Top 10 Misleading Instructions On How to Not Make Stupid List

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The Top Ten
1 Do Not Fill the List With Original Jokes You Thought Up Yourself But Instead Use Old Cancerous Memes

Obviously the most quick and efficient way

2 Instead of Making Up Normal List Title You Should Use Click Bait Titles!

Top 10 Cancerous Memes of 2016 (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) (Sexy Pic Inside) (Almost Got Shot by Cancer Patient) LMFAO

3 Obviously Make a List About a Hated Celebrity Facing Torture and Death
4 Instead of Real Reasons Just Use Toilet Humor When Trying to Make a Point Across In a List
5 Follow TheTopTens Bible As a Gospel

Instead facing the real skills of TopTenning, you should follow our Bible as a guide! By only posting verses from our Bible and make a list how this book is cancer...

6 Instead of Making a List Voicing Your Own Opinion, You Should Blindly Follow Other People's Opinion
7 Instead of English Use Hexadecimals to Make a Point Across In the List
8 Copy the Ideas and Items from Listverse and Slap It to Your List and Call It "Your Own Hard Work"
9 Fill Up the List With "Funny" Nonsensical Cancerous Random Jokes

Oh my pants is pink! I think I should drink bleach! P.S This is not part of the act I literally should kmy

10 Fill Up the List With Items That Do Not Comply With the Title of the List
The Contenders
11 Make a List Dedicated to Characters Who Should Beat Up Hated Characters
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