Why the Blooper Sucks in Mario Kart

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The Top Ten
1 hes poop
2 hes pee
3 hes a fart
4 hes useless
5 hes boring
6 hes so over rated
7 he looks stupid
8 he looks dumb
9 he looks weird
10 he is lame
The Contenders
11 he's so punchable
12 he's so kickable
13 he's so stompable