Top 10 Most Ignorant and Absurd Music Comments On TheTopTens


The Top Ten

1 "I heat Jackie Evan Cho I didn't even know who she was katy is the best" - about Jackie Evancho and Katy Perry

"I Heat Jackie Evan Cho" just cracks me up whenever I see it. The commentator has no basic knowledge about Jackie Evancho, which already defeats the intention of this comment. Also, "was"? Did Jackie Evancho pass away at one point? Its fine if you like Katy Perry, but before you make a comment expressing any area of distaste towards certain music artists, have something constructive to at the very least make your comment presentable, let alone have a good point. - CrimsonShark

The "best" comment ever - you know nothing about a singer but already hate (heat? ) her. And you can even say who's better! I'm not their fan but I listen to everything just to be informed. - Metal_Treasure

Oh my god this comment is a work of art. I want to get it framed on my wall. - Atham

That grammar though. - Userguy44

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2 "Why does everyone like metal? It's just some satanic dudes screaming about burning churches. You should listen to some good Christian music like Justin Beiber, One Direction, and Nikki Minaj. Not that satanist crap like Metallica, Korn, and Slayer."

This is so funny! Lol! I can't stop laughing! How are Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and One Direction "good Christian artists"?! Lol! They aren't even gospel, and Nicki and Justin are way too bad role models to make Christian music. Christian music has morals.

I (not joking) fell off my seat giggling when I read this, partially because the user thinks those singers are Christian, and also Justin Bieber sucks. Anyway, this might've been a mistake so I don't want to define the user as a bad user, just that I found the comment hilarious to read. - MaxAurelius

Firstly, Metal is NOT "some satanic dudes screaming about burning churches". Look up any metal song, their lyrics would come up, and there is over a 99.5% chance you will NOT get anything about what you just said. Secondly, how is Nikki Minaj good Christian music? The other two aren't either, as Christian music, I believe, is about being Christian, and it is all gospel. Those three artists are NOTHING like it. Even Christian music is better than those three. I'm starting to think this is a troll. And no, I am not satanic. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Apparently, Nicki wants God's anaconda. - Zach808

What. - SirSheep

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3 "The haters of Dimash are all racist" - about Dimash Kudaibergen

No they're not

For the one who wrote this comment, check the Most Hated Countries list. That's the very "best" of REAL racism. - Alkadikce

What about the Kazakhs that hate Dimash? Considering he's Kazakh.

Dumbass sjws

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4 "Ugly, fat, can't sing" - about Adele

She's a big lady but has a pretty face. And who cares how she looks like if she can sing? Yes, Adele definitely CAN sing. Again, I'm not her fan but I'm not deaf.
And I'm not biased (unlike some metal haters who refuse to admit that there are great singers in metal). - Metal_Treasure

While I'm not a fan of her music, she has a great voice, and looks and voice have almost NOTHING to do with each other. Yeah, she's fat, but have you heard her voice? If you don't like it, that's your opinion, and that's fine, but what does that have to do with her being fat? - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

That's really mean

Whether you like her or not, she is an excellent singer with a very wide vocal range. And this is coming from a metalhead who loves Cannibal Corpse. - WheresMyGuitarPick

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5 the Gods of extreme METAL! - About Black Sabbath

Black Sabbath isn't extreme metal so how are they gods of it?

List: Most Important Bands in Metal History - christangrant

That would be The Beatles - DarkBoi-X

Black Sabbath isn't even extreme metal. - DarkBoi-X

HAHAHFIGIWBASJVBIEB EXTREME METAL? Nope! Metal pioneers, sure, but EXTREME METAL? Listen to Infant Annihilator and change your mind. - galaxyfox

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6 "No one likes lame metal music. Compared to metal, Breadwinners is 100000000x times better."-about Pink Floyd

Really? Falling for such an obvious troll?

*dies laughing*

Umm... no - KingSlayer93316

Pink Floyd metal? - Userguy44

And this list was made by the one and only BarneyTheDinosaurRocks. - galaxyfox

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7 "Rock is a lot faster than metal."

Yeah The Beatles are Faster than Slayer (Sarcasm) - christangrant

This would be my number one. I was absolutely stunned at the stupidity in this comment - ryanrimmel

Compare Stairway To Heaven to Master Of Puppets, which is faster? - Neonco31

Yeah, Master of Puppets is about 220 beats per minute (that's FAST) and Stairway to Heaven is 82 beats per minute. Yeah, Master of Puppets is LEAGUES faster and better than Stairway to Heaven. Stairway to Heaven isn't even that good whereas Master of Puppets is one of the greatest songs of ALL TIME in my opinion! - PhoenixAura81

What to whoever wrote this. Simon and Garfunkel. Led Zeppelin (ie going to California, stairway to heaven, BronYAur, etc). Beatles. So many other artists. With the exception of Metallica’s Fade To Black, metal is hella fast. I don’t know if that person who wrote this listen to rock or metal. Also don’t forget that metal is a subgenre of rock. - galaxyfox

There are many slow metal songs actually. A lot of slow metal songs are actually awesome. - PhoenixAura81

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8 "Megadeth invented thrash metal"

Metallica and Slayer released their debut albums in 1983.

Megadeth released its debut album in 1985.

Venom released Welcome to Hell in 1981. And speaking of which, Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer were all influenced by Venom, and Metallica even toured with them.

So, Welcome to Hell, Kill em' All and Show No Mercy are not Thrash Metal?! For God's sake, Megadeth isn't even close to have invented, or at least set up an example for a future subgenre, unlike Metallica, Slayer and even Anthrax. This comment is as hilarious as it doesn't make any sense! - CrimsonShark

Wow that's totally incorrect Venom invented Thrash Metal heck even Metallica and Slayer invented more than Megadeth did - christangrant

445956 - Queen made what I'd call a "Proto-Thrash" song with "Stone Cold Crazy". I don't think its Thrash Metal, but I do think the track plays a large foreshadowing due to how unconventional it was for its time. - CrimsonShark

And every other metal subgenre.

LOL, yes. Very similar to Black Sabbath fans - Black Sabbath invented all metal subgenres, including death metal, black metal, power metal, prog metal... LOL - Metal_Treasure

It was Venom! - Userguy44

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9 "Metal sucks it's nothing but screaming about killing people, I'm surprised you people even call it music. You guys need to listen to some Drake and educate yourselves."

I am pretty sure that the metal song Wheel Of Time by Blind Guardian contains more music than any Drake song. So I don't think I need to "educate myself". Most probably the author of this comment needs to "educate" himself and should start with the fact that most of the metal songs aren't "screaming about killing people". - Metal_Treasure

Yeah well, Drake ain't that great either. His vocal and lyrical delivery is rather limited and much of his discography is mediocre at best. A much more better representative is Kendrick Lamar. And why are people's thoughts on Metal so backwards? - CrimsonShark

And plus, drake created the most cancerous song of all time: In My Feelings. - IceFoxPlayz

Metal is nothing but screaming? You've clearly never heard Judas Priest!

This person doesn't respect opinions, obviously. - TuxIsAPerson

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10 "Ok name me one good metal song why because there are no good metal songs"

Master of Puppets, Hallowed Be Thy Name, Fade to Black, One, And Then There Was Silencd. Need I say anymore? - PhoenixAura81

One. There is more than One, but One is the best. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Iron man, paranoid, master of puppets, sanitarium, one, almost every pantera song ever, I stand alone, like dude. - AnimeniacABC1

A sheltered soccer mom said this - Nonpointed

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The Newcomers

? "I Like Turtles I Don't Like Michael Jackson" - About Michael Jackson

Just when you thought comments couldn't get any more get this. - galaxyfox


? ''Rock Music is just Screaming''

I can't even say anything about the stupidity of this comment - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

I'm dying of laughing! Stupidity at its finest here. - Userguy44

More like metal - oh and metal isn't really my taste deal with it.

The Contenders

11 "Nirvana Invented Grunge"

"Poser" Nirvana fans are so ignorant that they think Nirvana invented grunge which isn't true Green River invented grunge and if you want to go further technically the Nile Song by Pink Floyd is a grunge song.

A "poser" Nirvana fan is a person who says they love Nirvana even though they have only heard the popular songs from Nevermind and think SLTS is the best song ever made and Nevermind is the best album ever made, typically they wear Nirvana shirts with their logo on them.

List: Best Grunge / Alternative Rock Bands - christangrant

Yes, they would prove influential to Grunge's development and be a key factor in its popularity, but they seem to take more credit then they deserve, which leaves others like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam somewhat neglected, which is definitely not a good thing. Also noting that neither of the four invented Grunge at all, but they do deserve their recognition and influence for years to come. - CrimsonShark

Have you listened to Green River or Mother Love Bone? - KingSlayer93316

Ever heard of Green River? - Metal_Treasure

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12 "Freddie Mercury had a vocal range around 8 octaves" - about Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury has to be a mutant if he had about 8 octaves. Well, the most octaves recorded on a single person is a Brazilian man who has 10 octaves, but even then, singers barely hit 6 octaves either way. Mercury had about 4, which is still a rare feat. - CrimsonShark

His octave range is still pretty outstanding, but almost no one can sing 8 octaves. - 3DG20

He's one of my favorite singers too. But really? 8 octaves! - zxm

He had 4 octave, but he was amazing with his power and his very fast vibrato (faster than Pavarotti's). Not only the octaves matters.

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13 "More like they die from a gunshot, amirite?" - about XXXTentacion - Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares

Yeah, I might've overreacted when this first surfaced. Still, not a very witty joke in my eyes.

I'm not his fan but nobody's death is good. I also hate when people say Justin Bieber should die, although I'm not his fan either. - Metal_Treasure

Oh my god this was so rude!

Um - oneshot

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14 "he was an AMAZING person" - about Michael Jackson

What's (not) funny about this is that people hated Michael for his child molesting, and then when he died all of a sudden some of those people think he was amazing without looking back at what they said about him before. - NuMetalManiak

I need some serious facts in support of this. I couldn't say he was a good role model. - Metal_Treasure

I heard he molested a child and dangled a baby off of a balcony. Not really things a great person would do. He was a fantastic singer and performer though. - PhoenixAura81

Watch Leaving Neverland when it comes out. Then see if he was still an AMAZING person

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15 "I have not listened to their songs [Death] but I have heard of the band. I am much more of a mainstream pop fangirl." - list description to a list this author made about the band Death

Why would you make a list about something you don't know about?

(list - Best Death Songs with Which to Shock Mainstream Pop Fans).
Shortly, the autor of this list had not listened to Death songs but made a list about them... No wonder she put Voice of the Soul at #2 - a soft instrumental that wouldn't shock anyone. - Metal_Treasure

16 "Writing your own songs doesn't define talent"

I mean, this comment isn't wrong. Writing your songs is an indicator of talent, but it doesn't define it

The context of the comment matters: the author tried to excuse Led Zeppelin plagiarism who wrote many of "their songs" with the help of ripped off parts from other artists. - Metal_Treasure

So Bob Dylan has no talent? So funny. - Userguy44

It defines talent to a certain level. Maybe not performance ability, but definitely writing ability.

Wow. What's next? Singing on key doesn't define singing talent? I mean, how far somebody's biases can go...
The "insightful" comment I added to this list was written by a visitor trying to excuse Led Zeppelin plagiarism who didn't write all of their songs "alone".
And yes, it was written again by that 70 yo visitor we all know as "the troll". He isn't only a troll and cyberbully - he also wrote some of the dumbest comments on this site.
Item - Led Zeppelin (list - Most Overrated Hard Rock Artists) - Metal_Treasure

17 "Garage-band material" - about Blind Guardian

Sure, I guess every garage-band employs symphonic orchestras, complex progressive compositions and complex overlapping vocal harmonies (sarcasm).
If Blind Guardian played "garage-band material", their garage must have been the size of an opera house. - Metal_Treasure

And the one who wrote this even added Blind Guardian to my list "Top Ten Garage Rock Bands" how can be someone such biased?

Blind Guardian is EPIC and is currently my second favorite band. - PhoenixAura81

Well you can go sit in a puddle.

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18 "Metal music is not a sub genre of rock."

I love how the author defends this claim to death, but never gave one reason to support it. No reasons, no sources, no credibility - ryanrimmel

It, technically is. It's hard rock, but heavier.

God I cringe at looking at that comment because it's a old Jeffery0206 comment I had no idea why I was in this damn mindset...

Isn't it a genre of rock? - TuxIsAPerson

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19 "Iron Maiden is a disgrace to rock and metal"

Whoever made this comment is a disgrace to Rock and Metal - christangrant

He/She who made the comment is a disgrace to Human Kind. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

Added by a pop fan. - Userguy44

*gasp* CURSES! Curses to whoever said this! - galaxyfox

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20 "Metal lyrics are usually cheesy"

"Cheesy" metal lyrics (as usual):
"Landmine has taken my sight, Taken my speech, Taken my hearing, Taken my arms, Taken my legs, Taken my soul, Left me with life in hell" (One - Metallica)
Not "cheesy" non-metal lyrics:
"Girl, you know I want your love; your love was handmade for some BODY like me! " (Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran) - Metal_Treasure

Yeah, the Metallica lyrics are SO cheesy and Ed's lyrics are SO real and captivating (all complete sarcasm, the Metallica lyrics are some of the greatest I've ever heard and the Ed Sheeran lyrics are some of the cheesiest and sappiest and that came from one of the worst songs I've ever heard). - PhoenixAura81

Every single music genre at least has some music artists that are cheesy. While Heavy Metal is no exception, most can normally be taken seriously. A lot of Power Metal and Symphonic Metal acts unfortunately tend to be quite cheesy at times. Those two genres are still good mind you.

But even then, the term "Cheesy" is incredibly subjective. - CrimsonShark

Yeah, Cannibal Corpse is SUCH a cheesy band. - CloudInvasion

This item cracks me up every time I read it, although I've read it many times.
list- Top Ten Reasons Why Modern Pop is Better Than Metal - Metal_Treasure

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21 "They began the grunge music, they are grunge, they should be number 1, shows how many morons there are that they're not. To even vote for the Alice in Chains makes you a moron, not as dumb as the 3% that voted for the Melvins and their back stabbing..."

Because Nirvana is the Second Coming? Kurt Cobain died for our taste in music and to invigorate the Grunge movement? THEY ARE GRUNGE?!

I mean, this post-fame is just ridiculous. I like some of their songs, but this over-glorification is a seminal example to show why Nirvana is overrated. Neither of the Grunge Big Four "invented" Grunge, they just helped in development and popularity for contemporary musicians and fans. I'd even argue that bands inspired by and derived from them, such as Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace are better.

In addition, Melvins and Green River deserve their reputation for laying the groundwork. And Soundgarden is the best example of Grunge's talent and fame. - CrimsonShark

What would be funnier than comments like this one? Keep 'em coming guys, we need fun! - Metal_Treasure

It seems to me that this whole comment was made just to make people angry. No real grunge fan would say stuff like this. - Gg2000

About Nirvana? - Userguy44

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22 "Guns N' Roses is a metal band not hard rock"

Very common misconception. I wouldn't say its dumb, its just wrong. Its like saying that tomatoes are vegetables - ryanrimmel

Even I know the difference! - Britgirl

You can find some Heavy Metal elements in their more heavier songs and they're sometimes even considered Glam Metal. I find them to be the best example of Hard Rock during the 80s, but some Heavy Metal traits can be found in some songs. - CrimsonShark

They're hard rock. - PhoenixAura81

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23 "Metallica are just overrated! They are not even near AC/DC and I'm a Metallica fan but still AC/DC were the ONES that gave metal a whole new dimension!"

AC/DC isn't even metal how can one confuse AC/DC with metal?

I can't blame the author, it's a common misconception. And I agree that Metallica is overrated. A huge part of their fan base can only name about 4 songs. Plus they haven't really put out any good material since 91 - ryanrimmel

Load and Reload are pretty good and Death Magnetic and Hardwired... to Self-Destruct are AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

Why would you call a band that you like "overrated? " That person said, "Metallica are just overrated! " Sounds like they're angry. Also, AC/DC is early metal, but not the ones that gave metal a new "dimension", which is not the correct word. - galaxyfox

I think it was written by a Metallica hater. Also AC/DC have never been metal. - Metal_Treasure

One does not simply confuse AC/DC with metal. - PhoenixAura81

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24 "Freddie Mercury was good, but definitely not one of the best rock singers of all time"

I think this is sort of subjective. Just saying.

It's their opinion

Actually he was one of the best. Great songwriter and pianist as well. - PhoenixAura81

I respect this opinion, but Freddie had a unique voice. He’s definitely up there with the best. If not, who are better than him? - Userguy44

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25 I am absolutely disgusted and offended by the devil worshipers who make this bad music! This is why I stick to pop music. Not only is it far more creative, but it's much more appropriate! - Top Ten Biggest Reasons Metal is Awful

That mediocre list was made by DCfnaf,and the comment too.

That came from a troll list, geniuses.

DC was trolling when he made that list. It should be obvious. - CloudInvasion

26 If this song isn't everyone's favorite song then it's severely underrated. - about Stairway to Heaven

Lets face it. It's not a bad song, but it's terribly overrated. Led Zeppelin has much better songs right? - Userguy44

*Facepalm*... Oh god... Led Zeppelin fans are really some of the worst music fans. - Metal_Treasure

Ok, now is official,Led Zeppelin fans are the worst fans in music. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

Hey I’m a big fan of Led Zeppelin, but I really disagree with this statement. I think that people should be allowed to like and listen the songs and music that they like. It’s all down to your personal opinion.

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27 "No skills at all!" - about Adam Lambert

Sure, that's why Queen hired him to sing Freddie's songs live! Because they needed somebody with "no skills at all"... (sarcasm) - Metal_Treasure

Right on. Queen really has no good reason to hire a talented singer - ryanrimmel

If somebody doesn't like Adam Lambert, that's OK, it's their opinion. But to say that Adam doesn't have skills at all just because that person doesn't like him, is wrong. Because he DOES have incredible skills, whether you like him or not. By the way, I'm not a fan of his music but I admire his vocal skills. - Metal_Treasure

He's a good singer, but he doesn't fit in Queen. - Userguy44

Yes, Marc Martel fits much better. Check out the list Best Songs on Marc Martel's Impersonator - Metal_Treasure

Adam Lambert is AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

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28 "What? Please! Dave Ellefson is a damn keyboardist, simpletons!"

Hey this comment is joking obviously. - SoldierOfFortune

Sarcastic comment, I'm assuming.

This comment goes hand in hand with another one:
"You're all wrong. He's the vocalist for Black Flag."
When I read these comments I wrote:
"@visitors, the correct answer is - he's a bassist (Megadeth)."
And I even added an image.
By the way, this happened on the list "Best Metal Guitarists"! LOL. There aren't guitarists among them. - Metal_Treasure

29 "Only idiots like metal"

Oh... Really? Some of the "idiots" who like metal include:
Stephen King, Sir Christopher Lee, Prince Harry, Chris Jericho, Dave Grohl, Kenny G., Beck, Sage Kotsenburg (Olympic gold medalist), to name a few. - Metal_Treasure

I LOVE metal and I'm not THAT big of an idiot. - PhoenixAura81

What? This can't be serious! - Userguy44

I like metal, and my IQ is 108. My IQ is not terrible - KingSlayer93316

30 "Metal is a bunch of nonsense. It's all just a bunch of useless screaming. Metal fans are a bunch of losers with mental problems who actually think this garbage takes talent to make."

So this person thinks if you like metal, you're a loser with mental problems, let alone the rest of this comment. This is one of the worst comments I've seen on this site. - Element119

No, there is barely screaming unless it's supposed to be that for aggressiveness. Metal fans are great people (I'm a huge metal fan and I'm not that bad). And metal musicians (most of them) have INCREDIBLE talent. - PhoenixAura81

I guess such things about metal are written by people who think that screamo and emo are metal when they aren't. Blood on the Dance Floor and the like aren't metal. - Metal_Treasure

Me(n)tal. That's a serious typo. - Alkadikce

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31 "he is not qualified to carry Jim Morrison, Mick Jagger, or Elvis Presley's luggage" - about Freddie Mercury

Comparing music artists is a waste of time. Freddie Mercury was his own uniqueness, plain and simple. Jim Morrison, Mick Jagger and Elvis Presley are all unique and influential in their own way. Let's be glad we have all four of them as inspirations and star icons for the music industry. - CrimsonShark

I totally agree with this statement. Sorry, but I find Freddie's voice to be nondescript. Jim, Mick, and Elvis are unmistakable. - Crwth

I do not agree with this statement at all.

Of course he's not. He'd more or less be qualified to PACK their luggage.

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32 "an addled burnout" - about Ronnie James Dio

Laughable. The guy who wrote it is a metal hater and anonymous troll. I guess he confused Ozzy with Dio because this insightful statement was part of a comment on Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath. He didn't even know this was a Dio song but bothered to comment. - Metal_Treasure

It annoys me how you assume every comment you disagree with is written by a troll. Yes they may be stupid but it's not necessarily a troll

@_Jack_ RE "It annoys me how you assume every..."
It isn't what you think. I'm not assuming, I know exactly who wrote certain anonymous comments. He is a real troll and several people on this site know who he is and we can recognize his comments among millions of other comments.
I bet you would be annoyed even more if this particular troll and cyberbully was visiting each and every of your lists to write factually inaccurate yet insulting comments just because he hates what you like.
Oh, and excuse me, are you telling me that I have to agree that Dio is "an addled burnout"?
In fact, it was you who was assuming and this is annoying because you probably don't know anything about this "visitor" who is actually a cyberbully. But people who often make metal lists know his style very well. - Metal_Treasure

33 "Rock singers like like Robert Plant, Steven Tyler, Phil Collins, Jim Morrison, Axl Rose, Vince Neil, and Freddie Mercury have weird singing voices. At least singers/rappers like Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, and Drake actually sound good."

This has "troll comment" written all over it. - Gg2000

Wow! Dumb people exist! - Userguy44

Judging by the amount of the hate pop and the praise rock music gets on this site, we can expect more comments like this in the future as revenge. - Alkadikce

List - Reasons Pop and Rap are Better Than Rock
item - Better singing voices
(I think this is a troll list, and respectively - a troll comment, but I can't be sure. I've seen many music lists that weren't troll lists but were so bad that looked like troll lists - this happens when the author knows nothing about the subject of his/her list) - Metal_Treasure

34 "Post-hardcore is considered metal"

LOL. Hardcore has always been a punk subgenre. Post-hardcore, too. Wiki article about Post-hardcore begins with "Post-hardcore is a punk rock music genre".
The comment "Post-hardcore is considered metal" is a reply to my comment on the list Top Ten Best Canadian Metal Bands - Metal_Treasure

Post hardcore is punk.It combines Hardcore and Post Punk. - DarkBoi-X

35 "Rap rock should be ahead of classical. We got, linking park, Hollywood undead, skillet, breaking benjamin. With out rap rock we wouldn't be able to express ourselves and the bands struggled like us and help us move on."

First of all, @galaxyfox is right: what the heck is Linking Park? Second, why did he have to highlight classical? Rap-rock is minor genre compared to classical music. It should be above classical for these bands? Let me not tell which classical composers are better than the mentioned rap rock artists.

I could express myself without rap rock. And how would every band struggle without this genre? - Alkadikce

Linking Park? - galaxyfox

Breaking benjamin? rap rock? really? - TuxIsAPerson

What about RATM? - Userguy44

36 "I think she deserves to be in top 20 at least. I mean she's good." - about Nicki Minaj

I replied to this comment saying "Really? Explain "Stupid Hoe", "Anaconda", "Only", and "I Endorse These Strippers"." - allamassal

It's their opinion if they like it, I mean I personally think she's getting better with her latest single - Neonco31

List - "Best Female Singers of the 21st Century" - Metal_Treasure

Really? She’s even worse than Justin Bieber! - Userguy44

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37 "Oh, I'm a MASSIVE Motorhead fan. what song do I know of theirs? Err...Ace of Spade....?"

I think this goes better with Nirvana, Metallica, and The Beatles. But still very accurate haha - ryanrimmel

@Britgirl - thanks for adding this. Excellent! Even the song title is wrong (Spade? S? ) - Metal_Treasure

Ace of Spades is the only Motorhead song I know. - PhoenixAura81

Pfft. I’m a Motörhead fan. As a matter of fact, I can list songs by them

Ace of Spades
Killed by Death
Born to Raise Hell
The Game
No Class
Deaf Forever
Enter Sandman
Sympathy for the Devil
Stone Dead Forever

And more. I just named a few - KingSlayer93316

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38 "Why is this only #7? Metal hurts my ears! Sure, pop is annoying, rap is unexplainable, country is boring, dubstep is just question marks whenever I hear it, emo is just a mess, and pornogrind is just crappy rock, but metal is the ABSOLUTE WORST!" - Comme

So what does he like then lol?

So right now I am hurting my ears with Wheel Of Time by Blind Guardian?! (sarcasm) - Metal_Treasure

39 The album that invented prog. - about Abbey Road by The Beatles

King Crimson says hello - cjWriter1997

This album prog? LOLOLOLOL it's not prog at all and it surly didn't invent it another reason why beatles fans are so ignorant.
List best Beatles albums - christangrant

What can I say? LOOOL - Metal_Treasure

40 "I hate stevieie ray and all the trash music he created during his brief 35 year life."-about Stevie Ray Vaughan

Wow. Another hate comment against Stevie Ray. I'm losing faith in the site from reading this. - Gg2000

I added this, because like the "Jackie Evan cho" comment, this person probably doesn'y know much about "Stevieie ray." - galaxyfox

41 "AC/DC is my favourite band and some of the bands above this can't even be classified as metal. " - about Back In Black on the list "Best Metal Songs"

... but AC/DC are classified as metal? LOL - Metal_Treasure

Since when is AC/DC metal? - Metarock

Really? Big Gun is the only metal song made by them - ToddHoward

42 "Unimaginative lyrics and licks, monotonous vocals... and it's hard rock" - about Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden

The statement that Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden is hard rock and not metal is as true as all the rest in this sentence. - Metal_Treasure

Who said that? I’ll hunt you down... - KingSlayer93316

43 "How did such an addled burnout ever put seven words together?" - about Ronnie James Dio

This was written by an ignorant metal hater and troll who confused Dio with Ozzy.
How do I know an anonymous comment was written by a certain "visitor"? It's factually inaccurate but attacks the metal community - fans and great musicians. Basically, a definition of troll comment - it's goal is simply to get an angry response and start pointless internet fights.
Well, I already added "an addled burnout" but then I decided that the entire sentence should be here. - Metal_Treasure

44 The first metal song ever. And still the best! - About Helter Skelter by The Beatles

It sounds more like hard rock to me. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

LOL, without a doubt, Helter Skelter is still the best metal song ever! LOL LOL LOL - Metal_Treasure

I like metal but there's too much metal on this list.

Worst Beatles song ever! - Userguy44

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45 ''They are just like Monsters.'' - about Judas Priest

Oh my goodness. I also can't stop laughing. "Monsters." Lol! - galaxyfox

Lol! - Userguy44

In the Top Ten Most Satanic bands list.I just can't stop laughing man 😂😂😂 - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

46 "kurt cobain is definitely, without doubt, the best singer of any GENRE, grunge or not!"

Yup, most Grunge "fans" literally worship Kurt Cobain, even though his lyrics look like they were written by a rebellious 13 year old girl.

A lot of these grunge fans listen to nirvana, Alice in chains, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam. They've probably never heard of The Melvins, Mother Love Bone, or Green River (The creators of Grunge.) - ryanrimmel

OK, Kurt is cool but he isn't even the best grunge singer. At least Chris Cornell and Layne Staley are better, that's for sure. And there are also better singers outside grunge. - Metal_Treasure

As much as I respect Nirvana, the other Grunge titans have superior vocalists. Hell, Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace have a better vocalist than Kurt Cobain, which is surprising considering both bands cite Nirvana as a major influence. - CrimsonShark

Kurt Cobain is so overrated! - Userguy44

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47 "Stairway to heaven is THE original rock song"

Historically speaking, the original rock song that started the wave and brought in a new style was probably Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley, as it had a beat that hadn't been quite popularized yet, and was mostly found in jazz songs.

Ice Ice Baby is THE original hip hop song

Bill Haley, Elvis, and Buddy Holly would like a word... - truckturner

That song was sub-par at best. - PhoenixAura81

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48 "...Mr. McCartney can't sing very well. Sorry"

His Beatles song "Yesterday" has been covered by over 2,200 different artists. He has collectively sold 700+ records (with The Beatles and solo). To say he isn't talented is beyond stupid, nobody will ever be as successful as him in the music world - ryanrimmel

On the bright side, the person that commented this isn't completely self-entitled like numerous entries on this list.

So many things are wrong with this statement. And to whoever wrote this, it's SIR Paul McCartney. Not Mr. - galaxyfox

Thanks Billyv for adding this item. - Metal_Treasure

49 "Well, she's a lot easier to look at than metal is to listen to. I'll go with the girlie, while you go deaf." - about Meghan Trainor

Why do people say that metal is so loud just turn down the volume - SoldierOfFortune

I agree. It's just stupid that people hate metal because it's too loud. - Userguy44

50 "How is this on heer? This allbom cover is so rasist!"- On the album cover for The White Album by The Beatles

On my list Top 10 White Mammals I got a comment "This list is Racist" so I'm not surprised. People should stop overuse the word "racist" where it's completely out of place. - Metal_Treasure

Metallica is racist because they call their fifth album "The Black Album".

Even though the album has NOTHING to do with ethnicity.

Then again, I suppose someone's really delusional if they're really gonna judge an album if it goes by a colour code. - CrimsonShark

You can find this comment on the List of Best Beatles Album Covers. If this is a joke entry, it's a really bad joke. The album cover is nothing but a white background with the name "The Beatles" embossed in gray. Are you just mad because they didn't call it The Caucasian Album? Also, the spelling gets me every time. - Gg2000

Chess is racist because white begins the game
TheTopTens is racist for having a white background. - Alkadikce

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