Top Ten Things You Don't Want Your Parents to Catch You DoingNuMetalManiak So you are minding your business home alone when surprise! One or both of your parents came home early! Here's the stuff they don't want you to see you ever doing.
The Top Ten
My dad caught me masturbating twice. The first time he walked in on me and it was kinda awkward but we didn't talk about it afterward, I guess he just accepted it because he knew it was normal and I'm sure he does it or he at least used to do it when he was younger. The second time he caught me I had my door open, which was stupid of me and he saw me masturbating. He had a chat with me about it but all he mainly said was its fine if I want to do it, he doesn't mind me doing it but I just need to close my door because he doesn't want my sisters or mum to have to see me masturbating. But mostly he was pretty chill, I guess cause he knew every guy does it, it is normal and he most likely does it or did it when he was my age. (to be honest, he probably just has sex every night now with my Mum! ) - That would feel better and you'd get better orgasms anyway!
Lol so true, if parents caught you jerking your fly... then wouldn't be so happy about it. I mean there's been a few times I was almost got caught doing this. My advice whatever room you're doing it make sure it's locked and that the volume's muted. All I have to say about that.
I KNEW this would be at #1 before I even clicked on the list. - RockFashionista
I typically just lock my door lol. - railfan99V 9 Comments
I accidentally broke my mom's heater while carrying it down the stairs. She told me to take it down from her room and I accidentally tipped it over and broke the dials as I was picking it up. She forgave me afterwards.
It's one thing to mess with their stuff without permission. It's another to break something they own. - NuMetalManiak
Oh you broke insert high tech gadget that was overly expensive. - htoutlaws2012
This something that someone would do if they hate their parents really badly.-LitSavageV 1 Comment
By having the stove kitchen run a good portion, and KABOOM! There goes the home owners insurance. - htoutlaws2012
My parents enjoy the Talking Heads' music.
They'd probably notice - TwilightKitsune
What’s that smell?
Why is there flames coming from the house?
EVACUATE! - lovefrombadlands
My parents already catch me doing this - LizardKing99
I have a fear that somebody's going to walk in on me eating something and be like "WHY are you eating all the food? " - junior1337
My pet peeve lol-strange spider
It should be sweet food. Not all food is bad - GametheorysucksV 3 Comments
I'm nosy, so when I'm worried about my parents, I go through their stuff to see what's going on. If my mom caught me, she'd just get mad. If my dad caught me, he'd kill me. That's why I do it when they're not home. - Elric-san
By starring at there personal fiance... that would be considered somewhat creepy intentions. - htoutlaws2012
I don't necessarily watch porn but I do watch the stuff that I don't want my parents know I'm watching
I'll never do that! - Neonco31
Remember kids, don't be like Jared Fogle! - htoutlaws2012
What? Then they could stop you because everyone knows nothing's worth killing yourself over. - keycha1n
I nearly committed suicide 3 times and my mom nearly put me in a shelter. - PrincessKiana
Wow. They could stop you any moment now! - Neonco31
Definitely one of the worst things to do. - GametheorysucksV 2 Comments
What a disturbing thing to find. - Powerfulgirl10
Why is this not on top?!
Masturbating, they do not get angry. Sex, they go mad and ban you from the person you ar doing it with forever
Sex and Masturbate are basically similar aspects both found in the top 10 I wonder. - htoutlaws2012V 7 Comments
They'll rat on you regardless of whose stuff gets broken. - NuMetalManiak
Yeah overheat, and not be up to date, by cleaning your files, and then buy a new computer that sucks. - htoutlaws2012
I opened all of the lights and machines in my house. And 10 MINUTES LATER... *power goes out*. - nko32
By having it on in the middle of the night I've down way too many times. - htoutlaws2012
Not going to make the same mistake my brother ended up pulling. - htoutlaws2012
Unless you have parents that do drugs every day (and are subsequently awful at parenting, for the record), no parent ever wants to catch a kid doing drugs. You learn this kind of stuff is school yet some kids you might know decide to do it. Heck, I see lots of smokers on campus daily.
On the other hand, there is that whole legalization business for marijuana, so I'm not exactly sure what the future will hold for the pot smokers. - NuMetalManiak
Once I said smoke weed every day and my parent almost killed me - assassin23
Not my forte, but everyone else in the family does it. - htoutlaws2012
This should be at the number #420 - WhatAreWeHaving4LulzV 1 Comment
I would not want my parents to know that I'm watching a GoAnimate Grounded Video
I commentate when playing games but don't like it when people hear me. My mum says my lips randomly move and that's just me talking to the voices in my head, which I believe that for some reason some are real people across the world. I'm weird and offbeat, end of story. - Lunala
I pretend I can talk to my favorite characters and my mom doesn't mind. - PrincessKiana
I do this all the time. - RiverClanRocks
My parents think that only people with mental problems do thisV 2 Comments
Unsure if this would be a awkward, or good see doing type moment. - htoutlaws2012
That would be horrible because I sing really bad...I mean good. - lovefrombadlands
Singing death growls...
That would be awkward - GametheorysucksV 1 Comment
I am always very careful because they will get angry if they find out about this site
They don't know this site exists. It is my escape from life's issues. - Lunala
I try to distance any glimpse of them knowing what this site is about. Granted all these countdown related, but there are various other things you can do as well. - htoutlaws2012
I just pretend I'm reading books online and close the tab when my parents walk by - SwiftdawnV 4 Comments
That depends on the genre of music in all honesty in the parents acceptance level of all music genres. - htoutlaws2012
My parents blocked songs with explicit content on my iPod and she blocked my 6 favorite songs so I listen to them on Spotify and YouTube every day! - lovefrombadlands
I hope my parents don't find out about the lyrics to Kurumi Ponchio, because I have that song on my mp3 player - mayamanga
Imagine running the sink for a couple of hours... then a week later the water bill is up high gee I wonder what acts you pulled this time. - htoutlaws2012
But Bart Baker's parody of Anaconda is educational, Mom!
My mum always asks "what do you watch on youtube" in that voice as if she knew exactly what videos you saw. Why the heck would my mum be interested in a youtube channel about pokemon cards and cutting up Elemental Monkeys and Hawluchas - Lunala
Luckily for me, My mom doesn't care what I watch. - PrincessKiana
Better get some protecting otherwise this will come back to haunt you down the path, and before you know you could be on the Maury show lol. - htoutlaws2012
I get this one since they do attack pop culture in ruthless aggression fashion where it works really well, but at times way controversial methods. - htoutlaws2012
I really want to watch this show, but Mom doesn't let me. I even got to the point where one of the items on my christmas list was for mom to let me watch South Park. - Blaze
When I was SIX I watched South Park. Not joking. My dad knew and LET us watch it then said "don't tell mum". My dad is one of those parents who lets their kids do whatever. - Lunala
I don't even watch South Park - Neonco31
Compared to Simpsons, and Family Guy the writing and humor is very consistent to this day. - htoutlaws2012
My dad had this giant bag of Starburst jelly beans in a drawer in his room, and I used to always steal them. - lovefrombadlands
Such as wealth which ends up losing trust when being left alone. - htoutlaws2012
When I'm naked its ME TIME for GAD sakes. -LetsGoSwagger
''We're going streaking! '' - htoutlaws2012
Two comments down, no offense but, becose is spelled because, thei is spelled they, and alrady is spelled already. But this is so much better to have my MOM catch me (I'm a girl) doing. My dad once walked in on me having sex with my boyfriend. yeh, much harder to explain and deal with. - Swiftdawn
Haha. Its funny becose its stupid. Thei alrady see you naked when you was a baby.
For some reason, they hate it. - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz
For me I had stricted guidelines back in the day playing video games on a limited basics on weekdays I kid you not. - htoutlaws2012
mine too - assassin23
I don't do drugs but my sister tried it once, my mom beat her. Sadie never did it again - Swiftdawn
Kids simply do not take drugs in any circumstance. - htoutlaws2012
My parents caught me. I'm surpised this isn't on the top of the list. they were super pissed!
They already caught me watching it before - Neonco31
I secretly like My Little Pony. Ever since 2013. - Lunala
I watch My Little Pony! - lovefrombadlands
Never cared for MLP it wasn't for me. - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
Being the bully yourself is not a very good attribute to ones personality corrupt by the raised background. - htoutlaws2012
Huge difference between kid friendly, and total ''risk hub search.'' - htoutlaws2012
They always judge my moms like WATCH SOMETHING YOUR AGE. MAYBE THERE's NOTHING ON! - LetsGoSwagger
Thanks Hotel Mario for giving this to us... you may be god awful of a video game, but this is probably the best thing that has come outta this cult phenomenon. - htoutlaws2012
For some reason I really would hate even if my mom sees me watching video game videos on youtube. How would I explain to her if she cought me watching YTP? - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz
Not that much of a crime since Anime is allowed in the household... not the biggest fan, but its not that bad as some make it out to be. - htoutlaws2012
Somebody has a sadistically awful mind for even thinking about this in the fist place. - htoutlaws2012
That's not something a lot of parents get mad about, my sister was for a year and my mother was mad but my father supported her completely. (My mom gets mad when you look at her phone for the time) - Swiftdawn
Okay then you are referring to homosexuals, and Lesbians... by all means the preference of ones gender bias varies to this day. - htoutlaws2012
that's gay - assassin23
How is masturbating and not suicide worse to catch your child doing. I would rather see my son or daughter masturbate the hang or stab themselves.
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2. Smoking weed
2. Watching porn
3. Having sex
2. Breaking their stuff
3. Breaking your own stuff
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