Top Ten Things You'll Need to Create a Weird TheTopTens List
Fed up with being sensible? Ever wonder what it takes to make a really good weird list on TheTopTens? Don't despair, my friends! Help is at hand. I am weird - I want to help you to be weird too! Here's what you'll need to be a successful weird list maker. Good luck and have fun!I think my humor is a mix of weird and sexual.
When I poop I listen to the USSR anthem
Weird is a good place to start. Agree?
Some of my best weird lists have been born in the wee small hours.
I love you, Tina! :) I love this element and this list as well!
Yeah, you can't make proper sensible decisions at 2 AM
Creativity blossoms when you're weary.
Mixing with sensible people generates sensibility (is that a word? ) you can't be sensible AND make a weird list. It wouldn't look right. It would look forced. You need to let weirdness into your life - embrace it.
Well, you've inspired me in the past, Tina. I think that says enough.
Your mind doesn't work quite right when you feel fit and well. Next time you're sick in bed, don't try and get better, use this time wisely to get your weird mind active!
A weird list doesn't work if you're a child. Kids ard weird anyway. An adult can be properly weird and create the most mind-blowing weird lists of all time.
Anybody can make a weird list, really.
Enya works wonders! 10 seconds of listening to those weird, creepy instruments and your mind will be in perfect weirdness mode.
I have the weirdest music taste on the whole site. Perhaps I should dip into it for inspiration.
Is Uptown Funk weird? I can't tell what its about.
I listen to Ali-A Saying Legendary 10,000 Times.
I found this hard because I'm hardly ever bored. But when my brother's bored, he says the strangest things... A weird TopTen list in the making methinks!
Well, if THIS doesn't make you weird, there's no hope for you. Go to bed and stay there!
How can you have balls to like Justin Bieber when he himself does not have balls?
There probably don't have the balls to like Justin Bieber.
Liking Justin Bieber is like an unforgivable sin!
Just listen to one of old Dave Cameron's speeches for inspiration. Trust me - it works!
That happens to me every day...oh wait, I never had ideas to begin with.
This is why I start making comparison lists.
That's how this weird list came about!
Spoonfuls of the crunchy variety should do it.
What if you're allergic?