Top 10 Most Annoying Questions Parents Ask

The Top Ten
What are you doing?

I'm asked this by all of my family whenever I do anything.

Just questioning the meaning of life.

How was school?

This really gets on my nerves. I love my parents, but I don't get why they keep asking this question.

If I say it was fine, they keep asking questions about what I did and the like.

Since my parents do this so much, I pretty much have to say that school was good right when I get in the car, before they can even ask the question themselves.

This is how it goes.

Sister: *starts talking or bragging about something*

Papa: Okay, how was school?

Me: Fine. *thinking: no. stop. I don't want to talk about it*

Papa: Did you learn anything?

Me: *makes sarcastic comment about something bad that happened*

Example: Yeah, I learned people don't change.

Who are you texting?

It's none of the parents' business if their children are texting someone.

My mum does that to me all the time and takes forever to give my phone back.

Every time my mum asks me this, I get annoyed. If I ever say mind your own business to my mum, she will scream at me and threaten to hit me.

I don't really text, but I chat and message, and it gets annoying when they ask who I'm messaging.

What is your password?

Ugh, I know, right? My parents ALWAYS ask for my password. They force me to tell them.

So, every time they do, I change it.

May I use your laptop/phone?
What's the worst that can happen?

I get hit by a train.
I get hit by a car.
I get hit by a truck.
I get hit by a plane.
I get hit by a bike.
I get hit by a helicopter.
I get hit by a tank.
I get hit by a blimp.
I get hit by a brick.

I get hit by a lava train.
I get hit by a lava car.
I get hit by a lava truck.
I get hit by a lava plane.
I get hit by a lava bike.
I get hit by a lava helicopter.
I get hit by a lava tank.
I get hit by a lava blimp.
I get hit by a lava brick.

I get hit by an acid train.
I get hit by an acid car.
I get hit by an acid truck.
I get hit by an acid plane.
I get hit by an acid bike.
I get hit by an acid helicopter.
I get hit by an acid tank.
I get hit by an acid blimp.
I get hit by an acid brick.

That's THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN!

Who are you talking to?

My parents don't care who I talk to, as long as it's not harmful to me.

I always get this whenever I talk to myself and my mom hears me. It's sometimes annoying.

My mom thinks that if you constantly talk to yourself, you have mental problems.

What did you get on the test?

This gave me anxiety for 2 years.

Why?

This is the main problem with parents. The question is always about asking why.

Who did you dance with?

The Newcomers

? Do you think I'm beautiful/handsome?
? What is your favorite holiday?
The Contenders
May I see what you're doing?
Who did you sit with at lunch?

And after that question, they ask, "What do your friends bring for lunch?"

Who is your friend?
How many friends do you have?

That kind of hurts when they ask that.

May I see your Instagram?
Who is ____?

My mom asked who Sonic the Hedgehog is. Do you guys think it's annoying when your parents ask about a video game character?

So many times when I mention a boy's name, they ask if I like him.

My mom once asked me who Hatsune Miku was.

Why are you always on your phone?

My mom is always like, "Why are you always on your phone? What business do you have on there?"

So annoying! I can be on it if I want to! Just be grateful that I'm not a drug addict!

Because I have friends I haven't seen in months since COVID-19 started, and I have to keep in touch with them! Gosh!

I could be a drug addict! Do you realize how lucky you are?

Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Why aren't you doing your homework?

Probably because you're asking me why I'm not doing my homework.

When will I have grandchildren?

My parents already have...*pauses to count*...five grandchildren and one great-grandson.

Are they happy? No. They want ME to have children for them to make a fuss over.

Remember, you don't owe anyone children or grandchildren.

What are you thinking about?

Me: Why are you asking this question?

Before that? Oh, I was thinking about Princess Zelda fighting monsters or something else random.

So annoying! Why do you have to know what we're thinking about at this exact moment?

You didn't do this, did you?
When will you get a job?
You didn't do this, did you? If I find out, then you are punished!

My parents (and relatives) constantly blame me for everything, even if my cousins are the ones who did it. They no longer trust me.

What is ____?

Why don't you look it up in the dictionary?

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