Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

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The Top Ten

1 You obsess over every anime ever created

I love the anime I just don't feel like I should have sex with the characters - Mocchiko

Mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all of the time, ruins relationships and on the whole changes your life very much for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life. - Entranced98

It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic. - ethanmeinster

I love Anime, but I am not a weeaboo. - MabelPinesJessieJ

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2 You look at hentai and have a fetish for it

Wolfaboos are somehow way worse than weeaboos.

Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo. Not somebody who enjoys anime/manga/Japanese culture in a rational manner.

This is only a part of it though. Real, true and genuine weeaboo think they're Japanese - BorisRule

Hentai is art. - Not_A_Weeaboo

And its Boku No Pico.

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3 You own a body pillow

I never got the appeal I just find them cringe. - XxembermasterxX

So it also means that you compensate social interaction for a stuffed lump of fabric.

My family is Asian and we all own body pillows and we aren't Weeaboos

It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone. - ethanmeinster

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4 You live in your mom's basement

You use this as a millennial stereotype.

"... I'm like 32..." - Not_A_Weeaboo

Change it to you still live in your moms basement when your 25.-DarkBoi-X

5 When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment

I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Shut up, people! You are NOT Japanese!

How about just using the word "Karaoke" that is a Japanese word.

I just say "cute" like a normal person. - FrozenHatingPokefan

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6 You do cosplay even though you're an adult

What about those crazy Disney-obsessed people who cosplays at Disneyland/World all the time? Are they weeaboos?

Whats wrong with cosplay?

What is wrong with cosplaying?

I have never cosplayed - MLPFan

7 You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week

This is my friend Beau William Bordelon the First

8 You use 4chan

Emotion cancer is a new cancer. Symptoms are when someone uses the word cancer as an insult for everything they dislike/hate. It doesn't kill anyone but it makes someone else want to kill them. Cure for it - grow up.

Which is just a more cancerous version of reddit.Redditers can be cancerous but most of them are nice and I have been in many subreddits.4Cjan mostly consists of Alt Right and Weaboos as well as Communists and there's very few decent people.-DarkBoi-X

9 You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
10 You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese

While I do like the two and I also like Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and I use LINE (An asian social media app), I don't like them only because they're Japanese. I also love various western dishes and even dishes from the country I'm from. Heck, If anything there are more western dishes I love than the japanese/chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo - MLPFan

Agreed. I've never tasted ramen, but I already tasted Pocky. But I really like Pocky because their flavours are interesting. - BorisRule

I can sense the Naruto fanboys from here... - styLIShT

The Contenders

11 You talk about literally nothing but anime
12 You are a Japanese

How can a Japanese person be a Weeaboo? I thought it was someone who wasn't Japanese but was obsessed with Japan and Japanese people.

My uncle is Japanese and he is NOT a weeaboo

That'd be like more as a nationalist than a weeaboo - BorisRule

13 You look down on Western culture
14 You watch Boku No Pico.

Boku No Pico? More like No. - styLIShT

You have a messed up mind or sarcastic.

This is the best anime in the world - upupdowndown

Nope! - BorisRule

15 Your diet is Japanese food.

It should be German food because anime is German - RoseWeasley

16 You can name every Pokemon.

Pokemon is anime, but it's a completely different thing. Like what if you're good at the game or something? - styLIShT

I know a few of Pokemon names. - BorisRule

You mean the 807 and probably more to come?

Not a weeb but I can do this - Lunala

17 You want to be a Samurai

Only a moron would want this - MLPFan

18 You hate on English dubs

"wow you don't speak japanese? okay, but that means you should die faster than an old person in his death bed"

19 You type "uwu"

Mcm and wcw - BorisRule

20 You probably like dan and phil

Not a weeaboo they are cute, and are even in teen girl magazines.

21 You only like Japanese entertainment
22 You abuse the word "baka"

That word is stuck in my head for some stupid reason that's why I don't watch anime no more

23 You have a username like "Twenty Øne Crybabies Sleeping With The Sirens With Killjoys Panicking At The Disco!"

The "Ø" instead of "O" in Twenty One?

Also, aren't all bands non-Japanese? - BorisRule

24 You loathe 4kids.

Isn't what most non-weeaboos do this too. - BorisRule

Everyone hates 4kids - ElSherlock

Ok did you grow up watching a 4kids show.
For example Pokemon
1.When it was a craze in the 90s to early 00s.
2.When the craze went but it was just still around.
3.When it became a bit of a craze again when Pokemon Go came out.
4.Nowadays.

Crosse & Blackwell 4kids pasta shapes in tomato sauce? Which is pasta shapes of children's cartoon characters. I suppose Heinz is the original tinned pasta.

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25 You own chopsticks.

Ain't nobody cares because not only Japanese people use chopsticks
Ain't count! - BorisRule

I’m already an Asian!

Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count. - Entranced98

But what if you're already Asian? - Not_A_Weeaboo

26 You watched Super Duper Sumos

Yeah its an American cartoon, but it's a bit insulting they use their butts to stop crime?

27 You can name every VOCALOID

VOCALOID is my favorite otaku... thing?!
Yeah, Otomachi Una, Gumi and Kagamine Len are my favorite
by the way don’t hate on Miku just because she hogs the spotlight from other Vocaloids. Just saying

28 You think western cartoons are either kiddy, or cliched

Some are some aren't

29 You don't like The Lion King because it is a ripoff of Kimba

The real mvp here

Kimba and Lion King are actually both great - BorisRule

Finished the list, none of these apply to me.
Yay. - Skullkid755

30 You say Animes are not cartoons

Oh shut up this is not an English lesson. (or learning Japanese)

The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime". There's no such thing as "animes". Grammar mistake, bro. - BorisRule

The plural of anime is anime, why don't people seem to get that? - styLIShT

31 You don't know Japanese history.

You mean you KNOW Japanese History.

32 You listen to "Turning Japanese"

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

You change it to "Turning Weeaboo"

33 You know how to read Manga.

I can read Manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga -.- - BorisRule

Dude, you don't have to be a weeb to know how. Heck normal fans like me can read it. It's just a normal comic book read from the right instead of the left, GEEZ - MLPFan

You have a dyspraxia or dyscalculia and have problems with right/left. 0.o
I had problems with my shoes arrgggh.

34 You watched Samurai Jack

So? Weeaboos probably could do that because its about a Samurai and it's old.

Samurai Jack isn't an anime - ElSherlock

That's an American cartoon - BorisRule

That's a western cartoon. - Not_A_Weeaboo

35 You watched banned Pokemon episodes

Seriously, the Electric Solider Porygon, who the hell would watch that.

Don't even mention it. It's horrible enough it gave nearly 800 children in Japan seizures, 685 of which were sent to the hospital. - BorisRule

Not necessarily - it's perfectly normal for non-weeaboos to check them out if they're fans of the Pokémon series or just out of curiosity. - Entranced98

36 You want live in Japan.

So what? - BorisRule

37 You know every Japanese television show
38 You own Japanese clothes
39 You weigh over 300 pounds
40 You listen excessively to Lil Meerkat

I listen excessively to Michael Jackson - BorisRule

A lot of weebs do this - ShrekTheGoat

41 You Treat Anything From Japan Like a Gift From Jesus
42 You use the word "waifu"

Your waifu is Baka - Not_A_Weeaboo

I use it ironically lol - MasonOcker

43 You watch School Days.

School days is actually a good anime. Even though it's bad, it is realistically portraying the life of teenage kids, and is showing us the bad things that happen to High Schoolers. - styLIShT

This also amezing - upupdowndown

44 Your idol is Tamotsu (Mokkun)

I feel sick for merely knowing who this guy is - styLIShT

Lol, only some lame loser would idolize such failure - MLPFan

45 You only listen to J-Music

Vocaloid is my country - Mocchiko

J-Music is great and all, but you know what celebrity beats them all?
Michael Jackson - BorisRule

46 You own a Samurai Sword.
47 You want to become a sumo wrestler.
48 You only watch Japanese shows.
49 You know and have watched every Japanese gameshow past and present.
50 You know the first Anime/Manga.
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Top Remixes

1. You talk about literally nothing but anime
2. You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese
3. When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment
Entranced98
1. You obsess over every anime ever created
2. You look at hentai and have a fetish for it
3. You own a body pillow
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