Top Ten Reasons Why This Top Ten List is a Top Ten List and Could Never Be Anything but a Top Ten List
Nine and ten can be false and this is in a funny order....oh right 8 tooThis Top Ten List Has 10 items thus making it a Top Ten List
Some have over eleven and anyway eleven:the ten stuff is a lie
If this Top Ten List had nine or less items it wouldn't have ten thus not making it a top ten list but this list has ten items making it a top ten list/
Most of these apply for the same reason as for why this comment is a comment and could never be anything but a comment
Backing up the fact that this is for sure a top ten list.
Therefore making it impossible to completely ruin this top ten list by adding an item after ten.
Clever
If this list had eleven or more items it would not be a top ten list.
I wanted this list to have ten items, so I get a list that has ten items.
Therefore completing the list full circle and makes it a top ten lists.
If this list didn't have ten items it wouldn't exist ever.
No more or no less than ten...f a c t.