Top 10 Most Ignorant and Absurd Music Comments On TheTopTensMetal_Treasure
The Top Ten
This would be my number one. I was absolutely stunned at the stupidity in this comment - ryanrimmel
Yeah The Beatles are Faster than Slayer (Sarcasm) - christangrant
Compare Stairway To Heaven to Master Of Puppets, which is faster? - Neonco31
It depends on the song - AnnieCallieV 6 Comments
This is so funny! Lol! I can't stop laughing! How are Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and One Direction "good Christian artists"?! Lol! They aren't even gospel, and Nicki and Justin are way too bad role models to make Christian music. Christian music has morals. - AnimeDrawer
This comment is just plain cringy. Because every metal musician is a Satanist who "screams about burning churches", right? And anyway, I'd like to know how Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Nicki Minaj are "good Christian music"... - Element119
Apparently, Nicki wants God's anaconda. - Zach808
Yeah, Stupid Hoe and Anaconda are definitely very religious songs and are good for your conscience. - AnimeDrawerV 14 Comments
Sure, I guess every garage-band employs full symphonic orchestras, complex progressive compositions and complex overlapping vocal harmonies (sarcasm). - Metal_Treasure
And the one who wrote this even added Blind Guardian to my list "Top Ten Garage Rock Bands" how can be someone such biased? - somekindofaguy
What? - AnnieCallie
@say10 RE "What! who said that? "
A visitor - the most obnoxious, most aggressive and, unfortunately, the most frequent visitor of this site. We call him "the troll" because he is one. He wrote probably over 1,000 dumb yet offensive comments only on my lists (because he hates metal but I make metal lists). Most of them got deleted by Admin because they were troll comments of the type that aimed at starting internet fights for no reason. And contained verbal bullying.
The best part: "the troll" is like 70 yo. Trolling the internet at this age... - Metal_Treasure
God I cringe at looking at that comment because it's a old Jeffery0206 comment I had no idea why I was in this damn mindset...
I love how the author defends this claim to death, but never gave one reason to support it. No reasons, no sources, no credibility - ryanrimmel
I didn't think it was, is it not? I see how it is but never though about it. 10/2/17 - EliHbk
It, technically is. It's hard rock, but heavier. - naFrovivuS
Wow. What's next? Singing on key doesn't define singing talent? I mean, how far somebody's biases can go...
The "insightful" comment I added to this list was written by a visitor trying to excuse Led Zeppelin plagiarism who didn't write all of their songs "alone".
And yes, it was written again by that 70 yo visitor we all know as "the troll". He isn't only a troll and cyberbully - he also wrote some of the dumbest comments on this site.
Item - Led Zeppelin (list - Most Overrated Hard Rock Artists) - Metal_Treasure
Sure, that's why Queen hired him to sing Freddie's songs live! Because they needed somebody with "no skills at all"... (sarcasm) - Metal_Treasure
Right on. Queen really has no good reason to hire a talented singer - ryanrimmel
That person did not like the artist. It's their opinion. Move on. - styLIShT
I think this is sort of subjective. Just saying.
It's their opinion - AnnieCallie
Freddie mercury a great singer. even if he isn't on top of my favorite singer. but he's a very talented singer - zxm
@visitor RE "I think this is sort of subjective. Just saying."
Not really. It's subjective only at the level of "like-dislike" - whether somebody likes or dislikes a singer's voice and genre s/he sings. I mean, people who don't like metal wouldn't appreciate even the greatest metal singers.
But it's actually sort of objective at the level of "good-bad" singer - to say if a singer is good or bad you have to make a breakdown and you see who's the better singer. Breakdowns clearly show the vocal abilities and Freddie beats all rock singers in a breakdown, i.e. he's the best. Example - Freddie VS Robert Plant:
1 Power - Freddie (i.e. Freddie voice is more powerful)
2 Range - Freddie (i.e. Freddie's range is bigger)
3 Volume Control - Freddie (i.e. Freddie's volume control is better)
4 Sustain - Freddie
5 Pitch - tie
6 Endurance - Freddie
7 Projection - Freddie
(you do this for about 20 criteria and see who does these things better, in this case Freddie takes ...more - Metal_Treasure
If you must insist on a computer-like analysis of this sort, then surely an opera singer like Luciano Pavarotti would beat Freddie Mercury. - Crwth
Octavarium - Dream Theater
I've said enough. - naFrovivuS
Very common misconception. I wouldn't say its dumb, its just wrong. Its like saying that tomatoes are vegetables - ryanrimmel
Even I know the difference! - Britgirl
The truth is: they are hard rock and not metal.
On top of that, this insightful comment on Guns N' Roses is placed in the Led Zeppelin comment section! - Metal_Treasure
Not this argument again - AnnieCallieV 2 Comments
Wow that's totally incorrect Venom invented Thrash Metal heck even Metallica and Slayer invented more than Megadeth did - christangrant
445956 - Queen made what I'd call a "Proto-Thrash" song with "Stone Cold Crazy". I don't think its Thrash Metal, but I do think the track plays a large foreshadowing due to how unconventional it was for its time. - CrimsonShark
And every other metal subgenre. - somekindofaguy
LOL, yes. Very similar to Black Sabbath fans - Black Sabbath invented all metal subgenres, including death metal, black metal, power metal, prog metal... LOL - Metal_Treasure
Megadeath is a poser band - AnnieCallie
Megadeth are not posers, they are thrash metal, they just didn't invent it. - christangrant
Megadeth fans often act like the Black Sabbath fans - both fanbases tend to say some really cringeworthy things. I've read many times that Black Sabbath invented all metal subgenres - from death metal to black metal, prog metal, power metal,... - Metal_Treasure
What about the Kazakhs that hate Dimash? Considering he's Kazakh. - isaaonrtdmtr
How is disliking a singer from a foreign country “racist”? You are not hating their skin color, just their music. - AnimeDrawer
I died of laughter when I saw this! Lol! Blink did influence many pop punk bands, but Blood On The Dancefloor!? HAHAA! How can Blink influence rubbish like BOTDF?! So Blink, an awesome, badass, and funny band that writes cool songs INFLUENCE pedophile behavior, ugly clown looks, and toilet sound music?! Lol! - AnimeDrawer
"I Heat Jackie Evan Cho" just cracks me up whenever I see it. The commentator has no basic knowledge about Jackie Evancho, which already defeats the intention of this comment. Also, "was"? Did Jackie Evancho pass away at one point? Its fine if you like Katy Perry, but before you make a comment expressing any area of distaste towards certain music artists, have something constructive to at the very least make your comment presentable, let alone have a good point. - CrimsonShark
The "best" comment ever - you know nothing about a singer but already hate (heat? ) her. And you can even say who's better!
I'm not their fan but I listen to everything just to be informed. - Metal_Treasure
Jackie Evan Cho is likely a better singer than Jackie Evancho. - naFrovivuS
Hate is spelled wrong. - lovefrombadlandsV 2 Comments
Comparing music artists is a waste of time. Freddie Mercury was his own uniqueness, plain and simple. Jim Morrison, Mick Jagger and Elvis Presley are all unique and influential in their own way. Let's be glad we have all four of them as inspirations and star icons for the music industry. - CrimsonShark
I totally agree with this statement. Sorry, but I find Freddie's voice to be nondescript. Jim, Mick, and Elvis are unmistakable. - Crwth
Of course he's not. He'd more or less be qualified to PACK their luggage. - isaaonrtdmtr
This statement is totally wrong - Freddie Mercury is able to sing all songs by these 3 singers but not vice versa.
Also, unfortunately Mick Jagger and Jim Morrison even sing out of tune... very often.
The comment was written by "the troll" (a certain visitor we all know) on the list Top 10 Most Overrated Singers In Rock. - Metal_Treasure
Laughable. The guy who wrote it is a metal hater and anonymous troll. I guess he confused Ozzy with Dio because this insightful statement was part of a comment on Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath. He didn't even know this was a Dio song but bothered to comment. - Metal_Treasure
It annoys me how you assume every comment you disagree with is written by a troll. Yes they may be stupid but it's not necessarily a troll
@_Jack_ RE "It annoys me how you assume every..."
It isn't what you think. I'm not assuming, I know exactly who wrote certain anonymous comments. He is a real troll and several people on this site know who he is and we can recognize his comments among millions of other comments.
I bet you would be annoyed even more if this particular troll and cyberbully was visiting each and every of your lists to write factually inaccurate yet insulting comments just because he hates what you like.
Oh, and excuse me, are you telling me that I have to agree that Dio is "an addled burnout"?
In fact, it was you who was assuming and this is annoying because you probably don't know anything about this "visitor" who is actually a cyberbully. But people who often make metal lists know his style very well. - Metal_Treasure
That's really mean - AnnieCallie
You know how they say "Don't judge a book by its cover"? - CloudInvasion
She's a big lady but has a pretty face. And who cares if she can sing like that? Adele definitely CAN sing. Again, I'm not her fan but I'm not deaf.
And I'm not biased (unlike some metal haters who refuse to admit that there are great singers in metal). - Metal_Treasure
Hey this comment is joking obviously. - SoldierOfFortune
This comment goes hand in hand with another one:
"You're all wrong. He's the vocalist for Black Flag."
When I read these comments I wrote:
"@visitors, the correct answer is - he's a bassist (Megadeth)."
And I even added an image.
By the way, this happened on the list "Best Metal Guitarists"! LOL. There aren't guitarists among them. - Metal_Treasure
I'm not surprised - the author of this comment thinks that Kanye West, Chris Brown and Jason Derulo are the singers with the best talent/voice of All Time! - Metal_Treasure
That's not true. You may not like her voice, but you can't deny that Adele has talent. - lovefrombadlands
Adele is extremely talented, her music just bores me - ryanrimmel
It's their opinion if they like it, I mean I personally think she's getting better with her latest single - Neonco31
List - "Best Female Singers of the 21st Century" - Metal_Treasure
I replied to this comment saying "Really? Explain "Stupid Hoe", "Anaconda", "Only", and "I Endorse These Strippers"." - allamassal
Nicki Minaj is the worst singer ever.She deserves the hate that she gets.If you like her you're most likely a pervert.-DarkBoi-XV 2 Comments
I can't blame the author, it's a common misconception. And I agree that Metallica is overrated. A huge part of their fan base can only name about 4 songs. Plus they haven't really put out any good material since 91 - ryanrimmel
AC/DC isn't even metal how can one confuse AC/DC with metal?
Metallica being overrated is true - EliHbk
I'm so confused - AnnieCallieV 5 Comments
@Billyv - I'm quite tolerant to different opinions and tastes, and I have to say that in this case it's not just my opinion or preference because I'm not a fan and I am completely unbiased. Just ask a vocal coach who is better. Without a doubt, the answer would be - Jackie. - Metal_Treasure
I'm not their fan but I'm not deaf: in what world is Katy better than Jackie Evancho? - Metal_Treasure
Shouldn't we just let people have their own opinion?
O my god who keeps adding this stuff?! - AnnieCallieV 1 Comment
Yup, most Grunge "fans" literally worship Kurt Cobain, even though his lyrics look like they were written by a rebellious 13 year old girl.
A lot of these grunge fans listen to nirvana, Alice in chains, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam. They've probably never heard of The Melvins, Mother Love Bone, or Green River (The creators of Grunge.) - ryanrimmel
As much as I respect Nirvana, the other Grunge titans have superior vocalists. Hell, Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace have a better vocalist than Kurt Cobain, which is surprising considering both bands cite Nirvana as a major influence. - CrimsonShark
OK, Kurt is cool but he isn't even the best grunge singer. At least Chris Cornell and Layne Staley are better, that's for sure. And there are also better singers outside grunge. - Metal_Treasure
Oh please, he probably isn't the best in GRUNGE. I myself prefer Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder. - naFrovivuSV 5 Comments
How do I know an anonymous comment was written by a certain "visitor"? It's factually inaccurate but attacks the metal community - fans and great musicians. Basically, a definition of troll comment - it's goal is simply to get an angry response and start pointless internet fights. - Metal_Treasure
Well, I already added "an addled burnout" but then I decided that the entire sentence should be here. Yeah, this was written by an ignorant metal hater who confused Dio with Ozzy. - Metal_Treasure
Why do people say that metal is so loud just turn down the volume - SoldierOfFortune
I am pretty sure that the metal song Wheel Of Time by Blind Guardian contains more music than any Drake song. So I don't think I need to "educate myself". Most probably the author of this comment needs to "educate" himself and should start with the fact that most of the metal songs aren't "screaming about killing people". - Metal_Treasure
Yeah well, Drake ain't that great either. His vocal and lyrical delivery is rather limited and much of his discography is mediocre at best. A much more better representative is Kendrick Lamar. And why are people's thoughts on Metal so backwards? - CrimsonShark
Metal is nothing but screaming? You've clearly never heard Judas Priest! - naFrovivuS
I don’t mind either genres, but hell no I’m not listening to Drake! - 3DG20V 4 Comments
Historically speaking, the original rock song that started the wave and brought in a new style was probably Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley, as it had a beat that hadn't been quite popularized yet, and was mostly found in jazz songs. - naFrovivuS
Ice Ice Baby is THE original hip hop song - somekindofaguy
It's not even all that "original." - CloudInvasion
Its one of them - SoldierOfFortuneV 1 Comment
I get what you mean but this doesn't annoy me too much. I think the person was just going by personal preference. Let's be real, 99% of the votes cast on this site are for personal preference. I don't think any harm was intended with this comment, at least when compared to some of the other examples. - IronSabbathPriest
Ozzy is at #6, which is already too disturbing. Moreover, he is higher than Axl Rose - #7, Freddie Mercury - #8, and so on. - Metal_Treasure
Why not? Ozzy 1, he's better than all modern metal/ metalcore singers, death metal, and black metal singers. Plus, he has a good voice. But Robby me boy is better - SoldierOfFortune
Loads of these are subjective, not stupidV 1 Comment
You can't be serious?
And I guess Evanescence is popular for that reason too. - naFrovivuS
That's not a nice thing to say. - lovefrombadlands
That's so sexist - AnnieCallieV 2 Comments
Yes, they would prove influential to Grunge's development and be a key factor in its popularity, but they seem to take more credit then they deserve, which leaves others like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam somewhat neglected, which is definitely not a good thing. Also noting that neither of the four invented Grunge at all, but they do deserve their recognition and influence for years to come. - CrimsonShark
"Poser" Nirvana fans are so ignorant that they think Nirvana invented grunge which isn't true Green River invented grunge and if you want to go further technically the Nile Song by Pink Floyd is a grunge song.
A "poser" Nirvana fan is a person who says they love Nirvana even though they have only heard the popular songs from Nevermind and think SLTS is the best song ever made and Nevermind is the best album ever made, typically they wear Nirvana shirts with their logo on them.
List: Best Grunge / Alternative Rock Bands - christangrant
Because Nirvana is the Second Coming? Kurt Cobain died for our taste in music and to invigorate the Grunge movement? THEY ARE GRUNGE?!
I mean, this post-fame is just ridiculous. I like some of their songs, but this over-glorification is a seminal example to show why Nirvana is overrated. Neither of the Grunge Big Four "invented" Grunge, they just helped in development and popularity for contemporary musicians and fans. I'd even argue that bands inspired by and derived from them, such as Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace are better.
In addition, Melvins and Green River deserve their reputation for laying the groundwork. And Soundgarden is the best example of Grunge's talent and fame. - CrimsonShark
What would be funnier than comments like this one? Keep 'em coming guys, we need fun! - Metal_Treasure
People like this usually don't even know what words like I.Q. means. - somekindofaguy
I couldn't post the whole comment so heres the rest of it the part that made me put this on the list
"But still to vote for anyone before voting for Nirvana shows you lack of an I.Q".
So apparently everyone who votes for anything but Nirvana on that list is a moron, once again a reason why Nirvana is so overrated and they didn't begin grunge music Green River Did so if anything the person who made this comment is a moron who lacks musical knowledge
List Best Grunge Bands item: Nirvana - christangrant
What's (not) funny about this is that people hated Michael for his child molesting, and then when he died all of a sudden some of those people think he was amazing without looking back at what they said about him before. - NuMetalManiak
I need some serious facts in support of this. I couldn't say he was a good role model. - Metal_Treasure
If child molestation made you a bad person, then I guess wed have no good people - ryanrimmel
He was an amazing performer, not an amazing person... - 3DG20V 2 Comments
Well I do agree, they're all overrated blondes. - naFrovivuS
I think "Raining Blood" is overrated (I prefer "Angel of Death" and "Hell Awaits"). But this comment is barely presentable, let alone having a built point. First off, "Raining Blood" is Thrash Metal (Though it is a big influence and a reminisce on Death Metal) and is normally seen as a Metal Anthem (I sometimes jam about on it). - CrimsonShark
1st of all it isn't Death Metal 2nd, No Feeling at all uh wrong it gives you a feeling of something called ADRENALINE and 3rd, It's not disgraceful to music because it was considered by many to be one of the best Thrash songs of all time
List Worst Guitar Hero Songs (a very bad list I might add) - christangrant
LOL, without a doubt, Helter Skelter is still the best metal song ever! LOL LOL LOL - Metal_Treasure
List Best Metal songs, it shouldn't even be on the list and at where it was at (28) is sickening.
1. The song isn't metal at all, It's hard rock
2. It didn't invent metal because its not metal.
3. This proves how ignorant the Beatles fanbase are they think they invented metal music and rock music as well when they did neither.
it's a shame because I like this song my favorite from the Beatles. - christangrant
I think this goes better with Nirvana, Metallica, and The Beatles. But still very accurate haha - ryanrimmel
@Britgirl - thanks for adding this. Excellent! Even the song title is wrong (Spade? S? ) - Metal_Treasure
What? This made me laugh very much :D - somekindofaguy
You could replace Motörhead and Ace of Spade[s] with pretty much any song and artist and it'd still sound stupid. - naFrovivuS
They do (or did) have a really good vocalist in Adam Gontier, who did make the band unique compared to other Hard Alternative acts. There are differences between each Hard Alternative bands, though they can be difficult to notice. - CrimsonShark
God I hate a lot of my old comments on my old account I said a lot of stupid rubbish.
Even though they sound just like any other alternative/post grunge band - ryanrimmel
Without a doubt, THE most unique. - somekindofaguyV 2 Comments
... but AC/DC are classified as metal? LOL - Metal_Treasure
Whoever made this comment is a disgrace to Rock and Metal - christangrant
So... Pornogrind is better than Metal? Ugh... - CrimsonShark
Apparently the whole item isn't showing up, so this is a comment on metal on the worst music genres list. - Element119
So the guy technically hates music... - somekindofaguy
Dave Mustaine is one of the greatest metal musicians ever but he didn't create Speed/Thrash Metal. By the way, these are 2 different metal subgenres but again, he didn't create them. - Metal_Treasure
And he wrote every riff for Slayer, Exodus and Anthrax, and every lyrics for Nirvana, The Beastie Boys and he went back in time and wrote most of the Beatles songs, it's a fact. Deal with It haters. - somekindofaguy
You can call him a god of thrash metal, cause he certainly is one of the greatest guitarists I've ever seen in metal - ryanrimmel
Quite the contrary actually. Megadeth is actually the least influential out of the Thrash Big Four as outside of setting up a huge standard for Thrash Metal and developing a respectable community and recognition for its music and lyrics, there's not much to pick out in terms of setting up something in the future. Metallica branched out Metal's popularity and would be a major factor in keeping mainstream Metal relevant during the 1990s, Slayer would be seen as a big influence for Extreme Metal and Anthrax would influence Rap Metal and Nu Metal during the mid-late 1990s.
In addition, neither of the four "Invented" Thrash Metal. That owing goes to Venom. Although Mustaine can be considered one of Metal's greatest guitarists, I can't take that back. - CrimsonShark
His Beatles song "Yesterday" has been covered by over 2,200 different artists. He has collectively sold 700+ records (with The Beatles and solo). To say he isn't talented is beyond stupid, nobody will ever be as successful as him in the music world - ryanrimmel
Thanks Billyv - this comment deserves to be on this list. He probably isn't the best singer ever but to say that he "can't sing very well" is ridiculous. - Metal_Treasure
Of course Fifth Harmony suck, but the comment here makes no sense. - Swellow
I'm not gonna side with the commenter because it's about an artist I hate, I'm going against it because I'm a proud grammar police officer and state that this sentence misuses subjects and predicates. - naFrovivuS
Ok, this doesn't make sense. But Fifth Harmony is bad since Camila quit. - lovefrombadlands
I guess it's under one of my lists - somekindofaguy
It's wrong from many viewpoints. - Metal_Treasure
What host? - AnnieCallie
List: Best Thrash Metal Albums
This album Thrash Metal? LOL if it is Thrash then its just ripoffs of Metallica and Megadeth songs plus is this album even metal? Its more Hard Rock if you ask me also who is the Host? This Host guy obviously knows nothing about metal - christangrant
Freddie Mercury has to be a mutant if he had about 8 octaves. Well, the most octaves recorded on a single person is a Brazilian man who has 10 octaves, but even then, singers barely hit 6 octaves either way. Mercury had about 4, which is still a rare feat. - CrimsonShark
His octave range is still pretty outstanding, but almost no one can sing 8 octaves. - 3DG20
He's one of my favorite singers too. But really? 8 octaves! - zxm
This album prog? LOLOLOLOL it's not prog at all and it surly didn't invent it another reason why beatles fans are so ignorant.
List best Beatles albums - christangrant
What can I say? LOOOL - Metal_Treasure
Black Flag has never had a member with this name. And they are not a metal band. The list is "Best Metal Guitarists" (Dave is currently at #58). - Metal_Treasure
Forgot to mention David Ellefson of Megadeth is a bassist, not even a guitarist. - Metal_Treasure
But Boogie Chillen' by JLH is the best composed and most progressive song ever... agree - somekindofaguy
The statement that Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden is hard rock and not metal is as true as all the rest in this sentence. - Metal_Treasure
Is this really the best Queen line? I mean, it's a song title and not even a line, LOL. - Metal_Treasure
Honestly nu metal is like its own genre so I guess they could be called nu metal heads
This item wasn't added by me - the comment isn't absurd or ignorant. This comment wasn't written by me but I myself often write the first sentence which is accurate - yes, according to Encyclopaedia Metallum these bands aren't metal and I personally agree with that.
I wouldn't write the 2nd sentence although I think it's true, too, because it’s logical. - Metal_Treasure
Why would you make a list about something you don't know about? - lovefrombadlands
(list - Best Death Songs with Which to Shock Mainstream Pop Fans).
Shortly, the autor of this list had not listened to Death songs but made a list about them... No wonder she put Voice of the Soul at #2 - a soft instrumental that wouldn't shock anyone. - Metal_Treasure
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2. "Rock is a lot faster than metal."
3. "Ok name me one good metal song why because there are no good metal songs"
2. "No skills at all!" - about Adam Lambert
3. "she's got an ugly voice" - about Adele
2. "Garage-band material" - about Blind Guardian
3. "Metal music is not a sub genre of rock."