Top Ten Reasons Why This List Only Has 8 Items

The Top Ten
1 I can't think of any other ideas
2 I have other lists with 8 items
3 I'm too lazy to think of other items
4 Everyone will react to this list
5 I like lists with at least 8 items on them

It isn't even funny. It is just unoriginal

6 8 is my favorite number
7 I used to be 8 years old
8 You can make a figure 8
9 So somebody could add an 9th item
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