Most Savage SpongeBob SquarePants Moments and Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Plankton roasts an entire family.
2 SpongeBob and Patrick insult Texas.
3 SpongeBob calls Squidward a pile of filth!
4 Patrick says people would want SpongeBob to be their friend to make them feel better about the way they look.
5 Spongebob: "It could be worse." Patrick: "Yeah you could be bald and have a big nose." (To Squidward)
6 SpongeBob calls Patrick a stupid star.

Geez Patrick, I would think that you would care a lot about a stupid star, considering you are one!

That's kinda savage, if you ask me

7 Plankton: "What's hollow, full of lies and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?" Karen: "Our marriage?"
8 Squidward insults Bubblebass's weight.
9 SpongeBob: "Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary, so I can understand what you just said!"
10 Squidward: "I call it Bold and Brash." Art Dealer: "More like, belongs in the trash!"
The Contenders
11 Plankton: "Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player!" (To Squidward)
12 Squidward sings about how much he hates people

I hate people!
People hate me!
I prefer my own best company!
Single and secluded on my own!
I can have the best of times all alone!
Because I hate people!

13 SpongeBob intentionally calls Patrick a stupid dumb animal!
14 SpongeBob: "Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the laying under a rock all day games!"
15 SpongeBob: "You can't rush perfection!" Squidward: "I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you!"
16 Doctor compares Squidward's clarinet music to a dying animal
17 Sandy: "Tell it to yo mama Squidward!" Squidward: "That was a foul!
18 SpongeBob: "Hey, Patrick, what am I now?" Patrick: "Uh, stupid?"
19 Conch Shell keeps saying "No" to Squidward

May I have something to eat? No

20 Weenie Hut Jr's robot server: "I am a robot, not a miracle worker."
21 SpongeBob and Squilliam: "Who put you on the planet? Ugggh!"
22 Plankton: Your screensaver is stupid and it makes your processor look FAT! (To Karen)
23 Patrick says Gary belongs to him while SpongeBob bursts into tears
24 “My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.”
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