Top 10 Stupidest Minecraft Mobs
Silverfish are annoying, but that's something. Slimes can be a pain when they're big and they divide. They are also useful for their slime balls.
The zombie has nothing. It is weak, slow as crap, common, has an annoying cry, and gives horrible spoils. Of course, it's the worst mob! But that doesn't mean they are a bad thing, since they are just a classic and we need weak mobs.
They don't care if they are burning. Skeletons are smart enough to find a dark place, but zombies don't.
They come in big packs, and if you're getting your pickaxe out to mine diamonds by lava, then... zombies.
I hate silverfish because they are gross, and in strongholds, there are so many of them.
I was getting attacked by a silverfish once, and I missed a lot of hits. That made me break the infested blocks, so more kept spawning, and I died even with Protection 4 Netherite armor.
I wanted to see a silverfish. When I first got Minecraft, I spawned it in the water, thinking it was a fish. I switched to survival and died just like that.
They spawn if you hit a silverfish stone. There is no difference between a stone and a silverfish stone, so they're really going to pop out of nowhere when you're mining.
I love squid! They peacefully glide around the water all day.
They were stupid enough to go out of the water. And the stupidest part? They were trapped in a cobweb, and they were still able to trip a tripwire.
Confused. With one swing of my highly enchanted diamond sword, they were dead.
Cute but stupid because they get out of water a lot.
Ugh, this should be first because when I'm on creative flat mode, they are everywhere. When I kill them, more appear, and when I tried to get rid of them, I died even though I was in creative mode.
They are annoying. Why, Minecraft, why?
I did a test in creative mode where the slime couldn't see me. Would the slime go for the small farm?
Answer? It went straight for it the second I spawned it. All they do is cause trouble to farms, divide into annoying tiny slimes, and the largest ones are even more of a pain!
They're so dumb. When I was in a fenced farm, they were all jumping at the fences doing nothing at all.
They're so stupid that I walked away from them.
They are so dumb, walking into walls at night, doing nothing to put out the fire on them, and doing anything dumb to die.
These stupid Squidwards grunt for hours on end, and they look stupid, and they do stupid things.
So why are these things number 9? They should be number 1!
Their nose is the size of a brick. No wonder why they are so unintelligent.
They are okay, but I like putting animals in the sky, and a chicken doesn't take fall damage.
These things are so annoying! I prefer lava over them! I mean, I think they're cute and all, but their annoyingness (I don't know if that is a word) beats everything.
They are just like silverfish. They only exist in Minecraft on the computer.
Wandering traders are the worst. They spawn where you are and offer the worst trades. I don't want to give you three emeralds for podzol.
Were you exiled from your village and need emeralds to be worthy again?
The Newcomers
This should be #1. They don't do anything. They fly into lava and just squeak and sleep on the ceiling of a cave, and that's it.
They're dumber than squids.
They just jump into water when they know they can't get back on land, so I have to help them. I have to waste blocks.
They are dumb, and they shoot lasers?
They are so stupid! These fools saw a carrot I was holding. They rushed to me, and I hit them with the carrot. But they didn't run away!
I had a nice rabbit that evening.
They are cool but can sometimes be a pain, especially when having chickens, fish, and rabbits as pets.
Solution: Dig a 2-block-high hole and place a wolf in there.
Until recent times, they wandered into lava. What a waste of getting bones, finding a snow biome, and then finding a wolf.
Endermen are awesome. By the way, that is what they are supposed to do. Chickens are stupid. They would just walk into lava and couldn't kill anything if they tried.
Endermen can kill you and teleport before you shoot arrows at them. Wolves are also cool because they teleport as well, and you can tame them. But yeah, it is dumb how they wandered into lava, but they don't really do that anymore.
They are dumb. I purposely looked right into an Enderman's eye and jumped onto some water. It teleported onto the water, squealed, and teleported back to land.
I stared at the Enderman's leg, hooked it with a fishing rod, and killed it with my enchanted diamond sword.
No! They are smart enough to avoid sunlight.
