Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

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The Top Ten

1 You obsess over every anime ever created

Mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all of the time, ruins relationships and on the whole changes your life very much for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life. - Entranced98

No I am not! - BorisRule

It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic. - ethanmeinster

I love Anime, but I am not a weeaboo. - MabelPinesJessieJ

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2 You look at hentai and have a fetish for it

Wolfaboos are somehow way worse than weeaboos.

Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo. Not somebody who enjoys anime/manga/Japanese culture in a rational manner.

Hentai is art. - Not_A_Weeaboo

And its Boku No Pico.

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3 You own a body pillow

I never got the appeal I just find them cringe. - XxembermasterxX

So it also means that you compensate social interaction for a stuffed lump of fabric.

My family is Asian and we all own body pillows and we aren't Weeaboos

It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone. - ethanmeinster

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4 You live in your mom's basement

You use this as a millennial stereotype.

"... I'm like 32..." - Not_A_Weeaboo

Change it to you still live in your moms basement when your 25.-DarkBoi-X

5 When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment

I've never use these terms... - BorisRule

The worst part is when they mix those words with normal english... so cringy - styLIShT

I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How about just using the word "Karaoke" that is a Japanese word.

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6 You do cosplay even though you're an adult

Whats wrong with cosplay?

What is wrong with cosplaying?

I have never cosplayed - MLPFan

7 You use 4chan

Emotion cancer is a new cancer. Symptoms are when someone uses the word cancer as an insult for everything they dislike/hate. It doesn't kill anyone but it makes someone else want to kill them. Cure for it - grow up.

Which is just a more cancerous version of reddit.Redditers can be cancerous but most of them are nice and I have been in many subreddits.4Cjan mostly consists of Alt Right and Weaboos as well as Communists and there's very few decent people.-DarkBoi-X

8 You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
9 You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week
10 You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese

While I do like the two and I also like Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and I use LINE (An asian social media app), I don't like them only because they're Japanese. I also love various western dishes and even dishes from the country I'm from. Heck, If anything there are more western dishes I love than the japanese/chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo - MLPFan

Agreed. I've never tasted ramen, but I already tasted Pocky. But I really like Pocky because their flavours are interesting. - BorisRule

I can sense the Naruto fanboys from here... - styLIShT

The Newcomers

? You type "uwu"
? You can name every VOCALOID

The Contenders

11 You talk about literally nothing but anime
12 You look down on Western culture
13 You watch Boku No Pico.

Boku No Pico? More like No. - styLIShT

You have a messed up mind or sarcastic.

This is the best anime in the world - upupdowndown

Nope! - BorisRule

14 You can name every Pokemon.

Pokemon is anime, but it's a completely different thing. Like what if you're good at the game or something? - styLIShT

This series is super popular all over the world. Not just Japan. - Zach808

I know a few of Pokemin names. - BorisRule

You mean the 807 and probably more to come?

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15 You want to be a Samurai

Only a moron would want this - MLPFan

16 You probably like dan and phil

Not a weeaboo they are cute, and are even in teen girl magazines.

17 Your diet is Japanese food.
18 You are a Japanese

That'd be like more as a nationalist than a weeaboo - BorisRule

19 You hate on English dubs

"wow you don't speak japanese? okay, but that means you should die faster than an old person in his death bed"

20 You have a username like "Twenty Øne Crybabies Sleeping With The Sirens With Killjoys Panicking At The Disco!"

The "Ø" instead of "O" in Twenty One? - BorisRule

Aren’t all these groups American? - Zach808

21 You only like Japanese entertainment
22 You think western cartoons are either kiddy, or cliched

Some are some aren't

23 You say Animes are not cartoons

Oh shut up this is not an English lesson. (or learning Japanese)

The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime". There's no such thing as "animes". Grammar mistake, bro. - BorisRule

The plural of anime is anime, why don't people seem to get that? - styLIShT

24 You loathe 4kids.

Everyone hates 4kids - ElSherlock

Ok did you grow up watching a 4kids show.
For example Pokemon
1.When it was a craze in the 90s to early 00s.
2.When the craze went but it was just still around.
3.When it became a bit of a craze again when Pokemon Go came out.
4.Nowadays.

Crosse & Blackwell 4kids pasta shapes in tomato sauce? Which is pasta shapes of children's cartoon characters. I suppose Heinz is the original tinned pasta.

Um... everyone does. - Not_A_Weeaboo

25 You listen to "Turning Japanese"

You change it to "Turning Weeaboo"

26 You know how to read Manga.

I can read Manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga -.- - BorisRule

Dude, you don't have to be a weeb to know how. Heck normal fans like me can read it. It's just a normal comic book read from the right instead of the left, GEEZ - MLPFan

27 You own chopsticks.

I’m already an Asian!

But what if you're already Asian? - Not_A_Weeaboo

Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count. - Entranced98

You serious? - Zach808

28 You watched Super Duper Sumos

Yeah its an American cartoon, but it's a bit insulting they use their butts to stop crime?

29 You watched Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack isn't an anime - ElSherlock

That's an American cartoon - BorisRule

That's a western cartoon. - Not_A_Weeaboo

30 You watched banned Pokemon episodes

Seriously, the Electric Solider Porygon, who the hell would watch that.

Don't even mention it. It's horrible enough it gave nearly 800 children in Japan seizures, 685 of which were sent to the hospital. - BorisRule

Not necessarily - it's perfectly normal for non-weeaboos to check them out if they're fans of the Pokémon series or just out of curiosity. - Entranced98

31 You weigh over 300 pounds
32 You abuse the word "baka"
33 You listen excessively to Lil Meerkat

A lot of weebs do this - ShrekTheGoat

34 You don't like The Lion King because it is a ripoff of Kimba

Finished the list, none of these apply to me.
Yay. - Skullkid755

35 You use the word "waifu"

Your waifu is Baka - Not_A_Weeaboo

I use it ironically lol - MasonOcker

This word... Kill me. - Zach808

36 You watch School Days.

School days is actually a good anime. Even though it's bad, it is realistically portraying the life of teenage kids, and is showing us the bad things that happen to High Schoolers. - styLIShT

This also amezing - upupdowndown

37 Your idol is Tamotsu (Mokkun)

I feel sick for merely knowing who this guy is - styLIShT

Lol, only some lame loser would idolize such failure - MLPFan

38 You only listen to J-Music
39 You don't know Japanese history.
40 You own a Samurai Sword.
41 You want to become a sumo wrestler.
42 You want live in Japan.

So what? - BorisRule

43 You only watch Japanese shows.
44 You know and have watched every Japanese gameshow past and present.
45 You know the first Anime/Manga.
46 You own beyblades.
47 You know every Japanese television channel

I hardly watch T.V. so why would I care - MLPFan

I know NHK, NNN, JNN, NTV, and maybe that's it. - BorisRule

48 You know every Japanese television show
49 You own a Japanese dictionary.

This would only make your Japanese better. - BorisRule

This would get you more closer to a degree in Japanese than being a weeaboo - styLIShT

That doesn't make you a weeb, to be fair - MLPFan

50 You have learnt the Japanese alphabet.

Not always, you might just want to learn it to increase your language speaking knowledge - MLPFan

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Top Remixes

1. You talk about literally nothing but anime
2. You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese
3. When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment
Entranced98
1. You obsess over every anime ever created
2. You look at hentai and have a fetish for it
3. You own a body pillow
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