Top Ten Reasons Why Sora Should Never Be In a Super Smash Bros. Game

Ever since Square-Enix's Cloud Strife of Final Fantasy VII has been announced as a new DLC character for Smash (which I don't mind, but still find ironic since I bet he would fit in a PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale game as much as a Super Smash Bros. one, since Final Fantasy VII, unlike it's predecessors (Final Fantasy I through VI, which were on NES and SNES), originated as a PS1 game first) according to the latest Nintendo Direct, the Kingdom Hearts fans thought that it increases the chances of their beloved Sora appearing in the series anytime soon, in which I hope Sora (or any other Kingdom Hearts character) never appears, and I have my reasons.

The Top Ten Reasons Why Sora Should Never Be In a Super Smash Bros. Game

1 It will inspire Disney to get their hands on the series and acquire Nintendo in the future if he got in, like they did with Marvel and Lucasfilm.

We don't need the House of Mouse to own every company that exists. Not everything is Disney.

Keep Mickey's paws off of the greatest game company of all time.

Nintendo's franchises and characters are not Disney, and never will be.

Watch soon Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Donald Duck will be here soon if Nintendo is not careful.

2 Sora is a Disney character, not Square-Enix

And this is a FACT, NOT A LIE.

Not only Kingdom Hearts is terrible, but it's fans don't even get it's copyright information correct.

Thus, it lowers his chances.

Can you tell that to my friend Cody?

He is Disney trash

3 Kingdom Hearts fans would try to beg for other characters from the franchise, even request Disney characters to be in the game.

Kion (The Lion Guard) for Smash? That will never happen, either!

Never beg for Simba to be in the game, either.

Also, Kingdom Hearts is a very bad series. I don't get why so many people like it so much.

Exactly!

4 Kingdom Hearts involves Disney, which is 4th-party to the game developers. Thus, the requirement of a third-party guest has to originate from a video game first and not from a movie, TV show, et cetera.

If he ever joins Smash, he will be able to open the door for Goku or Shrek or any of the characters from T.V. shows, books or movies!

Remember the rules...

He basically opens the back door for Goku

Yeah, I cannot believe that so many people want non-game characters (or whoever does not fit the criteria) in Smash. -_-

5 Knowing the other characters, Sora's moveset won't be that original and a giant key instead of a sword or something is just stupid.

Sora doesn't belong in Smash, therefore, should never be in Smash, since his chances are not likely.

We already have enough spiky-haired protagonists in Super Smash Bros., so why add the worst one? Kingdom Hearts fans should be happy with just having Cloud Strife in Smash. There is no need for wanting any of the original characters or Disney characters in the game.

"won't be that original." Okay. You clearly haven't played the first few games then. Rising Sun, Ragnarok, Explosion, his standard combo, Howl, his master form combo but yeah. Nothing original.

And as for the last part, we're talking about a Game where Solid Snake fights a pink blob that eats everything, a little boy with tiny monsters following him, Mario, and a yellow mouse that shoots electricity. Yeah, the kid with a key totally doesn't fit here.

Sora's move set can be original you can alter the attacks and maybe do something like shulk let his moves be altered by the for he takes since he has over 5 forms.

6 Sora appearing will do nothing but inspire crossover fans to ship him with the other Smashers, creating rather disturbing het or yaoi pics that we don't want.

Only cowards want Sora to join Smash just so he can fulfill their dirty gay fantasies that are garbage!

It's horrible enough that they create disturbing crossover fanworks with Kingdom Hearts already. We just don't need it to become canon/official in an actual crossover game.

I'm already fearing such a thing will happen with Terry Bogard, and I'm otherwise glad he was announced!

I fear the thought of Sora being shipped with Pit, Link, Zelda, Shulk, Sonic, anyone from Fire Emblem, et cetera, by his dumb fans if he appears in the game.

7 And since Kingdom Hearts involves Disney, Sora's final smash would have to involve Donald and Goofy, or even summon Disney characters or have Disney characters as trophies.

And let's not forget Sora's colors and outfit were partially inspired by Mickey Mouse, right?

Doing trinity limit alone still doesn't make him qualify for the roster. It's never gonna happen, sorry.

You do realize he can do trinity limit alone right...

8 Kingdom Hearts is an awful franchise

Kingdom Hearts is the worst franchise to ever happen! And all who like Kingdom Hearts for real are the dumbest of the dumb! The stupidest of the stupid!

I agree. Kingdom Hearts is for idiots with no soul, no brain, no nothing!

Seriously man. Anyone who likes this train wreck known as Kingdom Hearts has a very bad taste in video games. I swear.

Is... is that it? "I don't like this game so I don't want it to be in a giant crossover of Nintendo and kids game beating the snot out of each other."

9 In Kingdom Hearts II, Sora has a Pride Lands lion form which came from a movie I don't like (simply because TLK is just a sin against nature, in my eyes)

Lion Sora in SSB? No thanks.

Say all you want about Mai Shiranui, but you can't deny that people have drawn furry porn of The Lion King/Guard and draw/write yaoi porn of Kingdom Hearts' original characters over the past several years.

Sora being in the Pride Lands is KHII is another reason why I don't want Sora in Smash, since he will just spread the Pride Lands disease to characters that already made an appearance in Smash by having his fans make more disgusting crossover fanworks, and we just don't want that.

Prime example of this would be "Vexy Marly Hyenas", where Marluxia and Vexen enter the Pride Lands as hyenas during what appears to be "mating season", and while there are no hentai scenes in this, it's still implied, since Marluxia suggests that Vexen should mate with Shenzi in the end of the 2-part cliffhanger comic. This is zoophilia, which is wrong.

If you don't think that TLK/TLG/KH/crossover fans are sickos, then why don't you just go around searching the 'net for some more, and ...more

10 There are way better ideas for new characters in the next Super Smash Bros.

Like Jibanyan and Klonoa, Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble, Hayabusa, KOS-MOS, Dante, Phoenix Wright and Sakura from Sakura Wars

Lip from Panel de Pon by infinity times deserves the fighter spot more than Sora.

*cough*Krystal from Star Fox deserves to be in the next Smash more.*cough*

#Mbison for smash.

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11 It would just be too hype and fans would die from excitement.

Yeah, that's my only qualm, really.

12 SSB's development team is named Project Sora, thus it would cause confusion.

Exactly.

That's just dumb.

13 Twilight Town (or anything from Kingdom Hearts, really) is a horrible choice for a stage.

The Nintendo universe already has a Twilight Town in the form of the one in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, which is a much better game than the Kingdom Hearts games.

Play ssf2 then you'll see twilight town is bae

14 The only Kingdom Hearts release on Nintendo console are spin-off and not the big numbered games.

Yeah, if you think that any other game besides 1, 2, and 3 are "spinoffs", then you clearly don't know what you're talking about. Each game adds to the lore, and are just as important to the overall plot as the numbered titles.

15 If Sora gets into Kingdom Hearts, it will create a lasting bond with other companies.

Lasting bond? My butt. It is never going to happen.

This would create a lasting bond. If Disney bought Nintendo, they obviously would not put Disney characters in Smash. I mean, do you see Mickey Mouse in Star Wars? Is Donald Duck an Avenger? NO! It's just like Nintendo and Bayonetta! These companies are smart enough to realize that drastically changing a franchise could ruin the fanbase.

16 Disney characters will become trophies, spirits, or assist trophies

Not only that, but Kingdom Hearts' original characters are terrible so the whole "Kingdom Hearts can still be represented without Disney characters" excuse won't work. KH's original characters are owned by Disney, Sora is technically inspired by Mickey Mouse, many Disney characters play a crucial role in KH, and the Kingdom Hearts series itself was made to be a Disney crossover and nothing more, so there is no god darn choice of these original characters appearing in games/media without their Disney co-stars or in media made by companies other than Disney and/or Square-Enix.

I don't want to see Buzz or Elsa in smash. Keep them far away.

17 It would give the Super Smash Bros. universe a Disney connection, which we do not want.

We don't want any of Disney's villains and antagonists (including the original ones from KH) raping poor Karel (Fire Emblem), or else that would suck. If Sora makes it to Smash, then it would make this horrible scenario more likely (especially in fanfics/art) and we don't want that to happen.

18 Kingdom Hearts' original characters will be added to the Spirit Board

Let's face it, KH is only popular because it's a Disney crossover, and seeing how much of a sellout Disney is, anything with the Disney brand is going to sell no matter what. I bet if they made toilet paper with images of Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Pooh or the Disney Princesses on them, they would just sell as much as the Kingdom Hearts games do.

Sora, Riku, Roxas, Organization XIII and other original characters are AWFUL. Not only that they're derivative of other games' characters, but they have little to know personality or development AT ALL, and even if they do, then it's always the godawful cliches and same old Disney formula that we always have seen in other series before way too many times.

Also, they're nothing but YAOI/YURI BAIT for the most part, even much moreso than any character from other series will ever be, since perverted yaoi and yuri fans are the only audience that appreciates them.

Also, Kingdom Hearts' original characters are awful.

That would suck. Let's hope that KH will never be represented in Smash. These characters don't deserve to be in the game.

19 Too many third party characters
20 There will be a Sora amiibo made if this happens

And it would just suck to see Sora guest starring in more games, too. If the fact that the Kingdom Hearts franchise itself exists wasn't bad enough. There is no need to have it ruin Super Smash Bros. or any other game.

21 It increases the chances of Nintendo characters or other characters in the game to guest star in a Kingdom Hearts game

Yeah because we all know what happened after Snake showed up in Brawl. That level where you have to rescue Jigglypuff in MGSV was just weird...

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