Top Ten Worst Hetalia CouplesMontyPython
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It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.
That's just disgusting...
I think Germanys so cool but it just dosnt really fit for his brother
They're really just brothers. period.V 1 Comment
I know sometimes the hetalia fandom was full biased on usuk. Yes, the shipping wars are just really irritating. Although I'm a big fan of Fruk, it was just not working.
I just don't like how usuk shippers assume the whole fandom likes usuk. I never liked it. It's not the message we are trying to pass here.
This can't be physically incest since they are not proven to be related directly like the Italy brothers. It's most likely emotionally incest. They swore to one another to be brothers who would support one another
Also, attention to the last " usuk" episode where England has a dream of America in Africa. It was most likely a nightmare. He didn't want to deal with America again and do something out of their awkward relationship since 1776. He didn't want to "babysit" him.
And this argument about how Hima confirmed that England had a crush on America is fake. The post has been removed long ago and I don't see further proof of it.
I think that when people ship UsUk, they forget America and England are brothers - in England's point of view. England collapses on Fourth of July because America was the first colony he ever lost, not because he was mourning the loss of his lover. The Revolutionary War was very sad, but I didn't see any romantic indications at all. England mourns for America's childhood, of how the sweet little boy used to look up to him and not laugh at him. America has no feelings for England, nor did he revolt because he wanted England to see him as a lover. England raised him! Although centuries have passed, England still sees America as the younger brother he lost. There relationship is a complex one, not based on romance.
Why didn't I know about this earlier? Yes, I totally agree. You can make as many excuses as you want but England raised America and still sees him as a little brother. I wish people could appriciate their PLATONIC relationship without trying to force some awkward, unhealthy romance aspect into it. I can't escape from this ship either, it's just everywhere. I honestly feel like this ships being shoved down my throat when I don't ship it and I never will. I much prefer England with France, who he has passionate and mature relationship with so many layers and so much love. Or America with Japan, who he has a really cute, fun friendship with.
USUK is the worst pairing in Hetalia because they have zero chemistry, zero romance... etc. they don't match at all. I really don't get why so many people like this pairing, some people say it's candy eye, but I don't see that at all, they don't even look good together; and the thing I don't understand the most is why is America the top, he is the worst seme ever.
I don't like Germancest when Prussia is the uke/bottom, I only like PruGer.
This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.
I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.
This should be in the top spot!
Wow this ship actually exists... ewV 8 Comments
A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.
. They're BROTHERS, for Pete's sake! - MarByz
They are biological brothers. Seriously!
Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other. - MarByz
A bit pedophlic, in my opinion.
The fangirls just make all of this uncomfortable. Why does every character need so many ships? Like most of these don't even work! In my opinion the ones that work is him paired with America, France, China and maybe Japan? Only my opinion but just some of the ships here are horrible, most of them consisting of England.
The reason why this is a bad ship is because Seychelles HATES England with all of her guts! Sorry to those who ship it but it's not a very good ship (IN MY OPINION! )
I don't hate seychelles but I hate her when she ship with england or with france.
I have nothing against Sey, in my opinion she's not that bad
Why Sey? England (Britain) had a lot more other colonies
Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why
I honestly think Belarus needs to find someone else I mean Russia doesn't love Belarus that way and believe me I'm as big of a fan of yandere as the next anime fan but I just don't see it I wish they would fix this.
Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!
Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn
I'm chill with this ship and the people who ship it but I'm just not into ships that fight 24/7. It's just not cute or interesting to me.
I don't like this ship at all
...They're mortal enemies. Plus, it fights with USUK almost all the time in the shipping wars. I would rather have a crack ship that doesn't mind if others don't ship it. I just don't see this happening, sorry.
Nooo just nooV 5 Comments
Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair loveV 1 Comment
This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.
I swear I see this ship all over the anime side of Instagram. I see it whenever I go on a couple Hetalia tags. - Pegasister12
It's bloody everywhere.
No no no no! my friends ship this so whenever they talk about it I literally walk away. they ask me why I hate this ship and I say "because england is why too (how do I put this) I want to say to loud and evil for japan.V 2 Comments
Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.
I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.
Prussia hates Russia.
To be honest I used to ship this because of a friend who gave me wrong historical information about Prussia obeying Russia or being part of the country or something like that. Also there's a bunch of yaoi doujinshis of them wich is rareV 1 Comment
Yes they did have a union but looking at it in the present I think they just have FRIENDLY feelings for each other. Denmark in his own words refers to Norway as a "best friend" and I don't think he sees him as anything else beyond that. Norway refers to him as "anko" because Denmark is older and as Himaruya says it holds a "classmate like feeling" meaning these 2 aren't really meant to be assumed as gay for each other. They have a history but all the Nordics have strong ties with each other in their histories. Who's to say that Denmark and Norway don't have any strong ties with the other Nordics when they did? The chemistry might be seen by the fans but I can't see them being together.
Norway keeps blatantly insulting Denmark and he just ignores it and you never know if it hurts Denmark's feelings. Opposites may attract but in this case I think not because Norway can't stand Denmark's hyperactive persona and he strangles him! Their relationship ...more
Seriously people! Denmark refers to him as a friend and Norway can't stand how hyper he is. Their too different from each other and their bickering is not justified as romance because they you can see that they don't treat each other as anything but friends. They just seem to have a friendly rivalry and the way Norway treats him is no romantic implication! You can see friends hitting each other sometimes and it's normal for them. I also think Denmark has no other feelings for him other than brotherly tendencies and the vibe they give off is just friendship to me. I can't see them as a couple.
What? They? Don't hate each other? Best friends can be in love? Hasn't anyone ever told you to marry your best friend? Literally Nor bakes him cakes and holds his hand and "wants his flank," in canon? You people... Nor shows his affection through teasing people. He's literally so uncomfortable with people that he will "leave on sight," but he's comfortable enough to tease Den. Not to mention they were married? Happily? And we're forcibly ripped apart as PUNISHMENT? Jeez people.
Except for the fact that Norway is socially uncomfortable around most people, yet is very open with Denmark, shares cakes with Denmark, was married to Denmark, has a canon picture holding hands with Denmark, Cares about Denmark, playfully teases Denmark, and my personal favorite, canonically "wants Denmark's flank."
Honestly, people need to realize that there is no hate between these two. Denmark quite obviously thinks the world of Norway, and Norway cares about him in return, and even while Norway struggles when it comes to displaying emotions, anyone can still plainly see that he cares, showing it in his own little way. Norway is one of those people who show their affection through teasing. He pokes him with his feet (canon, and adorable), and is never actually mean to him. It's all playful teasing. These two probably have one of the most healthy relationships in the entire show. And, just putting it out there, you can be both best friends and ...more
Just another crack pairing that a lot people ship for whatever reason. Seriously, how did this become so popular? It makes no sense.
I fact, this pairing makes sense because in "goodnight with Prussia", he talks a bit about Canada. - Meshlya
Okay! This is totally false! If you honestly LOOK at the ship it shows how both Prussia and Canada are going through the struggle of being invisible and they are helping each other out (Fanon) BUT! Prussia and Canada also share pancakes together! They commonly talk to each too! This ship makes so much sense! THIS SHIP IS BEAUTIFUL!
Don't make sense.
The most idiotic pairing ever (along with AmeBel). I'm not going to enumerate the arguments because they were said by many people millions of times before. It's just surprising how the pairings that have insignificant basis or don't make any sense at all become oh so popular.
(I can see them being the best buds though.)
I hope it burns in hell
I totally agree, GerIta is trash. I liked it once but the fanbase and the rabid fangirls had ruined it. GerIta is not canon and it never was.
- A GerIta hater
Ps: Germano and Itacest are better
I used to ship this, somewhat, then I got into fights since I also ship Italy with others (he's my ship whore) and whenever anyone posts a thing with the one of them dating someone else, they get back lash, because GerIta. Well at least from my experience...
Plus they're best friends, ok?!
They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.
It's more than obvious that THEY. HATE. EACH. OTHER.
Why Is This Here?... Their Relation Is Actually Cannon Russia Back In The Past Used To Adore America Very Much To The Point Od Constantly Always Vising Him Withe The Son Of His Boss,But Because The Bosses Of Those 2 Sided With Some Other Group Russia Was Forced To Leave America Alone To Fend For Himself While Raising Alaska Or Something Like That As Well As Other Kids America Had From Past Marriges So I Think This Pairing Can Actually Be Forgiven.
I don't even understand this ship...
THEY HATE EACH OTHER!
I can understand most hate-love relationships but this...
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
THEY H-A-T-E EACH OTHER, DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND HATE?!
Honestly, this ship is really lame. It's too basic, and not even cute. Sure, they were married, but that doesn't mean they actually loved each other.
This is like an almost canon thing
Why hate lmao
Hungary still cares about Austria and it's canon
Why is this here. ITS BASICALLY CANON people. they're MARRIED
Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?
If you ship this, you need to reevaluate your life choices
They're brothers? Literally? What is wrong with you people.
I hate this ship there brothers and Norway is just a little over protective cause of its terrible past and wants Iceland to have a clean life there cute as brothers but a couple gwad noV 1 Comment
Where's the canon evidence in this ship? Oh, that's right, there is no canonical evidence!
This ship has no development. The only reason it's a ship because of the Vietnam War.
I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.
I deeply hate this ship. It's just both of their personalitys don't fit together. Also, I'm pretty sure Vietnam hates America. But, I also deeply hate Vietnam.V 1 Comment
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3. Russia x Prussia