Top Ten Reasons Why This Top Ten List is a Top Ten List and Could Never Be Anything but a Top Ten List

Nine and ten can be false and this is in a funny order....oh right 8 too
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The Top Ten
1 This Top Ten List Has Ten Items

This Top Ten List Has 10 items thus making it a Top Ten List

Some have over eleven and anyway eleven:the ten stuff is a lie

2 It Does Not Have Nine or Less Items

If this Top Ten List had nine or less items it wouldn't have ten thus not making it a top ten list but this list has ten items making it a top ten list/

Most of these apply for the same reason as for why this comment is a comment and could never be anything but a comment

3 The Site Is Called TheTopTens

Backing up the fact that this is for sure a top ten list.

4 No Items Can Be Added To This Top Ten List

Therefore making it impossible to completely ruin this top ten list by adding an item after ten.

Clever

5 To Complete a Forced Joke
6 It Does Not Have Over Eleven Items

If this list had eleven or more items it would not be a top ten list.

7 I Made This List To Have Ten Items

I wanted this list to have ten items, so I get a list that has ten items.

8 This Is The Tenth Item

Therefore completing the list full circle and makes it a top ten lists.

9 It Would Be Taken Back Otherwise

If this list didn't have ten items it wouldn't exist ever.

10 You Have To Have Ten Items on a List Anyway

No more or no less than ten...f a c t.