Top Ten Reasons Not to Watch WWE

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God, I hate fake wrestling. here are my reasons...

So...

The Top Ten

1 It's fake, and people act like it isnt

We know it’s fake though. It has always been. And it gets repetitive since us WWE fans hear this all the time - KingSlayer93316

The fighting is choreographed, it's not real, why do people even try to call it real, it's so pathetic!

It's not as fake as you're saying, and you know it. Also PEOPLE KNOW IT'S FAKE. And no one cares. And for those of you who think they aren't athletic, try telling that to one of them. - thisisspata

Everything in this list is tied for #1

2 The PPVs are $50 or more

But the network. $10 a month - KingSlayer93316

50 bucks to watch two sweaty dudes pretending to fight?! I might watch the none-PPVs if they weren't just commercials for their ridiculously priced events. - HTML_RuleZ_D00D

The most priced circus ever...

Not if you buy the WWE network

3 All the 21st century characters aren't very unique except that Mexican dude that does flips and The Undertaker

The Mexican dude who does flips? Rey Mysterio...?

I can defend this claim as wrestlers today have their ups and downs. Also, Undertaker was so much better in the 20th century if anything. - KingSlayer93316

WWE was pretty good in the 80s (still not a real sport but it was kinda entertaining), but like HTML said, its not Harlem Globetrotters, it use to be about as entertaining as Globetrotters but now its just a bunch of dudes fake fighting.

4 The None PPVs are never exciting and they are just commercials for PPVs

I know every other industry revolves around money, but WWE is probably the worst - HTML_RuleZ_D00D

Yep agree there like over 20 mins the ppv is telling you about the ppv and the matches yawn

5 They have stupid events

Battle Royal for instance: 30 dudes all squeeze into one ring and you can't tell what's going on, it's just pointless chaos. - HTML_RuleZ_D00D

The WWE sucks. If you want to see real fights, watch the UFC.

Those Events aren't even real it ALL FAKE!

Seeing guys get smashed up... What earthly joy does a couch potato absorb from this macabre experience? - HezarioSeth

6 all the actors have a stupid nick name but they are never original with their characters

I couldn't agree more, it seems all WWE can do is dust off old scripts, and rehash old story lines, and give non-deserving people(Brock Lesner) titles and title shot, and then the people with the real talent, the ones who owrk every day, get a slap in the face and no push at all

A reason why WWE is exaggeratingly fake

7 It gathers a cult following

How? - KingSlayer93316

bull

8 Because its now strictly a kids show

PG=wwe ruined forever

9 The sum total IQ of all the fans is, well, enough said

About room temp.

10 John Cena John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.

John Cena is Justin Bieber on steroids, everybody over the age of 10 hate him, and he sucks.

Wrestlers such as Rollins, Ambrose, Owens, Cesaro, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Finn Balor down in NXT are some great examples of Faces Of The WWE, not some guy whose been the face for 10 straight years. BUILD SOME NEW STARS AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I kinda like him, he not my favorite but I still think he's good... - McKing1003

John Cena is one of the best superstars who ever lived

The Contenders

11 Bimbos with plastic boobs
12 They don't even try to hide that it's fake anymore.
13 It doesn't seem competitive
14 The Wrestlers Unable to be Themselves

I know why people really loved The Golden Era, New Generation Era, and most importantly The Attitude Era. Because all of the stars were going out there and being themselves such as Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, Brock Lesnar, and Bret Hart.

15 They don't mention when wrestlers die

Sometimes they do. but they don't want their company to look bad so they don't mention some. They just want money...

16 Interference rate is more and more these days
17 The Narrators

Seriously, Narrators? Commentators, and yeah they do kinda suck. - thisisspata

They really need to call the moves and the action that's going in the ring not talking about what happened in the New Year's Revolution of 200 years ago. For example: Michael Cole: "Hey JBL, remember that time when Hulk Hogan beat Andre The Giant." JBL: "Sure do Maggle! " Byron Saxton: "Hahaa, It's fun talking about this." Mauro Ranallo should take the place of Michael Cole.

They're commentators. in the words of Y2J, "You Stupid Idiots! "

18 Encouraging talent less men often
19 WWE universe and fans are constantly insulted!

If anything, the fans are the hypocrites, not the WWE. Just look at the fans in late 2018 through all of 2019 - KingSlayer93316

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