Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo
The Top Ten
I love the anime I just don't feel like I should have sex with the characters - Mocchiko
Mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all of the time, ruins relationships and on the whole changes your life very much for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life. - Entranced98
It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic. - ethanmeinster
I love Anime, but I am not a weeaboo. - MabelPinesJessieJ
Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo. Not somebody who enjoys anime/manga/Japanese culture in a rational manner.
This is only a part of it though. Real, true and genuine weeaboo think they're Japanese - BorisRule
Hentai is art. - Not_A_Weeaboo
And its Boku No Pico.
Wolfaboos are somehow way worse than weeaboos.
So it also means that you compensate social interaction for a stuffed lump of fabric.
My family is Asian and we all own body pillows and we aren't Weeaboos
It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone. - ethanmeinster
I never got the appeal I just find them cringe. - XxembermasterxX
You use this as a millennial stereotype.
"... I'm like 32..." - Not_A_Weeaboo
Change it to you still live in your moms basement when your 25.-DarkBoi-X
What about cosplaying as an adult? I don't get it. Cosplay does not make you a weeaboo. lmfao
What about those crazy Disney-obsessed people who cosplays at Disneyland/World all the time? Are they weeaboos?
Whats wrong with cosplay?
What is wrong with cosplaying?
I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Shut up, people! You are NOT Japanese!
How about just using the word "Karaoke" that is a Japanese word.
I just say "cute" like a normal person. - FrozenHatingPokefan
This is my friend Beau William Bordelon the First
Or you are an artist/illustrator lololol
Emotion cancer is a new cancer. Symptoms are when someone uses the word cancer as an insult for everything they dislike/hate. It doesn't kill anyone but it makes someone else want to kill them. Cure for it - grow up.
Stop using cancer as an insult. It's like saying gay and autism as an insult and insults people with cancer. - JaykobWalson
Which is just a more cancerous version of reddit.Redditers can be cancerous but most of them are nice and I have been in many subreddits.4Cjan mostly consists of Alt Right and Weaboos as well as Communists and there's very few decent people.-DarkBoi-X
Sure those are both good foods but why souly like them only because they come from japan? I'll never understand why people do this
While I do like the two and I also like Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and I use LINE (An asian social media app), I don't like them only because they're Japanese. I also love various western dishes and even dishes from the country I'm from. Heck, If anything there are more western dishes I love than the japanese/chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo - MLPFan
Agreed. I've never tasted ramen, but I already tasted Pocky. But I really like Pocky because their flavours are interesting. - BorisRule
I can sense the Naruto fanboys from here... - styLIShT
If all you talk about is anime 24/7,you have a problem.
How can a Japanese person be a Weeaboo? I thought it was someone who wasn't Japanese but was obsessed with Japan and Japanese people.
My uncle is Japanese and he is NOT a weeaboo
That'd be like more as a nationalist than a weeaboo - BorisRule
You mean “Otaku”.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? UWU
Mcm and wcw - BorisRule
Only weebs like boku no pico. I am highkey disgusted with the maker of this series.
Boku No Pico? More like No. - styLIShT
This is the best anime in the world - upupdowndown
You have a messed up mind or sarcastic.
"wow you don't speak japanese? okay, but that means you should die faster than an old person in his death bed"
Only a moron would want this - MLPFan
Who doesn't want to be a Samurai?
It should be German food because anime is German - RoseWeasley
Pokemon is anime, but it's a completely different thing. Like what if you're good at the game or something? - styLIShT
I know a few of Pokemon names. - BorisRule
You mean the 807 and probably more to come?
Not a weeb but I can do this - Lunala
Saying "baka" in an English sentence will only make you sound like a weeb, so don't do it.
That word is stuck in my head for some stupid reason that's why I don't watch anime no more
Not a weeaboo they are cute, and are even in teen girl magazines.
Some are some aren't
The "Ø" instead of "O" in Twenty One?
Also, aren't all bands non-Japanese? - BorisRule
The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime". There's no such thing as "animes". Grammar mistake, bro. - BorisRule
Oh shut up this is not an English lesson. (or learning Japanese)
The plural of anime is anime, why don't people seem to get that? - styLIShT
Anime, cartoons what's the difference? there is none.
Crosse & Blackwell 4kids pasta shapes in tomato sauce? Which is pasta shapes of children's cartoon characters. I suppose Heinz is the original tinned pasta.
Ok did you grow up watching a 4kids show.
For example Pokemon
1.When it was a craze in the 90s to early 00s.
2.When the craze went but it was just still around.
3.When it became a bit of a craze again when Pokemon Go came out.
Everyone hates 4kids - ElSherlock
Um... everyone does. - Not_A_Weeaboo
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
You change it to "Turning Weeaboo"
This is so true!
I can read Manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga -.- - BorisRule
Dude, you don't have to be a weeb to know how. Heck normal fans like me can read it. It's just a normal comic book read from the right instead of the left, GEEZ - MLPFan
You have a dyspraxia or dyscalculia and have problems with right/left. 0.o
I had problems with my shoes arrgggh.
Ain't nobody cares because not only Japanese people use chopsticks
Ain't count! - BorisRule
Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count. - Entranced98
But what if you're already Asian? - Not_A_Weeaboo
I’m already an Asian!
Yeah its an American cartoon, but it's a bit insulting they use their butts to stop crime?
Tons of people want to live in Japan lol
So what? - BorisRule
VOCALOID is my favorite otaku... thing?!
Yeah, Otomachi Una, Gumi and Kagamine Len are my favorite
by the way don’t hate on Miku just because she hogs the spotlight from other Vocaloids. Just saying
Kimba and Lion King are actually both great - BorisRule
The real mvp here
Finished the list, none of these apply to me.
Yay. - Skullkid755
Sure I like J-music but that's not all I'll listen to. I like a whole variety of different music genres including classic rock, techno, latin pop, and Christian rap.
J-Music is great and all, but you know what celebrity beats them all?
Michael Jackson - BorisRule
Vocaloid is my country - Mocchiko
You mean you KNOW Japanese History.
So? Weeaboos probably could do that because its about a Samurai and it's old.
Samurai Jack isn't an anime - ElSherlock
That's a western cartoon. - Not_A_Weeaboo
That's an American cartoon - BorisRule
Seriously, the Electric Solider Porygon, who the hell would watch that.
Don't even mention it. It's horrible enough it gave nearly 800 children in Japan seizures, 685 of which were sent to the hospital. - BorisRule
Not necessarily - it's perfectly normal for non-weeaboos to check them out if they're fans of the Pokémon series or just out of curiosity. - Entranced98
I listen excessively to Michael Jackson - BorisRule
A lot of weebs do this - ShrekTheGoat
Your waifu is Baka - Not_A_Weeaboo
I use it ironically lol - MasonOcker
School days is actually a good anime. Even though it's bad, it is realistically portraying the life of teenage kids, and is showing us the bad things that happen to High Schoolers. - styLIShT
This also amezing - upupdowndown
Lol, only some lame loser would idolize such failure - MLPFan
I feel sick for merely knowing who this guy is - styLIShT