer

Sofia Dossie if she slaps John Cena so hard he leaves his stang

Chrisin with all those slaps

He does not

4 Why did John Cena fall off the cliff?

Because he sucks?

Roman appeared him off

He was upset that he quit

5 How many Vince McMahons to screw in a light bulb?

None, Lightbulb screwed Lightbulb

I nearly died when I read this one.

My side hurt for a week after seeing this.

6 Why does Mr. Mcmahon have to go to heaven?

You got no chance in hell... Vincent mcmahon is the devil!

Very mediocre

He has no chance in hell

Because Satin doesn't want to b replaced

7 What did Hulk Hogan say to the kid in art class?

Whatcha Going to Glue Brother!

Sounds good... but not that funny... but still good

Whatcha ha going ha going to do when I win at GlueMania?!

Hey Dude MiniMania Is Gonna Run Wild On You

8 What did Triple H say to the kids after they said Let's go play the game?

Triple H: QUIT TEASING ME!

Let's play against the game because that's what you are

You are the game

Ok, but just don't hurt my quadricep.

9 What did Devon Dudley say to Bubba Dudley in the kitchen of McDonald's?

Get the tables

Oh Bubba, TEST THE FRTES

Hey bubba, test the fries

D-von dickely

10 What is the answer to everything?

Brogue kick POW death pin 123 sheamus wins against undertaker and stone cold at the same time somehow DONE

JOHN CENA

john cena

WWE is AWESOME! Am I right?!

The Contenders

11 Why did a lot of cars park in front of Big Show at a park?

They heard they were a Big SHow around the block

Big show farted and caused a earthquake

He was blocking the parking lot.

12 Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

A: He couldn't sell Pedigree

Laugh out loud this is the best One.

13 What did the fans say to Roman Reigns?

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD

14 Why do WWE superstars wrestle for belts if they they don't wear pants?

Because they are titles

Because they are retarded

15 What did Bubba say to Devon after sleeping in for a Diner?

Enzo and big Cass is cool

Get the TABLES!

16 What did Seth Rollins say to a chipmunk?

.Can I have your nuts

Cause he sold his own to the authority

I voted on this one because it was very funny

17 Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?

Because he kept turning

Well... he's a Big Show.

Because he keeps turnin'...LMAO I died laughing! Big Show himself knows it. Said in a recent interview that he's getting

18 Why does Roman like dinosaurs?

Because they are both sweaty, imposing, and can't have good matches with the Undertaker.

Because they spear their opposition dinosaurs

I don't know because he's pooping

Because they like too roar

19 Why didn't Chris Benoit show up to work?

If you don't want Chris to be disrespected, SPELL LEGEND RIGHT!

He was hanging with his wife and kids

Because he's dead

That is not funny. It is offensive. How dare you disrespect a lengend

20 What did Jericho say about beer?

I voted on this is drink it in man was funny but Drunk in in maan will be funnier

Drink it in, maaan.

Let’s have a little bit of the buddly

21 Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

Caws he's stupid

A: He didn't. He already tore his quad stepping off the curb. AHAHAA

22 What did The Undertaker say to Kane?

What did he say?

This one was halirus

23 Why is Heath Slater to blame for the high unemployment rate?

Because he needs those jobs because he got kids

Not funny but I voted this cause it was good

Cause he kept doing all the jobs

24 Why Was Cena a Ghost for Halloween

He didn't want no one to see him

Because U can't C him

So funny

25 What happens when big show farts

It was a big fart in a big show

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