Top 10 Things Rainbow Dash Would Say to Her Haters

The Top Ten
1 "My friends like me, so I couldn't care less what you think of me."

"You have friends? Last time I saw you called one an egghead, bullied one constantly, and acted like a jerk. They aren't your friends. They are your punching bags." That's what I would say back.

They like you? Don't remember that.

We love you, Dash.

2 "Can't hear you, too busy being awesome."

Dear Dash, you can be more awesome in trash can, it fits you.

3 "I've helped save the world multiple times. What've you done recently?"

The world? Only your pony world but not the real world.

Save my friend in pool from drowning. And you? Kiss with Soarin meanwhile Ponyville neaded you?

4 "Can't hear you. I'm deaf to stupidity."

Huh? What'd you say? I'm also deaf to stupidity.

Same, I'm deaf to stupidity, as well, Rainbow.

5 "I farted on your pillow!"

This just goes to show the immaturity of Dash fans.

What an immature thing to say.

6 "I am going to kill your parents"

Rainbow Crash would never say that, and whoever wrote that should be sorry. Shame on whoever wrote that. This is exactly why Rainbow Crash fans suck, they can't just respect us haters.

This is cruel, whoever said that should be sorry.

Oh! Really? So first know where I live!

7 "You're just jealous that I have more friends than you."

Oh really? They aren't really your friends, just your punching bags that you constantly abuse and bully.

At least I have a real life that's not treating my friends like crap! Plus, who cares?!

She's right. But my friends actually like me unlike her.

Haha, I actually have more friends than you dash.

8 "Don't you have anything else better to do than talk about how much you hate me? I mean, I know there are a lot of moments in the show that aren't my best, but I at least learn from my mistakes."

No not really, hating you feels great.

9 "Your parents don't love you."

Rainbow Dash is a fictional character. You must be a complete idiot to think that she would say this to people that are real.

They love me so much, rainbow liar!

Liar liar pants on fire

10 "I am jealous of Buttercup"

Whoever is calling me a fanbrat needs to be nicer, all I am doing is that I'm trying to prove how Buttercup is better than rainbow dash and you guys bullying me for just sharing my opinion, it is not like I am being mean to you guys, I just hate rainbow dash. You guys need to stop saying rude stuff to dash haters, then we will leave you alone if you stop responding to us calling us bad names, how would you like it if I called you a bad name? Do you guys want someone to commit suicide? If you don't then don't call people bad names, what you said was offensive. I know I do bring buttercup too much, but you don't have to be so rude about it. Plus I never called you bad names so be kinder.

She sure is, no wonder she is trying to act like buttercup. She is just jealous because buttercup is prettier and stronger than her.

Who is calling me buttercup fanbrat? Just proving how mean you are. I can be obsessed with her if I want.

The Contenders
11 "I think someone's stealing your car."

I don't have one.

12 "You don't even know what bullying is."

If this is to refer about her fans that are actually mean, apparently, we know what bullying is

More like rainbow dash doesn't know what bullying is.

13 "I hate you back!"

Thank you for hating us!

14 "Why are you wearing diapers?"

Oh! Ha ha, that is you and your fans who are wearing diaper!

I'm not wearing diapers.

Heya, blind pegasus.

15 "I know you are, but what am I?"

Rainbow Dash is not ugly, in fact Twilight Sparkle is ugly! - TheMuslimMemer

You're an ugly pony.

16 "You realize you're pretty much bullying me, you hypocrite"

You say that to your butt-hurt fans who bully people who doesn't like you and not respecting someone's opinion.

17 "Get a life. I'm not even real."

All dash haters are regards.

18 "I love you"

And I don't. Go away or I'll get a repellent

19 "Grow up"
20 "Your face looks like a pizza."

You look like an homosexual clown (I have nothing against homosexual people).

I do not look like pizza, dash looks like pizza.

Before saying us you should look at yourself

21 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

That's sounds like a monster!

Are you evil or something.

22 "Your mother was really good in bed last night."

She was sleeping, you idiot

23 "Go get me a drink, slave."

I'm not your slave, you horse! I'm not a horse's slave because I'm a real person who lives in a REAL world and you're not even real

Fine! :gets water and puts poison in it: :Rainbow drinks it and she dies: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

I am not your slave, and I will not bring you anything, you don't even deserve fame.

24 "Buttercup is my bitch"

You're just a cheap copy of her.

25 "Damn, you ugly!"

Have you looked in a mirror latterly?

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