Top Ten Worst Hetalia Couples

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1 USUK

Incest alarms are blaring. England sees America as a brother or less even, though it's sad to think about. Same with America, also sad to think about. This ship has to be the most toxic out of every other one. My opinion, but please for the love of god stop forcing the damned ship onto me and others. USUK shippers can ship what they want, along with everyone else, but try to keep it to yourselves.

Why didn't I know about this earlier? Yes, I totally agree. You can make as many excuses as you want but England raised America and still sees him as a little brother. I wish people could appriciate their PLATONIC relationship without trying to force some awkward, unhealthy romance aspect into it. I can't escape from this ship either, it's just everywhere. I honestly feel like this ships being shoved down my throat when I don't ship it and I never will. I much prefer England with France, who he has passionate and mature relationship with so many layers and so much love. Or America with Japan, who he has a really cute, fun friendship with.

I mean it isn't bad and I'm not trying to offend anyone who likes this ship but I find it a bit overrated sometimes?

I know sometimes the hetalia fandom was full biased on usuk. Yes, the shipping wars are just really irritating. Although I'm a big fan of Fruk, it was just not working.

I just don't like how usuk shippers assume the whole fandom likes usuk. I never liked it. It's not the message we are trying to pass here.

This can't be physically incest since they are not proven to be related directly like the Italy brothers. It's most likely emotionally incest. They swore to one another to be brothers who would support one another

Also, attention to the last " usuk" episode where England has a dream of America in Africa. It was most likely a nightmare. He didn't want to deal with America again and do something out of their awkward relationship since 1776. He didn't want to "babysit" him.

And this argument about how Hima confirmed that England had a crush on America is fake. The post has been removed long ago and I don't see further proof of it.

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2 Itacest

That’s just disgusting. Aside from the obvious problem of them BEING BROTHERS, they are complete opposites of each other. I would even say that South Italy is jealous of North Italy. This relationship would never work out, and the incest adds a whole new level of disgusting.

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Incest is actually disgusting. I don't know why this isn't on the top instead of UsUk because unlike itacest and other incest ships, UsUk isn't WRONG. So stop shipping this crap.

Why do fangirls ship incest? Its sickening! Its like thinking about your own sibling!

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3 England x Sealand

SEALAND IS A CHILD! If you MUST ship him, at least ship him with one of the other younger nations, like Wy!

what

WHY DOES THIS EXIST? WHERE IS MY HOLY WATER?

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

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4 Germancest

It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.

That's just disgusting...

It's awful. - erw115

I think Germanys so cool but it just dosnt really fit for his brother

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5 UsCan

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.

They're BROTHERS, for Pete's sake! Why must people ruin family relationships? - MarByz

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

It makes no sense There brothers for crying out loud

6 Russia x Ukraine

I'm not sure what the other person was taking about Russia and Ukraine being enemies. Well, I haven't been into the story for a while so maybe I missed something (or they were talking about real life? ) but yeah I don't get this one.

Ukraine is russia sister!

Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other (seriously, they are not biological siblings). Plus incest is gross, people. - MarByz

Ahen, "Holdomor" *cough, cough* - SolaHaze

7 Switzerland x Liechtenstein

One word: Incest!

A bit pedophlic, in my opinion.

More like brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related. - MarByz

Why even ship dis

8 NorIce

They are confirmed to be brothers...by blood...why do people ignore the fact that is is blatant incest? Besides that, a lot of the shippers know, and don’t care! Just what would make you think that the fact that Norway wants Iceland to call him big bro makes it romance?

Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?

There's literally nothing romantic about incest, please stop

If you ship this, you need to reevaluate your life choices

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9 Japan x Denmark

Actually, it was the Netherlands who warned him. - MarByz

How in the heck does this ship make any sense whatsoever!?

Actually the netherlands warned him

Honestly kind of cute since Denmark went all the way over to Japan to warn him that some country was gonna bomb him... I like any ship with Japan and AmeriPan is my OTP but this doesn't stop me from supporting other ships but still...

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10 Sweden x Denmark

Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair love

Not to mention sufin is practically canon.

Agreed. - Kikira

The Contenders

11 England x Seychelles

I don't know why, but I hate them together. France x England 4 life!

The fangirls just make all of this uncomfortable. Why does every character need so many ships? Like most of these don't even work! In my opinion the ones that work is him paired with America, France, China and maybe Japan? Only my opinion but just some of the ships here are horrible, most of them consisting of England.

The reason why this is a bad ship is because Seychelles HATES England with all of her guts! Sorry to those who ship it but it's not a very good ship (IN MY OPINION! )

I don't hate seychelles but I hate her when she ship with england or with france.

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12 Prussia x Italy

Well, personally I think it is much more likely than GerIta. Since Prussia in canon has a crush on Italy, so it works from his angle. I don't dislike this ship Even though I do not think it would work from Italy's angle since he seems to not even notice.

To be honest- just because a person has a crush on another, doesn't mean that it’ll work out. GerIta is much more developed than Prussia x Italy, and offers development to both characters (Germany and Italy) as well. I’ll have to vote this- it doesn't seem to make sense nor does it have any background behind it. - butterflysky

I just cannot see it at all, plus, Italy x Germany is much much much better in so many ways so with that opinion, I think that Itapru/ Pruita is terrible okay I'll just leave it at that.

13 Russia x Belarus

Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why

Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn

I honestly think Belarus needs to find someone else I mean Russia doesn't love Belarus that way and believe me I'm as big of a fan of yandere as the next anime fan but I just don't see it I wish they would fix this.

Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!

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14 FrUk

Seriously not a fan, can't see them as anything more than long time rivals who have and most likely always will hate each other.
Not a great history between them in actuality, and the general impressions between them aren't great even now. Even in jest it's a common thing for the English and French to dislike each other - I look at them and I think of that scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the French guys are taunting the English King Arthur and his knights (yes he's called Arthur that makes it stand out even more for me ).
Nothing cute or romantic about them. Doesn't work as a ship at all, it's crack at best.
Anyone who ships them really doesn't get how the countries actually feel about each other in general in my opinion (pretty cringey to see as an English person).

As a English person, I know there has always been history of England and France having wars, and since Hetalia is about History, that means they would probably hate eachother.

They both have a rivalry and I know for a fact France would rather marry anyone else and England would ditto.

I'm chill with this ship and the people who ship it but I'm just not into ships that fight 24/7. It's just not cute or interesting to me.

I don't like this ship at all

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15 RusAme

They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.

It's more than obvious that THEY. HATE. EACH. OTHER.

Why so cruel to America? ((( - MarByz

Why Is This Here?... Their Relation Is Actually Cannon Russia Back In The Past Used To Adore America Very Much To The Point Od Constantly Always Vising Him Withe The Son Of His Boss,But Because The Bosses Of Those 2 Sided With Some Other Group Russia Was Forced To Leave America Alone To Fend For Himself While Raising Alaska Or Something Like That As Well As Other Kids America Had From Past Marriges So I Think This Pairing Can Actually Be Forgiven.

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16 Sealand x America

...this exists?

Seriously this ship is horrible and gross I actually searched up this ship as a joke and lemons show up

Oh Gawd, no... - MarByz

17 England X Japan

This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

I swear I see this ship all over the anime side of Instagram. I see it whenever I go on a couple Hetalia tags. - Pegasister12

It's bloody everywhere.

No. Just no. How someone came up with this ship I don't know but no.

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18 GerIta

I love gerita

Most hateful ship ever.

I hate this ship ugh

Never really understood the hype about it

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19 PruCan

Seriously this doesn’t even make any sense.
One comic strip of interaction and this fandoms hooked?
Really?

Just another crack pairing that a lot people ship for whatever reason. Seriously, how did this become so popular? It makes no sense.

I fact, this pairing makes sense because in "goodnight with Prussia", he talks a bit about Canada. - Meshlya

Don't make sense.

Okay! This is totally false! If you honestly LOOK at the ship it shows how both Prussia and Canada are going through the struggle of being invisible and they are helping each other out (Fanon) BUT! Prussia and Canada also share pancakes together! They commonly talk to each too! This ship makes so much sense! THIS SHIP IS BEAUTIFUL!

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20 AmeBela

For the most part I respect most of the ships in Hetalia, we all have the right to our own opinion, but this one makes no sense on any level.

I'm not trying to offend anyone who ships AmeBel but I just can't stand this pairing! I mean their personalities clash with each others and even the countries in real life aren't in good relations, I think the only interaction they both have is when America took care of Bela and TRIED to be a brother to her, but if you read the history book America pretty much neglected Bela. And I don't think America would like anyone who supports Russia's side and I don't think Bela is gonna give up so easily on Russia either. This is just my opinion on this ship, if you respect my opinion then I respect your ships.

I hate This.

To be honest, I don't even now how this became a ship in the first place. Both of their personalities don't really mix well. Plus, Belarus probably won't get over her Russia obsession, and I'm pretty sure America is canon with someone else.

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21 GerMano

There is literally NOTHING to support this ship, and I have no idea how it came to be in the first place. Romano hasen't shown even remote interest in Germany, and the only interactions they've had were Romano openly cursing out and badmouthing Germany. Even from Germany's side, there is literally NO interest! I'm usually pretty open to other people's oppinons and ships, but this is the one hetalia paring I can not stand. If you ship it, that's fine, and I'm sorry, but this ship is honestly damn disgusting to me.

ROMANO HATES GERMANY. I prefer Italy with Germany and Romano with Spain. Not saying the fanfiction is bad(it's actually pretty good) but definitely not canon. - sophiacai

22 Russia x Prussia

Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

I think only people who hate prussia ship this, I can't ship this because Prussia is my favorite character

Prussia hates Russia.

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23 RoChu

1 of all I ship America and Russia RUSAME 2 of all I hate ROCHU.

I toats agree with the last 2 comments I hate this ship with the fiery passion of a thousand billion infinite suns and beyond comprehension!

CHINA IS SCARED OF RUSSIA

Seriously Why Would Anyone Ship These 2 is Beyond Me In Th Anime And Manga And In Real Life China Hates Russia And Does Not Even Want Him Near,Sure There Is The Whole Thing Russia Turned China Communist But Not Because They Liked Each Other.It Has Been Known Throughout History That Countries Help Other Countries But For Their Own Personal Gain And When One Country Cannot Help The Other Country It Is Know That They Other Leave Or Betray Them,Or Something Like That.

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24 IceFridge

Why did you put this here, it's 100% amazing

Wonderful ship, why is it here?

Best ship ever. Why is it here?

Yes

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25 America x Vietnam

I don't know why but I seriously hate this

Uhm, I'm pretty much Vietnamese and I understand my country's history =A=.. so NOPE

This ship has no development. The only reason it's a ship because of the Vietnam War.

I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

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26 Prussia x Hungary

PruAus is much better, this one is kinda weird, don't hate it, but don't love it either

Can the cringe get any worse

The fandom ruined Hungary for me. This ship is everywhere and it's so annoying. No wonder I left the fandom.

AusHun is far superior

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27 Taiwan x Japan

I only support their relationships as siblings, not romantically. Plus, the way Taiwan treats Japan is annoying, while other people find it cute.

Yes, always. I was literally searching for Taiwan and this showed up. Even when I search for other ships involving Taiwan (like HongTai, TaiKor, TaiViet, etc.) this showed up for no reason. I used to ship this (for only a few days) and I've seen it way too much and it's REALLY getting annoying.

Crack open a damn history book or read about the Japanese Occupation of Taiwan. It was horrific.

Let me just say that the people of Taiwan pretty much hate the Japanese. Even now they still hate them.

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28 Spamano

Just like USUK, this pairing is not okay. Yeah, at the end of the day they're just countries, but I HATE having this ship shoved in my face. Spain literally raised Romano like he was his own son. It's just disgusting that people would actually pair these two together.

Romano doesn't deserve Spain he treats him too bad, I usually like tsundere characters but Romano is crossing the line. I think Spain is better with France or Belgium because they treat him better.

29 HongIce

There's almost zero canon interaction (except for the Halloween episode, in which they barely spoke, and it was mostly Hong Kong). Their personalities would likely ruin the friendship, as Hong Kong is more lively, bubbly, and with the times, whereas Iceland is more secluded, relaxed, and almost traditional. They would probably be good as friends, but as a couple, they don't really mix.

Really, this ship is horrible. No need to explain more. They're both only friendly towards each other, nothing else. /Nothing/. I hate this ship more than anything else.

It's not even cute. HongIce is not nice

OH GOD ITS JUST SO NO. THE PRETTY MUCH ONLY INTERACTION THEY HAD ICELAND HATED IT.

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30 Germany x England

They are like cousins and England hates Germany.

They just don't get along at all and in most doujinshis there usally forced together

31 RusLiet

Russia has abused Lithuania, who has scars to prove it. Abuse is a big no no.

Why do people have to be so cruel to Lithuania? ( - MarByz

I literally hate this ship SO much. I mean, Russia L I T E R A L L Y abused Lithuania! He made him dress up in a maid outfit and chased him around with a whip, and then there’s that one time in the comic (While You Were Gone) when Poland wanted to prank Lithuania when he was in the bath and he looked in and! Saw! SCARS! On his back! Literally, people.

32 Sealand x Wy

They're children what the hell

They to young to be shipped.

They just don't need to be a couple. It just makes England X Australia a more plausible ship.

Eww Wy clearly hates Sealand. She isn't a tsundere at all, she just wants NORMAL FRIENDS who don't shout and act very childish like the other Micronations. Fighting relationships aren't very cute or funny

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33 Lithuania x Belarus

@MarByz agreed

Lithuania should be with POLAND! >:( - SukiChanHetalian

Belarus is way too cruel to him, and Lithuania deserves much better. - MarByz

34 AusHun

Guys...they're married.
Still, that makes it pretty boring...like austria... - sophiacai

Honestly, this ship is really lame. It's too basic, and not even cute. Sure, they were married, but that doesn't mean they actually loved each other.

This is like an almost canon thing

Not bad, but way too omnipresent. - MarByz

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35 Russia x Canada

Looks like nobody thinks bad about it I don't ship it but can see it happening

36 Greece x Japan

Canon thing to go against this:
Japan and Greece have done the diddly doo with each other. So rip anyone who hates this

Not really it was a dream during a sleepover

I only see them as close friends

37 GrandpaOliver

What even is this ship

This is a crack ship above all crack ships.

This ship is so beautiful! The concept of Grandpa Oliver is perfect. This ship shows the difference between two polar opposite. This ship should totally be cannon.

...You do realize this is a page for worst ships right?

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38 Flying Mint Bunny x England

This even exists?

Simply Beautiful

- starts dieing-

Okay, this one is just crazy. It's seems okay if FMB is human, but seriously. I don't think England would harbor any romantic feelings for his magical buddies. In my opinion, I think that he just sees them all as good friends. FMB seems to be more of a best friend for England, not a lover.

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39 LietPol

Come on people, that ship DID worked out before and it was so cute... though the way it ended was kind of real sad - Kikira

For me, they’re much better just as friends. - MarByz

40 Greece x Turkey

Greece and Turkey are enemies in both hetalia and real life. Plus Giripan and other ships with Greece are better except for the hate ones and the pedophilic ones

They dislike each other, so I don’t understand why are they shipped together and I don’t agree with it. Also, the real-life countries are pretty much like cat and dog. - MarByz

41 Philippines x Japan

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Japan took over the Philippines, for heaven's sake! Would that help the Philippines' relationship towards Japan? NO! Honestly, I see them more as frenemies then lovers.

Isn't the Philippines an OC? So technically, this isn't even a real ship.

42 Puerto Rico x U.S.A

Do we even HAVE Puerto Rico?

...what. I think Puerto Rico now has the "Philippines OC Shipping" fever. come on, guys! You can do better than this! Stop shipping Puerto Rico with America just like the Philippines!

What the Dark Forest are OCs doing on this list?

43 Philippines x America

I can see how people ship this. Culturally, America and the Philippines have a good relationship. But I would rather see them have a platonic relationship than a romantic one.

Since Philippines is a CANON character it can kinda make sense but I see them have a BROTHERLY relationship! Not much as lovers!

EVERY SHIP WITH PHILIPPINES IN IT IS CRAP

Sure, I'd love a Philippines as much as the next Filipino fan, but still. I don't see how shipping an OC with an actual character works. Even worse, people tend to forget history between them. America actually took away the Philippines' independence after it was declared!

Yes, there are some other trrible ships with the Philippines in it, but this is a notp for me.

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44 Franada

This ship isn't my favourite. I see France and Canada as "Father and Son" relationship! I don't really agree with this ship.

Brotherly-like relationship only. - MarByz

45 China x Seychelles

NONONNNONNONOO I don't think they have met each other... why T^T - Libropio22

I don't get it. - MarByz

46 Doitsu x Doitsu

Just kidding, not really a bad couple. It's the best.

47 America x Seychelles
48 Canada x Seychelles

CanUkr is way much better. - MarByz

49 Denmark x The Netherlands

What really - Kikira

50 DenNor

Yes they did have a union but looking at it in the present I think they just have FRIENDLY feelings for each other. Denmark in his own words refers to Norway as a "best friend" and I don't think he sees him as anything else beyond that. Norway refers to him as "anko" because Denmark is older and as Himaruya says it holds a "classmate like feeling" meaning these 2 aren't really meant to be assumed as gay for each other. They have a history but all the Nordics have strong ties with each other in their histories. Who's to say that Denmark and Norway don't have any strong ties with the other Nordics when they did? The chemistry might be seen by the fans but I can't see them being together.

Norway keeps blatantly insulting Denmark and he just ignores it and you never know if it hurts Denmark's feelings. Opposites may attract but in this case I think not because Norway can't stand Denmark's hyperactive persona and he strangles him! Their relationship ...more

Seriously people! Denmark refers to him as a friend and Norway can't stand how hyper he is. Their too different from each other and their bickering is not justified as romance because they you can see that they don't treat each other as anything but friends. They just seem to have a friendly rivalry and the way Norway treats him is no romantic implication! You can see friends hitting each other sometimes and it's normal for them. I also think Denmark has no other feelings for him other than brotherly tendencies and the vibe they give off is just friendship to me. I can't see them as a couple.

What? They? Don't hate each other? Best friends can be in love? Hasn't anyone ever told you to marry your best friend? Literally Nor bakes him cakes and holds his hand and "wants his flank," in canon? You people... Nor shows his affection through teasing people. He's literally so uncomfortable with people that he will "leave on sight," but he's comfortable enough to tease Den. Not to mention they were married? Happily? And we're forcibly ripped apart as PUNISHMENT? Jeez people.

Firstly, they don't hate each other, secondly, the viking age explains their entire relationship, thirdly, they were married at one point, fourthly, if you hate it because they're best friends, then you can't ship the majority of hetalia ships.

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