Top Ten Worst Hetalia Couples

The Top Ten Worst Hetalia Couples

1 Itacest

That’s just disgusting. Aside from the obvious problem of them BEING BROTHERS, they are complete opposites of each other. I would even say that South Italy is jealous of North Italy. This relationship would never work out, and the incest adds a whole new level of disgusting.

Incest is actually disgusting. I don't know why this isn't on the top instead of UsUk because unlike itacest and other incest ships, UsUk isn't WRONG. So stop shipping this crap.

Why do fangirls ship incest? Its sickening! Its like thinking about your own sibling!

Really? There are better ships than this.


Why didn't I know about this earlier? Yes, I totally agree. You can make as many excuses as you want but England raised America and still sees him as a little brother. I wish people could appriciate their PLATONIC relationship without trying to force some awkward, unhealthy romance aspect into it. I can't escape from this ship either, it's just everywhere. I honestly feel like this ships being shoved down my throat when I don't ship it and I never will. I much prefer England with France, who he has passionate and mature relationship with so many layers and so much love. Or America with Japan, who he has a really cute, fun friendship with.

It's not incest but I still find it overrated and I prefer their platonic relationship honestly.

Incest alarms are blaring. England sees America as a brother or less even, though it's sad to think about. Same with America, also sad to think about. This ship has to be the most toxic out of every other one. My opinion, but please for the love of god stop forcing the damned ship onto me and others. USUK shippers can ship what they want, along with everyone else, but try to keep it to yourselves.

I know sometimes the hetalia fandom was full biased on usuk. Yes, the shipping wars are just really irritating. Although I'm a big fan of Fruk, it was just not working.

I just don't like how usuk shippers assume the whole fandom likes usuk. I never liked it. It's not the message we are trying to pass here.

This can't be physically incest since they are not proven to be related directly like the Italy brothers. It's most likely emotionally incest. They swore to one another to be brothers who would support one another

Also, attention to the last " usuk" episode where England has a dream of America in Africa. It was most likely a nightmare. He didn't want to deal with America again and do something out of their awkward relationship since 1776. He didn't want to "babysit" him.

And this argument about how Hima confirmed that England had a crush on America is fake. The post has been removed long ago and I don't see further proof of it.

3 England x Sealand

Sealand's a child. It's disgusting to ship him with a grown adult.

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

SEALAND IS A CHILD! If you MUST ship him, at least ship him with one of the other younger nations, like Wy!

I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.

4 Germancest

It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.

That's just disgusting...

Not a huge fan of incest

It's awful.

5 UsCan

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.

They're BROTHERS, for Pete's sake! Why must people ruin family relationships?

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

It makes no sense There brothers for crying out loud

6 Russia x Ukraine

It might be canon that russia's sisters like him in THAT way but it doesn't mean that it's right

I'm not sure what the other person was taking about Russia and Ukraine being enemies. Well, I haven't been into the story for a while so maybe I missed something (or they were talking about real life? ) but yeah I don't get this one.

Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other (seriously, they are not biological siblings). Plus incest is gross, people.

Ukraine is russia sister!

7 Switzerland x Liechtenstein

A bit pedophlic, in my opinion.

More like brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related.

One word: Incest!

Why even ship dis

8 NorIce

Why? Why must people ship this? They have such a good sibling relationship. Why do people have to ruin it and turn it into incest? Why?

If you ship this, you need to reevaluate your life choices

There's literally nothing romantic about incest, please stop

They're brothers? Literally? What is wrong with you people.

9 Japan x Denmark

Actually the netherlands warned him

How in the heck does this ship make any sense whatsoever!?

Actually, it was the Netherlands who warned him.

Honestly kind of cute since Denmark went all the way over to Japan to warn him that some country was gonna bomb him... I like any ship with Japan and AmeriPan is my OTP but this doesn't stop me from supporting other ships but still...

10 Sweden x Denmark

Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair love

Not to mention sufin is practically canon.


The Contenders

11 England x Seychelles

The fangirls just make all of this uncomfortable. Why does every character need so many ships? Like most of these don't even work! In my opinion the ones that work is him paired with America, France, China and maybe Japan? Only my opinion but just some of the ships here are horrible, most of them consisting of England.

I don't know why, but I hate them together. France x England 4 life!

The reason why this is a bad ship is because Seychelles HATES England with all of her guts! Sorry to those who ship it but it's not a very good ship (IN MY OPINION! )

I don't hate seychelles but I hate her when she ship with england or with france.

12 Russia x Belarus

Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why

Incest! Incest! Also Russia is scared of Belarus so this wouldn’t work.

Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn

I honestly think Belarus needs to find someone else I mean Russia doesn't love Belarus that way and believe me I'm as big of a fan of yandere as the next anime fan but I just don't see it I wish they would fix this.

13 Prussia x Italy

Well, personally I think it is much more likely than GerIta. Since Prussia in canon has a crush on Italy, so it works from his angle. I don't dislike this ship Even though I do not think it would work from Italy's angle since he seems to not even notice.

I just cannot see it at all, plus, Italy x Germany is much much much better in so many ways so with that opinion, I think that Itapru/ Pruita is terrible okay I'll just leave it at that.

To be honest- just because a person has a crush on another, doesn't mean that it’ll work out. GerIta is much more developed than Prussia x Italy, and offers development to both characters (Germany and Italy) as well. I’ll have to vote this- it doesn't seem to make sense nor does it have any background behind it.

14 Sealand x America

Seriously this ship is horrible and gross I actually searched up this ship as a joke and lemons show up

...this exists?

Oh Gawd, no...

15 RusAme

Toxic, abusive, bloody, hateful, violent, incompatible views. Six infinity stones to make the perfect UNHEALTHY relationship. If you ship this, you don't know politics, history, nor have the ability to see Hetalia moments where they literally hate each other; just flies over your head.

I find that people write their relationship as abusive or completely ooc. They hate eachother and are just allies, nothing more.

They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.

It's more than obvious that THEY. HATE. EACH. OTHER.

16 FrUk

They hate each other - that's FINAL. You can't just mash being a tsundere and actually hating someone together as the same thing and romanticise this hate. It's toxic and abusive, we all know it's canon that they punch each other and wish each other for the worst for God's sake. Not just saying France is bad for England, England is bad for France too. Think about how they're feeling for being paired up together, damn, it's unhealthy. And don't forget *history* - that's the most canon of all --- England's worst enemy is France, and even now, France is the only country in the EU with people stating they will be GLAD if Brexit happens.

Seriously not a fan, can't see them as anything more than long time rivals who have and most likely always will hate each other.
Not a great history between them in actuality, and the general impressions between them aren't great even now. Even in jest it's a common thing for the English and French to dislike each other - I look at them and I think of that scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the French guys are taunting the English King Arthur and his knights (yes he's called Arthur that makes it stand out even more for me ).
Nothing cute or romantic about them. Doesn't work as a ship at all, it's crack at best.
Anyone who ships them really doesn't get how the countries actually feel about each other in general in my opinion (pretty cringey to see as an English person).

As a English person, I know there has always been history of England and France having wars, and since Hetalia is about History, that means they would probably hate eachother.

They both have a rivalry and I know for a fact France would rather marry anyone else and England would ditto.

I'm chill with this ship and the people who ship it but I'm just not into ships that fight 24/7. It's just not cute or interesting to me.

17 England X Japan

This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

I swear I see this ship all over the anime side of Instagram. I see it whenever I go on a couple Hetalia tags.

It's bloody everywhere.

No. Just no. How someone came up with this ship I don't know but no.

18 GerIta

I hope it burns in hell

Why can't a ship be popular without being hated? This is one of the rare near-canon ships. I think people forgot he fruking proposed? And it's a really cute and fluffy ship, not a crack or incest ship like most.

Never really understood the hype about it

I love gerita

19 PruCan

Just another crack pairing that a lot people ship for whatever reason. Seriously, how did this become so popular? It makes no sense.

I fact, this pairing makes sense because in "goodnight with Prussia", he talks a bit about Canada.

Don't make sense.

Seriously this doesn’t even make any sense.
One comic strip of interaction and this fandoms hooked?

Okay! This is totally false! If you honestly LOOK at the ship it shows how both Prussia and Canada are going through the struggle of being invisible and they are helping each other out (Fanon) BUT! Prussia and Canada also share pancakes together! They commonly talk to each too! This ship makes so much sense! THIS SHIP IS BEAUTIFUL!

20 AmeBela

I'm not trying to offend anyone who ships AmeBel but I just can't stand this pairing! I mean their personalities clash with each others and even the countries in real life aren't in good relations, I think the only interaction they both have is when America took care of Bela and TRIED to be a brother to her, but if you read the history book America pretty much neglected Bela. And I don't think America would like anyone who supports Russia's side and I don't think Bela is gonna give up so easily on Russia either. This is just my opinion on this ship, if you respect my opinion then I respect your ships.

To be honest, I don't even now how this became a ship in the first place. Both of their personalities don't really mix well. Plus, Belarus probably won't get over her Russia obsession, and I'm pretty sure America is canon with someone else.

For the most part I respect most of the ships in Hetalia, we all have the right to our own opinion, but this one makes no sense on any level.

THIS must rot and burn in hell. Seriously.
It must be higher.

21 Russia x Prussia

Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

I think only people who hate prussia ship this, I can't ship this because Prussia is my favorite character

Prussia hates Russia.

22 GerMano

There is literally NOTHING to support this ship, and I have no idea how it came to be in the first place. Romano hasen't shown even remote interest in Germany, and the only interactions they've had were Romano openly cursing out and badmouthing Germany. Even from Germany's side, there is literally NO interest! I'm usually pretty open to other people's oppinons and ships, but this is the one hetalia paring I can not stand. If you ship it, that's fine, and I'm sorry, but this ship is honestly damn disgusting to me.

ROMANO HATES GERMANY. I prefer Italy with Germany and Romano with Spain. Not saying the fanfiction is bad(it's actually pretty good) but definitely not canon.

23 America x Vietnam

Uhm, I'm pretty much Vietnamese and I understand my country's history =A=.. so NOPE

This ship has no development. The only reason it's a ship because of the Vietnam War.

I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

Where's the canon evidence in this ship? Oh, that's right, there is no canonical evidence!

24 RoChu


Seriously Why Would Anyone Ship These 2 is Beyond Me In Th Anime And Manga And In Real Life China Hates Russia And Does Not Even Want Him Near,Sure There Is The Whole Thing Russia Turned China Communist But Not Because They Liked Each Other.It Has Been Known Throughout History That Countries Help Other Countries But For Their Own Personal Gain And When One Country Cannot Help The Other Country It Is Know That They Other Leave Or Betray Them,Or Something Like That.

- cries because I ship this I even saw Germany x Italy -

I toats agree with the last 2 comments I hate this ship with the fiery passion of a thousand billion infinite suns and beyond comprehension!

25 Spamano

Just like USUK, this pairing is not okay. Yeah, at the end of the day they're just countries, but I HATE having this ship shoved in my face. Spain literally raised Romano like he was his own son. It's just disgusting that people would actually pair these two together.

Romano doesn't deserve Spain he treats him too bad, I usually like tsundere characters but Romano is crossing the line. I think Spain is better with France or Belgium because they treat him better.

Just doesn’t make sense. This ship is exactly the same as UsUK. Spain RAISED Romano. Why do the people ship them? Was because Spain proposed to marry Romano? Sorry but that sounds really creepy. Romano doesn’t deserve Spain. Definitely no

26 IceFridge

Best ship ever. Why is it here?

Why did you put this here, it's 100% amazing

Wonderful ship, why is it here?

What the hell is this ship?

27 Prussia x Hungary

PruAus is much better, this one is kinda weird, don't hate it, but don't love it either

The fandom ruined Hungary for me. This ship is everywhere and it's so annoying. No wonder I left the fandom.

AusHun is far superior

Can the cringe get any worse

28 Taiwan x Japan

I only support their relationships as siblings, not romantically. Plus, the way Taiwan treats Japan is annoying, while other people find it cute.

Let me just say that the people of Taiwan pretty much hate the Japanese. Even now they still hate them.

I'm Taiwanese, my grandmother deeply hated Japanese rule. Taiwan and China from Hetalia are a propaganda piece; Taiwan is Japan's "friend" and China is the emasculated stereotype who gets all the credit for WWII.

Crack open a damn history book or read about the Japanese Occupation of Taiwan. It was horrific.

29 Germany x England

Feels weird and also england is partly germanic so it's kinda like fricking your cousins

They are like cousins and England hates Germany.

They just don't get along at all and in most doujinshis there usally forced together

30 HongIce

There's almost zero canon interaction (except for the Halloween episode, in which they barely spoke, and it was mostly Hong Kong). Their personalities would likely ruin the friendship, as Hong Kong is more lively, bubbly, and with the times, whereas Iceland is more secluded, relaxed, and almost traditional. They would probably be good as friends, but as a couple, they don't really mix.

Really, this ship is horrible. No need to explain more. They're both only friendly towards each other, nothing else. /Nothing/. I hate this ship more than anything else.

It's not even cute. HongIce is not nice


31 RusLiet

Russia has abused Lithuania, who has scars to prove it. Abuse is a big no no.

Why do people have to be so cruel to Lithuania? (

I literally hate this ship SO much. I mean, Russia L I T E R A L L Y abused Lithuania! He made him dress up in a maid outfit and chased him around with a whip, and then there’s that one time in the comic (While You Were Gone) when Poland wanted to prank Lithuania when he was in the bath and he looked in and! Saw! SCARS! On his back! Literally, people.


32 Sealand x Wy

They to young to be shipped.

They're children what the hell

They just don't need to be a couple. It just makes England X Australia a more plausible ship.

Eww Wy clearly hates Sealand. She isn't a tsundere at all, she just wants NORMAL FRIENDS who don't shout and act very childish like the other Micronations. Fighting relationships aren't very cute or funny

33 Lithuania x Belarus

Belarus is way too cruel to him, and Lithuania deserves much better.

@MarByz agreed

Lithuania should be with POLAND! >:(

34 AusHun

Honestly, this ship is really lame. It's too basic, and not even cute. Sure, they were married, but that doesn't mean they actually loved each other.

This is like an almost canon thing

Not bad, but way too omnipresent.

Guys...they're married.
Still, that makes it pretty austria...

35 Greece x Turkey

Greece and Turkey are enemies in both hetalia and real life. Plus Giripan and other ships with Greece are better except for the hate ones and the pedophilic ones

They dislike each other, so I don’t understand why are they shipped together and I don’t agree with it. Also, the real-life countries are pretty much like cat and dog.

36 Russia x Canada

Looks like nobody thinks bad about it I don't ship it but can see it happening

37 Greece x Japan

Canon thing to go against this:
Japan and Greece have done the diddly doo with each other. So rip anyone who hates this

I only see them as close friends

Not really it was a dream during a sleepover

38 Flying Mint Bunny x England

This even exists?

Simply Beautiful

- starts dieing-

Okay, this one is just crazy. It's seems okay if FMB is human, but seriously. I don't think England would harbor any romantic feelings for his magical buddies. In my opinion, I think that he just sees them all as good friends. FMB seems to be more of a best friend for England, not a lover.

39 GrandpaOliver

This is a crack ship above all crack ships.

This ship is so beautiful! The concept of Grandpa Oliver is perfect. This ship shows the difference between two polar opposite. This ship should totally be cannon.

What even is this ship

...You do realize this is a page for worst ships right?

40 Franada

This ship isn't my favourite. I see France and Canada as "Father and Son" relationship! I don't really agree with this ship.

Brotherly-like relationship only.

41 LietPol

Come on people, that ship DID worked out before and it was so cute... though the way it ended was kind of real sad

For me, they’re much better just as friends.

42 Philippines x America

Even if Philippines was canon, AmePiri just-- isn't good in a way?

I can see how people ship this. Culturally, America and the Philippines have a good relationship. But I would rather see them have a platonic relationship than a romantic one.

Since Philippines is a CANON character it can kinda make sense but I see them have a BROTHERLY relationship! Not much as lovers!


43 Philippines x Japan

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Japan took over the Philippines, for heaven's sake! Would that help the Philippines' relationship towards Japan? NO! Honestly, I see them more as frenemies then lovers.

Isn't the Philippines an OC? So technically, this isn't even a real ship.

44 China x Seychelles

I don't get it.

NONONNNONNONOO I don't think they have met each other... why T^T

45 Puerto Rico x U.S.A

Do we even HAVE Puerto Rico?

...what. I think Puerto Rico now has the "Philippines OC Shipping" fever. come on, guys! You can do better than this! Stop shipping Puerto Rico with America just like the Philippines!

What the Dark Forest are OCs doing on this list?

46 Doitsu x Doitsu

Just kidding, not really a bad couple. It's the best.

47 Canada x Seychelles

CanUkr is way much better.

48 Denmark x The Netherlands

How did this come to be? Is it because they have similar hair?

What really

49 America x Seychelles
50 DenNor

Yes they did have a union but looking at it in the present I think they just have FRIENDLY feelings for each other. Denmark in his own words refers to Norway as a "best friend" and I don't think he sees him as anything else beyond that. Norway refers to him as "anko" because Denmark is older and as Himaruya says it holds a "classmate like feeling" meaning these 2 aren't really meant to be assumed as gay for each other. They have a history but all the Nordics have strong ties with each other in their histories. Who's to say that Denmark and Norway don't have any strong ties with the other Nordics when they did? The chemistry might be seen by the fans but I can't see them being together.

Norway keeps blatantly insulting Denmark and he just ignores it and you never know if it hurts Denmark's feelings. Opposites may attract but in this case I think not because Norway can't stand Denmark's hyperactive persona and he strangles him! Their relationship ...more

Seriously people! Denmark refers to him as a friend and Norway can't stand how hyper he is. Their too different from each other and their bickering is not justified as romance because they you can see that they don't treat each other as anything but friends. They just seem to have a friendly rivalry and the way Norway treats him is no romantic implication! You can see friends hitting each other sometimes and it's normal for them. I also think Denmark has no other feelings for him other than brotherly tendencies and the vibe they give off is just friendship to me. I can't see them as a couple.

What? They? Don't hate each other? Best friends can be in love? Hasn't anyone ever told you to marry your best friend? Literally Nor bakes him cakes and holds his hand and "wants his flank," in canon? You people... Nor shows his affection through teasing people. He's literally so uncomfortable with people that he will "leave on sight," but he's comfortable enough to tease Den. Not to mention they were married? Happily? And we're forcibly ripped apart as PUNISHMENT? Jeez people.

Firstly, they don't hate each other, secondly, the viking age explains their entire relationship, thirdly, they were married at one point, fourthly, if you hate it because they're best friends, then you can't ship the majority of hetalia ships.

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