Top Ten Worst Hetalia Couples


The Top Ten

1 Germancest

It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.

That's just disgusting...

It's awful. - erw115


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I know sometimes the hetalia fandom was full biased on usuk. Yes, the shipping wars are just really irritating. Although I'm a big fan of Fruk, it was just not working.

I just don't like how usuk shippers assume the whole fandom likes usuk. I never liked it. It's not the message we are trying to pass here.

This can't be physically incest since they are not proven to be related directly like the Italy brothers. It's most likely emotionally incest. They swore to one another to be brothers who would support one another

Also, attention to the last " usuk" episode where England has a dream of America in Africa. It was most likely a nightmare. He didn't want to deal with America again and do something out of their awkward relationship since 1776. He didn't want to "babysit" him.

And this argument about how Hima confirmed that England had a crush on America is fake. The post has been removed long ago and I don't see further proof of it.

Why didn't I know about this earlier? Yes, I totally agree. You can make as many excuses as you want but England raised America and still sees him as a little brother. I wish people could appriciate their PLATONIC relationship without trying to force some awkward, unhealthy romance aspect into it. I can't escape from this ship either, it's just everywhere. I honestly feel like this ships being shoved down my throat when I don't ship it and I never will. I much prefer England with France, who he has passionate and mature relationship with so many layers and so much love. Or America with Japan, who he has a really cute, fun friendship with.

I think that when people ship UsUk, they forget America and England are brothers - in England's point of view. England collapses on Fourth of July because America was the first colony he ever lost, not because he was mourning the loss of his lover. The Revolutionary War was very sad, but I didn't see any romantic indications at all. England mourns for America's childhood, of how the sweet little boy used to look up to him and not laugh at him. America has no feelings for England, nor did he revolt because he wanted England to see him as a lover. England raised him! Although centuries have passed, England still sees America as the younger brother he lost. There relationship is a complex one, not based on romance.

Usuk is incest :/

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3 Itacest

Really? There are better ships than this. - Kikira


4 England x Sealand

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.

This should be in the top spot!

Gross. Enough said. - MarByz

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5 UsCan

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.

They're BROTHERS, for Pete's sake! Why must people ruin family relationships? - MarByz

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

6 Russia x Ukraine

Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other. Plus incest is gross. - MarByz

Ahen, "Holdomor" *cough, cough* - SolaHaze

7 Switzerland x Liechtenstein

More like brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related. - MarByz

A bit pedophlic, in my opinion.

8 England x Seychelles

The fangirls just make all of this uncomfortable. Why does every character need so many ships? Like most of these don't even work! In my opinion the ones that work is him paired with America, France, China and maybe Japan? Only my opinion but just some of the ships here are horrible, most of them consisting of England.

The reason why this is a bad ship is because Seychelles HATES England with all of her guts! Sorry to those who ship it but it's not a very good ship (IN MY OPINION! )

I don't hate seychelles but I hate her when she ship with england or with france.

I have nothing against Sey, in my opinion she's not that bad

but hey

Why Sey? England (Britain) had a lot more other colonies

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9 Russia x Belarus

Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why

Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!

I honestly think Belarus needs to find someone else I mean Russia doesn't love Belarus that way and believe me I'm as big of a fan of yandere as the next anime fan but I just don't see it I wish they would fix this.

Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn

10 FrUk

I'm chill with this ship and the people who ship it but I'm just not into ships that fight 24/7. It's just not cute or interesting to me.

I don't like this ship at all

...They're mortal enemies. Plus, it fights with USUK almost all the time in the shipping wars. I would rather have a crack ship that doesn't mind if others don't ship it. I just don't see this happening, sorry.

Nooo just noo

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The Contenders

11 Sweden x Denmark

Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair love

Not to mention sufin is practically canon.

Agreed. - Kikira

12 England X Japan

This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

I swear I see this ship all over the anime side of Instagram. I see it whenever I go on a couple Hetalia tags. - Pegasister12

It's bloody everywhere.

No no no no! my friends ship this so whenever they talk about it I literally walk away. they ask me why I hate this ship and I say "because england is why too (how do I put this) I want to say to loud and evil for japan.

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13 PruCan

Just another crack pairing that a lot people ship for whatever reason. Seriously, how did this become so popular? It makes no sense.

I fact, this pairing makes sense because in "goodnight with Prussia", he talks a bit about Canada. - Meshlya

Okay! This is totally false! If you honestly LOOK at the ship it shows how both Prussia and Canada are going through the struggle of being invisible and they are helping each other out (Fanon) BUT! Prussia and Canada also share pancakes together! They commonly talk to each too! This ship makes so much sense! THIS SHIP IS BEAUTIFUL!

Don't make sense.

The most idiotic pairing ever (along with AmeBel). I'm not going to enumerate the arguments because they were said by many people millions of times before. It's just surprising how the pairings that have insignificant basis or don't make any sense at all become oh so popular.
(I can see them being the best buds though.)

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14 Russia x Prussia

Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.

I think only people who hate prussia ship this, I can't ship this because Prussia is my favorite character

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

To be honest I used to ship this because of a friend who gave me wrong historical information about Prussia obeying Russia or being part of the country or something like that. Also there's a bunch of yaoi doujinshis of them wich is rare

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15 RusAme

They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.

It's more than obvious that THEY. HATE. EACH. OTHER.

Why so cruel to America? ((( - MarByz

I don't even understand this ship...
I can understand most hate-love relationships but this...

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16 DenNor

Yes they did have a union but looking at it in the present I think they just have FRIENDLY feelings for each other. Denmark in his own words refers to Norway as a "best friend" and I don't think he sees him as anything else beyond that. Norway refers to him as "anko" because Denmark is older and as Himaruya says it holds a "classmate like feeling" meaning these 2 aren't really meant to be assumed as gay for each other. They have a history but all the Nordics have strong ties with each other in their histories. Who's to say that Denmark and Norway don't have any strong ties with the other Nordics when they did? The chemistry might be seen by the fans but I can't see them being together.

Norway keeps blatantly insulting Denmark and he just ignores it and you never know if it hurts Denmark's feelings. Opposites may attract but in this case I think not because Norway can't stand Denmark's hyperactive persona and he strangles him! Their relationship ...more

Seriously people! Denmark refers to him as a friend and Norway can't stand how hyper he is. Their too different from each other and their bickering is not justified as romance because they you can see that they don't treat each other as anything but friends. They just seem to have a friendly rivalry and the way Norway treats him is no romantic implication! You can see friends hitting each other sometimes and it's normal for them. I also think Denmark has no other feelings for him other than brotherly tendencies and the vibe they give off is just friendship to me. I can't see them as a couple.

What? They? Don't hate each other? Best friends can be in love? Hasn't anyone ever told you to marry your best friend? Literally Nor bakes him cakes and holds his hand and "wants his flank," in canon? You people... Nor shows his affection through teasing people. He's literally so uncomfortable with people that he will "leave on sight," but he's comfortable enough to tease Den. Not to mention they were married? Happily? And we're forcibly ripped apart as PUNISHMENT? Jeez people.

Hey, well I do believe this ship can workout. It did workout and didn’t worked because Denmark was a bastard. But now if they’ve learnt their lesson, isn’t the same as what happened in history. But people need to realize. People from north Europe all came basically from Asia, right before the Vikings. Then they separated and stayed where they wanted to (and fought if there was someone in the place they wanted to). In the past it was actually a pretty much dangerous situation. Do you guys know it?
About Iceland, I think it was basically the same, though it’s so far away that they developed on their own and have a totally different culture. Finland also have a totally different culture though it’s really close to Sweden on some parts, so it can and can’t be considered an “brother” to Sweden.
At the end, they are all family because the countries love each other. Yes there’s possibility of a new marriage between them and all them were married once (before Denmark ...more - Kikira

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17 GerIta

I hope it burns in hell

I totally agree, GerIta is trash. I liked it once but the fanbase and the rabid fangirls had ruined it. GerIta is not canon and it never was.

- A GerIta hater
Ps: Germano and Itacest are better

I used to ship this, somewhat, then I got into fights since I also ship Italy with others (he's my ship whore) and whenever anyone posts a thing with the one of them dating someone else, they get back lash, because GerIta. Well at least from my experience...
Plus they're best friends, ok?!

18 NorIce

Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?

I don't usually like incest. It makes me sick, those who ship it need help (jk) but this incest ship makes me think otherwise. But all countries in Europe came from Asia which means any ship in Europe is basically incest (might be wrong)

If you ship this, you need to reevaluate your life choices

Well I do believe this ship is one of the best ships. If you don’t like it because it’s “incest” you should rethink your thoughts about basically any shipping between countries. People need to realize. People from north Europe all came basically from Asia, right before the Vikings. Then they separated and stayed where they wanted to (and fought if there was someone in the place they wanted to). In the past it was actually a pretty much dangerous situation. Do you guys know it?

About Iceland, I think it was basically the same, though it’s so far away that they developed on their own and have a totally different culture.

I do feel bad when I think on Denmark when I think about this couple though. Since he’s like so close to Norway and stuff, and Norway doesn’t want anything with him anymore and wants with Iceland? Well repeating mistakes is a foolish. But countries can change.

Norway always cared more about Iceland than any other country. It does seem ...more - Kikira

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19 America x Vietnam

This ship has no development. The only reason it's a ship because of the Vietnam War.

I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

Where's the canon evidence in this ship? Oh, that's right, there is no canonical evidence!

They don't have exactly good history together. And like it was said before, it has no development. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel. - MarByz

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20 Sweden x Finland

Who ever said Finland is an uke? - Kikira

Sooo boring and overrated, this ship makes sweden look so creepy.
i'm sick of all this couples with tall seme and short uke

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Top Remixes

1. Germancest
2. Itacest
3. UsCan
1. Germancest
2. Itacest
3. UsCan
2. GerIta
3. Russia x Prussia



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