Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

She must be Barney or something to give Freddy nightmares because Freddy is supposed to control your dreams. Poor Freddy. He probably wishes he could control his own dreams now.

I mean, seriously, does Freddy Krueger ever sleep, or does he? Overall, that's really hilarious, and I laughed so hard I was about to die!

Haha! True! You would have to be really ugly to give Freddy Krueger nightmares! Laugh out loud!

2 Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

Hilarious, really funny. I like a good comeback. This is definitely one of my favorites. Quick and simple, but dang, it's smart.

This one was so funny! I swear, if I was near a cliff, I would have fallen!

Ha ha ha! That's a hell of a good one.

3 Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

This one will shut them all down!

That's so funny! I'm still laughing! Dude, that one is my favorite!

Damn, that's colder than a polar bear's toenails!

4 Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

The funny part about it is the name is One Direction, and the mama was so ugly that One Direction went the other direction.

I used to like their music!

Oh my gosh! That is so hilarious! My brothers and I were laughing so hard that one of my brothers almost peed his pants!

Damn, that was a good yo mama so ugly joke. Good people.

5 Yo mama so ugly I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

Can somebody please get me another pair of pants? Or maybe a diaper? It would be useful when reading this.

Awesome one! I told my boyfriend, and he shut his mouth. Laugh out loud!

6 Yo mama so ugly Satan died of fright.

Satan finds this amusing, but Satan feels no fright.

That is laugh-out-loud funny. It made me cry. Mariah heard it and laughed out loud. What?

7 Yo mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

Love this. Where do you get this? Love them. I'm on this every day. Nice one.

8 Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure," and her dad said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a SpongeBob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good yo mama jokes to tell my friends, and this one is AWESOME.

Just about pissed my pants. I thought this joke would actually be hilarious!

9 Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

So cool and funny! I told it to my friends, and they were like, BURN!

So damn funny!

It made me laugh more than any other!

I think this should be the number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever.

10 Yo mama so ugly when she went trick-or-treating, the kids said she had a really ugly costume.

I nearly wet my pants, bro. Laugh out loud! LMFAO!

So funny, I am the joke queen in my class!

Laugh out loud! Hilarious to the point I couldn't even breathe.

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."
12 Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should definitely be at the top or near it!

That was very, very funny. I dropped my phone.

Wow, that is drop-dead funny. I'm telling my class this. I'll remember that for the rest of my life.

13 Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

I get it because crap is another word for poop, and it's scared the crap out of the toilet.

14 Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.

That was hilarious. I told my friends that, and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never gets old. I laughed for like 50 minutes.

Laugh out loud! Numbers 1-10 are the best.

Thanks for the laugh.

Haha, laugh out loud, that's one fat mama!

15 Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
16 Yo mama so ugly she jumpscared Freddy Fazbear.
17 Yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.

This one killed at my school when I told it. Laugh out loud. Yo mama is so ugly she made a Happy Meal sad.

18 Yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said sorry we don't allow professionals.

Nice one! I thought I died and went to yo mama joke heaven.

Laugh out loud, that joke is so hilarious!

19 Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
20 Yo mama so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital.
21 Yo mama so ugly when she wanted to be a monster for Halloween, her parents said you don't need a costume for that.

This makes so much sense. There are barely any jokes that can make me laugh, but this one did.

22 Yo mama so ugly when the sun came up, the moon went in front of it.
23 Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.
24 Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head.
25 Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.
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