Weaboos - A Threat To MankindTwilightKitsune Weaboos. An evil species that cause terror to the humans of this world. No one knows when they first started appearing, but they are striking fear in the hearts of people.
"What is a weaboo?" A young child asks. His mother replies "Weaboos are nasty, disgusting creatures who scare you. If you behave like a bad child, and disrespect your elders, and steal things, the weaboos will come and get you!" The child whimpers and runs to play with his sister.
In a nearby mountain, there is a secret base. Smoke comes out from the chimney but is not enough to be seen from a far distance.
A person in black robes knocks on the door. "Let me in," he says.
The person behind the door says "Identify yourself',"
The person in the black robes says "I am weaboo #437. My spirit animal is the blue wolf of the eternal moon. My spirit powers are possesion. I meditate in the full moon to acheive my destiny of being a samurai."
"Come in, come in!" says the person behind the door.
Weaboo #437 walks down a flight of stairs to a lounge filled with similar looking people in black robes. They all are whispering and chanting among themselves. "Greetings, friend" says Weaboo #437 to another black robed person. "Greetings, Weaboo #437, Holder of Spirit animal of Blue Wolf of Eternal Moon, Spirit powers of possesion, Meditator in the full moon to acheive his destiny of being a samurai. It's me, Weaboo #24, Holder of Spirit animal of Butterfly of Spectacular Sun, Spirit powers of flight, swimmer of azure ocean. How are you?"
"Oh, I'm fine, nothing new. Has the Master Weaboo given any new orders yet?" asks Weaboo #437.
"Hush!" Says Weaboo #24. "It is a secret matter. Recently, Master Weaboo has made yet another plan to make everyone weaboos forever. He goes to places and starts up societies to convert everyone to Weabooism. His last plan failed, but he will try a ne- "
"SILENCE!" booms a voice all of a sudden.
The chattering stops. "M-Master Weaboo!" says Weaboo #64.
Everyone stops chattering and turns to Master Weaboo.
"As you all know, " begins Master Weaboo, "My previous plans to convert everyone to Weaboosim have failed. I don't GET this! I want the whole world to be weaboos, and Planet Earth to be renamed Weabooville! I TRY SO HARD AND I STILL FAIL! UGH!"
The crowd remains silent.
"But here is a new plan," he says, smiling an evil smile that can send chills down one's spine. 'I have decided, instead of conquering one country at a time, why not go for one small group at a time. That is easier! We shall make groups and called them stuff like, I dunno, Japanese sounding stuff like Yukanna society or something!
The whole crowd cheers. "Long live Master Weaboo!" They chant.
"And now!" He says, "Weaboos, I have a question to ask you. A person said weaboos are stupid and annoying. How dare he insult us! "
"OUTRAGEOUS!" Screams the crowd.
"Yes! Tell me, weaboos, how do we punish this evil doer?"
(Master Weaboo presses a button. A hole appears in the middle of the stage, and a guy who is strapped to a chair with tape around his mouth comes up)
"GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE!" chants the crowd.
"So be it!" says Master Weaboo, and he turns around to whisper to his executioner. "Make it quick and painless" he says.
The weaboos laugh and pray for their leader.
Weaboos are THE worst fan base. - Therandom
Confirmed - NuMetalManiak
The weeaboos started with hentai became a thing. - Skullkid755
So basically, weeaboos started when porn got worse. - Skullkid755
Don't mind me I'm just searching for a FilthyFrank reference. - DapperPickle
Any FF reference was completely unintentional - TwilightKitsune
Lol I love this post - ProPanda
Weaboos4eva! - TwilightKitsune
Liking anime is hated on this site? That's not good. - Zizz
No, it's okay here. - TwilightKitsune
Then the whole population of mens (only 100 women,no children, teenagers and elders (both male and female)) in China, US, UK, Australia, India, Russia, Brazil, Japan, Vatican City, Italy, Angola, Azerbaijan, South Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, Macau, Hong Kong, Polynesian Islands, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Armenia, Cyprus, France, Eritrea, North Korea spreads in and kills each 437 of them, leaving 63 of them alive. The population of mens locked the Master and torture the 63. After the 63 weaboos are dead, they guillotined the Master. Jung Hua, Jim Turner, John Smith, Lance M. Parker, Ihab Arihjabi, Ren GuliÃ¶mondoÃ¯sti, Shamatelle Gurk, Pierre Maire, Junre Pakarbi, Maddie Gouma, Jinri Kok, Mai KÄl Nam, Dinia Ma Golku, Maria Delos Santos and etc, were called beroes, - Princesssmooth
Lol - TwilightKitsune
Xi Jinping: Women xianzai jinzhi weaboos!
Shinzo Abe:Koko ni kita weaboos wa shi o erudeshou bun.
TRUMP: WEABOOS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED!
Duterte: Ibinan ko na and mga weaboos na pangit. - ArigatoKawaii
Can you translate? - TwilightKitsune
Weaboos are gay, but you could've said it without insulting your boyfriend. - visitor
^That was AggressiveBlaze/ElectricCorpseSlayer/DarkenedBrutality/MorbidCannibalSlayer^
Having fun starving to death Sebastian? - TwilightKitsune
Weeaboos are taking over run for your lives - visitor
Hold the forts and man the guns - TwilightKitsune
Weeaboos are annoying
Weeaboo: I'm so amazinegu desu! Sugoi desu ne! Boku no Pico isu besuto anime desu! (Sees ramen) we musuto now eat shimasu! ITADAKIMASU!
Normal person: you're not Japanese. Stop acting like you are
Weeaboo: Uzai! Baka baka baka! I is nihon jin desu! Nihon jin means Japanese people! I canu eat witho choppusutiku desu! See desu? SEE DESU?! shut up! Anata is uzai baka baka desu! Uzai baka baka! Uzai baka baka! Uzai!
Normal person: Just because you can use a chopstick, doesn't mean you ARE Japanese ;-;
Weeaboo: Shut up, baka! Baka baka baka! I has Death Notto desu! I is can kill u desu! I'll kill you desu!
Normal person: That's not even a real death note.. you bought that from an anime con
Weeaboo: Or I will kill u with my rasengan desu!
Normal person: I'm leaving. You weeaboos are annoying and should get a life. Starting from getting rid of that body pillow of an underaged girl. Just because she's 2D It doesn't mean you can get body pillows of her like that (points a body pillow of Sillica from SAO)
See what I meant? - MLPFan
Bakabakabka - TwilightKitsune
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Maybe he shoulda named his world as Weeaboopolis instead of Weeabooville - styLIShT
To all non-infected people and sane anime fans(including myself):Start a resistance now. - MilkTae
I love this post. - RoseWeasley