Top Ten Random and Funny Messages to Send to Your Friends In TheTopTens
I'm running out of ideas to make a list...but anyways, these are the most random and funny messages to send to your friends in TheTopTens. Sorry if it's badThe Top Ten
1 I'm the potato! You hear me? I AM THE POTATO! You get it?!?! I. AM. THE. POTATO!!!!!
2 Hi! Now go away! GO AWAY!!!
3 Hello...FROM THE OTHER SIDE
4 Supercalifragilisticexpialidicious
5 I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you say because I don't speak English. I speak unicorn and waffle language
Then unicorn and waffle language are exactly the same as the English language.
6 Please, don't kill us innocent bananas. We need to be toasted. We don't need to be eaten anymore. NOW SAVE THE TITANIC!
7 I'm sexy and I know it
They would just reply with: "well someone has to think so "
8 I heard that your girl/boyfriend farted on the table yesterday. Is that true?
No, she farted under the chair.
9 The word "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" means "golden winged potatoes" in the Purple Pony Dictionary
10 I don't believe in trees, so don't even try to take a crap on a mushroom
The Contenders
11 I like chewing hair, Ted Cruz does too
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