Top 10 Most Ignorant and Absurd Music Comments On TheTopTensMetal_Treasure
The Top Ten
What? You mean you fantasize about cooking and eating Jackie Evancho? - RogerMcBaloney
You heated a person? How could you! Don't tell me you ate her too... - Misfire
I heat jackie evan cho too. I prefer Jackie Evancho. - RoseWeasley
Oh my god this comment is a work of art. I want to get it framed on my wall. - Atham13 Comments
Firstly, Metal is NOT "some satanic dudes screaming about burning churches". Look up any metal song, their lyrics would come up, and there is over a 99.5% chance you will NOT get anything about what you just said. Secondly, how is Nikki Minaj good Christian music? The other two aren't either, as Christian music, I believe, is about being Christian, and it is all gospel. Those three artists are NOTHING like it. Even Christian music is better than those three. I'm starting to think this is a troll. And no, I am not satanic. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy
It's obviously a troll guys... He said "christian music". Be rational. - JoLeKosovo
At least we have actual music taste!
This guy obviously doesn't know anything about "Christian" music. - shadomatrix44 Comments
Disliking a singer does not make you racist - ElSherlock
Wow! That's ridiculous. - RobertWisdom
For the one who wrote this comment, check the Most Hated Countries list. That's the very "best" of REAL racism. - Alkadikce
Woah - DrayTopTens10 Comments
Metal singers don't talk about killing people 95% of the time and their lyrics are far superior, original and different from song to song, from album to album and from band to band. Pop and rap artists of today can't even compare/compete with Metal, because their lyrics are just unoriginal and tasteless. Look at Taylor Swift: most of her songs are about her or her breaking up with some fool. (I'm not saying all pop / rap is bad, but all I'm saying is Metal is a step above them). - RogerMcBaloney
Metal isn't all screaming at all, and it's not all about killing people. The Drake sentence was funny to me, because Drake music sounds really bright and educated to me (Sarcasm). - Soulstealer
Not all Metal bands are satanic. Also you could've used different rappers or singers because Drake is mediocre - DarkBoi-X
That's just black, death and doom metal. - BorisRule13 Comments
That would be The Beatles - DarkBoi-X
The sad thing is that some Beatles fans might really think that (Helter Skelter). - Alkadikce
Black Sabbath isn't even extreme metal. - DarkBoi-X
Black Sabbath isn't extreme metal so how are they gods of it?
List: Most Important Bands in Metal History - christangrant
Isn't that Venom? - Userguy442 Comments
I think people shouldn't even be allowed to make songs anymore because they would overshadow the infinite greatness this single song holds on its own. It should be the only song in the world, and it should be played everywhere, in every street in every small village 24/7, but it would still be the most underrated song of all time! - Alkadikce
Sure, Stairway to Heaven is a great song, but no song deserves to be loved by all. If it was everyone's favorite, then it is really overrated. Actually, even if this wasn't everyone's favorite, this song is still overrated in my opinion. The comment alone proves how overrated it is. - Misfire
If Stairway to Heaven was everyone's favorite song, then every song be severely underrated (except stairway). I never realized how criminally underrated The Beatles and Justin Bieber were until just now (and I don't belieb). - shadomatrix
Lets face it. It's not a bad song, but it's terribly overrated. Led Zeppelin has much better songs right? - Userguy444 Comments
Am I the only one who finds Adele pretty and attractive? Also, she is a very good singer. - RogerMcBaloney
What does physical appearance have to do with talent? - Misfire
The writer of that comment is ugly and fat - DrayTopTens
An ignoramus posted this STUPID COMMENT! Adele is NOT ugly. Yes, she's overweight but she's certainly not obese AND boy oh boy, can she SING! She has an AMAZING voice and has won MANY AWARDS plus she's a FABULOUS songwriter.14 Comments
Looking from any given angle, this comment is just its author's way of saying Dave should get all the songwriting credit for Kill 'Em All, which is still vastly untrue, since Dave only co-wrote 6 Metallica songs; only four of them being on Kill 'Em All, and the other two on Ride the Lightning. - Adrian_4
It takes just a few minutes of research on the internet to know Venom invented thrash metal... - RogerMcBaloney
Probably the person who commented this wanted to say that Dave Mustaine invented thrash metal, because he had the misconception that Metallica created thrash metal with Kill 'em All, and another misconception that everything on Kill 'em All was written by Mustaine. - Alkadikce
Venom invented Thrash - DarkBoi-X9 Comments
Nirvana didn't even popularize grunge (Pearl Jam's Ten came out a month before Nevermind), let alone invent it (Green River's 1985 EP Come On Down was the first album to be called grunge). - Adrian_4
Nirvana popularized Grunge, Soundgarden was before them, also.
No Green River and Mudhoney invented grunge. - Soulstealer
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between popularizing something and inventing something. - Misfire8 Comments
There is also a comment about Chester Bennington having seven octaves. - Alkadikce
I made several lists about vocal ranges and I have to say that most people know nothing about the ranges. A guy thought that several singers with 2 octaves had 5. - Metal_Treasure
Freddie Mercury is an amazing vocalist, but I'm pretty sure he had a vocal range of around 4 octaves. - Misfire
Let me finish that for you.
"freddie mercury had a vocal range around 8 octaves (divided by 800)". - shadomatrix
Not even a prog album. I'm guessing this guy has never heard of The Moody Blues. - shadomatrix
We can't definitively say which album cemented what prog is. The concept developed over time, although I consider the first early stages of prog to have come from Miles Davis. - Archived
King Crimson says hello - cjWriter1997
This album prog? LOLOLOLOL it's not prog at all and it surly didn't invent it another reason why beatles fans are so ignorant.
List best Beatles albums - christangrant
Numb - Linkin park - wadkad
Master of Puppets. There you go - KingSlayer93316
Tastes can vary - yungstirjoey666
I noticed this bad logic in more places that people justify their opinions by repeating the same opinion in a different form. - Alkadikce12 Comments
Excuse me - Mocchiko
This comment was made by a troll - ElSherlock
Breadwinners? You mean that cartoon? How can you compare a genre and a cartoon? - Misfire
I like metal, and I exist. So that means not no one. - MattAffterburner7 Comments
Imagine making a list about a band you have never listened to. - Userguy44
Ridiculous. Who makes a list on something they know nothing about? - RogerMcBaloney
This comment fits the list title the most (absurd and ignorant). - Alkadikce
Why would you make a list about something you don't know about?1 Comment
This person never listened to thrash metal and death metal obviously or is just trolling. - Userguy44
It's the opposite, otherwise it might depend... - BorisRule
Yeah The Beatles are Faster than Slayer (Sarcasm) - christangrant
This comment is the pinnacle of intellect and genius (of the wrong kind) if you ask me. - CrimsonShark10 Comments
A person is innocent until he/she is proven guilty. There was no evidence that Michael Jackson molested children. He was indicted for multiple counts, but was pleaded not guilty to all of them. But still, while he was never proven guilty to all of this, that doesn't mean that we can say he can still be considered as a good role model to kids. He had such strange behavior and him dangling a baby off of a balcony cannot be justified. - Misfire
Chill! I'm actually a fan of Michael Jackson. I don't hate him at all. I didn't believe he maliciously did that, but that still isn't the best thing to do... it isn't smart to hold your baby like that at 2-4 stories in the air. - Misfire
Don't see what's so wrong here because it was actually found that MJ was not a pedo. - DarkBoi-X
I heard he molested a child and dangled a baby off of a balcony. Not really things a great person would do. He was a fantastic singer and performer though. - PhoenixAura81
He has been found not guilty on all child molestation charges. And in terms of "dangling a baby off a balcony," the fans wanted to see his baby and in the moment he showed them. Also, all of his accusers have been proven to be not credible. One accuser was even caught in a recording admitting that he wanted to ruin his career and legacy. However, he has donated half a billion dollars to sick children and poor people and and to impoverished countries in Africa. He also had his own team of personal doctors and nurses taking care of sick children who couldn't afford to go to hospitals. Just saying. - RobertWisdom
He did have good music, but he was a child molester. Just because someone has good music it doesn't mean he has a good personality or morals. - WheresMyGuitarPick
Found not guilty on all charges in a court of law. And he showed his baby to his fans. He did not dangle a baby off a balcony. - RobertWisdom14 Comments
That was Beethoven. - BorisRule
I just found another comment about Mozart being deaf (alread added it to the list): "Come on guys he was deaf for christ aches give him respect". This is when YouTube wannabe-funnies write comments like "He performed the Four Seasons on saxophone in London while being deaf". Wait... I have also seen a comment stating he wrote the Four Seasons. - Alkadikce
*Insert facepalm emoji here* - RogerMcBaloney
Brilliant addition to this list, galaxyfox! Thanks! - Metal_Treasure1 Comment
I agree with this. If you can't perform the song you wrote then you and your song will be viewed as crap, but if you've got a good and talented band to perform this song in front of a live audience, then you'll be viewed as talented along with your band mates. - RogerMcBaloney
I think writing your own songs define only a part of it - BorisRule
This comment isn't wrong at all. An artist can be a terrible singer and write terrible songs. - RobertWisdom
I mean, this comment isn't wrong. Writing your songs is an indicator of talent, but it doesn't define it
The context of the comment matters: the author tried to excuse Led Zeppelin plagiarism and stated that they were still talented because "writing your own songs doesn't define talent" - Metal_Treasure3 Comments
AC/DC is hard rock, not metal. Also, please tell me actual metal bands were above AC/DC... - KingSlayer93316
AC/DC ain't no metal! - BorisRule
Really? Big Gun is the only metal song made by them - ToddHoward
Ironic. - Misfire2 Comments
Correct. Metal is a sub genre of pop. - Metal_Treasure
You are all wrong because metal is not music at all, so it isn't the subgenre of anything. - Alkadikce
At first it was now it's kind of it's own thing. - XxembermasterxX
It's a subgenre of rock! - Userguy44
Isn't it a genre of rock? - TuxIsAPerson5 Comments
Because he is one of the best thrash guitarists doesn't mean that he created it. Thrash metal existed before Megadeth existed. - Userguy44
This is the description for Best Megadeth Songs. Tens of people see it every day - Alkadikce
And he wrote every riff for Slayer, Exodus and Anthrax, and every lyrics for Nirvana, The Beastie Boys and he went back in time and wrote most of the Beatles songs, it's a fact. Deal with It haters.
Dave Mustaine is one of the greatest metal musicians ever but he didn't create Speed/Thrash Metal. By the way, these are 2 different metal subgenres but again, he didn't create them. - Metal_Treasure2 Comments
Whoever made this comment is a disgrace to Rock and Metal - christangrant
That's awful - DrayTopTens
Added by a pop fan. - Userguy44
Pop fans shouldn't be saying anything about metal before doing their research. - XxembermasterxX
A pretty original comment if you ask me :P.
Then again, saying Iron Maiden is a disgrace is the last thing I'd say for them. - CrimsonShark
In the future this list will be:
1. "metal is just screaming and bashing a guitar"
2. "metal is a bunch of noise that only idiots listen to"
3. "metal lyrics are usually cheesy"
4. "metal is just a mess of loud thundering drums and unremarkable guitar solos"
5. "metal is a bunch of devil worshipping pagans who burn churches and dress like a freak"
There are many ignorant metal hating comments, but they are too represented on this list. There are just as many ignorant comments about any genre. - Alkadikce
It just shows that metal hater comments are the most absurd and ignorant. In case you wonder, most of the metal items on this list were not added by me. Actually you added more metal items than anyone else. Why do you complain then? Some people are strange... - Metal_Treasure
"Cheesy" metal lyrics (as usual):
"Landmine has taken my sight, Taken my speech, Taken my hearing, Taken my arms, Taken my legs, Taken my soul, Left me with life in hell" (One - Metallica)
Not "cheesy" non-metal lyrics:
"Girl, you know I want your love; your love was handmade for some BODY like me! " (Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran) - Metal_Treasure
Yeah, the Metallica lyrics are SO cheesy and Ed's lyrics are SO real and captivating (all complete sarcasm, the Metallica lyrics are some of the greatest I've ever heard and the Ed Sheeran lyrics are some of the cheesiest and sappiest and that came from one of the worst songs I've ever heard). - PhoenixAura81
Every single music genre at least has some music artists that are cheesy. While Heavy Metal is no exception, most can normally be taken seriously. A lot of Power Metal and Symphonic Metal acts unfortunately tend to be quite cheesy at times. Those two genres are still good mind you.
But even then, the term "Cheesy" is incredibly subjective. - CrimsonShark
This item cracks me up every time I read it, although I've read it many times.
list- Top Ten Reasons Why Modern Pop is Better Than Metal - Metal_Treasure
Why is this item here? It is just an opinion. He/she still likes Queen, just not the most. - DrayTopTens
Again, an opinion. - Misfire
I think this is sort of subjective. Just saying.
It's their opinion5 Comments
About Nirvana? - Userguy44
Because Nirvana is the Second Coming? Kurt Cobain died for our taste in music and to invigorate the Grunge movement? THEY ARE GRUNGE?!
I mean, this post-fame is just ridiculous. I like some of their songs, but this over-glorification is a seminal example to show why Nirvana is overrated. Neither of the Grunge Big Four "invented" Grunge, they just helped in development and popularity for contemporary musicians and fans. I'd even argue that bands inspired by and derived from them, such as Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace are better.
In addition, Melvins and Green River deserve their reputation for laying the groundwork. And Soundgarden is the best example of Grunge's talent and fame. - CrimsonShark
It seems to me that this whole comment was made just to make people angry. No real grunge fan would say stuff like this. - Gg2000
What would be funnier than comments like this one? Keep 'em coming guys, we need fun! - Metal_Treasure3 Comments
There's not shame in being an idiot. - RogerMcBaloney
I'm a proud idiot then - yungstirjoey666
Whoever added that must like metal because he/she is a big idiot - DrayTopTens
This person most likely listens to lady Gaga. She likes Metallica.6 Comments
This was written by an ignorant metal hater and troll who confused Dio with Ozzy.
How do I know an anonymous comment was written by a certain "visitor"? It's factually inaccurate but attacks the metal community - fans and great musicians. Basically, a definition of troll comment - it's goal is simply to get an angry response and start pointless internet fights.
Well, I already added "an addled burnout" but then I decided that the entire sentence should be here. - Metal_Treasure
No they didn't. Iron Butterfly, King Crimson, and Deep Purple were all making prog metal years before Sabotage came out. - shadomatrix
One more red nightmare
Prog metal went along the lines of prog altogether, with most of its roots coming from bands like ELP and Atomic Rooster. Sabbath came quite a while after them.
Blood on the Dance Floor is more "appropriate" than Metallica. Only a troll or someone with mental issues would think that. - shadomatrix
That mediocre list was made by DCfnaf,and the comment too.
That came from a troll list, geniuses.
Haha! ALL metal music is made by devil worshipers and pop music is SO APPROPRIATE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 - PhoenixAura81
This is definitely about drugs. Don't do drugs kids. - shadomatrix
It's more like anti-drugs song, against drug dealers such as Buzzfeed. - BorisRule
It's an anti-drug song. Unfortunately a lot of people don't realise that. - Userguy44
The song is most certainly about drugs. It's an anti-drug song showing how drugs (Masters) are controlling the addicts (Puppets) and eventually kill the addicts. Turns out, the author of this comment is an idiot. By the way, if I correctly remember, I was the "idiot" who correctly added Master of Puppets to that list.
list - Top Ten Rock and Metal Songs About Drugs - Metal_Treasure
Calm down kiddos, it's just a joke. And this is coming from someone who likes some XXX songs - DarkBoi-X
You shouldn't joke about this... - Misfire
I don't even get this. - RobertWisdom
I'm not offended because I'm not a fan, but not all death jokes are funny. - Userguy4410 Comments
I know how to play the violin. Just put it to your neck, and pull the fiddle back and forward.
I know how to play electronic music. Just press some buttons.
I know how to play a trombone. Just blow in it and pull that stick on the bottom.
I know how to play TheTopTens. Just choose a topic and throw in a title and ten things from it. - Alkadikce
Well, atonal music is pretty cool. - JoLeKosovo
Um... I don't play guitars but even I know that isn't true. - Misfire
Ever heard of feeling in playing solos? Listen to Pink Floyd. - Userguy442 Comments
Grunge does have some Heavy Metal influence, but that doesn't cut it. Then again... - CrimsonShark
Since metal is not a subgenre of rock, we shouldn't be surprised. - Alkadikce
It's a mix of Alternative Rock and Hardcore Punk - DarkBoi-X
List - Top 10 Bands that Aren't Metal According to Encyclopaedia Metallum - Metal_Treasure
Wrong. Only Trump's damage to our country can be compared to 1941. - shadomatrix
Is this how far people can go over Bieber hate? - Userguy44
The Bieber hate is getting out of hand. I hate him too but still. - RoseWeasley
No, the holocaust is worse! - TopTenTed2 Comments
How do you worship Satan when you couldn't sell a single record? That makes zero sense. - Userguy44
Opinion. - Misfire
Yup, most Grunge "fans" literally worship Kurt Cobain, even though his lyrics look like they were written by a rebellious 13 year old girl.
A lot of these grunge fans listen to nirvana, Alice in chains, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam. They've probably never heard of The Melvins, Mother Love Bone, or Green River (The creators of Grunge.) - ryanrimmel
OK, Kurt is cool but he isn't even the best grunge singer. At least Chris Cornell and Layne Staley are better, that's for sure. And there are also better singers outside grunge. - Metal_Treasure
As much as I respect Nirvana, the other Grunge titans have superior vocalists. Hell, Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace have a better vocalist than Kurt Cobain, which is surprising considering both bands cite Nirvana as a major influence. - CrimsonShark8 Comments
Well you can go sit in a puddle.
Sure, I guess every garage-band employs symphonic orchestras, complex progressive compositions and complex overlapping vocal harmonies (sarcasm).
If Blind Guardian played "garage-band material", their garage must have been the size of an opera house. - Metal_Treasure
Blind Guardian is EPIC and is currently my second favorite band. - PhoenixAura81
And the one who wrote this even added Blind Guardian to my list "Top Ten Garage Rock Bands" how can be someone such biased?2 Comments
OH NO! THIS IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE READ! - MattAffterburner
I knew it! I knew that Misfire is an idiot! - Misfire
I'm sorry, but that did not make any sense.
BASTARD! BASTARD! - BorisRule
Awful elitist comment. - Userguy443 Comments
This has "troll comment" written all over it. - Gg2000
Nobody has ever said this. - RobertWisdom
Judging by the amount of the hate pop and the praise rock music gets on this site, we can expect more comments like this in the future as revenge. - Alkadikce
Wow! Dumb people exist! - Userguy441 Comment
Very common misconception. I wouldn't say its dumb, its just wrong. Its like saying that tomatoes are vegetables - ryanrimmel
They're hard rock. - PhoenixAura81
Not this argument again
You can find some Heavy Metal elements in their more heavier songs and they're sometimes even considered Glam Metal. I find them to be the best example of Hard Rock during the 80s, but some Heavy Metal traits can be found in some songs. - CrimsonShark3 Comments
No it isn't. - Soulstealer
LOL. Hardcore has always been a punk subgenre. Post-hardcore, too. Wiki article about Post-hardcore begins with "Post-hardcore is a punk rock music genre".
The comment "Post-hardcore is considered metal" is a reply to my comment on the list Top Ten Best Canadian Metal Bands - Metal_Treasure
Post hardcore is punk.It combines Hardcore and Post Punk. - DarkBoi-X
If you don't like his singing then that's fine. But to say that he doesn't have skills at all? That's too far. - Misfire
Sure, that's why Queen hired him to sing Freddie's songs live! Because they needed somebody with "no skills at all"... (sarcasm) - Metal_Treasure
Right on. Queen really has no good reason to hire a talented singer - ryanrimmel
If somebody doesn't like Adam Lambert, that's OK, it's their opinion. But to say that Adam doesn't have skills at all just because that person doesn't like him, is wrong. Because he DOES have incredible skills, whether you like him or not. By the way, I'm not a fan of his music but I admire his vocal skills. - Metal_Treasure
He's a good singer, but he doesn't fit in Queen. - Userguy44
Yes, Marc Martel fits much better. Check out the list Best Songs on Marc Martel's Impersonator - Metal_Treasure2 Comments
Michael would not appreciate what you said. I agree Michael's better, but if someone prefers Beatles to MJ, let them be. Also, Michael and Trump are more in common than the Beatles and Trump. The last thing is Michael Jackson's music is for everyone, not just black people. - BorisRule
I think you just referenced The Beatles without realizing it.
Lol - Misfire
I like both, but I think The Beatles are much better than Michael Jackson. - Stalin
I guess I'm a white supremacist who voted for Trump, then. - Misfire
I am not offended. I am angry at the other bigotedness of this quote. If this guy wants to do this on the internet he should face us like a man. - MattAffterburner3 Comments
She's at least better than Cardi B and Iggy Azalea. - Userguy44
To be honest it's their opinion, so I don't get how it's absurd. - Luckys
I mean, it's their opinion... - Misfire
I replied to this comment saying "Really? Explain "Stupid Hoe", "Anaconda", "Only", and "I Endorse These Strippers"." - allamassal5 Comments
Not sure if this is just an opinion or just having absurd reasons to find metal the worst genre. - Userguy44
You can't listen to a music genre without getting hate for it. You know, classical is boring, metal is satanic, rock is screaming, pop is generic, rap is about sex and drugs, dubstep is just noise and country is old men singing about beer and farms. Just according to the stereotypes, of course. - Alkadikce
I like how you gave reasons on why you disliked the other genres - yungstirjoey666
So... Pornogrind is better than Metal? Ugh... - CrimsonShark
For me it's debatable if pornogrind is metal or not. I personally think it's a punk subgenre because music is grindcore, which consists mostly of extreme punk. - Metal_Treasure6 Comments
Linkin Park are NU METAL! How are they rap rock? - wadkad
What the hell Breaking Benjamin and Skillet are not Rap Rock Bands at all. - Soulstealer
LiNkiNG paRK - Misfire
First of all, @galaxyfox is right: what is Linking Park? Second, why did he have to highlight classical? Rap-rock is minor genre compared to classical music. It should be above classical for these bands? Let me not tell which classical composers are better than the mentioned rap rock artists.
I could express myself without rap rock. And how would every band struggle without this genre? - Alkadikce
Ace of Spades is the only Motorhead song I know. - PhoenixAura81
At least Ace of Spades is a Motörhead song. Imagine the only song he knew by Motörhead was Smells Like Teen Spirit. - Alkadikce
I think this goes better with Nirvana, Metallica, and The Beatles. But still very accurate haha - ryanrimmel
LOL. - Metarock5 Comments
List - Greatest Tech/Extreme Prog Metal Bands; Item - Ne Obliviscaris.
To say this is like to say that Slayer aren’t thrash metal from any angle. I’m sure Ne Obliviscaris are definitely extreme progressive metal and they aren't "extreme" prog only from the angle of complete metal music illiteracy. More opinions: Encyclopaedia Metallum - Extreme Progressive Metal; Wiki - Extreme Metal, Progressive Metal; Metal Storm - Extreme Progressive Metal. Two Ne Obliviscaris’ albums even won the Metal Storm Award for Best Extreme Progressive Metal Album of the Year: Citadel (2014) and Urn (2017). The entire comment I’m talking about is one of the most ignorant and absurd metal comments ever. And based on this “profound” knowledge, the user put 2 great and eligible bands on dishonorable mentions, including Ne Obliviscaris, while in the top 10 - bands that aren’t eligible. - Metal_Treasure
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