Top Ten Things a College/University Student Would Never Say

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The Top Ten

1 There's nothing so sweet as a 9am lecture to wake up to in the morning!

Maybe They would say it but in a sarcastic manner. - AlphaQ

2 Group projects are a flawless way of learning and getting everyone to make worthwhile contributions!

I just had a group project. Everybody but me waited till the last minute to do anything in it. And one guy never even showed up at all. - NuMetalManiak

Sure man, go to the party, I don't mind finishing the project myself! - PositronWildhawk

My previous projects in middle school I work by myself only all the time except for engineering class for this year and nowadays - Kevinsidis

It's a good way of mooching of someone else's work #ThugLife - TwilightKitsune

3 I just wanna spend all the time in the world putting citations in my assignment!

Is this a euphemism...? Haha - Britgirl

Hell, why not be so daring as to put a Harvard, Vancouver, Chicago and Turabian Reference on ONE source?! You absolute legend! - PositronWildhawk

4 Eh, I don't really mind paying for printing. Maybe the tuition fees just aren't giving the college enough funding!

Why would you ever even print at a college library. Just save that paper on a flash drive or something, take it to the home computer, and print from there. - NuMetalManiak

I will admit, the college printers (at least at my university) print in very high quality, but I would much rather do an alright print job at home for free. I've only used college printers a couple of times when I only just remembered what I needed to print at the last minute. - PositronWildhawk

5 Are you seriously going to study ALL NIGHT?! Are you insane?!

Well, it’s better than going out at a party, getting drunk, and getting yourself into other serious trouble

6 I can't wait to see the new edition of the textbook I've had for two years!

Dude, I've got all the editions from 1 to 7! The 8th ed better have re-expressed the Fourier period as T-subscript-0 rather than L-subscript-0, right?! - PositronWildhawk

7 OMG, the lab staff are so helpful! With their guidance, I can get the experiment done without wasting a moment of time!

FYI, I've never had a shred of relevant information from lab staff in all of my time at university. I do not exaggerate. - PositronWildhawk

8 No, no, don't worry about the student discount; I can pay full price!
9 I've just moved into an affordable apartment just a two minute walk from the Physics building!
10 I know every single person here!

The Contenders

11 Yeah dude, I'm completely on top of things! The exam? No problem!
12 Wow the amount of work I get is small and great!

Even though I'm still a junior in high school, I still know college kids wouldn't even say this in August. - naFrovivuS

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1. Eh, I don't really mind paying for printing. Maybe the tuition fees just aren't giving the college enough funding!
2. Group projects are a flawless way of learning and getting everyone to make worthwhile contributions!
3. I can't wait to see the new edition of the textbook I've had for two years!
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1. There's nothing so sweet as a 9am lecture to wake up to in the morning!
2. Are you seriously going to study ALL NIGHT?! Are you insane?!
3. Group projects are a flawless way of learning and getting everyone to make worthwhile contributions!
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