Top Ten Random and Dumb Things to Message to Your Fellow Top Tenners

Kiteretsunu
We have a messaging tool at TheTopTens exclusively for the members. These are some of the dumbest things you can message your friends.

The Top Ten

1 Your list was awesome! I didn't see it yet. But I will!

Maybe I'll start doing this just to see the response. - funnyuser

That Would be very Weird, and Funny at the same time. - Dreamformusic

Just so very funny! - HezarioSeth

2 You make a list, I make a list. I make a list, you make a list. So who make a list?

I actually already read this list twice, but I still smiled when I did it again! I think this is your best list, Ksunu! That's what I think... God bless! Loved it because it's neat and non-vulgar! - HezarioSeth

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3 There are some of your "Dumbest" lists which are pretty dumb. I don't like dumb people.
4 You didn't message me for a long time. Why are your lists barking?

Oh! That was my dog playing with a toy. - Kiteretsunu

5 I told you never to call me here...

Don't... I must hide my identity as Batman... - PositronWildhawk

6 I know you're clicking the dislike button on my comments. Because I only told you about my newly created list, and I saw a dislike on my comment after three days.

I'm positive that you're the culprit, old chum. Come, come, don't deny it. Please don't. Blast it, just admit the bally crime. - HezarioSeth

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7 I tried kissing your profile image to see if you'd fall for me. What am I doing wrong?

Not sure what I would do if I seen this in my inbox haha - Jonerman

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8 Your Username is funny. Why?

Ha! I've had a few messages asking why my username is Britgirl... - Britgirl

Nobody ever Gershwin I'm city guru... It's long story - CityGuru

It would be really funny if I got a message why my username is funnyuser. - funnyuser

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9 You're the reason that TheTopTens is not more famous than Facebook. You posted your Facebook link on your profile page.

Laughing Out Loud because of this! - Turkeyasylum

10 Did you ever have gelato with PositronWildhawk?

The Contenders

11 I see you followed me after I started following you. What will you do if I unfollow you?
12 Are you a listmaker? V 1 Comment
13 What does TheTopTens have in common with a fish? They're both on the net.

Still a better joke than my jokes - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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14 Can I take you out sometime?

Why not drive through? It's much easier.

15 Hello? Are you still alive?

('You don't say' face) No! I died yesterday! -Floppy Kitten

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16 Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Person who said they don't like spam well...SPAM

Oh, you -spamspamspamspamspam- don't like spamspamspamspamspam? Oh -spamspamspamspamspam- well spamspamspamspam. -Floppy Kitten

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17 So basically when will you leave this site?

Perfect to say to the people that you hate. - Minecraftcrazy530

I was wondering when you would too! No way! - PianoQueen

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18 How does this messaging thing works here at TheTopTens? Just message the answer to me. V 1 Comment
19 What if you were offline for, like, 5 seconds?

I can't. I'm too addicted to this site.

I can't imagine doing that! -Floppy Kitten

20 Aren't you ever going to message me back? I can only watch you from the branch outside your bedroom window for so long.

I added this one... and I had to vote for it... - Kevie16

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1. You make a list, I make a list. I make a list, you make a list. So who make a list?
2. Your list was awesome! I didn't see it yet. But I will!
3. You didn't message me for a long time. Why are your lists barking?
Kiteretsunu
1. Your list was awesome! I didn't see it yet. But I will!
2. There are some of your "Dumbest" lists which are pretty dumb. I don't like dumb people.
3. You make a list, I make a list. I make a list, you make a list. So who make a list?
EpicJake
1. I told you never to call me here...
2. I tried kissing your profile image to see if you'd fall for me. What am I doing wrong?
3. Did you ever have gelato with PositronWildhawk?
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