Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

The Top Ten

1 You obsess over every anime ever created

I love the anime I just don't feel like I should have sex with the characters - Mocchiko

Mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all of the time, ruins relationships and on the whole changes your life very much for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life. - Entranced98

It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic. - ethanmeinster

I love Anime, but I am not a weeaboo. - MabelPinesJessieJ

2 You look at hentai and have a fetish for it

Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo. Not somebody who enjoys anime/manga/Japanese culture in a rational manner.

This is only a part of it though. Real, true and genuine weeaboo think they're Japanese - BorisRule

Hentai is art. - Not_A_Weeaboo

And its Boku No Pico.

Wolfaboos are somehow way worse than weeaboos.

3 You own a body pillow

So it also means that you compensate social interaction for a stuffed lump of fabric.

My family is Asian and we all own body pillows and we aren't Weeaboos

It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone. - ethanmeinster

I never got the appeal I just find them cringe. - XxembermasterxX

4 You live in your mom's basement

You use this as a millennial stereotype.

"... I'm like 32..." - Not_A_Weeaboo

Change it to you still live in your moms basement when your 25.-DarkBoi-X

5 You do cosplay even though you're an adult

What about cosplaying as an adult? I don't get it. Cosplay does not make you a weeaboo. lmfao

What about those crazy Disney-obsessed people who cosplays at Disneyland/World all the time? Are they weeaboos?

Whats wrong with cosplay?

What is wrong with cosplaying?

6 When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment

I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Shut up, people! You are NOT Japanese!

How about just using the word "Karaoke" that is a Japanese word.

I just say "cute" like a normal person. - FrozenHatingPokefan

7 You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week

This is my friend Beau William Bordelon the First

Or you are an artist/illustrator lololol

8 You use 4chan

Emotion cancer is a new cancer. Symptoms are when someone uses the word cancer as an insult for everything they dislike/hate. It doesn't kill anyone but it makes someone else want to kill them. Cure for it - grow up.

Stop using cancer as an insult. It's like saying gay and autism as an insult and insults people with cancer. - JaykobWalson

Which is just a more cancerous version of reddit.Redditers can be cancerous but most of them are nice and I have been in many subreddits.4Cjan mostly consists of Alt Right and Weaboos as well as Communists and there's very few decent people.-DarkBoi-X

9 You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
10 You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese

Sure those are both good foods but why souly like them only because they come from japan? I'll never understand why people do this

While I do like the two and I also like Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and I use LINE (An asian social media app), I don't like them only because they're Japanese. I also love various western dishes and even dishes from the country I'm from. Heck, If anything there are more western dishes I love than the japanese/chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo - MLPFan

Agreed. I've never tasted ramen, but I already tasted Pocky. But I really like Pocky because their flavours are interesting. - BorisRule

I can sense the Naruto fanboys from here... - styLIShT

The Contenders

11 You talk about literally nothing but anime

If all you talk about is anime 24/7,you have a problem.

12 You look down on Western culture
13 You are a Japanese

How can a Japanese person be a Weeaboo? I thought it was someone who wasn't Japanese but was obsessed with Japan and Japanese people.

My uncle is Japanese and he is NOT a weeaboo

That'd be like more as a nationalist than a weeaboo - BorisRule

You mean “Otaku”.

14 You type "uwu"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? UWU

Mcm and wcw - BorisRule

15 You watch Boku No Pico.

Only weebs like boku no pico. I am highkey disgusted with the maker of this series.

Boku No Pico? More like No. - styLIShT

This is the best anime in the world - upupdowndown

You have a messed up mind or sarcastic.

16 You hate on English dubs

"wow you don't speak japanese? okay, but that means you should die faster than an old person in his death bed"

17 You want to be a Samurai

Only a moron would want this - MLPFan

Who doesn't want to be a Samurai?

18 Your diet is Japanese food.

It should be German food because anime is German - RoseWeasley

19 You can name every Pokemon.

Pokemon is anime, but it's a completely different thing. Like what if you're good at the game or something? - styLIShT

I know a few of Pokemon names. - BorisRule

You mean the 807 and probably more to come?

Not a weeb but I can do this - Lunala

20 You abuse the word "baka"

Saying "baka" in an English sentence will only make you sound like a weeb, so don't do it.

That word is stuck in my head for some stupid reason that's why I don't watch anime no more

21 You probably like dan and phil

Not a weeaboo they are cute, and are even in teen girl magazines.

22 You only like Japanese entertainment
23 You think western cartoons are either kiddy, or cliched

Some are some aren't

24 You have a username like "Twenty Øne Crybabies Sleeping With The Sirens With Killjoys Panicking At The Disco!"

The "Ø" instead of "O" in Twenty One?

Also, aren't all bands non-Japanese? - BorisRule

25 You say Animes are not cartoons

The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime". There's no such thing as "animes". Grammar mistake, bro. - BorisRule

Oh shut up this is not an English lesson. (or learning Japanese)

The plural of anime is anime, why don't people seem to get that? - styLIShT

Anime, cartoons what's the difference? there is none.

26 You loathe 4kids.

Crosse & Blackwell 4kids pasta shapes in tomato sauce? Which is pasta shapes of children's cartoon characters. I suppose Heinz is the original tinned pasta.

Ok did you grow up watching a 4kids show.
For example Pokemon
1.When it was a craze in the 90s to early 00s.
2.When the craze went but it was just still around.
3.When it became a bit of a craze again when Pokemon Go came out.
4.Nowadays.

Everyone hates 4kids - ElSherlock

Um... everyone does. - Not_A_Weeaboo

27 You listen to "Turning Japanese"

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

You change it to "Turning Weeaboo"

This is so true!

28 You know how to read Manga.

I can read Manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga -.- - BorisRule

Dude, you don't have to be a weeb to know how. Heck normal fans like me can read it. It's just a normal comic book read from the right instead of the left, GEEZ - MLPFan

You have a dyspraxia or dyscalculia and have problems with right/left. 0.o
I had problems with my shoes arrgggh.

29 You own chopsticks.

Ain't nobody cares because not only Japanese people use chopsticks
Ain't count! - BorisRule

Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count. - Entranced98

But what if you're already Asian? - Not_A_Weeaboo

I’m already an Asian!

30 You watched Super Duper Sumos

Yeah its an American cartoon, but it's a bit insulting they use their butts to stop crime?

31 You want live in Japan.

Tons of people want to live in Japan lol

So what? - BorisRule

32 You can name every VOCALOID

VOCALOID is my favorite otaku... thing?!
Yeah, Otomachi Una, Gumi and Kagamine Len are my favorite
by the way don’t hate on Miku just because she hogs the spotlight from other Vocaloids. Just saying

33 You don't like The Lion King because it is a ripoff of Kimba

Kimba and Lion King are actually both great - BorisRule

The real mvp here

Finished the list, none of these apply to me.
Yay. - Skullkid755

34 You only listen to J-Music

Sure I like J-music but that's not all I'll listen to. I like a whole variety of different music genres including classic rock, techno, latin pop, and Christian rap.

J-Music is great and all, but you know what celebrity beats them all?
Michael Jackson - BorisRule

Vocaloid is my country - Mocchiko

35 You don't know Japanese history.

You mean you KNOW Japanese History.

36 You watched Samurai Jack

So? Weeaboos probably could do that because its about a Samurai and it's old.

Samurai Jack isn't an anime - ElSherlock

That's a western cartoon. - Not_A_Weeaboo

That's an American cartoon - BorisRule

37 You watched banned Pokemon episodes

Seriously, the Electric Solider Porygon, who the hell would watch that.

Don't even mention it. It's horrible enough it gave nearly 800 children in Japan seizures, 685 of which were sent to the hospital. - BorisRule

Not necessarily - it's perfectly normal for non-weeaboos to check them out if they're fans of the Pokémon series or just out of curiosity. - Entranced98

38 You know every Japanese television show
39 You own Japanese clothes
40 You weigh over 300 pounds
41 You listen excessively to Lil Meerkat

I listen excessively to Michael Jackson - BorisRule

A lot of weebs do this - ShrekTheGoat

42 You Treat Anything From Japan Like a Gift From Jesus
43 You use the word "waifu"

Your waifu is Baka - Not_A_Weeaboo

I use it ironically lol - MasonOcker

44 You watch School Days.

School days is actually a good anime. Even though it's bad, it is realistically portraying the life of teenage kids, and is showing us the bad things that happen to High Schoolers. - styLIShT

This also amezing - upupdowndown

45 Your idol is Tamotsu (Mokkun)

Lol, only some lame loser would idolize such failure - MLPFan

I feel sick for merely knowing who this guy is - styLIShT

46 You own a Samurai Sword.
47 You want to become a sumo wrestler.
48 You only watch Japanese shows.
49 You know and have watched every Japanese gameshow past and present.
50 You know the first Anime/Manga.
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