Top Ten Worst Hetalia Couples

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The Top Ten

1 USUK

Why didn't I know about this earlier? Yes, I totally agree. You can make as many excuses as you want but England raised America and still sees him as a little brother. I wish people could appriciate their PLATONIC relationship without trying to force some awkward, unhealthy romance aspect into it. I can't escape from this ship either, it's just everywhere. I honestly feel like this ships being shoved down my throat when I don't ship it and I never will. I much prefer England with France, who he has passionate and mature relationship with so many layers and so much love. Or America with Japan, who he has a really cute, fun friendship with.

I know sometimes the hetalia fandom was full biased on usuk. Yes, the shipping wars are just really irritating. Although I'm a big fan of Fruk, it was just not working.

I just don't like how usuk shippers assume the whole fandom likes usuk. I never liked it. It's not the message we are trying to pass here.

This can't be physically incest since they are not proven to be related directly like the Italy brothers. It's most likely emotionally incest. They swore to one another to be brothers who would support one another

Also, attention to the last " usuk" episode where England has a dream of America in Africa. It was most likely a nightmare. He didn't want to deal with America again and do something out of their awkward relationship since 1776. He didn't want to "babysit" him.

And this argument about how Hima confirmed that England had a crush on America is fake. The post has been removed long ago and I don't see further proof of it.

I think that when people ship UsUk, they forget America and England are brothers - in England's point of view. England collapses on Fourth of July because America was the first colony he ever lost, not because he was mourning the loss of his lover. The Revolutionary War was very sad, but I didn't see any romantic indications at all. England mourns for America's childhood, of how the sweet little boy used to look up to him and not laugh at him. America has no feelings for England, nor did he revolt because he wanted England to see him as a lover. England raised him! Although centuries have passed, England still sees America as the younger brother he lost. There relationship is a complex one, not based on romance.

Honestly I have always hated this ship, the two are BROTHERS (though it hasn't been proven), if anything. That's basically incest, it's disgusting. The relationship between these two is platonic. I'm glad to learn I'm not the only one who thinks this ship is ridiculous.

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2 Itacest

Why do fangirls ship incest? Its sickening! Its like thinking about your own sibling!

Really? There are better ships than this. - Kikira

TRASH TIER

It’s INCEST people, jeez... - MarByz

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3 Germancest

It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.

That's just disgusting...

It's awful. - erw115

THEY'RE BROTHERS, WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT THIS WOULD MAKE PRUSSIA A PEDO Because He's Known Germany as a BABY/Chibi

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4 England x Sealand

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.

This should be in the top spot!

repelling.

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5 UsCan

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.

They're BROTHERS, for Pete's sake! Why must people ruin family relationships? - MarByz

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

It makes no sense There brothers for crying out loud

6 Russia x Ukraine

Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other (seriously, they are not biological siblings). Plus incest is gross. - MarByz

Ahen, "Holdomor" *cough, cough* - SolaHaze

7 Switzerland x Liechtenstein

More like brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related. - MarByz

A bit pedophlic, in my opinion.

Why even ship dis

8 NorIce

Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?

If you ship this, you need to reevaluate your life choices

They're brothers? Literally? What is wrong with you people.

There's literally nothing romantic about incest, please stop

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9 Japan x Denmark

Actually the netherlands warned him

How in the heck does this ship make any sense whatsoever!?

It was The Netherlands who warned him. - MarByz

, that’s for real? I mean I can’t really think on it as a possibility but well now I do, never heard of this ship - Kikira

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10 Sweden x Denmark

Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair love

Not to mention sufin is practically canon.

Agreed. - Kikira

The Newcomers

? America x Seychelles

The Contenders

11 England x Seychelles

The fangirls just make all of this uncomfortable. Why does every character need so many ships? Like most of these don't even work! In my opinion the ones that work is him paired with America, France, China and maybe Japan? Only my opinion but just some of the ships here are horrible, most of them consisting of England.

The reason why this is a bad ship is because Seychelles HATES England with all of her guts! Sorry to those who ship it but it's not a very good ship (IN MY OPINION! )

I don't hate seychelles but I hate her when she ship with england or with france.

I have nothing against Sey, in my opinion she's not that bad

but hey


Why Sey? England (Britain) had a lot more other colonies

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12 Russia x Belarus

Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why

Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!

Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn

I honestly think Belarus needs to find someone else I mean Russia doesn't love Belarus that way and believe me I'm as big of a fan of yandere as the next anime fan but I just don't see it I wish they would fix this.

13 FrUk

I'm chill with this ship and the people who ship it but I'm just not into ships that fight 24/7. It's just not cute or interesting to me.

I don't like this ship at all

...They're mortal enemies. Plus, it fights with USUK almost all the time in the shipping wars. I would rather have a crack ship that doesn't mind if others don't ship it. I just don't see this happening, sorry.

Nooo just noo

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14 Prussia x Italy

Well, personally I think it is much more likely than GerIta. Since Prussia in canon has a crush on Italy, so it works from his angle. I don't dislike this ship Even though I do not think it would work from Italy's angle since he seems to not even notice.

I just cannot see it at all, plus, Italy x Germany is much much much better in so many ways so with that opinion, I think that Itapru/ Pruita is terrible okay I'll just leave it at that.

15 England X Japan

I swear I see this ship all over the anime side of Instagram. I see it whenever I go on a couple Hetalia tags. - Pegasister12

This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

It's bloody everywhere.

No no no no! my friends ship this so whenever they talk about it I literally walk away. they ask me why I hate this ship and I say "because england is why too (how do I put this) I want to say to loud and evil for japan.

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16 RusAme

They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.

It's more than obvious that THEY. HATE. EACH. OTHER.

Why so cruel to America? ((( - MarByz

I don't even understand this ship...
THEY HATE EACH OTHER!
I can understand most hate-love relationships but this...
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
THEY H-A-T-E EACH OTHER, DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND HATE?!

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17 Sealand x America

Seriously this ship is horrible and gross I actually searched up this ship as a joke and lemons show up

Oh Gawd, no... - MarByz

18 PruCan

Just another crack pairing that a lot people ship for whatever reason. Seriously, how did this become so popular? It makes no sense.

I fact, this pairing makes sense because in "goodnight with Prussia", he talks a bit about Canada. - Meshlya

Don't make sense.

Okay! This is totally false! If you honestly LOOK at the ship it shows how both Prussia and Canada are going through the struggle of being invisible and they are helping each other out (Fanon) BUT! Prussia and Canada also share pancakes together! They commonly talk to each too! This ship makes so much sense! THIS SHIP IS BEAUTIFUL!

... The basis of this disgrace is really weird and negligible. Makes absolute 0.0 sense to me. It's as stupid as AmeBel. - MarByz

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19 Russia x Prussia

Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.

I think only people who hate prussia ship this, I can't ship this because Prussia is my favorite character

Prussia hates Russia.

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

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20 GerIta

I hope it burns in hell

I totally agree, GerIta is trash. I liked it once but the fanbase and the rabid fangirls had ruined it. GerIta is not canon and it never was.

- A GerIta hater
Ps: Germano and Itacest are better

I used to ship this, somewhat, then I got into fights since I also ship Italy with others (he's my ship whore) and whenever anyone posts a thing with the one of them dating someone else, they get back lash, because GerIta. Well at least from my experience...
Plus they're best friends, ok?!

21 GerMano

There is literally NOTHING to support this ship, and I have no idea how it came to be in the first place. Romano hasen't shown even remote interest in Germany, and the only interactions they've had were Romano openly cursing out and badmouthing Germany. Even from Germany's side, there is literally NO interest! I'm usually pretty open to other people's oppinons and ships, but this is the one hetalia paring I can not stand. If you ship it, that's fine, and I'm sorry, but this ship is honestly damn disgusting to me.

22 America x Vietnam

This ship has no development. The only reason it's a ship because of the Vietnam War.

I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

Where's the canon evidence in this ship? Oh, that's right, there is no canonical evidence!

They don't have exactly good history together. And like it was said before, it has no development. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel. - MarByz

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23 Prussia x Hungary

The fandom ruined Hungary for me. This ship is everywhere and it's so annoying. No wonder I left the fandom.

AusHun is far superior

I don't hate it, but it's, like, EVERYWHERE (waaay tooo popular) and it's annoying. - MarByz

24 AusHun

Honestly, this ship is really lame. It's too basic, and not even cute. Sure, they were married, but that doesn't mean they actually loved each other.

This is like an almost canon thing

Not bad, but way too omnipresent. - MarByz

Why hate lmao
Hungary still cares about Austria and it's canon

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25 AmeBela

I'm not trying to offend anyone who ships AmeBel but I just can't stand this pairing! I mean their personalities clash with each others and even the countries in real life aren't in good relations, I think the only interaction they both have is when America took care of Bela and TRIED to be a brother to her, but if you read the history book America pretty much neglected Bela. And I don't think America would like anyone who supports Russia's side and I don't think Bela is gonna give up so easily on Russia either. This is just my opinion on this ship, if you respect my opinion then I respect your ships.

To be honest, I don't even now how this became a ship in the first place. Both of their personalities don't really mix well. Plus, Belarus probably won't get over her Russia obsession, and I'm pretty sure America is canon with someone else.

I hate this ship. Their personalities clash horribly and they would have no chemistry whatsoever! AmeBel is stupid since it's obvious they would never be meant for each other.

THIS must burn in hell. Seriously.
It must be higher. - MarByz

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26 Taiwan x Japan

Let me just say that the people of Taiwan pretty much hate the Japanese. Even now they still hate them.

I'm Taiwanese, my grandmother deeply hated Japanese rule. Taiwan and China from Hetalia are a propaganda piece; Taiwan is Japan's "friend" and China is the emasculated stereotype who gets all the credit for WWII.

It's impossible

27 Sealand x Wy

They to young to be shipped.

They just don't need to be a couple. It just makes England X Australia a more plausible ship.

They're children what the hell

I don't know whether this one is cute or weird...
Ah, what the Dark Forest. Another member of my Great Hetalia Ship Armada.

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28 HongIce

Really, this ship is horrible. No need to explain more. They're both only friendly towards each other, nothing else. /Nothing/. I hate this ship more than anything else.

It's not even cute. HongIce is not nice

OH GOD ITS JUST SO NO. THE PRETTY MUCH ONLY INTERACTION THEY HAD ICELAND HATED IT.

It would be incest too since people who went to north Europe came from Asia. But well, I don’t think on it as a real thing, only if it doesn’t work out with closer countries. Because, Damn Iceland is distant from anyone, so he
can basically be shipped with anyone who’s at a minimum not so long distance of him. And they both feel similar, so similar that I don’t think it would workout. But well it’s a possibility. - Kikira

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29 IceFridge

What the hell is this ship?

...the hell? - MarByz

yes

Lol that’s the funniest ship ever but isn’t an actual ship right? Weird people appear anywhere. - Kikira

30 Germany x England

They are like cousins and England hates Germany.

They just don't get along at all and in most doujinshis there usally forced together

31 RoChu

- cries because I ship this I even saw Germany x Italy -

Seriously Why Would Anyone Ship These 2 is Beyond Me In Th Anime And Manga And In Real Life China Hates Russia And Does Not Even Want Him Near,Sure There Is The Whole Thing Russia Turned China Communist But Not Because They Liked Each Other.It Has Been Known Throughout History That Countries Help Other Countries But For Their Own Personal Gain And When One Country Cannot Help The Other Country It Is Know That They Other Leave Or Betray Them,Or Something Like That.

CHINA IS SCARED OF RUSSIA

32 GrandpaOliver

This ship is so beautiful! The concept of Grandpa Oliver is perfect. This ship shows the difference between two polar opposite. This ship should totally be cannon.

...You do realize this is a page for worst ships right?

This is a crack ship above all crack ships.

I didn't even know this existed but... No.

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33 RusLiet

Why do people have to be so cruel to Lithuania? ( - MarByz

34 Spamano

Romano doesn't deserve Spain he treats him too bad, I usually like tsundere characters but Romano is crossing the line. I think Spain is better with France or Belgium because they treat him better.

35 DenNor

Yes they did have a union but looking at it in the present I think they just have FRIENDLY feelings for each other. Denmark in his own words refers to Norway as a "best friend" and I don't think he sees him as anything else beyond that. Norway refers to him as "anko" because Denmark is older and as Himaruya says it holds a "classmate like feeling" meaning these 2 aren't really meant to be assumed as gay for each other. They have a history but all the Nordics have strong ties with each other in their histories. Who's to say that Denmark and Norway don't have any strong ties with the other Nordics when they did? The chemistry might be seen by the fans but I can't see them being together.

Norway keeps blatantly insulting Denmark and he just ignores it and you never know if it hurts Denmark's feelings. Opposites may attract but in this case I think not because Norway can't stand Denmark's hyperactive persona and he strangles him! Their relationship ...more

Seriously people! Denmark refers to him as a friend and Norway can't stand how hyper he is. Their too different from each other and their bickering is not justified as romance because they you can see that they don't treat each other as anything but friends. They just seem to have a friendly rivalry and the way Norway treats him is no romantic implication! You can see friends hitting each other sometimes and it's normal for them. I also think Denmark has no other feelings for him other than brotherly tendencies and the vibe they give off is just friendship to me. I can't see them as a couple.

What? They? Don't hate each other? Best friends can be in love? Hasn't anyone ever told you to marry your best friend? Literally Nor bakes him cakes and holds his hand and "wants his flank," in canon? You people... Nor shows his affection through teasing people. He's literally so uncomfortable with people that he will "leave on sight," but he's comfortable enough to tease Den. Not to mention they were married? Happily? And we're forcibly ripped apart as PUNISHMENT? Jeez people.

Hey, well I do believe this ship can workout. It did workout and didn’t worked because Denmark was a bastard. But now if they’ve learnt their lesson, isn’t the same as what happened in history. But people need to realize. People from north Europe all came basically from Asia, right before the Vikings. Then they separated and stayed where they wanted to (and fought if there was someone in the place they wanted to). In the past it was actually a pretty much dangerous situation. Do you guys know it?
About Iceland, I think it was basically the same, though it’s so far away that they developed on their own and have a totally different culture. Finland also have a totally different culture though it’s really close to Sweden on some parts, so it can and can’t be considered an “brother” to Sweden.
At the end, they are all family because the countries love each other. Yes there’s possibility of a new marriage between them and all them were married once (before Denmark ...more - Kikira

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36 Philippines x America

I can see how people ship this. Culturally, America and the Philippines have a good relationship. But I would rather see them have a platonic relationship than a romantic one.

Since Philippines is a CANON character it can kinda make sense but I see them have a BROTHERLY relationship! Not much as lovers!

Sure, I'd love a Philippines as much as the next Filipino fan, but still. I don't see how shipping an OC with an actual character works. Even worse, people tend to forget history between them. America actually took away the Philippines' independence after it was declared!

Yes, there are some other trrible ships with the Philippines in it, but this is a notp for me.

EVERY SHIP WITH PHILIPPINES IN IT IS CRAP

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37 Flying Mint Bunny x England

This even exists?

- starts dieing-

Simply Beautiful

This is my OTP! 1! 1!

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38 Greece x Japan

I only see them as close friends

39 Puerto Rico x U.S.A

...what. I think Puerto Rico now has the "Philippines OC Shipping" fever. come on, guys! You can do better than this! Stop shipping Puerto Rico with America just like the Philippines!

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40 China x Seychelles

I don't get it. - MarByz

41 LietPol

Come on people, that ship DID worked out before and it was so cute... though the way it ended was kind of real sad - Kikira

For me, they’re much better just as friends. - MarByz

42 Philippines x Japan

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Japan took over the Philippines, for heaven's sake! Would that help the Philippines' relationship towards Japan? NO! Honestly, I see them more as frenemies then lovers.

Isn't the Philippines an OC? So technically, this isn't even a real ship.

43 Franada

This ship isn't my favourite. I see France and Canada as "Father and Son" relationship! I don't really agree with this ship.

Brotherly-like relationship only. - MarByz

44 Greece x Turkey

They seem to dislike each other, so I don’t understand why are they shipped together and I don’t agree with it. - MarByz

45 Ameripan

Guys, I know that its super cute that they love technologic and many other things but when I look at them I simply cannot see how Japan would still like America, HE DROPPED AN ATOMIC BOMB ON TWO OF JapanS CITIES. I know that if we weren't supposed to ship hetalia couples because of historical facts, we wouldn't ship nothing at all, but still... Sorry

This doesn't really need an explanation. Just remember Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima. You're welcome.

Well I ship this everyone else that's here and that ships this please say Hello I'm not mad but sup

They’re much better just as friends.
Plus, it’s pretty awkward ship due to Pearl Harbor/Hiroshima and Nagasaki. - MarByz

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46 Denmark x The Netherlands

What really - Kikira

47 Sweden x Finland

Who ever said Finland is an uke? - Kikira

Sooo boring and overrated, this ship makes sweden look so creepy.
i'm sick of all this couples with tall seme and short uke

48 Doitsu x Doitsu

Just kidding, not really a bad couple. It's the best.

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