Top Ten Worst Members of a School Staff
There are two of them at my school. One got fired for being such a dumb *** and the other doesn't even care about what you do.
They yell all the time and are really aggressive. They treat you like superhumans and make you run fast and lift yourself up high, even though it's not possible!
There are two of them in my gym.
One lets kids play any sport,
And the other is one of the meanest slobs ever.
The mean slob got fired.
My math teacher is scary. He yells at kids who didn't do anything wrong and calls it "raising his voice."
My school always serves chocolate milk with everything. There is a strange mix: meatballs with mashed potatoes, cheese, and corn. I never tried it, but it looks disgusting, and they claim that their school lunch is healthy.
Where do you get your food from? Dog food bowls? No wonder so many kids get food poisoning at some schools!
My lunch lady's recipes probably came from a prison cookbook sold to her by fed-up inmates for bail!
They're nice normally, until you have to go to them when you're in trouble. THEN you're screwed.
Principal for the Americans. School would be better if there was no homework!
He yelled at me for no apparent reason. That was enough of that.
I have a few kids at my school who know how to disable security cameras. I don't know if we have a head of security, but I probably do.
At my old Jewish school, we had security because being Jewish can sometimes be dangerous.
The guard at my school doesn't do anything except say hi to kids and sit around.
Or a school planning counselor.
In America, we call this person a nurse. No matter how sick or injured you are, she'll usually make you go back to class. Not very helpful.
Or whoever takes care of health in your school.
Librarian: Let's watch a movie about digital citizenship blah blah blah.
Kid 1: Shut up, I'm trying to read.
Kid 2: I hate digital citizenship.
*Movie plays*
Everyone: BOO!
Me: If only Pokémon were real...
The librarians in my school, in my opinion, are terrible. Let us read in peace!
I like reading, but I don't like having to explain how every little thing in a book is relevant!
They make you do so much writing and read boring books.
The Newcomers
I hate them except for one. She let some kids be CEOs and PAs, who wrote the names of kids who did a good job. At the end of the day, they would do a raffle, and the winners got a prize.
They usually get treated badly, and very often, the period is unproductive - sometimes even counterproductive.
They treat you like you're dumber than a first grader, regardless of your intelligence level. Also, they restrict your fun.
My drama teacher is really weird, and I can tell he does not like me. One time, my group was performing a little play, and he gave us a strange look when we finished. He also never picks me. When I raise my hand, he calls on the students he likes. Once, my friend and I were never called. I could go on and on about the pointless one hour, but I'll let you off easy.
I hate my drama teacher so much.
Doesn't let people go to their lockers after school and doesn't let you go to your sibling's locker, even if your sibling is sick. She won't let you turn in late work to the teacher's bins after school if you forget during class. You have to ring the bell twice for Lori M. to open the door. She doesn't care about students' grades.
My elementary school choir teacher was so mean to me because I sang louder than the others. My voice cracks if I sing quietly, yet my middle school choir teacher is much nicer about it.
My chorus teacher in high school was strict but very nice. However, my 6th-grade music teacher yelled at me because she thought I was being disruptive. I was cramping for no reason that day, and it affected my ability to concentrate.
When I was in kindergarten, I saw the security guard carrying another kindergarten student while the student was crying to be brought back. He said she was breaking the rules. I was scared at the time, but looking back, it was kind of funny.
In high school, I had a homeroom teacher who got me in trouble for no reason when a kid made random farting noises and constantly blamed it on me.
They say they help the special ed kids and teachers, but sometimes they make everything worse!