Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Short Jokes

1. Yo mama so short she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!"

   HA, this is the best one yet. I said this to my mom, and she laughed hard. Whoever made this is a genius.

   I had to change my pants when I heard this joke for the first time.

   That is so funny! I laughed my ass off.

2. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license

   Nice joke. Classy one. I love this one.

   Freaky. Excuse me, I have to change my pants 5,000 times and barf Muscle Man style. What a funny diss, YO MAMMA STYLE!

3. Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

   That was funny as hell. We laughed so hard two people fell out. It does leave one hell of an epic picture in your head.

   My favorite because it puts an epic picture in my head.

4. Yo mama so short it takes her nine years just to get across a pool

   Even I can swim faster than her.

   You, my friend, are so funny.

5. Yo mama so short when I was dissin' her, she tried to jump-kick me in the ankle

6. Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter

7. Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito

   I have just fallen off the couch and smacked my head on the landline.

   That is SO funny. Laugh out loud.

8. Yo mama so short ants are huge to her

   Laugh out loud, that's so funny. I was laughing in my sleep.

9. Yo mama so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

   I told this joke at my party, and everyone was laughing except the mothers.

   How do you think them all up? Also, I laughed my ass off.

   How is this one #10? It should be at least top 3.

10. Yo mama so short she can't even get high

    This is one I've used for a few months. I was hoping this one was on here. This one is funnier than a lot of these other "Top 10" jokes.

    It's so funny! Laugh out loud, laugh out loud.

    It makes me laugh so much! Laugh out loud!

The Newcomers
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    Yo mama so short she hooks up with my LEGOs

    That's hilarious.

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    Yo mama so short she needs a stool to pick her nose

The Contenders

13. Yo mama so short she gets piggyback rides from Verne Troyer

    Hahaha, laugh out loud, laugh out loud, laugh out loud.

14. Yo mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple

    That is so laugh-out-loud funny.

15. Yo mama so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet

    Laughed so loud my dog stared at me with the what the hell look.

    I laughed so loud that the clock fell down.

    I laughed so hard I'm dizzy.

16. Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed

17. Yo mama so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

    I loved this joke. It made me and my little brother laugh. We are actually rolling around on the ground.

    It was so funny it made me die.

18. Yo mama so short she takes a shower in a raindrop

19. Yo mama so short she got run over by a Hot Wheels car

    This is the best one on here so far, laugh out loud!

    Hilarious, bruv.

20. Yo mama so short she plays soccer with atoms

21. Yo mama so short her head smells like feet

    This one by far was the funniest to me. I actually laughed for a couple of minutes at this one.

    So funny. I love this one.

22. Yo mama so short they call her "Short Stuff"

23. Yo mama so short she has to use a condom as a sleeping bag

    Laugh out loud, best joke ever.

24. Yo mama so short she fell down and hit her feet

25. Yo mama so short she doesn't wear pants, she wears shorts

26. Yo mama so short when people line up from tallest to shortest, she lines up in the back

27. Yo mama so short when she looks up, she says, "Wow, I didn't know all that was up there in the sky!"