Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

She must be Barney or something to give Freddy nightmares. Because Freddy is supposed to control your dreams... Poor Freddy. He probably wishes he can control his own dream now.

I mean seriously, Freddy Kruger never sleeps, or does he!? Over all that's really hilarious, and I laughed so hard I was about to die!

Listen to this... You're so ugly when you went to hell the devil sent you to god and said "god please don't send me you're sins". :0

Haha! True! You would have to be really ugly to give Freddy Kruger nightmares! Laugh out loud!

HILARIOUS really funny I like good comeback, this definitely one of my favorites. Quick and simple, but dang it's smart

Um I am very surprised that people like this thing that roast is horrible.

This one was so funny I swear if I was near a cliff I would of fell!

Your momma so fat when she walks into the store all all the people say are we havig a storm.

Yo mama so ugly that when she needed a tooth pulled, the dentist mistakenly pulled a piece of corn from her butt.

This one will shut them all down!

That's so funny I'm still laughing! Dude that one is my favorite!

DAMN, that's colder than a polar bears toenails!

The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.

I use to like there music!

Oh my gosh! That is so hilarious! My and my brothers were laughing so hard that one of my brothers almost peed in his pants!

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

Your mama is so fat when she got on a roller coaster it broke less than 2sec.

This one blows me away! (giggle) yo mama so stupid the ONLY letters she will ever know are KFC (finger liking good! )

Can, somebody please get me another pair of pants? Or maybe a diaper? It would be useful when reading this

Nice another good one is Yo mamma so ugly, that when she went to enter a ugly contest the judges,said sorry no professionals.

Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

Satan finds this amusing, but Satan feels no fright.

Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!

I don't get this even though I'm 15 years old.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't use the internet a lot because she is already worldwide.

That is the best yo momma joke.

Wow this one is great

Dude laugh out loud

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.

Just about pissed my pants. I thought this joke would actually be... Hilarious!

My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!

So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN!

So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!

I like the joke laugh out loud.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born a space monster came to earth and said,"Is this my baby? "

! That momma should just go dig up her grave.

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

That got me cracking up

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

This guy is a legend!

Not funny you need to learn how to spell!

I almost died of laughter.

Good one I get it

I want to see that toilet!

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.

Laugh out loud 1-10 are the best thanks for the laugh.

Haha laugh out loud that's one fat moma!

That true with my mom

This one killed at my school when I told it beckerline P. Laugh out loud yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad

Holey balls that's funny

That's good right there

Stupid joke no offense

Mad Hatter is in the video. But I have a joke for you:

Yo Mama so ugly, in Final Destination, she goes landscaping then she almost killed everyone in it with her face, then the franchise ended by getting arrested for murder attempts and vandalism.

Nice one I thought I died and went to your mama joke heaven.

Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!

Herd it before

That is the best one yet

I think its great

That is so funny man

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

This one was to die for!

What bad parents haha

I don't get that

Laugh out loud T: