Top 10 Things Rainbow Dash Would Say to Her Haters

The Top Ten

1 "My friends like me, so I couldn't care less what you think of me."

"You have friends? Last time I saw you called one an egghead, bullied one constantly, and acted like a jerk. They aren't your friends. They are your punching bags." That's what I would say back. - Ultron123

We love you, Dash.

They like you? Don't remember that.

Blow me, bitch tits.

2 "Can't hear you, too busy being awesome."

Dear Dash, you can be more awesome in trash can, it fits you.

3 "I've helped save the world multiple times. What've you done recently?"

Lmao all the haters have no life

The world? Only your pony world but not the real world.

Save my friend in pool from drowning. And you? Kiss with Soarin meanwhile Ponyville neaded you?

Hm well I've saved the real world in video games a lot. You're just a dumb animated character who needs to lose her wings than get knocked off a cliff. Not harsh at allz

4 "Can't hear you. I'm deaf to stupidity."

Huh? What'd you say? I'm also deaf to stupidity.

5 "I farted on your pillow!"

This just goes to show the immaturity of Dash fans. - TwilightKitsune

6 "I am going to kill your parents"

Oh! Really? So first know where I live! - Sugarcubecorner

This is cruel, whoever said that should be sorry.

7 "You're just jealous that I have more friends than you."

At least I have a real life that's not treating my friends like crap! Plus, who cares?! - MLPFan

Haha, I actually have more friends than you dash.

I can only be jealous of how stupid you are

She's right. But my friends actually like me unlike her.

8 "I am jealous of Buttercup"

Whoever is calling me a fanbrat needs to be nicer, all I am doing is that I'm trying to prove how Buttercup is better than rainbow dash and you guys bullying me for just sharing my opinion, it is not like I am being mean to you guys, I just hate rainbow dash. You guys need to stop saying rude stuff to dash haters, then we will leave you alone if you stop responding to us calling us bad names, how would you like it if I called you a bad name? Do you guys want someone to commit suicide? If you don't then don't call people bad names, what you said was offensive. I know I do bring buttercup too much, but you don't have to be so rude about it. Plus I never called you bad names so be kinder.

She sure is, no wonder she is trying to act like buttercup. She is just jealous because buttercup is prettier and stronger than her.

Who is calling me buttercup fanbrat? Just proving how mean you are. I can be obsessed with her if I want.

9 "Don't you have anything else better to do than talk about how much you hate me? I mean, I know there are a lot of moments in the show that aren't my best, but I at least learn from my mistakes."

Not true. You'll always be a brat and stupid. Most of your fanboys (except JPK, Neonco and Riverclan for I know now) are stupid and so are you - MLPFan

10 "I think someone's stealing your car."

I don't have one.

Yeah, like I'm buying that๐Ÿ˜‘ - MLPFan

The Contenders

11 "You don't even know what bullying is."

If this is to refer about her fans that are actually mean, apparently, we know what bullying is - MLPFan

More like rainbow dash doesn't know what bullying is.

12 "Your parents don't love you."

They love me so much, rainbow liar! - Sugarcubecorner

Rainbow Dash is a fictional character. You must be a complete idiot to think that she would say this to people that are real.

Liar liar pants on fire - MLPFan

My parents love me. Deal with it. ๐Ÿ˜Ž - Ultron123

13 "I hate you back!"

Thank you for hating us! - Sugarcubecorner

#worst insult ever. - Ultron123

Hey, Dash. Wanna know what I think about it? 3 words:

14 "I know you are, but what am I?"

Rainbow Dash is not ugly, in fact Twilight Sparkle is ugly! - TheMuslimMemer

You're an ugly pony.

15 "You realize you're pretty much bullying me, you hypocrite"

You say that to your butt-hurt fans who bully people who doesn't like you and not respecting someone's opinion. - CorvetteroZR1

16 "Grow up"

You're +18 years old and still act like a little girl :V - CorvetteroZR1

17 "Why are you wearing diapers?"

Oh! Ha ha, that is you and your fans who are wearing diaper! - Sugarcubecorner

I'm not wearing diapers.

Heya, blind pegasus. - Ultron123

18 "Your face looks like a pizza."

Before saying us you should look at yourself - Sugarcubecorner

I do not look like pizza, dash looks like pizza.

You look like an homosexual clown (I have nothing against homosexual people). - CorvetteroZR1


That's sounds like a monster! - Sugarcubecorner

Are you evil or something.

You need help fast :v - MLPFan

20 "Your mother was really good in bed last night."

She was sleeping, you idiot

She's not zoophilic ;V - CorvetteroZR1

21 "Go get me a drink, slave."

I'm not your slave, you horse! I'm not a horse's slave because I'm a real person who lives in a REAL world and you're not even real - MLPFan

I am not your slave, and I will not bring you anything, you don't even deserve fame.

Fine! :gets water and puts poison in it: :Rainbow drinks it and she dies: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

22 "Buttercup is my bitch"

You're just a cheap copy of her. - CorvetteroZR1

23 "Damn, you ugly!"

Have you looked in a mirror latterly?

24 "Get a life. I'm not even real."

All dash haters are regards.

25 "I love you"

And I don't. Go away or I'll get a repellent - MLPFan

I don't and I never will ;V - CorvetteroZR1

Eeh! I don't - Sugarcubecorner

26 "You eggheads!"
27 "You know, there are a lot of other characters in the show that ACTUALLY deserve to be hated."

Persuacion attempt failed :V - CorvetteroZR1

28 "At least I don't go mentally insane over not sending a stupid letter like Twilight."

At least I don't treat people terribly or constantly think I'm better than everyone - MLPFan

At least I'm not a jerk to friends that don't like you anyway. - Ultron123

29 "You don't have to like me. I like me."

Lol. Like Kanye.

30 "Your account has been suspended."
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