Top Ten Most Ghetto Girls Names

This is a list of the top ten most ghetto girl names you can find in the hood.
The Top Ten
1 Sha Nay Nay

That's like Shane Dawson's character On YouTube. Her name is spelt different but it's definitely ghetto. Shanaynay's nickname is actually The Ghetto Princess.

This would be fun, me and my friends give each other nicknames, but there's this one friend who doesn't have one so I'm looking'!

The only real name on here is Harrison. Plus, this is supposed to be funny, but it can come off as offensive.

2 Keisha

This name is totally ghetto. You ones whining about that fact need to shut up and deal wit it. It's ghetto and that's that.

My name used to be Keisha before I changed it to Natalia. This is ghetto and I love it. Period. If you have a problem mic up Pooh.

My cousin name is Kiesha and she is the total definition of ghetto she is only 13 with 4 kids! And she also loves to get in fights and she is a hoe too!

3 Shabooboo

This is hilarious! But, I would not recommend this name! Unless, you hate your child? Then it's perfect! I specifically voted just to comment on this! According to Urban dictionary? And I quote.. "Shabooboo- a pleasant pair of buttcheecks, usually of African descent. Can be extended to any denomination if the quality of the subject is is high enough." Eg 1: " Man, did you see that


Eg 2: " SHABOOBOO, right there!"

(Now my own)

Eg 3:" ooo, oooh! I love the voodoo that you do, with your SHABOOBOO."

4 Laptoyanqua

And this is why they say black people name their kids after stuff they want
1 laptop (kinda in there almost)
2 lap -> Possably a lap dance (I don't know)
3 toys (maybe for sex? )

Sounds like a type of creature someone rides in a Star Wars movie - "We'll get to Mos Eisley faster if we ride that Laptoyanqua..."

If it got "toy" some where in the name.. Is definitely a Ghetto name!

5 Leshaniqua

My friend came up with a weird person that is ghetto named Shaquine...

Food stamps anyone? Leshaniqua?

Well it sounds like a nice name but when other people call you that then its weird

6 La-Sha

I loves this name I just love it.

7 Sharkeisha

Cool best ever and that's funny because my friend has that nickname

8 Bon Qui Qui

This name is funny because my sister calls herself this and so do all of her friends.This isn't the full name though. The full name is Bonshikalafondria. I don't think I spelt that right. Anyways, that's not her real name it's just her nickname.

I think the name is very unique, in many different ways. Except this sounds like a dessert.

In French it means your steak is ready..

9 Airwrecka

You call your daughter like this if you hope she'll crash an airplane one day...

This name sounds sorta cool. I might name the Flying type Gym Leader in a made up Pokémon game I'm working on. Maybe.

Screams momma was semi-illiterate.

10 Sharkiesha

A person named named Sharkiesha should live in a coral reef and not the hood.

The reason that it's spelled with a shark and a keysish! that's stupid! I just a baby cousin that was born a her name is LA,kimberlyn scoony leon white! That's my sisters side of the Family! But when that baby goes to school oh wee!

Sharkiesha is deadly she's a shark she'll bite your weave off...

The Contenders
11 Sharqueffa

I meant who wants name their kid fart in the vagina?

That is absolutely hate this name. All I can say is "EWWW! " After I catch my breath from laughing so hard.

I really like that name I should name my new baby girl coming in january that can't WAITTT!

12 Annegelleighnuh

Nobody has this name. Perhaps a cat walked across the keyboard?

It's pronounced the same way as Angelina.

13 Jewleigh

The story of Jewleigh: An Israeli family moves to the United States. Unfortunately, they are not able to afford a nice house, so they have to live in the hood. While living there, they give birth to a baby girl. They want to name her Julie but also want to keep their Jewish roots alive. Then the name comes to them. They name their daughter Jewleigh.

I like it. It reminds me of jewel.

14 Kalisha

A very ghetto name. I mean...Kalisha? What the heck...

15 Tyrone

This was a proper English name before it became "ghetto" in the States. Most men named Tyrone in the UK are white and upper class.

This one is from a popular kids show called the backyardagains. The orange moose is named this.I guess it's somewhat ghetto but I could think of something more ghetto.

TYRONE is actually an awesome and quite a common name...for boys...for a girl? Not so much.

16 LaQuanda

Hey, hilarious blog, what about LaQuisha? or Vestiqiua,? O my days!
Maury's guests have the most funny names, mainly all ghetto
For a boy I favour Dante, Davante, Tyrel, Derrick, jaShawn, VaMichael.
If you can't think of a name just walk down the feminine products aisle until inspiration hits.

This sounds like something that would actually happen what the hell

17 Eboleisha

I'm pretty sure this isn't a real name. I have never heard anyone name their child after a disease, so I think this person put this on here thinking it's funny. However, its not. Ebola is a serious disease and should not have any jokes made out of, or used in any way to mock, hurt, or make people feel sad. This name is just like saying Cancereisha, Diabeteseisha, E.T.C. People should stop making fun of Ebola, because its just like making fun of Cancer.

The people who are happy about this, Should go DIE in a hole and should KILL Themselves.. If others are getting killed why can't the people who enjoy it get killed themselves.

18 LaShaquanishia

I can't pronounce it right but I like it! It's cute & ghetto... I'd totally name my daughter this!

I was looking for names for my puppet. This is definitely the one that's right for her!

Holy! Someone that actually names their child this should NOT be reproducing.

19 Labronce

I love this name I am naming my snowboard this name it is really cool and fun name holler

20 Shakienah

Are sure this name is miss spell or ghetto, cause is post to be shecianah is in the bible its means glory its beautiful name not ghetto, if try said bible name is ghetto your wrong.

My name is spelt shekinah so it's pretty much the same...that's from the Bible so I'm confused on how it's ghetto

21 Tequila

You don't name your kid after an alcoholic drink.

This is an alcohol, not an infant.

22 Lakeisha

I have this name written in one of my journals.

Such a ghetto name I know someone called lakeisha and she is ghetto

23 Bonquisha

This is actually my fake name at school and everyone calls me it and of course I respond cause it's the coolest name ever!

One should not have to explain their reasoning for picking the obvious superior and ultimate name.

That's what the lil boy in my class be callin his self when he be playing like, a girl I can't believe this is an acuall real name.

Then why name their kids this if they so offended eh?

24 Shitaytay
25 Harrison

Harrison is not a ghetto name, its actually quite a common male name...but a girl named Harrison? That's ghetto...

My name is Harrison.. I was looking at random websites and found this and I was like WHAT?

Very ghetto, my english teachers name is this.

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